Fracas at the Beach

A/N: Wohoo! 100 reviews on this fic! Thank you guys for the continued support of my cliffhangers! XD Anyway, BIGGGG thanks to ZeroAngel1 for reviewing pretty much EVERY one of my Sailor Moon Fics in the past few days. Best thing EVER! Haha.

But seriously, on to the story.

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"Com on, minna, the water is great!" Usagi calls out from the water. A grin remains plastered on her face as the waves crash against her legs. Everything today is perfect. The girls finally have some much needed time to themselves after all the recent youma attacks.

Ami, Makoto, and Minako watch their blond friend around. None of them have any intention of joining her. They have a bigger plan for their friend.

A plan with ebony hair.

Rei, playing decoy for the ploy, is the only one to run to the blue water. Making contact with the refreshingly cool waves, she turns back. "She's right, you three!"

"No thanks, Rei-chan!" Makoto volleys back. The guys will be here any minute. And the fun will really begin for sure. Mamoru does not know the plan-only Motoki. But everything is counting on Mamoru's ever apparent urge to bother Usagi and move far too close to her.

Hopefully neither of them will recall the fact they are wearing swim suits.

Rei proceeds to swim away from the shore. Out of the corner of her eye she can see the two men quickly approaching. Right on time. "Come and catch me if you can, Usagi-chan!"

The blonde turns to see her friend a good ten meters out ahead of her and gasps. "Rei-chan! No fair!" Usagi whines as she tries to run to her friend. But instead of running, she trips and lands on her butt.

"Odango, it may not be the safest idea for you to be out there if you cannot swim!"

Mamoru's voice causes Usagi to quickly regain her composure. "I can swim, baka!" She challenges with flushed cheeks. The sight of the upperclassman would have been the last thing could expect for a girl's day out. And it seriously perturbs her.

The ebony haired man smirks. "Whatever you say, Odango. Whatever you say!" In his opinion-Usagi could straighten up her grades and become the most graceful person on earth, but he would still look for ways to poke fun at her. Her reactions are far too fun.

Usagi purses her lips and stomps out of the water, Rei forgotten. "You little-ugh! Why can't you mind your own business?"

"Why can't you accept the fact you are a failure?" He walks toward the girl with a broad grin.

"Why can't you accept the face you're an ass?"

They stand toe to toe, ready to begin to argument worth the attention of many. But the girls and Motoki have much better plans for the two. "Think Fast!" Makoto and Motoki yell as they push them forward.

As the two fall to the ground, Usagi and Mamoru wrap their arms around each other as they hit the wet sand. Usagi on top of Mamoru.

Usagi opens her eyes and looks down at Mamoru. Her legs are wrapped around his and her arms around his chest. She hoists herself up, straddling his chest. "Wh-what the hell?" She turns to her friends who are all laughing at the sight of their two friends.

"Odang-Usagi-chan, can you please remove yourself from my body?" Mamoru croaks out, his face flushing. He is realizing now that the two of them are in mere swimsuits. And this cannot look anywhere near proper.

"Wh-Oh." The blonde scrambles up, her cheeks impossibly red. "G-gomen, Mamoru-san. Go-gomen." She chokes out-realizing how things must have looked.

The ebony haired man sighs in releif and is about to accept the apology when Usagi lashes around to her still laughing friends and knocks him down as he tries to push himself up.

"Hentai!" She screeches at all of them. "What did you just make us do?"

"Odango, calm down!" Mamoru sighs, finally able to sit up.

Usagi turns to him. "Don't even start with me, baka!"'

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A/N: My attempt at humor. Probably not *that* good. Hmm...

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