Chapter 2: oops
Harry and tom had been slipping for hours and then tom had a really good idea. "Harry" he said sluttily. "Yes" said harry while also moaning because slipping felt good. "Will you be my boyfriend" screamed tom. "Is it gay" said harry "no" said tom. "Ok then".
Then they got married and at the wedding they had a lot of cake and it had two figures on it and they were really cute and kinda looked like those puppets from potter puppet pals but harry's was the kawaii harry one where he's in japan and tom's was voldemort and anyway it was cute.
And then they had sex for the first time on their wedding night
And they had 15 children and their names were James, Lily, Sirius, Remus, Albus, Severus, Minerva, Filius, Luna, Rubeus, Persephone, Nagini, Orion, Hedwig, Abraxas and Princess Amadea Violetta Fiona Bubblegum Tinkerbell Andromeda Cassiopeia Rose Cinderella Potter. Oh wait that was 16. They had 16 children but the last one was born after what i just wrote.