Chapter 4: oh no
"Where am i" said harry "in my basement" said a strange voice but harry felt like he had heard it before. "Who are you" he asked, scared. "You Know Who" said the voice. "No who" said harry. "You know who" "no who" and then tom got mad and came into the light and harry was horny because they were roleplaying.
But then tom took off his tom mask and ACTUALLY HE WAS LORD VOLDEMORT
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah" harry screamed "lord voldemort! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !"
"Yes harry it is i, lord voldemort prepare to die"
"But i have 15 children"
"So" said voldemort . "they need me" said harry, crying. "Oh lol" said voldemort. "Yeah" said harry. Then suddenly a thunderstorm came and voldemort was hit by lightenign because he's really tall and stuff and then harry ran away. "Im freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" he screamed and then he ran home to tom. "Voldemort kidnapped me" cried harry "oh no" said tom.
