Kazuichi Soda, the Ultimate Mechanic, was speaking into Peko's training dojo when he heard a loud coughing sound. Nervously, he turned around to see Peko herself, glaring angrily.

"What- what are you trying to do, Soda?"

"O- oh you've returned Peko?" Kazuichi looked abashed. "I- I was looking to see if I c-could learn a couple swordfighting tricks, something I could use- use to impress Miss Sonia! Since you're here, Peko, teach me a trick or two!"

"You," Peko growled, infuriated. "You think you can just waltz in here, and learn a couple moves- moves that took years to master- just so you can impress a girl… Well, I'll show you one!"

"U- uh, I- I think I c-changed m-my mind!" Kazuichi stammered, instantly cowed by Peko's fearsome expression. "I- I'm s-significantly n-not ready!"

Peko launched forward aggressively, not heeding Kazuichi's pleas.

WHAM! The wooden blade slashed away upward into Kazuichi's crotch, smashed into his manhood, retracted, all in a flash too fast to see.

"AAAAHH!" Kazuichi shrieked in agony.

BAM! WHAM!

"GAHH!"

SLAM! BAM!

"AUGHHH!"

BAM! BAM!

"AAAAIIIIEEE- !"

WHAM! WHAM!

"WAHHHH!"

After nine brutal ballbusts and with Kazuichi's family jewels utterly decimated, the poor boy collapsed in a shivering, agonized heap, cupping his own loins.

"My god… my balls… you destroyed it… now I'll never have kids with Sonia…"

"K- Ka- Kazuichi!" A high-pitched voice suddenly called out, and Peko wheeled about to witness Mikan Tsumiki, the Ultimate Nurse, burst out miraculously from the room across the hallway and sprinted over. "A- Are you a- alright?"

"No- o- o- I-I'm going to be s-sterile, I-I'm not going to be a-able to h-have any kids w- with S-Sonia now…"

"A- Actually, even in far worse cases of extreme trauma to the testes, cases which involved testicular rupture, dislocation, or even degloving- the vast majority of such patients are able to recover and remain fertile without much difficulty. Moderate testicular shok like you just suffered is painful but unlikely to cause permanent dam-"

"Hey, you- Shut the fuck up!" Peko lashed upward with her sword again in a second attack, slamming directly into Mikan's clit with full force.

"AAAUUWWHH!" Mikan screamed in pain as the blow connected with her jellybean and fell to her knees. "I'm sorrrryyyyy!"

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Irrelevant Historical Fact:

21 years ago, on November 3, 1997, the United States imposed economic sanctions against brutal, atrocious Islamist regime of Sudan.

The dictator of Sudan, Omar al-Bashir and his puppet National Congress Party, has imposed extremist Islamist sharia law, executing opponents and committing mass genocide against the primarily-Christian South Sudanese population during the Second Sudanese Civil War.

Sudan also funded and sheltered widespread terrorism, including but definitely not limited to the Egyptian Islamic Jihad (responsible for numerous bombings and assassination attempts) and notorious Al-Qaeda (including during the 1993 World Trade Center bombing in New York City and the 1998 US Embassy bombings in Kenya and Tanzania).