So, when I was originally writing this, I accidentally wrote it for my other series of one-shots, 'What really happened in Budapest.' So if you're a reader for that, sorry!
But I promise this one is going to be different. Kinda, sorta, mostly….
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"Tell me again why we have to do this."
I rolled my eyes. "Tony…"
"Fine…." He picked up the pan and brought it out the the table. "Order up!"
"Yes!" Clint yelled, dropping out of the air vent.
"AAH!" I gasped for air. "Clint we talked about this!" I walked over and smacked him on the back of the head.
He smiled and gave me a smile. "Sorry, sis. But I've been hangrily waiting."
"Whatever."
"Trust me, Ange. He has," Tasha said walking into the room. "I had to kick him out of the training room because he was bothering me so much." Steve walked in behind her nodded his head in agreement.
"Come on, let's eat!" Tony exclaimed. "I'm starving here." I rolled my eyes in reply.
Men and their stomachs….
Everyone (mainly Tony, me, Clint, Tasha, and Steve) sat at the table and dug into the meal.
"Banner coming up?" Steve asked.
Tony shook his head. "He's working on something. Said to bring him some down when I went back."
"Heard anything from Thor?"
"No, I-" A loud boom came from the balcony. He turned back to Steve. "I take that back."
"Greetings, comrades!" Thor said. "I have heard Lady Jarvis has made something you mortals call 'Pad Thai'."
Tony looked over to me, muttering, "Did we make enough?"
I chuckled, "Yes, there's enough for an army. I just have to heat it up."
As I began heating up the rest of the food, Thor began telling stories of combat and mischief. Apparently, Loki wasn't as bad as he is now, well mostly.
"And, so I went to pick up the snake to admire it," he continued, "And he transformed back into himself and went 'MUAHH, it's me' and he stabbed me." I could feel Loki smiling from all the way in Asgardian jail. "We were eight at the time."
The others faces were covered in shock, minds clouded with cursing.
"Well, that's an….interesting story there, Thor," I said. "It's nice to know he wasn't always that bad."
He smiled in reply. "Why, thank you, Lady Jarvis. I am glad you enjoyed my tales."
"Your welcome." I picked up the pot and brought it to the table. "And here y'all go. Fresh from the pan." They all voiced their thanks and dug in.
Tony leaned over and whispered, " 'Nice to know he wasn't always that bad' ? Angie, Loki stabbed Thor when they were eight!"
"I couldn't tell him what I really thought. You know how he is."
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