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I want to explain, "My perception," of no humanity vampires. I think of them as truth tellers. They remember and know of their true feelings for someone, but the electrodes in their brain is cut off from morality, compassion, empathy, etc.
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Oblivion Chapter 17: Hoodwinked
Bonnie was startled from her sleep due to her child having another growth spurt. Damon rolled over in bed, giving her a casual appraisal.
"The baby! It's growing," she exclaimed intermittently.
"Oh, well keep it down. I'm trying to sleep," he said, covering his head with a pillow.
"You're trying to sleep?" Bonnie went rancid with a towering rage. "Screw you!" She gave him a head splitting aneurysm. Her focused power ceased when she was hit with another bout of blood curdling pain.
"What the hell is wrong with you!" He jumped out of bed, livid.
"You got me pregnant with your demon seed, that's what!"
"Yeah." He grinned with pride. "I put a baby in Bonnie Bennett," he gloated.
"Bonnie!" Tessa called frantically as she teared in to the room.
"Shut the fuck up!" Stefan yelled from the living room. He shoved a pillow into his face and growled.
Damon joined him in the living room seconds later, carrying his pillow and a blanket. He spread the bedding on the floor and laid down.
"Can you not shut your girl up?" Stefan barked.
"It'll be over in a minute." Damon yawned and closed his eyes.
Minutes later, Bonnie's pain had come to an end, and Damon found himself on the receiving end of another rancorous, magical strike.
"Will you stop fucking, assaulting me?" He sprang to his feet with Flash Gordon speed, veins bulging in his neck.
"This is your baby I am carrying, and you walk away when I need you most?"
"I'm right here! I'm right here," Damon shouted, gesturing strongly to his bedding on the floor.
"You're right here when you should have been by my side!"
"I am not going to hang on your hip every waking moment of the day. You are a witch. You need to figure this shit out on your own," he argued, his voice unsympathetic.
Bonnie's face inflamed with shock. "Did you turn off your humanity?" Her voice vibrated with fear.
"You got it sweet cheeks. Now if you don't mind, I'd like to get a few hours of shut-eye, before we exit this prehistoric shit hole."
Bonnie's eyes glassed over as she examined his attire, spotting splatters of blood on his shirt and chin. "Let me guess, you and your brother went on a killing spree."
"Don't get your supercilious thongs all in a bind. I know how to feed on a motherfucker without killing them. There's no need for you to bitch at me about what a monster I am. All you need to do is focus on having my kid and spreading those legs," he said casually with his droopy eyelids.
Bonnie pressed her lips, enraged, and slapped him across the face. Damon didn't waver. He was still as a statue, her attack nothing but a flutter of a feather, striking him. She massaged her hand, backing away from him. "Loving you was a mistake." She ran off, upset.
"You are an asshole my friend," Tessa snubbed and stormed off.
"Tell me something I don't know sweetheart." He grinds his teeth, looking at the bedroom door for a split second. He laid back down on his pallet as if nothing ever happened.
~ ( - ) ~
"Bonnie, don't cry over Damon."
"Don't cry over him?" She whipped Tessa a, roasting hard look. "I love him Tessa. How can I make a life with him if his humanity is off?"
"Bonnie, the moment he sees his child, his humanity will come back."
"No, his humanity will come back the moment he lays his eyes on Elena." She gave a humorless laugh as she paced the floor.
"Please, the Amara lookalike has no power over that man."
"Oh, you must not have heard, Damon's and Elena's love defies the universe," Bonnie said incredulously, offering a roll of her eyes.
"No, I think you mean Stefan's and Elena's love defies…," Tessa dropped back, a dreadful reflection burning in her eyes.
"Well in case you didn't know, Elena chose Damon with and without her humanity," Bonnie stated, not giving Tessa her attention.
She stared over at Tessa once hearing the dead silence between them.
"Hey, you okay?" Bonnie asked, coming to Tessa to sit down beside her. She took her hand into hers and held it protectively.
"You are worried about Damon and that silly cunt, and now I'm worried about her and Stefan," Tessa revealed with a sideways glance.
"You love Stefan?" Bonnie's eyes strained with astonishment.
"No." Tessa blushed. "…but I am smitten with him, and being pregnant by him, knowing that clone still exist, makes me feel like I'm reliving the past all over again. Maybe going back is a mistake. I don't want my child to be without a father, and that's exactly what will happen once Stefan see's that jezebel's face." She became angry.
"Tessa, if you stay here, your child will still be fatherless. Please return home with us. Stefan will see the light, and when he does, he will love this child with every fiber of his being. You have to believe that."
Tears streamed from Tessa's eyes. She wiped them away and softly giggled. "I guess I can try to have a little faith, but you have to have faith, too, Bonnie. We cannot let our insecurities over that generic bitch dictate our way of life. You are a descended of Qetsiyah Shamoon. We are strong. We are warriors. Promise me that we will stick together and keep each other uplifted?"
"Qetsiyah Shamoon. I like that, and I promise that we'll always stick together." Bonnie smiled and gave her a hug. "Well, now that we've worked out our troubled love life, I want to run something by you."
"Okay." Tessa nodded, baffled.
"Given that those two idiots turned off their humanity. We should leave unnoticed. There's no telling what horrible thing the guys did while we were asleep."
"Yes, I agree."
"We also need to come up with a spell so that we're not hurled back onto Earth. Our bodies cannot handle that type of injury."
"Sure, I can help you with that, but I don't care how and where Stefan and Damon end up."
They laughed.
Bonnie wrote a long goodbye to Zinnia, Tupac, and the people of Gardenia. Tessa packed up some of the verdant fruit, the yellow fruit, their jewelry, and the things that now had sentimental value to them.
Bonnie opened a portal. Tessa levitated a sleepy Damon and Stefan through the gateway. Bonnie and Tessa locked hands. They held stringently to the bags of fruit and their valuables. They simpered, eyeing each other as they walked through the doorway to home, unafraid.
Stefan and Damon went dropping out of the sky, hurling toward the Earth like a meteor before crashing. Damon hit the land with such velocity that a sound could not escape him. He lay there, trembling, concentrating on all the pain rippling through his body.
Stefan went soaring in to a tree, a large branch impaling his abdomen upon impact. He loudly yelped and whimpered.
Bonnie and Tessa came walking through the portal that opened at the surface, still holding hands. They looked at each other, conceited grins on their faces due to their great sorcery.
"We're home," Bonnie whispered as she looked at the boarding house.
"I wish I was as jubilant to see this place as you," Tessa remarked with a hint of regret, coating her voice.
"Well, I do miss the other Earth. I should have said goodbye to Zinnia and Tupac." Bonnie adverted her sad peepers to Tessa.
"I don't think Zinnia will think any less of you, and it was sweet that you made it possible for her to write you."
"Yeah, I hope that wasn't a mistake." Bonnie laughed at her own joke. "Shall we."
"After you," Tessa said, waving at the house.
They walked up the steps. Bonnie slowly turned the doorknob. They entered. She was expecting to see Lucy and the rest of the gang, but the place was empty. They walked a little further inside the house, to see spell books stacked on the coffee table and on the floor.
"Wow," Bonnie whispered, smiling.
"You mean to tell me that none of these damn journals contained an enchantment to help bring you home?" Tessa insulted.
"Tessa, don't be rude."
Damon ripped open the glass doors that lead from the patio. "What the hell was that?" He bellowed, red in the face, limping over to the bar. He poured him a tall glass of bourbon, quick fast and in a hurry, and downed it in one swallow.
"What the hell Tessa?" Stefan questioned madly, a large bloody hole in his shirt, mean mugging.
"Yes, my love." Tessa offered him a seductive grin.
"Don't give me that shit. You could have killed me!" Stefan nagged.
"Don't be such a baby. You're fine."
Damon shot Bonnie a dark and dirty look. She rolled her eyes at him so hard that it hurt.
"I don't care who, but one of you witches need to snap a finger and clean up this shit," Damon issued out his demand in a callous manner.
"I don't care who, but one of you blood sucking leeches' needs to clean this shit up yourself, because Bonnie Bennett isn't doing shit."
Damon gave her a smug leer. He swaggered up to Bonnie and brushed his fingers down her cheek. She smacked his hand away. "I love it when you're angry." He winked.
"…and I love it when you're not touching me."
"Oh, sassy!" Stefan laughed.
"She's having my kid," Damon exulted, looking back at his brother.
"Come on Tessa. Let's go to my place. I'll call the others and let them know we've returned." Bonnie started walking to the door. She whipped back around and threw the bag of verdant on the ground. "Here's your damn fruit." She stormed back off to the exit, Tessa following her.
Bonnie walked fast down the steps, wanting to cry, but she forced herself to be strong. She felt a soft touch, taking hold of her fingers. She spun around to see Damon presenting her with an indifferent smirk.
"Your bed is upstairs sweetheart," he reminded.
"You're truly psychotic if you think I'm going to share your bed?"
"Well, if you don't, Elena will."
"If you're so hard up for Elena, then be with her, but I'm going to my house. You're welcome to visit."
"I'll be over after our feeding frenzy orgy," he broadcast evenly.
"You can't be serious!" she blasted.
"Do you not know me at all Bonnie?" He cracked a gurgle filled with vexation.
"What happened to you loving me and our baby?"
"I proved my love to you when I drank that fake elixir your dared me to drink. I don't owe you shit else."
"Are you really such a coward that you'd shut off your humanity rather than man up and face me and Elena?"
"You are so fucking insecure that you make me sick." Rage glinted in his eyes.
"Well… well… well, you're a blood sucking leech." Bonnie shrunk with shame.
"Turning off my humanity had nothing to do with Elena, but like you said last night, maybe she's the one to bring me back, because you know, 'once I lay my eyes on her, our love will defy the universe," he spat indignantly.
"Well, was I wrong?"
"I don't know! Why don't you stick around, and we can have a contest? You both can suck my cock, and whomever does it the best—can have me!" He yelled.
Bonnie went incensed. She could think of no words that could insult him enough to hurt him, so in true witch fashion, she willed her magic against him.
Damon grabbed his temple and worked through the pain. The copious amounts of human blood in his system had him in paramount shape. He straightened his figure, balled his fist, and took a defensive stance.
"Uh, Bonnie. We really need to go before one of you kills each other," Tessa said, blindly reaching for her.
"I'm not going anywhere. He's going to have to kill me." Bonnie's chest heaved. The white of her iris reddened with ire.
Damon sadistically walked over to her. He grabbed Bonnie by her collar and snatched her up on her tippy-toes. He planted a hard, moistened kiss on her lips. She tried with all her might to break free.
"No," she muffled before he fixed another smacker on her lips, shutting her up. He pushed her away when he was done, just hard enough to make her trip over her own feet.
"You do nothing for me!" she blasted.
"Sure, I do. I can smell your drenched pussy from here." He gave a cocky grin. He laughed and then went back inside the house, slamming the door shut behind him.
"Aw, he's so in love with you." Tessa couldn't stop, enthusing over the estranged couple.
Bonnie turned a speechless gawk in Tessa's direction. "You are crazy."
~ ( - ) ~
"Judging by that heated moment between you and Bonnie. I'd say you two will be making another kid as soon as she pops that one out." He snickered. "You better start eating your veggies and fruits," Stefan picked up the bag of verdant and tossed his brother one before taking one for himself and gobbling it all up.
Damon caught the fruit with a mean grip and chucked it back at his brother. "I'm burned out on this shit."
"Fine, more for me." Stefan sat down on the couch, still protectively carrying the bag of goodies. "…so, what's up for tonight?"
"Tonight, I'm going to teach you—how to revel in the new you."
"I am reveling in the new me already," Stefan said, smacking on a mouth full.
"I would hardly call feeding so savagely on a person that you amputate them, reveling in your vampirism. You're barbaric Stefan, and once they learn back in Gardenia that you killed another innocent person, we can kiss their hospitality goodbye."
"Wow that sounded like some shit Bonnie would say," Stefan mocked.
"You fucked up Stefan. Now shut the hell up. I'm calling Enzo." Damon zoomed upstairs.
"Yeah, and a fuck you, too, asshole," Stefan uttered. He closed the bag of fruit and rested his head back on the sofa as he sat stretched all out on the couch, eyes closed.
Elena came barging in to the house. Her entire body went rigid with astonishment.
Her greedy gaze toured Stefan's physique; his tight pants highlighted his engorged shaft. His vest bared his perfectly sculpted biceps. Elena licked her lips instinctively. She ran to the sofa and hopped on Stefan's lap, grabbed his handsome mug, and feverishly kissed him all over his face.
"What the fuck?" Stefan rattled, disquieted by Elena's invasive behavior. "Elena!" he bellowed, taking her by the shoulders.
"Oh, my God. You're alive. You're home," she sobbed happily, taking him by the face, again.
"I don't remember giving you permission to kiss me." He shoved her off him, wearing a blasé grin.
A bewildered and demoralizing air tinted her air. "Stefan, I love you."
"No, you love my brother."
"…so, maybe I do, but I still love you. I'll never stop loving you. You have to know that."
Stefan closed his eyes and rested back against the couch, unruffled. Elena sat up on the sofa, suspiciously eyeing him.
"Where were you all this time? I thought you were dead?"
"Like you care," he said distantly as he reached down in the sack for another piece of fruit.
"What is that? It looks gross." She wrinkled her nose with disgust.
Stefan bit into the fruit. Elena watched as juice laced his lips, and he licked the sweetness away from his mouth.
"May I have one?"
"Sure, if you want to get pregnant."
"What?" Elena laughed.
"I was able to knock Tessa up because of this shit."
"What? Tessa's pregnant by you? How the hell did you run into Tessa? Stefan, where were you? I thought the other side was destroyed. There's no way in the world you should have been able to see Tessa, let along get her pregnant," Elena badgered.
"My, my, someone's jealous." He grinned devilishly.
"Well if you saw Tessa. You must have seen Damon. Where are they? Why aren't they here?"
"Your boyfriend is upstairs. Why don't you go hassle his ass?" Stefan vaulted from the sofa and went to the bar for a drink.
Elena sent him a ruthless sideways scowl before rushing off to see Damon. She burst through the door in time to see him wrapping a towel around his naked, wet body.
"Damon." She gleamed.
He raised his specs to see her standing in the doorway, adorning a doe-eyed look. He gave a serious eye-roll. "Oh, it's you."
"Damon?" She went running to him. She grabbed him and pressed her mouth firmly against his. She parted his lips and snaked her tongue into his mouth. His golden whip found itself moving around hers as if routine. The kiss deepened to a lewd savageness that drove Elena to rip off his towel and force his cock into her chops.
He stumbled back to the dresser, growing weak as her throat clenched around the heart of him.
She sucked and slurped on his member as if she was auditioning to be in a porno.
"Ah, fuck," he moaned, closing his eyes. Before he knew it, his semen was squirting out of his cock, and being swallowed by her.
She giggled childlike as she licked some of his juice from the corner of her mouth. Damon looked down on her with a malice grin.
"God, you really are the worst I've ever had," he said coldly, re-wrapping his towel around his waist.
A mortified shimmer flashed in her eyes. "What… what?" she stammered to speak.
"You say you love me so much, yet you sucked my dick like any whore off the street would. No passion what so ever. You're simply greedy for Salvatore cum." He let go of a crude chuckle. "You've got some serious competition sweetheart."
Elena stared at him for a split second, not believing the ungodly thing he said to her before she slapped him across the cheek and went running out of the room, hurt.
"Tell my brother I'll be down in a minute!" he yelled and continued to mock her with laughter.
~( - )~
"You have a lovely home Bonnie."
"Thank you. It feels so good to be in my own house." Bonnie crashed down on the sofa, a pleasing grin on her lips.
"Are you going to call your friends?"
"Oh, yes." She reached over and grabbed the phone.
"Oh, my God! It's Bonnie's home number." Caroline jerked her attention to her mother.
"Well answer it!" Liz squealed with optimism and glee.
"He…he…hello." Caroline's body stiffened with expectation.
"Hi Care Bear." Bonnie radiated.
"Bonnie. Oh, my God! You're alive." The phone slipped from Caroline's ear as tears of joy streamed down her cheeks and happiness undulated through her being. She composed herself enough to speak. "Where are you?"
"I'm at home Caroline. I'm home."
"Duh! You're calling from your home phone."
They laughed at her innocent mishap.
"You stay there. Don't you dare leave. I'll be there before you can blink an eye." Caroline hung up the phone and vampire sped out the house, not even closing the door behind her.
"Tell Bonnie I miss her, and I'm glad she's home!" Liz shouted, her hair fluttering from the wind that Caroline whipped up, bolting from their house.
~ ( - ) ~
Elena ran from one Salvatore's arms to the other. Stefan was standing in front of the fireplace, looking down at the ashes.
"You back so soon, didn't hear what you wanted to hear." He snickered.
"Stefan, how could you sleep with Tessa after she almost killed you?"
He deliberately turned around. He diverted her an incredulous observation.
"You mean how can I befriend the woman who freed me from my water submerged prison where I drowned over and over, again? Gee, Elena… I don't know." He shrugged.
"I thought seeing your brother would have brought you peace." She walked over to him and caressed his face.
"Your breathe smells like my brother's dick." Stefan walked over to the window and dazed out at the yard.
Elena was humiliated. "Stefan…" she was cut short.
"Are you going to suck my cock, too, Elena? I'm really tense." He pivoted around on his heels to look at her. She raised her shameful orbs to view him. He was wearing a romantic smirk as he regarded her with a penetrative gaze from across the room. He walked over to her. He fluttered the pads of his fingers down her jawbone.
"Don't you still love me Elena?"
"More than you'll ever know," she whispered.
"Prove it by letting me make love to you." He gave his ultimatum, then shifted his gaze up to the stairwell.
"Stefan, it wouldn't be right. I had Damon. I can't be that girl."
Stefan gave her a dangerously handsome gaze as he propped his hands up on his hips. "My brother will never love you like I do," he honeyed. He kissed Elena on her cheek. He let his lips dawdle against her flesh, causing her to go all sappy with emotion. He turned to leave.
"Stefan, I can turn off my humanity, and then we can all be together. Why can't I have you both?"
"It doesn't work that way cupcake. Make your decision," he replied. He studied her for a quick second and then zipped away to the woods.
Damon backed up on the stairwell, hiding, and covering his mouth to muffle his amusement.
o.O.o
Caroline quickly rapt on Bonnie's door. Bonnie ripped the door open. They bubbled over with bliss, squealing, grinning, and sobbing over the happiness they felt over seeing each other after being apart for so many months as they took each other up in a tight cuddle.
Caroline wrenched from Bonnie's embrace to inspect her appearance.
"You're pregnant?" she gasped, shocked.
She glanced across the living room to see Qetsiyah sitting in the chaise lounge, thumbing through a magazine. "What the hell is she doing here?" Caroline went marching over to Tessa. She towered over her with an intimidating gawk.
"Well hello Blondie," Tessa greeted with a cocky simper, rising to her feet.
"What the hell is going on Bonnie? Where were you all this time?"
Caroline went from zero to one hundred in a flash.
"Caroline it's cool. She's a friend now, and as for my unborn child." Bonnie gave a long pause. "I'm pregnant with Damon's baby." Apprehension echoed in her demeanor.
"You're carrying Damon's child? How is that even possible? He's a vampire!" Caroline's face contorted at the outrageous admission.
"There's a fruit on this plant where we were sent to by my grams, it heals a person's reproductive system, and allows them to reproduce. I don't know if the fruit heals them permanently, but it definitely works." Bonnie pat her stomach and gave a half shrug.
"You know what… I'm just glad you're home. I don't even care how you got pregnant." Caroline laughed.
"Well, I kind of explained that to you," Bonnie reminded coolly and gifted her with a cutesy giggle.
"Well, I'm happy for you." Caroline cringed. "Unless, you feel some other way about all this."
"I'm happy about my baby, and I love Damon—unfortunately." They laughed.
"Elena's going to go ballistic. I'm not saying you should give a shit about what she thinks, but I know how much you care about her."
Tessa gave a cunning grin, her eavesdropping eyes studying them.
"Yes, I know how much she loves Damon, but we can't help the way we feel about each other." Bonnie paused. "Well, the way I feel for him. I don't think he gives two shits about me now," she said indifferently.
Caroline quickly stood, anger manifesting in her eyes. "He went running back to Elena, didn't he?"
"No. Worse. He turned off his humanity."
"What an idiot," Caroline ridiculed. "No doubt Elena will think that she can save him. What about Stefan? Please tell me Lucy was able to save his life and reunite him with Damon." She pressed a hand to her chest, hope glistening in her green pupils.
"I'm glad to announce that Stefan's okay, but too bad he was an asshole the entire time," Bonnie lambasted.
Tessa bit down on a chortle.
"Ugh, another Salvatore that Elena will think she can save," Caroline said, annoyed.
"The sad clone must learn to share the Salvatore men, because soon, they will be fathers." Tessa gave a crafty sneer.
Caroline looked down at Tessa's belly to see her proudly messaging her barely there, baby bump. "Wait? What? Are you pregnant with Stefan's baby?" Hurt flashed across Caroline's face.
"Yup, I'm going to be a mommy." Tessa gave a gleeful beam.
Caroline sprang from the couch and start hyperventilating as if she had air in her lungs.
"Caroline." Bonnie's eyes thinned with worry. "You okay?" she asked, walking over to her.
"No. I love Stefan. I had hope that we could be together," she revealed, her happiness dwindling.
"I'm so sorry Caroline." Bonnie wrapped her arms around her inattentive friend.
Tessa walked over to them, parting and closing her lips as she gathered her justification. "I'm sorry. I didn't mean to hurt you, Blondie, and if it's any consolation, we didn't set out to conceive a child. I got pregnant from a one-night stand. Stefan and I are not together."
"It doesn't matter. Stefan is a stand-up guy, and once his humanity comes back, he'll move heaven and Earth to do what's right by his child," Caroline explicated sadly.
"Assuming of course, he doesn't fall back into the clutches of the unfaithful doppelganger," Tessa reminded hesitantly.
"I don't want to talk about this anymore." Caroline went and sat back down on the sofa, her deportment morphed into a mass of misery.
Bonnie and Tessa joined her.
"You know what? We need to have a girls' night out," said Bonnie, running the palm of her hand over Caroline's back for solace. "I need to call Lucy anyway and let her know I've returned. What do you say?"
"I'm game," said Tessa, smiling.
Seconds later, Caroline found her voice. "What the hell. Maybe you guys can fry these memories of Stefan from my brain."
~ ( - ) ~
"Klaus, pull the car over, it's Bonnie's home number." Lucy's eyes enlarged with anticipation. He pulled over to the side of the road, cars honking angrily behind him due to the unexpected move.
"Bonnie," she breathed.
"It's me Lucy. I found my way back home." Bonnie smiled through the phone.
Lucy dropped her cellphone and start crying. She climbed out of the car, sobbing, and panting, as an overpowering ecstasy filled her.
Klaus picked up the phone, not realizing what was happening. "Hello."
"Uh, who is this?" Bonnie wrinkled her face confused.
"This is Klaus, and whom am I speaking with?"
"You're speaking with Bonnie, and why are you with Lucy?"
"Uh, we're kind of… going out," he stumbled over his words.
"You've got to be kidding me. Put Lucy back on the phone."
"Uh, I would, but I think she might be overcome with the Holy Spirit or something." Klaus chortled.
"Mhm, okay." She tittered. "Once she calms down, will you tell her that we're having a get together at my house."
"Sure thing, and hey, is Stefan and Damon with you?"
"Yes, they're back, too. They're at the boarding house."
"Great! I'm glad you're back Bonnie, and I'll be sure Lucy gets the message."
"Yeah, you do that," she said and hung up in his face.
Klaus hurriedly called Rebekah.
"Hello."
"Guess who's back?"
"Stefan and Damon are back?" she squealed.
"…and don't forget about Bonnie," Klaus reminded strongly.
"Of course, she's returned. She's the brains of the Scooby gang, but I thought the worse about Stefan and Damon. I can't believe this. Where are they?"
"They're at the boarding house."
"Okay."
"Are you going over there?" he asked.
"Of course, I'm going over there!" she blasted.
"Well, don't forget to come by Bonnie's place. She's having a little get together."
"I'm sure Bonnie wouldn't want me over there."
"I'm sure she won't mind. You're friends with Elena now, right?"
"We connected when she didn't have her humanity. I would hardly call us friends."
"Just come by Bonnie's place. Bring wine and a gift. Don't come empty handed."
"Hello, I'm familiar with proper etiquette, bloody idiot." Rebekah hung up in her brother's face, and he laughed.
o.O.o
Enzo arrived at the boarding house with several girls and plenty of booze. He was stoked to see his boys, again. Damon turned the music up sky high. They sat out on the patio, talking while their guest frolicked around in the living room, consuming tons of booze, and finger foods.
Elena was still hanging around, sulking because she wasn't the center of attention.
"Where the bloody hell did you blokes go? Stefan, I thought you were dead. Lucy had no idea where the hell she sent you." Enzo belted out an embellished cackle.
"Believe it or not, there is another Earth," Damon dragged out so casually.
"Next, you'll tell me that alien life forms exist." Enzo snorted.
"No, there really is another Earth, and those fucks are living in the stone age," Stefan slighted.
"I'm looking at an alien right now," Damon said, pointing at Enzo.
Damon laughed.
"One thing that place has going for it, it has the most amazing fruit." Stefan continued, "They've got fruit that actually healed these nuts." He groped himself.
"Oh, you couldn't get it up." Enzo gifted him with a mocking snicker.
"No I can reproduce, idiot. I knocked up Qetsiyah."
"Holy shit. You knocked up that crazy chick? Are you bloody mad?"
"I totally had no idea that was going to happen when I banged her. Damon's got a baby on the way, too."
"Yup, I'm going to be a daddy." Damon leaned back in his chair and fold his arms behind his head, proud.
"Damon?" Elena vaulted to her feet. "You cheated on me?"
"Something like that." He laughed.
"Don't tell her man." Stefan laughed under his breath. "I hope I don't eat the babies." He went for a subject change.
Damon laughed. "Knowing you… you will."
"Ugh!" Elena grunted and ran inside the house.
"What the hell is her problem?" Enzo asked.
"Who cares," said Damon.
"No one gives a fuck about what Elena thinks," Stefan added.
"Speaking of the doppelganger… why the hell did you tell her about the fruit, dumb ass? Now, she's going to get ideas."
"Dude it's fruit," Stefan said dismissively. "All right I see tits." He jumped up and ran inside the house. Enzo and Damon followed behind.
Damon found him a honey to dance with. Stefan grabbed the bare-chested chick who jumped at the chance to give him his own personal lap dance. He stuffed her tit in his mouth and greedily sucked on her nipple.
Elena eyeballed her old flames with a jealous ogle.
"I'm here! The party has officially started!" Rebekah shouted with a wave of her hands as she sashayed in to the house.
"Rebekah!" Damon ran up to her and collided his lips into hers.
"Unf, is this happiness to see me?" she said, as he rocked her in his arms.
"More like—I missed you in my bed." He waggled his brow.
"Ugh." She laughed and pushed him off her. She went over to Stefan and swathe her arms around his neck while he was in a heated lip lock with the bare-chested cutie.
Stefan tilted back his head, letting Rebekah kiss his lips. "I miss you love. I'm glad you're okay."
"Oh, Bex, if only your words could do it for me." He bestowed her with a cute grin and went back to making out with his hottie.
Rebekah walked passed Elena as if she were nothing but a fly on the wall. She hopped in Damon's arms and start given him a carnal French kiss. He flashed her upstairs where one thing led to another as they flashed each other up against walls, kissing, snatching off each other's clothes, and lustfully feeling each other up.
Soon Stefan was up in his room, shagging his once bare-chested hookup who was now completely naked.
Elena ran to the kitchen and start stuffing her mouth with verdant. She started crying, her mouth full.
"Jesus, Elena. Maybe you should go home. I don't think this is the place for you," Enzo advised.
"Shut up!" she screamed. "I'm not going to lose them."
"Them? Damn girl. You think you can have them both?" Enzo slurred and then took a sip of his beer.
"Get the hell out of my way!" She pushed Enzo. He went stumbling back in to the counter, almost dropping his beverage.
She ran outside, fruit in her hands. She dropped to her knees, bawling, and gazing up at the heavens. After releasing all her hurt, she gained her calm, and went running back inside the house. She marched over to one of the girls and snatched away her drink.
"Oh, I don't think you want her drink," said one girl. Elena downed the full cup of liquor, poured her another cup, and quickly consumed it, too. One of the females grabbed her and started dancing with her. Elena tried to feebly break free. The woman starts kissing her down her neck and swaying her in the middle of the floor. A few minutes later, Elena begins to feel the effects of the girl's alcohol. Everything was now a haze. The room was spinning, and the music sounded as if it were playing in the far-off distance.
"Here, I made you another one of my special drinks," the woman said, practically forcing the drink down her throat.
"That shit is going to have her so fucked up," a disembodied voice muffled off in the seemly vastness.
"Hey, is she okay?" Enzo inquired, entering the room.
"Yeah, she's resting her eyes."
"What the hell did you give her?" he squinted his blinkers, giving a passed-out Elena a puzzled inspection.
"Relax. She only had a cup of Jack Daniels." The women giggled sneakily.
"Our kind knows how to handle our liquor," he commented.
"You mean the human kind?" a woman questioned, confused.
"You'll find out shortly." Enzo winked.
o.O.o
"Klaus you don't have to come to our little get together."
"What… you don't want me to join you? I only want to spoil you girls. I can do all the cooking, which is why we spent over two-hundred dollars on all these goodies. All you ladies have to do is sit back and enjoy your time together."
"No, it's not that I don't want you to join me, I'm not sure this is what Bonnie will want. This is a ladies night after all."
While Lucy and Klaus debated over whether he should attend the gathering, Bonnie was peeping out the window. She ran to the front entrance and yanked the door open.
"Lucy!" she shrieked.
"Bonnie," Lucy whispered, blindly handing her things off to Klaus and ran to her. She took Bonnie into her embrace and squeezed her cozily.
"I can't believe you're here, and you're pregnant. Who the hell knocked you up?"
"It feels so good to be home, and we'll discuss my pregnancy later," Bonnie said bashfully.
"Who's all here?" Lucy disengaged, wiping tears from her cheeks as she collected herself.
"Caroline and Tessa, that's it for now."
"I invited my friends, Cassie and Melissa, is that okay? Tyler wanted to come, too, but I told him that it is a girls' night out. He wasn't too happy about me uninviting him, but…," she shrugged.
"Actually, he called, and I said that he could come. He's on his way with your friends."
"Oh, well," Lucy spluttered as she gestured and looked around at Klaus.
Bonnie peered over Lucy's shoulder and gave an eye roll.
"Is it okay if Klaus joins us? He has a great menu planned," Lucy convinced.
"I guess it is okay." Bonnie shifted her eyes heavenward and gave a giggle. "Look who's here Caroline."
"Who… oh, my God," Caroline said under her breath and adverted her gaze to the ground.
"Hello ladies, and who might you be, beautiful?" Klaus walked up to Tessa, taking her hand, and then kissed it in greeting
"Klaus, this is Qetsiyah… uh, she goes by Tessa Bennett and to you Lucy—she is our ancestor." Bonnie radiated.
"Oh, crazy pants!" Klaus snapped his fingers in revelation and presented a cute chuckle.
Bonnie and Tessa frowned.
"I'm sorry. Damon is the one… he… never mind. I apologize." He walked off, attempting to take the groceries to the kitchen. He turned around, shamefaced. "Where's the kitchen?"
"Through that door," Bonnie answered rudely.
Klaus left, and they laughed at his expense.
"Oh, wow. Tessa, it's so good to meet you. I feel so honored. How in the hell are you in our time?"
"Simple, I wanted the ultimate revenge against the man I loved for cheating on me, so I devised a plan to be with him in the afterlife so that I could make his life a living hell for all eternity. If the other side had not imploded, I'd be over there right now, making his life a living hell," she explained calmly.
"Well, all right then," said Lucy, adorning a disbelieving mien.
"…so, I take it you also found a way to escape to wherever it was that Bonnie and Damon found safe haven."
"Yes, and I was the one who created the spell that Sheila used to save Bonnie."
"Well, shit! Listen, I brought my journal, can you write this spell down for me…" Lucy rattled off, digging around in her purse for her journal.
"Lucy, can we do this some other time." Bonnie laughed.
"Oh, Bonnie leave her alone," Tessa said, shooing her away with a wave of her hand.
Caroline managed to slip away while the Bennett women became more acquainted with each other. She walked in to the kitchen, watching Klaus as he worked on preparing their hors d'oeuvres. He looked up to see her standing in the doorway. He grinned. "Hello, Caroline."
"Hey." She stepped closer to his imminence. "Listen, I'm sorry for how I treated you when you came to see me."
"You mean when I came to save your life, a life that wasn't in need of saving." He furnished a complacent leer.
"We weren't sure that you would come if Stefan's life was the one in danger."
"Well, now you know."
"Yeah, I guess I do." She leaned against the cabinet, still eye balling him.
"Is there something else you need?" he said putting a food-covered pan into the oven. He anchored himself against the counter-top with one hand and gave her an intent look.
Caroline laughed as if it pained her. "Are you with Lucy?"
Klaus blew out his cheeks and took off the oven mitt. "We've decided to court, yes."
"Oh. Oh, okay." A wounded look clouded her aspect.
"Is there something wrong?" he asked.
"No, I just thought." She dangled. "Never mind."
"Caroline, I'm sorry if this hurts you, but it was clear to me that day at the boarding house while we stood around Stefan's bed, waiting for the inevitable that you were in love with him."
"I thought you said that you would wait—forever."
They locked eyes for several seconds, recollection covering them.
"It occurred to me on that faithful day that forever might not come for us Caroline."
Her eyes glistened with sorrow. She quickly nodded with understanding. "You're right. I am being selfish. I didn't like you well enough to be with you, and now that I know that Stefan and I will never be, I come running back to your arms, and that's not right."
Klaus perked up, astounded. "That was very admirable of you to say Caroline, but there's always room in my heart for our friendship. I will not shun you because you don't want me."
"You mean that?" she gleamed.
"I mean it with all my heart. Now come here, you." He spread his arms, inviting her into the comfort of his embrace. She enveloped his body and held him snug against her frame. His understanding and forgiveness lifted her spirits.
"I think I'm going to be okay," she said.
"I know you're going to be okay." he grinned.
~ ( - ) ~
"Well, lover boy, I have to go." Rebekah pranced in the mirror. She clamped her bra, put on her shirt, and straightened her hair.
"Come on, one for the road. It's only seven," Damon said in a raspy voice, rolling over in bed.
"Nope, Damon, it's nine o'clock, and I'm already late. I promised Niklaus I'd attend Bonnie's little get together. If I don't, my brother will have a tantrum."
"Bonnie." He blushed, staring all dreamy-eyed off into space.
"Unf, what was that, a blush? Do you have a little crush on Bonnie Bennett?"
"That's none of your business Barbie."
"What the hell is up with you and Elena? You were so obsessed with her before you 'died.' Now, you're fucking me while she's in the other room."
"Who needs a girlfriend when there are so many beautiful women in the world." He gave a coy grin.
"Whatever Damon. The moment you find yourself again, you'll go back to being pussy whipped by Elena."
Damon laughed at her assessment of him.
"…so, what do you all have up for tonight, feeding, and fucking sorority girls while Elena sits around pouting?"
"That's the idea," he answered, getting out of bed to put on his clothes.
He walked Rebekah to the door and went back to the living room, finding the sexy, sleek chick that he was dancing with before Rebekah arrived.
"Hello, sweetness. You missed me?" He wrapped his arms around her waist and gyrated his hips into her backside.
"Mm, most definitely baby. Why don't we slip off to a quiet place, and I can show you how much I missed you?"
Damon took her to the study. Tossed her on the sofa like a doll. She giggled. He jumped on top of her, commenced to compelling her. He bit into her neck and siphoned off her sweet ambrosia in the most seductive way, driving her to thrust her hips against the bulge in his pants.
"That's the spot," he crooned.
~ ( - ) ~
"Bonnie, how could you invite Klaus?" Tyler whispered in her ear.
"He's not even mingling with us, and isn't it nice that he's preparing us such great food?"
"Yeah, his mini pizza bagels are pretty good, but it's bad enough that I have to contend with Caroline, too."
"Will you go back over there to your date? You've been here for a good fifteen minutes and you've already downed a pan of pizza bagels, and now you're talking shit about my guest, go." She laughed.
"Bonnie tell me who's your baby daddy. I demand to know right now," Lucy pressed.
"Lucy, stop hounding her. Bacon wrapped jalapeño peppers anyone?" Klaus presented a dutifully grin.
"You look so stupid in that Mary Poppins apron with that dumb, goofy ass grin on your face," Tyler insulted.
"Not cool Tyler!" The girls shunned him and threw food items at Tyler.
"Oh, so I'm the bad guy. He kills my mother, and I'm the bad guy."
"Yeah!" Melissa shouted in his defense.
"No one's calling you the bad guy Tyler!" Caroline exclaimed.
"Tyler's right everyone. Let him have his wise cracks," Klaus recommended.
"Thank you, asshole." Tyler grunted, relaxing back into his seat. Melissa once again got comfortable in his lap.
"We should play 'Guess who got Bonnie pregnant! I need to know Bonnie! We're family!" shouted Lucy.
"I'm down!" Tyler shouted.
"Well, I already know." Caroline grinned.
"I hate you," Lucy teased, and they laughed.
"How do we play this game? If we guess wrong, we do what, drink a shot of tequila?"" Cassie questioned.
"Well, that leaves me out," Tessa said.
"You already know anyway!" Caroline shrieked.
"Shh, you're not supposed to tell. Prizes might be involved," Tessa jested.
"Why can't you drink alcohol?" Tyler asked seriously.
"…because her ass is pregnant, too." Caroline rolled her eyes.
"Oh, let's guess who's her baby daddy, too!" Melissa suggested.
"I didn't realize there was a place where all people did was screw and make babies," Tyler joshed.
"…but how can we guess who the father of their child is if we don't even know who they've been messing around with?" Cassie asked another wise question.
"Okay, will guess what type of guy he is, for example, was he a one-night stand, is he a best friend, OR my best friend's man, oooh." Lucy grinned cleverly.
"That is so messed up." Tyler tickled.
"Tyler you go first, since you're pretending to be a girl today," Lucy mocked.
"Oh, you got jokes. Okay, let's see." He paused with a squint of his eyes. "Okay, for Tessa, I think she's pregnant by a sex slave, and I think Bonnie is pregnant by Jeremy."
"I resent that." Tessa whacked him on his knee.
"Boy, you are not even close," said Bonnie.
"Dammit!" Tyler chuckled.
"Okay, Melissa. Op, someone's at the door," Lucy alerted.
Bonnie got up to answer the door. "Rebekah? Hey; what a surprise," she welcomed.
"I hope you don't mind me stopping by. My brother didn't seem to think you'd mind my visit."
"No, not at all. Please come in."
"Here, this is for you. Although, I don't think you'll be drinking this to wet your palate." Rebekah held up a bottle of wine as if to entice Bonnie.
"I suppose not." Bonnie giggled. "…but I can enjoy this chocolate cake you brought." She twinkled, satisfied. "Klaus, do you mind putting this wine on ice?"
"Sure."
"Nice apron, wanker." Rebekah winked at Klaus.
He sneaked her the middle finger.
"Tessa, this is Rebekah, Klaus's sister. Rebekah, this is Tessa."
They smiled politely at each other.
"Nice to meet you Rebekah."
"…and you, too."
"Rebekah, you're just in time. We're guessing who knocked up Bonnie and Tessa, and since we don't know who they've been creeping around with, we're making weird guesses like, the gardener, sex slave, the ex, et cetera; you get the jest of this, right?"
"Yes, I think I do, and what a dirty little game." She slightly curled her lips, delighted.
"…so, what's your guess, Rebekah?" Lucy chimed.
"Hey, it was my turn," Melissa reminded.
"Don't be rude Melissa. Rebekah's our guest." Lucy snickered at a miffed Melissa.
"I'm a guest, too." Melissa pouted.
"I think they're both pregnant by aliens, and one night, over dinner, the boogers are going to eat their way right through their guts." She laughed, entertained by her own witticism.
"Jesus, Bex." Klaus presented her with a look designed to peel her hide, snatching away her drink. "I think you've had enough for tonight."
Tyler dissolved into a fit of laughter. "Why didn't I think of that?"
"Okay, Melissa. Your turn," Lucy said, getting things back on track.
"I think Tessa is pregnant by another woman's husband, and Bonnie is pregnant by a one night stand."
"Guahh," Tessa gasped. "Is this pick on Tessa day!" she was offended. Everyone laughed.
"Melissa, I will turn your man into a frog!"
Melissa laughed.
"Okay, I'm going next. Cassie you can wait," Lucy said sassily.
"Ugh," Cassie grunted.
"Tessa's baby is by the man she raped… teehee hee. I'm going with the vibe of the room here."
"You sicken me," Tessa spat playfully and shock her head.
"…and Bonnie, your baby is by some cute guy you met in the village where you guys were staying. What was it called Lavender, Gladiator, Goldenrod?"
"Gardenia, and Lavender? Really Lucy?" Bonnie crossed her eyes, exasperated. "…and no, my baby is not by some cute guy I met in the village."
Klaus leaned against the wall, sipping on some crown and cola, entertained, and quite intrigued by their game.
"You guys are way off!" Caroline shirked with amusement. "Uh, I'm bursting at the seams with this secret!" She whacked herself upside the head with a toss pillow.
"Okay, Cassie, your turn."
"Well, I hope you don't mind Bonnie, but Jeremy and I have kind of been seeing each other. I'm sorry."
"What the hell? That's not a guess sweetheart, and you tell her this shit in the middle of our game?" Tyler glowered at her.
"I'm sorry. You're right, I should have waited, but the reason I'm coming clean about me and Jeremy now, because seeing how far along she looks, I think it's his baby." She shrugged.
"Well, you're wrong, but I'm happy for you and Jeremy though," Bonnie replied sarcastically.
"…and keeping with the theme Tessa. I think you impregnated yourself with magic." Cassie laughed, and a riotous howl swept across the room.
"You all better be glad that I'm a humorous person; otherwise, you'd all be running out of the house in flames."
"May I join your little game?" Klaus asked attractively.
"No. For fuck sakes, go away!" Tyler went off.
"Go ahead, sweet cakes." Lucy smacked him on the rump.
"I think." He paused, tapping his finger against his lips with a meditative glitter in his eyes as he glanced up at the ceiling. He stepped out into the middle of the room, blocking the light, streaming from the kitchen, causing the room to dim.
"I think Bonnie is pregnant by Damon. They arrived on that planet, and he realized after all these years, that it wasn't Elena that he was in love with, it was her best friend, and as for Tessa, I think she's pregnant by Stefan. He landed on that planet, he saw this beautiful creature before him, and at first, he wanted her blood; he wanted to drain her dry, but Tessa, a witch with supreme power, conquered him, made him bow to her, and then she decided to indulge her hotly desires with natures forbidden creature, vampire. Huh! Huh!" He grinned.
Klaus continued, "Shit! That doesn't explain how they got pregnant though. Unless… the planet is gifted with some type of Garden of Eden that yields magical fruit."
Everyone in the room bowled over with laughter, mocking him.
"How… in… the hell did you guess that?" Tessa mouthed seriously, completely whip lashed.
"What kind of ridiculous long fairy tale guess is that?" Tyler jutted out a mocking howl. "They are vampires. You idiot!"
"Son of a bitch." Caroline slapped a hand over her mouth, dumbfounded.
"Bonnie would never be with Damon. I don't know about Ms. Crazy Pants here, but Bonnie and Damon, psst, please," Tyler said confidently, relaxing back into his seat.
The hilarity in the room calmed little by little as everyone noticed the flabbergasted expressions on Tessa's and Bonnie's face.
Bonnie's eyes shifted nervously back and forth, avoiding eye contact. Several seconds went by and neither one of them answered.
"Wait? I was right?" Klaus questioned, utterly baffled as he glanced between Tessa and Bonnie.
"Bonnie, he was right?" Tyler bulged his eyes, thunderstruck.
"Yes, I'm in love with Damon, and I'm having his baby," she revealed, evading eye contact.
"Well this is awkward," Rebekah grumbled, recalling her role in the hay with Damon a couple hours earlier.
"How in the hell did you guess that?" Caroline asked abstractedly.
Klaus shrugged. "It seemed like something that would happen. Damon and Bonnie know each other. She's always saving his ass. I imagine if they were marooned on an unknown planet, they would bond over working together to find their way back home. I'm surprised none of you thought of this, and Tyler I'm pretty disappointed that you wouldn't think of this yourself, but most dogs can't think pass smelling another dog's ass, so I guess that's why." Klaus dashed him a cheeky grin.
"You motherfucker!" Tyler jumped up, charging Klaus.
"Klaus! Stop this!"
"Lucy, I'm just going to kick his ass and break a few bones. I swear I won't kill him."
"Focus on me. This is so stupid," Lucy pleaded, caressing his face.
"…and what a beautiful face to place my focus, but it's only going to take one hit, just one," Klaus reasoned, with an irate growl, trying to spin around Lucy to get to Tyler.
"Tyler, stop! We're leaving right now!" Melissa shouted, pushing him out the door.
The room became chaotic with the hustle and bustle of everyone, trying to split the men apart. The brawl was pushed out onto the porch. Car doors slammed shut and cars peeled off, burning rubber. The house was emptied out and Bonnie and Tessa were still mortared to their seats, speechless.
"Bonnie?"
"Yeah."
"How the hell?"
"I don't even know Tessa."
Caroline strolled back in to the room, a large piece of chocolate cake in one hand and a bottle of Grey Goose turned up to her lips in the other. "This was a nice get together." She imparted a senseless grin.
o.O.o
Elena opened her eyes an hour later to find Stefan standing over her and the lights in the living room off. The only illumination was the crackling of the blazing fire.
She dreamily took Stefan's hand. "Is this real?"
"This is whatever you want it to be," he said.
"Stefan, I never stopped loving you."
"…and I never stopped loving you Elena." He leaned down to her and started kissing her.
She melted into his arms, giving into the moment. He sauntered her around the room, setting the stage for a romantic tryst.
"This is the Stefan I missed."
"You bring out the best in me Elena. You always have. It was you that I declared my love to in my last moments."
"It was me?"
"Yes. I want you Elena."
He whisked her away upstairs. He made complete unadulterated love to her as he kissed her down her body, paying homage to her clit, and kissing her lips ever so passionately.
"I ate the fruit. I want your baby," she proclaimed dreamily.
"Mm, you want my baby?" He giggled in her ear.
She dawdled kisses down his body, and passionately sucked on his member. Stefan moaned, swaying his head, relishing in the pleasure of her taking each of his testicles into her mouth, giving them equal amounts of her slow and careful attention. He rolled her over and pounded her cunt with robust until his release was upon him. He rolled out of bed and held out his hand. "Come with me."
"Where are we going?" she asked, sliding her hand into his. She felt a warm towel, cleaning her lady parts.
"What's happening?"
He gripped her hand, firmly and led her to Damon's room.
"Why am I here?"
"Sh, sh." He pressed his fingers against her lips. "I love you Elena. I won't be selfish with you. Be with my brother, fill your heart's desires."
"Stefan, I don't know."
"We can be a family, me, you, and Damon. Don't you trust me?"
She gazed disbelievingly up at him.
"Come on, my brother is waiting for you," he persuaded convincingly, sensually touching her belly and nestling her neck.
Elena sparkled with bliss. She gave Stefan a kiss on the cheek and slipped into Damon's room. She slinked into his bed and straddled him. She grabbed his cock and slide it inside her. She rotated her hips slowly on top of him.
"Oh, god, Damon. I love you. We're going to be a family. You, me, and Stefan."
~ ( - ) ~
All of Damon's promises to show his brother how to revel in being a vampire fell by the wayside.
Stefan stepped over the dead bodies in his living room, toting around a severed arm. "Now who the hell do you belong to," he said nonchalantly, looking casually over the slain bodies.
"Who the hell is that?" Stefan looked peculiarly at the front door and then back down at the dead bodies. "Please don't be Lucy," he grumbled.
He threw the severed arm to the ground and took his time, answering the door.
He opened the door and immediately perked up.
"Aw, it's the mother of my child."
"Wow looks like you've had an awesome night." Tessa's eyes traveled him, noticing his gore covered t-shirt. She rushed passed him and hurried to the living room. "Stefan! What is this?" she screamed, horrified.
"Yeah, I made a mess of things, didn't I?" He coolly scratched the back of his head.
"Bonnie is going to kill you!"
"Well help me clean up! I need you," he implored reverently.
His words transformed her trepidation to an air of rapture. "You need me?"
"Yes," he replied, heaving a cadaver over his shoulder. "What do you want me to do with this?"
"Take the bodies outside. I'll burn them, and then we'll clean up this mess," she directed.
Stefan piled the stiffs into a heap in the middle of the backyard. Tessa set the bodies ablaze. She took her place by his side. She entwined his waist in her arms. They intently beheld the flickering of the blue flames as the smell of human flesh caught sail in the light gust.
"Should we say some words to honor them?"
"Don't feel sad for these people. Humans are nothing but a higher form of animal. I need them to sustain my life. You do want me around, don't you?" he chortled.
"Of course, I do, but the gods entrusted the humans with this world to take care of all life; however, significant that life may be, so I intend to honor these people."
"I don't care about these people. Do what you want," he replied expressionlessly.
"Stefan don't be this way. You're better than this." She gazed up at him, waiting for him to rebut. She nuzzled herself in his armpit, caressing his chiseled abdomen and taut pecks with the palm of her hand and the bush of her fingers.
Stefan's arm was wrapped tenderly around her waist, just above her rump, pressing her figure snug against his frame as he stared down at the majestic fire, a dead look in his eyes.
"Goddess Amenet of the spirit world, guide these lost souls into the light and give them peace in the afterlife."
"Amen Buddha," Stefan said, disrupting the eerie silence, lingering in the air.
"Shut up!" she whacked him across the chest.
They dragged themselves back inside, weighted down by the bonfire burial. They looked around, seeing the next step in concealing Stefan's horrible crime against humanity. Using their superior dominance they whipped the place into shape in no time. Tessa had the house looking better than when they first returned. She plopped down on the couch, zonked, and Stefan sat down and laid his head in her lap.
"Stefan, I'm beginning to worry about you," she said, teasing his hair.
"Here we go." His eyes trundled.
"Where's your brother?"
"He's in the bedroom. He's supposed to be, showing me how to revel in the new me, some shit like that."
"Well, he's doing a horrible job."
"No shit."
"How about I help you?" she offered.
"No offense, but you'll just be in the way. All I want to do is sleep with you. The only reason I'm not trying to jump your bones right now, because believe it or not, I'm actually uncomfortably stuffed on blood." He grinned, his eyes shut.
"Yeah, that is hard to believe." She chortled. "Are you glad to be home?"
"Well, that's a stupid ass question. I thought you were smart?"
"Don't get cocky. I'll set your ass on fire."
"Whatever." He yawned.
"…so, tell me about this Caroline?"
"Here we go, again."
"She loves you."
"I know, but the thing is, I don't love her. I think she's cool, but I can't make my heart feel something it won't."
Elena stopped at the top of the stairs when she heard Stefan talking to someone.
"Okay, now here's the big one. How do you feel about Elena?"
"Tessa, right now I don't feel anything. The truth is, I love her, but I'm completely disconnected from any empathy or compassion I have for anyone or anything, you know that." He twisted his nose, annoyed by her giving him the third degree.
"Stefan, glimpses of your humanity have peeped through. True love will overcome any ill will you have against someone you truly love. Once you get your humanity back, it'll be her that you want."
Stefan laughed. "If Lucy hadn't stopped me. Elena would be dead right now—by my hand."
"Oh, wow." Concern illuminated in Tessa's eyes.
"Elena and I are done Tessa. I'm ready to move on with my life, and besides, when I get my humanity back, I'll be too busy remembering every bad thing I've done, and it's going to suck. I'm not ready for that, so in that regard, I hope I never get back my mortality."
"What about our child?"
"Maybe, I don't know. I know I don't want to eat this kid Tessa, but I don't see any way around not taking that little bundle joy, with it's warm, blood laced skin, and not wanting to drain it of every drop of its blood."
"Stefan, stop saying that. The last thing I want to do is kill you, but I will kill you if I must to protect our child."
Stefan sat up in a huff. "Tessa, I don't like the way you make me feel."
"Are you feeling something for me right now?" Her eyes shimmered with hope.
"Yeah, there's a gnawing in my gut. I don't like this shit. Can you let me be?"
"…so, you're going to fight your budding feelings for me?"
"I have to Tessa. You don't know the hell I felt coming down off the deadly high that I rode for so long. I can't feel that kind of pain, ever again."
"Stefan, I'll see you through."
"Why are you so fucking weak for this face?" he snarled.
"If you think that I'm so smitten with you because of your face, then Fuck you Stefan Salvatore." She ran for the door. Stefan sat there, not caring that she was hurt and weeping.
Tessa's knees buckled, and she crumbled to the floor, clutching her belly as she screeched out in pain.
Stefan jumped up, a human emotion, flickering in his eyes, fear. "Tessa!" He dashed over to her. He picked her up and ran her to the sofa.
"Is it the baby? Is it the baby?" He was worked up, his nerves unsettled.
"It's going to be okay. I think it's just growing. You know, like Bonnie's baby, but it hurts so badly. Oh, god!" She gripped Stefan's shirt, clutching it as if it were the only thing keeping her from falling to her death.
"What the fuck does it feel like?" Maybe I can help you!" Stefan bellowed, angry with the situation.
"It feels like my pelvis is splitting and my back is going to shoot right out of my asshole! Do something!" she screamed, her eyes red with rage.
Stefan yanked up her dress, pushed her panties to the side, and shoved a finger into her vagina.
Tessa screamed and started slapping his hand.
Elena eased down the stairs, trying to get a good view of what was happening, her face a blubbering mess.
"Stop hitting me! I'm trying to help you!"
Another wave of pain struck her.
Stefan grinned. He slipped in two fingers, then three, then four, and then he slipped his hand into her up to his wrist, and little by little he messaged her, his wonderful ministration soothing her violent cramps.
"Why does this feel so wonderful?" Tessa started balling with hilarity, embarrassed.
"Open your legs wider and take quick breathes," he said. He inhaled and exhaled, showing her the way.
She took rapid respires as if she was giving birth. Stefan simply grinned. She spread her legs wide and she sprawled out on the couch, sweating, panting, and gripping the sofa.
Soon the pain was over, but Stefan turned his helping hand into something more lewd. He fingered her pussy robustly with two fingers until she came. She exhaled with pleasure and laughed. She face palmed and giggled, mortified by what happened.
Stefan removed his fingers and licked them clean. He leaned down and brushed his nose lovingly against hers and kissed her lips.
"I saw a flicker of your humanity," she said dreamily.
"You wish." He snorted.
o.O.o
Back at Bonnie's after the party…
Bonnie gradually peeled open her eyelids. The hairs on her arms and the back of her neck were standing up. She looked around her bedroom to see a ghostly figure, standing in the corner. She sat up in bed and groggily wiped her eyes, to look back at the ominous, ghostly figure in the dark corner of her room.
"No, get out."
Damon stepped out of the shadow, a sinister and deadly crooked grin on his lips.
"You miss me?"
"Fuck you." She snatched the covers off her legs and tried jumping out of bed. In a blink, she was pinned to her bed with great force. Damon bared his teeth, closed his eyes, and sniffed her skin.
"Mm, you're ripe for the taking." He tracked kisses down her neck.
"Stop. I don't want you," she affronted.
"Out of all the women I've slept with and fed from tonight, none of them felt as good as you; none of them taste as good as you either."
"Just how many women did you sleep with tonight?" Bonnie piqued with rage.
"Wouldn't you like to know." He laid his head on top of her chest.
"I said get out! You sleep with other women. You feed from them, and then you come running over here to me? I hate you."
"It's a thin line between love and hate sweetheart." He reached up and pecked her mouth with his moist lips. His empty gape meeting hers. "You're in love with me. I can see it in your eyes."
"…and you don't give a damn about me, so get out!"
"I do love you."
"Spare me."
"No, really. I do love you. I'm not feeling the love for you right now, but I do love you," he said, propping his chin up on his hand, his head still resting on her chest.
"You love me, but you're not feeling the love? You have got to be kidding me."
"I could literally rip out your heart and wouldn't feel a thing, it feels so good to not feel. The irony, right? It really hurt loving you. You are brave enough to defeat the next big bad wolf of Mystic Falls, but you're a spineless ass wimp when it comes to fighting for your own happiness, and you are such a cry baby. Elena. Elena," he burlesqued, piercingly.
"God you got on my nerves. I wanted to rip out your fucking heart and have it for diner."
"Well, go ahead. Rip out my heart."
"Don't tempt me Bennett. I could kill you, and no one would be the wiser."
"Tessa's in the next room."
"Ms. Crazy pants is long gone. I can have my merry little way with you." He brushed sensual kisses over her collar bone.
"Stop kissing me, and how long have you been here, watching me?"
"Long enough to get halfway through your diary and finish off those bacon wrapped jalapeno poppers."
"You read my diary?" She tried wrenching away from him.
"Yup."
"I don't want you Damon, so get off me!"
"That's not what you wrote about me," he singsong attractively. "According to your diary, you've been wanting to kiss my sexy ass for a long time now."
"There is nothing sexy about you! I hate you, and I don't want you anywhere near my child!"
"Blah, blah, blah, blah, fucking blah." He rolled over onto his back and fold his arms underneath his head. He crossed his legs at the ankles and dazed up at the ceiling. Bonnie looked at him for a minute and then whacked him in the gut, again, hurting herself, and not inflicting any pain on him at all.
"Aw, did you hurt yourself?" He winked. "Why are you so damn abusive? You're a scrappy little thing." He snickered.
Bonnie rubbed her hand, wincing in pain. "Leave Damon."
"No, I'm staying here tonight. You can go fuck yourself." He got up and start removing his clothes. He climbed under the covers in nothing but his boxer's. He turned to his side, looking seriously at Bonnie. She eyed him, pain mirroring in her eyes. Against her better judgment, she reached over and kissed him. His eyes remained open as her lips remained parked against his. She slowly pulled away, holding his gaze.
"Aw, what a sweet kiss. Elena sucked my dick. She really knows how to welcome a man home."
"I'm glad she was able to satisfy you, because I won't be sleeping with you—ever again."
"Aw, are you going to cry? No, you'll go off somewhere and die so Elena can be happy."
"Who knows, maybe I'll kill you, and I'll run off with Elena."
Damon gave a larger-than-life laughter. Bonnie shot him a goody-goody grin.
"Where was this Bonnie back in Gardenia?"
"I don't' know, but you're going to wish she never showed up."
"Are you threatening me BonBon, because I kind of like it."
"Go to hell."
"Is that anyway to speak to the father of your child?"
"My baby doesn't need a father. I can raise her alone."
"I don't get you. You say you love me, but you're so ready to just get rid of me. At least Elena fights for what she wants. Admit it, you little sanctimonious bitch. You never gave a damn about me. You only fucked me because your jealous of Elena." He angered.
She punched him in the nose, and this time his body wavered under the weight of her assault.
He grabbed her by the neck, using his body to pin her to the bed. Bonnie clawed at his hand. "Let me go."
"You really don't want to make me angry."
"Anger is a good thing, it's a very human emotion, and it means I got you feeling—for me." She bestowed him with a sexy little smirk.
Damon tore the covers off the bed, crawled between her legs, and tore off her panties in a rage. He hiked up her nightgown, and went to town on her, sopping, wet pussy. His tongue did a figure eight on her moist pussy lips, readying her for more.
Bonnie's breathe caught as she tightly gripped the pillow and wriggled about the bed. He kissed her craving hole and waggled his tongue in and out of her opening.
"Oh, my God, this isn't happening." She simpered, her baby doing flips in her stomach, and her heart racing. There was nothing pure about his pussy eating. He was down and dirty. He motor-boat her wet folds, his nose inadvertently impaling her hankering hole. He zealously sucked and licked on her precious nub, causing Bonnie's core to aggressively knot and throb as the juices boiled over inside her core.
Damon bit savagely into her thigh, centimeters from her dripping cunt, and fed from her. She lamented loudly and fisted the hair at the top of his head. He spread her legs wider before sticking two fingers into her hole. He fucked her pussy powerfully with his digits, twisting them, digging, kneading, and stretching her unholy cock cave.
Her cunt gripped and pulled at his fingers, squeezing them out. He grunted and shoved his fingers back into her, adding another digit, filling her with more girth.
"You like that don't you. You're a dirty little whore Bonnie. Yeah you are." He thrust his fingers in and out her pussy even harder.
"Nooo," Bonnie cried out with pleasure; he dived back into eating her cunt, again, as he drove his fingers into her tight slit. She gripped his raven locks and pumped her pelvis into his face.
Her orgasm exploded. Her knees clamped down on his head as her body shuddered. Her juices squirted into his mouth, and her pussy hole trembled unmercifully.
Her body went limp as if her zest had been siphoned away. She panted and timorously squirmed about the bed, clenching her legs together as the aftermath of her orgasm diminished to a calm. Damon laid back down on the bed, flashing her a cocky ass grin.
"Damn that pussy good." He slapped his hand down on her thigh.
"I hate you," she said winded. He laughed.
"Did you eat Elena's pussy?" she asked apprehensively.
"Really Bonnie?" He puckered his nose with disdain, gently stroking his manhood.
"Well," she buzzed.
"Taste yourself."
She jerked her head away. He ran his fingers over her lips until she caved at the scent of her own vagina. He pushed one finger and then two fingers into her mouth, in and out of her mouth he slowly went.
"Now you know how good you taste baby girl, and why I could never eat another woman out but you. yes, baby," he buzzed in her ear, kissing, and nibbling on her lobe.
"I want to make love to you, but I need to punish you." She threw a little tantrum and laughed exasperatedly at how weak she was.
Damon chuckled in her ear.