Don't wake up the fluffy child
Thank you guys for reading my fanfic! I wasn't expecting so many people to enjoy it right off the bat, this is the first time I've ever posted on FFN, so thanks for the support! Also this is a bit short, but I'm working on the next chapter, which hopefully will be longer~
It was eleven thirty, lunch was being prepared by Uraraka and Yaoyorozu. An odd combination, however they were one of the best cooks in their class, not including Bakugou or Sato of course. Everyone was in the common room, not including those making lunch. Those who were not busy were either reading, playing video games or listening to music. However, one person was clearly missing.
"Has anyone seen Midoriya?" Todoroki asked just realizing that the broccoli boy wasn't here, Iida responded immediately. "He should still be sleeping, though that would be a problem since lunch is going to be served soon." Kaminari decided to join in on the conversation, "Well he did have a rough day yesterday, I think we should give him some space. Let him sleep man." Iida frowned, "Though I understand what you are trying to say, it is important to maintain a healthy sleep schedule, therefor I suggest we wake him up."
Bakugou, who was drinking coffee, almost spit it out. "Good fucking luck dumb shits, if he breaks the building down it isn't my fault." He said as a warning. "Come on Bakubro! Midoriya is a cinnamon roll, there is no way that he would be that dangerous when woken up!"
Kaminari clearly regretted his words when Midoriya started spewing a million swear words in one second, immediately when he stopped he glared at Kaminari, Iida and Todoroki, who were standing there blankly. "You fuckers will regret waking me up." He slowly stood, full cowl taking over his body. Kaminari immediately ran, with Iida trying to grab him to stop, and failing. "THIS WAS A BAD IDEA! THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!" Was repeated and echoing through the halls as Kaminari ran, soon Todoroki followed, seeing that Midoriya was about to tear Iida's face apart.
Iida, who was supposed to be the reasonable one, soon realized that Midoriya would definitely not hesitate to rip him apart, leading him to run as well. "COME BACK HERE YOU FUCKERS!" Midoriya screamed, running at extremes speeds due to his quirk. Those who were downstairs could only hear the muffled screams from the floors above, Bakugou who was already taking cover feared for his life. Just to make this harder on the students, Aizawa sensei walked into the room. He immediately covered his ears as he heard the ear bleeding scream of "YOU FUCKERS DECIDE TO THROW FUCKING WATER AT MY FACE YOU SONS OF BITCHES!"
"Where is Bakugou?" Aizawa said, clearly sleep deprived. Bakugou raised his hand up, underneath the large blanket covering him. "What the actual fu-" Aizawa said, before Kaminari ran downstairs, screaming his lungs out, followed by Todoroki. Iida caught up soon, however continued running as Midoriya caught up to him, still screaming swears out. "YOU ORANGE JUICE DRINKING SON OF A BITCH, I AM TEMPTED TO TAKE THAT FUCKING ORANGE JUICE AND GIVE YOU A FUCKING ENEMA YOU FUCKING BITCH!" Midoriya continued before Aizawa used his capture weapon and quirk on him. Midoriya, surprising still struggling against the weapons, trying to escape as he continued screaming at the top of his lungs. That was until he suddenly grew tired and decided to give up and sleep.
That was the day Aizawa was named Dadzawa as he carried the sleeping Midoriya in his arms, bridal style, and laid him down on the couch and put the blanket that Bakugou was hiding it on top of him. Everyone else made their way to the dining table, when they sat down. The first words that everyone muttered was 'What the fuck'. "I told you not to wake him up you fuckers." Bakugou muttered, poking his fork into the curry. Todoroki nodded, "I'm never doing that again." He said, still frightened from what happened previously. "I suppose we could just let him sleep, I would rather not wake him up again." Iida said, voice shaking a bit. "Agreed." Kaminari said. Throughout the rest of the lunch, no one said anything, in fear in case Midoriya woke up.