Chapter 2 - The Return of Stewie's Time Machine

Sometime later, after Kate managed to escape despite her still being blind, Barbara and the puppies, both the first and second litters, were called up to Stewie's room.

"You wanted to see us, Stewie?" Briana asked.

"Well," Stewie began, "in honor of Valentine's Day, I thought, 'why not go back in time to that Summer of Love in the 60s that everyone's always talking about?'"

"How are you going to do that, Stewie?" Jonathan shrugged. "Mom and Dad told us that you destroyed your time machine."

"Yeah," Janet agreed, "and that you decided to swear off time travel because you couldn't stop yourself from altering the past."

"You think so?" Stewie replied before pulling back a white sheet to reveal a purple box with a windowed sliding door on it.

"You... You rebuilt it?" Barbara said in awe. "I guess you still need it to alter the past for the better, huh?"

"Well, yeah, at times," Stewie agreed, shrugging.

"You going to bring me back some, uh, of that stuff to put on my tongue?" Barbara asked, aware of the puppies being behind her, before whispering. "I'm only saying this because there are children present."

"Bad dog," Stewie replied harshly before going into the machine, which then activated.

Stewie appeared through a lilac-colored orb of light, to a 60's-style park.

"Well," Stewie addressed his teddy bear, "here we are, Rupert. Quahog summer of love."

Many of the park patrons were dressed in hipster garments, playing tambourines and guitars, and kissing one another.

A red ball bounced to Stewie, who then picked it up.

"Ball, please," called a girls voice.

Stewie saw that the girl had on a pink bonnet and a blue dress. She smiled at him.

"Hello," Stewie greeted, smiling back as the girl walked to him. "Oh," he continued, realizing, "this must be yours."

"Thanks," the girl replied before running off with the ball.

"My God," Stewie whispered, impressed, "she's incredible! Rupert, I must bring her back to the present and raise her to be my wife."

The girl walked to her grandmother, with her stroller next to her.

"Oh, God, I bet that diaper is soaking wet."

The grandmother put the girl into the stroller and walked away.

"I can't let her get away!" Stewie exclaimed as he followed them.

The grandmother took the girl out of the stroller before Stewie caught up.

"Oh, hi," the girl greeted, noticing Stewie.

"Oh, hey," Stewie greeted back. "Um, I just came to say, um… you know, in a couple years, somethings going to come on called Sesame Street, and I know the name makes it sound Asian, but it's not, and it's going to blow your mind." He then whispered to himself, "Oh, the hell with it." He explained to her then, "The real reason I'm here is because, I wanted to do this."

Stewie then kissed the girl on the lips before a gruffly-like voice rang, "There's my little Lois."

The owner of the voice was a young Carter, who removed the bonnet to reveal that the girl had red hair. This was Lois as a baby.

"What... Lois?!" Stewie screamed, scared.

"Come on, honey," Young Carter said to his daughter, "hop in Daddy's car. You can crawl around on the floor while I drink, smoke, and drive us home."

As Young Carter walked away with Baby Lois in hand, Stewie wretched, threw up, and got his newly-rebuilt time machine return pad out before teleporting away.

Stewie returned, wiping away the vomit from his mouth, gasping in front of Barbara and the puppies.

"Oh, my God, Stewie, what happened?" Barbara asked.

"NONE OF YOUR ******* BUSINESS WHAT HAPPENED!" Stewie shouted in reply.

"Geez," Jonathan regarded, "you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

Stewie threw up again in response.

Author's Note: I made a few last-minute changes in the previous chapter. Some elements in this chapter are from Season 12's finale, "Chap Stewie".

And, like in the now-non-canon "Stand By Me" and "Revival 'BBBOJM'", I want Janet to be voiced by Lara Jill Miller, and Jonathan by E.G. Daily.

Speaking of voice assignments, Villains' Bad Girl wanted Jenny to be voiced by Lacey Chabert, and Marcus by Rob Paulsen. She couldn't think of how Briana and Ollie wanted to be voiced by, so I suggested to her, respectively, Tara Strong and Jason Marsden. She liked those suggestions.