CHAPTER FOUR

RWBY Reacts to Jaune as Yoshikage Kira (JOJO part 4)

"Now, before we begin" the Major said "We will be getting another guest. I'm thinking... Qrow. How does Qrow sound?"

"Oh god please no." Goodwitch said "No, really, you don't understand. There are some people who I can't handle, and Qrow is one of them."

"Hrmm… Well since I don't really like you all that much, and I want Ruby to be happy… Nah, I'm gonna bring him anyways. Fuck you." the Major said while flipping Goodwitch off.

Once again, our group of heroes and gray area people hear someone yelling. We see Qrow falling into the theatre, his trusty flask still in his hands. He landed flat on his back and he groaned in pain. As he was getting up, you could hear him muttering "shit, shit, shit!" through clenched teeth.

Ruby heard it too. She used her semblance to rush to her Uncles (Authors note: read Dads) side. She looked down at him and bopped him on the nose. "Swear." was all that she said. She then helped him up.

"Thanks, kiddo. Hey, so… where am I? And why are you here?" Qrow asked, completely oblivious to the audience he had.

"Qrow," the Major said to get his attention " I am going to bet that you have said that for the third time this week you have said that. As for where you are, you are in my movie theatre of alternate universes. As for why Ruby is here, she is with a couple of her friends to watch. I kind of kidnapped them… but I prefer 'Taken without your knowledge to a better place'... Goddammit, that sounds like something Bill Cosby would use in court. Anyways point is, you are here, find a place to sit, watch some movies with us. Okay?"

"...Question, can I drink? Cause I really need something strong right about now." Qrow said as he looked at the sea of people staring at him.

"Yeah sure you can drink, oh and by the way" Roman and Ruby were both frantically looking for a way to escape the theatre "Your 'niece' is dating Roman Torchwick." the Major said as he put air quotations around the word niece.

Qrow was in shock for a moment as he tried to process that 1. The Major knew that Ruby was not his niece and 2. That his daughter was dating Roman Torchwick. He did what he always does when he was confused and did not know how to properly articulate his feelings. He drank some more booze. He then wiped his mouth and sat down next to Ironwood.

Pretty much everyone but Ruby and Penny knew why the Major had put air quotes in front of niece, but they left the task of explaining that to the person who she asked why she did not look like her 'dad' at all.

The Major will now proceed to tell the group about stands, you can skip this if you want.

(AKA The Major reads the JOJO wiki)

"Now, let me go into some detail about each of your stands. Since we have little time, for now, I will only go over the Stands that are important right now or that have their user shown in some capacity." The Major pulls out a packet of paper " Ruby" Ruby looks up "Your stands name is Shining Diamond, and it is a very powerful stand. It has super strength, speed, and has pinpoint accuracy. Its ability is restoration. It can repair damage, fix injuries, and can revert things to their most basic components. An example of this would be a table to a block of wood. Stands also have stats, like in a video game. The stats are as follows, A in destructive power, A in speed, D in range, B in durability, B in precision, and C in developmental potential. All in all, Shining Diamond is a powerful close-range stand that has devastating power, and can be used very creatively in almost any circumstance."

The Major turns his sheet "Yang, your stands name is The Hand. Its main ability is that when it swipes it's right hand downwards, it eliminates everything in its path, be it physical items or space itself. An example would be if you swiped your hand down against a sign that said 'do not enter', the sign would then read 'not enter'. The space that The Hand erases stitches itself back together with the space around it. The Hands unique ability can even be used to teleport a short distance. The Hands stats are as follows, B in destructive power, B in speed, D in range, C in durability, C in precision, and C in developmental potential. The Hands stats do not factor in its abilities, or else it would have an A in destructive power and a higher range grade. Overall, The Hand is a very powerful stand when used in the right circumstances.

The Major turns another page "Penny" Penny salutes at him "Your stands name is Harvest. Harvest is a long range stand that is weak by itself, but the kicker is it also a colony stand, so that means there are more than one. In this case, you have 500 harvests at your disposal. Harvest is not that physically strong, only punching small holes in flesh, but if it targets vital areas it can be fatal. Its strongest point is that it is extremely durable. The damage that you do to a stand is reflected onto that stands user. But Harvest has 500 units at Penny's disposal, so any damage to one harvest is divided by 500. Harvest's stats are as follows, E in destructive power, B in speed, A in range, A in durability, E in precision, and A in durability. Overall, Harvest is a unique stand that is weak on its own, but powerful in numbers." The Major finished his lecture.

"Oh, and Jaune. You will also be featured, but I don't want to tell you your stand yet. One last thing, only stand users can see stands and injuries caused by stands. Any more questions pertaining to stands?" the Major says.

Explanations done! Now some fluffy cuteness.

"Oh, uhh, yes will this be on the test?" asks Roman, pretending to take notes, not really seeing the point of the whole thing.

"Come on Roman, you got to hear about my cool magic warrior guy! My magic guy can even fix things! Stop being such a meanie." Ruby puffs out her cheeks and crosses her arms.

"...You are lucky you are the most adorable thing I have ever seen." Roman says as he wraps her in his arms, resting his head on hers.

"I am not adorable!" she says, but she just nestles into his embrace more.

Qrow glares and starts to get up, but Yang puts her hand on his shoulder and mouths 'give him a chance, for her sake.' He doesn't like it, but he leans back into his chair.

"Daw, this is just too fluffy." the Major said while looking happier than usual "Stop! It's too cute! My wittle heart can't take it!" He chuckles to himself.

"The most adorable girl ever and her boyfriend aside, we gotta get this show on the road!" The Major presses play.

The scene begins with someone locking a window. It then cuts to show Jaune in a purple suit, hiding under something. He has a bag of presumably food in his hand.

Neo types into her scroll "why do you have a bag of food while hiding under something?"

Jaunes reply was a shrug, but honestly, he could totally see himself doing that with how his life has been going recently.

It then showed the man who had locked the window leaving the room. It then cuts to some stairs as some music plays. It then shows Jaune walking up the stairs with the bag of food in hand.

'That was rather messy," Jaune thought to himself 'but I got through this hard situation, and was able to get her back.'

"Uhh, buddy?" Yang said "You don't have anyone next to you. Also, if you are thinking this, how would she hear you?"

'I always have to wonder if I'm protected by luck...' Jaune mused (Everyone in the theatre except Ironwood, Penny, and Qrow snort at this.) 'And if I do things with careful consideration and in a bold manner, I have a feeling I can live a pretty happy life.' Jaune chuckles to himself.

The camera pans down to his bag 'That was close' he thinks 'I'm so glad you came back to me'

Weiss blinks a couple of times "Is he… Talking to his food?"

We then see someone step into frame. We see some familiar eyes as the camera cuts back to Jaune, only this time it is facing his back. "Found it." the familiar figure says as the camera pans out and we can see the back of the figures head. "Why does someone I don't know have my sandwich?" The camera zooms out and we can see it is Penny.

"Oh! Sen-sational! I am featured prominently in this universe! What a fantastic learning opportunity!"

The Major looks a little sad for a moment, but then just looks back at the screen.

"Why is there an adult that I don't know sneaking around my high school?" Penny asks aloud (Authors Note: I made her a high schooler)

"Could it be that you are talking to me, little girl?" Jaune says with a glare that could kill over his shoulder. "I have no idea what you are talking about. This is my sandwich. I just bought it at St. Gentlemen"

"No, that bag is mine!" Penny exclaims "There are reasons why I know! They are reasons you wouldn't understand, though." Penny is encased in a purple glow "Take it back, Harvest!" Harvest materializes around the bag and begins to pull.

The audience leans in to see what happens next. They wonder collectively what Jaune will do in retaliation to Harvest.

"W-What? What's going on? The bag is being pulled…" Jaune says in confusion and in fear, which also confuses the audience.

Harvest pulls the bag harder and it begins to rip. When the bag rips, the audience looks in horror as a long-dead woman's hand falls out. Jaune and Penny both look in horror as it falls to the floor, although for different reasons.

"HOLY SHIT DUDE WHAT THE FUCK!" Yang yells. This thought process is echoed by most of the audience.

"Wh-What? What… My sandwich…" Penny says "Is this… a r-r-real human hand?" Penny is pretty scared at this point.

Jaune looks at the hand with a dark shadow on his face. "Oh, dear. It seems you have seen it." He looks at Penny "It also appears, little girl, that you have the same power that I do."

Penny looks Jaune in the eyes "You can see my Harvest? H-Hey, what is this hand? Why are you walking around with just a hand in a bag?"

"Penny, please run, please." Ironwood pleaded with the screen

"Are you by yourself? Your two friends… I believe you called them Ruby and Yang? Do they have powers similar to yours?" Jaune asks as he walks over to the hand and bends down to pick it up.

"Hey! Don't move!" Penny yells and Harvest activates and surrounds Jaune "If you move, even a bit, I'm gonna attack! You are a really creepy guy! Don't come any closer to me! I get a really creepy, unfamiliar feeling from you! Don't move! Don't move from there!"

"Goddammit Penny would you just shut the fuck up and get out of there!" said the Major through clenched teeth.

Jaune stands up to his full height as if nothing has happened "My name is Jaune Arc. I am 28 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Vale, where all the villas are, and I am not married.

"Why would he tell Penny all of his information if he just killed someone. Sounds like a pretty big oversight." Ruby said.

"It is, but… Well, you'll see." The Major said.

"I work as an employee at Tukson's Book Trade, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest." Jaune explains as Penny and the audience just look confused "I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM and make sure I get 8 hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problem sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last checkup." Jaune finishes his monologue.

"Wh-What are you talking about?" Penny asked, still extremely terrified of Jaune.

"No really, why the hell is he saying all of this. All this will do is lead people to him. If one schmuck walked up, he would see all of this happening, and he would hear it too." Blake said.

"I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life." Jaune says as a dark glow begins to emit from him "I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning or losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night." Jaune's fingernails grow suddenly "That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness." A purple glow envelops Jaune "Although, if I were to fight, I wouldn't lose to anyone." A figure begins to appear next to Jaune.

Penny looks on in horror, but then she gets a steely look in her eye. "Basically, Penny," Jaune's hair is standing straight up as the figure next to him takes a more defined shape "you are a troublesome thing that would hinder my sleep, therefore my enemy."

The camera shows the figure next to Jaune. It looks humanoid, but it has cat-like ears. Its arms are crossed over its chest, as well as it has glowing red eyes. Penny can't hide her surprise "Th-That's…"

The figure takes shape completely. It has very light pink skin, it was very muscular, and it had pink eyes with cat pupils. It was a very intimidating stand.

"Okay, that is the best stand. I don't care what any of you say, I have the best stand." Jaune says.

Neo writes "I'm a simple woman. I see a pink stand, that stand is best stand."

"I feel like we are glossing over the fact that Jaune is a murderer in this universe, and he takes peoples hands." Weiss said.

"Killer Queen...is what I have named it." Jaune says as Killer Queen poses "I'm going to eliminate you now so I can sleep soundly tonight."

"No! Bad Jaune! No killing Penny!" Ruby said.

Penny glares at Jaune "I warned you not to move. Don't underestimate Harvest!" she yelled. Harvest rushed Jaune and Killer Queen. Killer Queen begins to punch and destroy the Harvest units, but the sheer numbers of Harvest overwhelm Killer Queen, and they grab onto both it and Jaune.

"There are this many?" asked Jaune, more curious than afraid. "Not only that but crushing three or four did no damage either." Harvest punched Jaune in the neck, making him bleed.

"If you move any more, I'll cut the artery in your neck! It's the carotid! I'll cut it if you move! My Harvest is invincible!" said Penny. "And it looks like our stand is the type that has power, but it can't go very far. Looks like it's range is only one or two meters, right? If you want to die, go ahead and try to move."

"Just kill him now! He is a murderer! The longer you drag this out, the higher the chance is he will gain the upper hand!" Ironwood yells at the screen. He feels a hand on his shoulder. He looks down to see Penny smiling. He takes a deep breath and smiles back. He sits down.

"I see… So individual users have their own unique powers?" Jaune said mostly to himself "Stand? Hmm...Stand, eh? By the way, my Killer Queen also has a special power…" The camera zooms to Killer Queen with a coin in hand.

"He has something..." Penny says "Grab it!" Harvest grabs the coin from Killer Queen's hand "What? It's just a normal coin? What were you planning to do with this?"

"Oh no, honey, you don't ask that question to a murder." Roman said, remembering the time he asked that question to Cinder. He touched the part of his arm where she burned off most of the skin.

Jaune chuckles "Well, I thought I'd show you my Killer Queen's special power, seeing how you are already done for." He gives a look that makes everyone in the audience shiver "Killer Queen's special power is that it can turn anything it touches into a bomb." A look of horror shows on Penny's face "Anything...Even a normal coin" Killer Queen raises its hand.

"Throw away that coin Harvest!" Penny yells, voice full of terror. Killer Queen brings down its thumb and Harvest begins to explode. Penny's face begins to deform and she explodes with Harvest. The coin rolls next to the severed hand. Jaune picks up the hand with a look of fondness.

Everyone in the audience, even Jaune himself, is in a state of anger and horror.

Ironwood turns to the Jaune in the audience "You Bastard! You killed my little girl! I will fucking hang you from a god-damned street lamp! You sociopathic son of a…" Ironwood stops his rant when he sees the Major in the corner smacking the DVD case the universe came out of. He flushes with embarrassment and he sits down.

Qrow pats Ironwood on the shoulder "Jimmy, I'm pretty sure the kid is just as angry as you that he killed Penny."

Ren was confused "Wait, I thought that damage was reduced for Harvest since it had so many units. Why did Penny die?"

"Well, one reason is that Killer Queen is really fucking powerful. There is no chance of surviving if he pushes the switch while marked unless you have a Stand like Harvest, in which case you can survive. That leads to the second reason, which is Penny is still alive." The Major says as he points to the screen.

Jaune puts the hand in his jacket, but he sees a bloody and slightly disfigured Penny trying to crawl away. "Looks like one blast didn't kill her…"

"What...What happened to me? What?" Penny asks herself as she attempts to crawl away "What the…" She feels around her face as her eyes widened "What happened to me?" she yells

"I told you," said Jaune "my Killer Queen can turn anything it touches into a bomb. I turned the coin into a bomb. I can push the switch to activate it whenever I want, and my opponent is blown to bits from the inside out." He smiles a little while he plays with his hair.

"Jesus, he is a fucking monster," said Roman.

"At any other point, I would say to stop swearing, but I kinda need a hug right about now." Ruby said.

"Though in your case, Penny, one-fourth of your face blew into your head. Not to mention that about a third of your brain matter got mixed into the flesh of your face." He glares at Penny "Before I kill you, I just remembered there's something I want to confirm with you. You called this power a "Stand." Those brats Ruby and Yang also have Stand powers, don't they?"

Penny only said "Help me…"

Jaune chuckled a little "Oh no, no, no, no, no. You must die. I can't leave a witness alive. No one is to know the true identity of one Jaune Arc." He wipes some blood off of his neck "But you see, I'd like to learn more about Stand users. I'm sure I'd be able to find out with some research, but I'd like to ask you personally. Ruby...Yang… Who are the others?"

"Stay away from my dau-niece you son of a bitch!" Qrow yelled at the screen.

The Major walks and sits behind Qrow "You do realize that you have to tell her soon, right? She will put the pieces together soon." Qrow says nothing, looking at the screen for a moment before taking a drink from his flask.

"Who are the others?" Jaune puts his fingers that are covered in blood in his mouth "How many more are in this town? What are their powers?"

Penny looks at the ground "I-I don't know..." She hiccups once.

"I'm certain you must know." Jaune replies. He hunkers down "Listen kid, if you don't tell me…" He puts his hand at the corner of his mouth "I will kill your father as well."

The Penny in the audience's eyes flash dangerously.

"Wha…" Penny says in disbelief "M-my Papa?" Her voice broke at the end and she looked about ready to cry.

"Hurry up and tell me." Says Jaune as he stands up "If you do, nothing will happen to them. If you take too long, someone might show up here. Just names will do. Come on, hurry up."

"E-Everyone was saying they were looking for a murderer in this town! A murderer...They meant you!" She points her finger accusingly and begins to yell "You killed Neopolitan too!"

"No!" Jaune leaped from his seat, only to remember that this is an alternate universe. He saw that everyone was looking at him and he flushed, but he felt a tap on his shoulder. He turned around and saw Neo. She smiled at him and his heart melted. He took her hand and sat down next to her.

Jaune from this universe was also surprised "What? Neopolitan?!" Penny took the chance to use Harvest. Too many Harvest to count flowed out of Penny. "You're still able to use your Stand?" Jaune asks, surprised that she can with such injuries. He called his stand to action "Killer Queen!" It punches all of the Harvests away and blinding speed, only to show that Penny had gotten away. Jaune turns around and sees a single Harvest run around the corner "That brat… She was so torn up too." He says as he follows after the lone Harvest.

The camera pans to a bush, and we see the bush fall apart as Penny is revealed. "I-I'm...gonna go to Ruby…" Penny said as she struggled to get up. A single Harvest pushes open the window "Ruby's Shining Diamond…can fix me…" A few Harvest help Penny through the school window. "I'm...going to protect my dad...I'm gonna protect my dad from him!"

The Major looks on as Ironwood hugs Penny, and she hugs back. 'This is pretty hard for her to watch.' He thinks 'And it's only going to get worse. We should take a break after this…'

"That nasty, filthy guy…" Penny says "Can't live in the same town as my dad!"

We see Penny walking along the wall, trying to find Ruby's class. Her vision is getting blurry and she can't walk straight. The other students are oblivious to her. Her only friends are Ruby and Yang, everyone else just thinks she is annoying.

She gets to Ruby's class and sees her talking to Yang through the window in the door. "R-Ruby!" she says. She was so happy to see Ruby, she forgot to check her surroundings. She touches the doorknob, and then she sees him. In the reflection, she sees Jaune.

"No...Penny…" Ruby says weakly "Come on me! She's right there! The bad guy is right there! Notice!" she starts to yell "Please!"

"You said everyone was looking for me?" Jaune asked "Do you mean there is someone in this town who knows about Neopolitan's murder?" Killer Queen appears behind Jaune "But no one will be able to pursue me… No one knows the identity of Jaune Arc. As long as you are out of the picture…" Killer Queen raises its hand.

Penny begins to hyperventilate. 'I'm gonna protect my Dad!' she thinks. She pulls down the doorknob

Jaune only says "Killer Queen has already touched the doorknob." and Jaune pushes the switch. Penny's arm begins to deform and explode. She begins to yell as she implodes. "RUBY!" she yells as she explodes. Those were her last words. Ruby turns her head towards the door, but it is too late.

"This is Killer Queens power" was all that Jaune says. The screen fades to black.

Everyone in the theatre with the exception of the Major is shaken. Ruby begins to silently cry in the arms of Torchwick. The Major sees this and decides that they should take a break. "Hey!" everyone looks at him "We are taking a break. Do whatever you want. Drink, Fuck, attempt to commit suicide, I don't really care as long as it does not ruin my theatre or make Ruby cry. Do that and I will kill you before Yang can even look at you." The Major walks to the back to have a drink.

END. (Authors note: There is a poll for chapter 5 on my profile)

Omake.

Junior is walking down the street. This is the second time that blond has destroyed his club. He is not even mad anymore. He is just sad that he will have to pay for all of his shit again.

Junior turns the corner and sees something odd. He sees Roman in disguise at a cafe. He wore a black tee shirt and jeans. His hair somehow still over only one of his eyes. The really odd thing is that he was with a person. He decides to investigate against his better judgment.

He enters the cafe and orders a coffee. He sits three tables away from them, facing the mystery person. He holds up a book he brought and pretends to read. Torchwick must have said something funny because the girl laughed and moved over enough so Junior could see her. When he finally sees her face, his heart stops and then sinks to his stomach.

He literally bolts out of there and runs to the nearest hotel and buys a room for a night. He pushes a shelf in front of the door. He did not sleep that night. Or the next. Or the next.

The girl he saw with Torchwick was a girl that blondie told him to stay away from. She described the girl who was with him at the cafe down to the last detail. She called that little girl "Her sister" which was weird because they looked nothing alike. The reason he got so scared was when she was saying all of this, his balls were being squeezed very tightly. He decided that he should probably stay out of the way of Torchwick's personal life for a while.

End.

Hi, Poison here! I'm gonna be taking a break for a little bit because I want to begin to actually write the other fic that I promised to no-one on my profile. The next chapter of this fic will probably be out in 6-7 days. I want to thank all of you for reading this. Have a great day- Poison.