MIRACULOUS LADYBUG: "KITTY LITTER"
by Mythril Moth
Whataclysm?
"FATACLYSM!"
Ladybug could only stare in dismay as Chat Noir's black-glowing hand made contact with the Akumatized. Who promptly began to balloon up, swelling outward with hundreds of pounds of fat.
Chat Noir grinned cheekily. "Guess you're the new fat cat around here, huh?"
Ladybug facepalmed.
"BATACLYSM!" Ladybug stared, dumbstruck, as Chat Noir pulled an aluminum baseball bat from out of nowhere and used it to beat the Akumatized senseless. "AND! THIS! IS! FOR! MAKING! ME! MISS! PIZZA DAY!" Chat Noir yelled as he slammed the bat into the poor victim's everything.
"Wow," Ladybug said once the carnage stopped and the Akuma, one of its wings torn and broken, flopped out onto the pavement. "You must really love pizza."
"SHATACLYSM!"
Chat Noir's hand glowed with black power. He struck the Akumatized right in the butt. With a wet, thunderous fart, the victim doubled over and sprayed a torrent of foul-smelling diarrhea all over Trocadero.
Ladybug screeched in disgust and took off as fast as her yo-yo would carry her.
"SHATACLYSM!"
Chat Noir's hand glowed with black power. He struck the Akumatized right in the heart. Ladybug's eyes widened. He wouldn't-!
In a green flash, the Akumatized transformed into William Shatner. He blinked, looking around. "I'm so confused," he said.
"You and me both, Captain Kirk," Ladybug said, shaking her head.
"STRATACLYSM!"
In a green flash, a black Fender Stratocaster appeared in Chat Noir's hands. He cheerfully alternated between playing "Stairway to Heaven" and beating the Akumatized over the head with it.
Ladybug facepalmed.
"CATACLYSM!"
A pile of stray cats fell on the Akumatized.
"Get it?" Chat Noir said cheekily. "CAT-"
"I get it," Ladybug said sourly.
"PLATACLYSM!"
"Ctctctctctct."
"Oh, there you are, Perry!"
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