MIRACULOUS LADYBUG: "KITTY LITTER"
by Mythril Moth
Sucky Charm!
"LUCKY CHARM!"
Ladybug stared at the black-spotted red object that fell into her waiting hands. Her eyes bugged out, her mouth twisting into a grimace of disgust. "EWW!" she cried, dropping it and jumping back.
Chat Noir tilted his head curiously, laying his baton across his shoulders. "A...condom? Well, I know what you're supposed to do with that, but...is this really the time?"
"LUCKY CHARM!"
A massive ladybug-patterned vibrator fell into Ladybug's waiting hands. She stared down at it, then looked up at Chat Noir's flushed cheeks. He started to say something...
"Not. One. Word," Ladybug growled out.
It turned out she needed it to clog the tailpipe of the Akumatized's motorcycle, which was where the Akuma was. Still, she spent the entire rest of the day grumbling about how it could've been anything the same shape and less stupid...
"LUCKY CHARM!"
A ladybug-patterned beaver plushie landed in Ladybug's hands. She blinked. "A toy beaver? What the heck am I supposed to do with this?"
Chat Noir smirked as he glanced over at their opponent, an Akumatized named Pungeon Master. "I think I've got this," he drawled lazily. "Hey Pungeon Master! Check out My Lady's...STUFFED BEAVER!"
The Akumatized stopped in his tracks, turning to face them. He looked from the beaver toy to Ladybug's confused face, then doubled over cackling. "S-stuffed...beaver...GOOD ONE!" he howled.
Chat Noir grinned, sauntered over to the laughing villain, and crushed the teddy bear pendant hanging from his neck, releasing the Akuma. "The Akuma was in a kuma," he snickered.
Ladybug shook her head. "I don't get it," she muttered, catching the Akuma and throwing the beaver into the air for her Miraculous cure. "This is why I really hate puns..."
"LUCKY CHARM!"
A single spotted red sock fell into Ladybug's hands. She blinked at it. "A sock? Really? A sock. Not even a pair of socks?"
Chat Noir smirked. "Boy, your Miraculous really loves to sock it to you, huh M'Lady?"
"AUGH!"
"LUCKY CHARM!"
A box of cereal fell into Ladybug's hands, spilling marshmallows everywhere.
Ladybug sighed wearily, her shoulders sagging.
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