Author's Notes:

If you're waiting for updates to my other stories, please be patient. I'm recovering from some depression issues and kind of going stir crazy in general waiting for my apartment to get done so I can go back home, and I just really haven't felt like doing much writing for several weeks now. But I'll get back to Scatterbug, Dark Wings Rise, Photogenesis, etc. soon, I promise! In the meantime, have a little short inspired by the newest episode, "Sapotis". Don't read this if you haven't seen the episode!

Enjoy!

MIRACULOUS LADYBUG: "KITTY LITTER"

by Mythril Moth

Foxy Fox

Adrien flumped back onto his bed, an excited grin plastered on his face. "Wow," he said.

"Well that was interesting," Plagg said dryly as he sorted through his cheese. He glanced back at Adrien, cocking an eyebrow. "Don't tell me you're over Ladybug already and have it bad for this new hero now?"

"Huh? No, of course not," Adrien said dismissively. "I mean, sure she's easy on the eyes...really easy on the eyes..." Plagg snorted. "But it's Ladybug I love, that's not going to change." He smiled, his eyes shining in the dark. "I just...isn't it exciting? A new hero!"

"I thought you wouldn't want a third wheel cutting in on your little play dates with Ladybug?"

Adrien rolled his eyes. "Oh, grow up," he scoffed. "It's just...yeah, okay, it's always been just me and Ladybug, but think about the possibilities with a new teammate! And she fits in so easily, like we've always worked and bantered together!"

"Hmm," Plagg muttered absently. "Well, since Ladybug chose her herself, it's probably somebody she knows well." He popped a large hunk of exceptionally creamy, smelly cheese into his mouth. "I can pretty much guess who Rena Rouge really is, so it doesn't surprise me at all," he mumbled sleepily.

Adrien sat up. "You know who she is?"

Plagg shrugged. "I have a good guess," he said. "I mean, I know who Ladybug is now, so it's not hard to guess who she'd pick to be Rena Rouge."

Adrien stared at Plagg. "Wait. You know who Ladybug is?!"

Plagg rolled his eyes. "That whole death trap, detransform with your eyes closed thing just totally slipped your mind, didn't it?" He snorted. "Yeah, I know who Ladybug is, and her Kwami knows who you are." He shrugged again. "It's not the first time it's happened."

Adrien zipped across the room. "So if Rena Rouge is somebody close to Ladybug—"

"Forget it, kid," Plagg said. "There's not anywhere near enough cheese in all of France for me to put up with the bitching Tikki would do if I let anything slip." He finished his current piece of cheese, then gave Adrien a sly look. "Besides, what's up with your sudden interest in Rena Rouge? I mean, other than you flirting with her right in front of Ladybug and that boner you popped when she showed up."

Adrien's face burned crimson. "I did not—" Plagg gave him a look, and he sighed. "Well, can you blame me? She's kind of...I mean, Ladybug is, but Rena Rouge, she has those..." He fell silent, poking his fingertips together and ducking his head.

Plagg sighed. "Teenagers," he muttered.

"A-anyway, I figure if I flirt with Rena Rouge a bit, Ladybug might get jealous, and...and you know?" Adrien offered weakly.

Plagg rolled his eyes. "Whatever, kid," he said sleepily. "You know, if you like tits so much, you should throw a pool party and invite your classmates. I bet that Marinette looks really nice in a bikini..."

Adrien didn't get to sleep that night.

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