CHAPTER 3

"Results? What do you mean by that?"

L shook his head, disappointed. "For your IQ level, I expected more from you, Light-kun."

"Well, I apologize for being such a disappointment," sarcasm oozed out of his tone and he abruptly turned around, causing L to remove his hand, "and for your intelligence, you seem to not acknowledge my desire to sleep. Good night, Ryuzaki."

"From what my intelligence is telling me," the blankets began to shuffle and it left the brunette's body, "you are, in fact, trying to avoid something."

"Damn, Ryuzaki, it's cold, be more considerate," Light grabbed an end of the blanket and pulled it all over him.

"Sharing is caring and you are still avoiding it," he got it back and Light growled in frustration.

"All I wanted to do was sleep for Kami's sake! Is that too much to ask?"

"Very if you are chained to me, Light-kun."

"I wasn't talking to you, baka."

"I am hardly stupid."

"Just let me sleep and give me the blanket."

"No, I want it."

"I need it. You don't even sleep!"

"I still want the warmth."

"No, you don't. You are a cold being and don't need such warmth. However, I, on the other hand, do need such an object to rest!"

"How about we cut the blanket in half, hmm?"

"Sure, hell, go ahead," Light gestured to the table, "get those damn scissors and cut the blanket. I dare you."

"Going elementary now with dares, hmm?"

"Stop saying 'hmm', it's pissing me off."

"Ah, that's too bad."

"Honestly, Ryuzaki, you are going to be the death of me."

"I'm glad I will be, Light-kun."

"Cheeky bastard," he glared at him, now facing him on the bed, a sour expression written across his tired face.

"I prefer the term 'world's greatest detective', but, I'm afraid that will have to do for now," L laughed briefly.

Light blinked.

Did L just laugh?

It was a nice sound indeed. Almost like a five star music piece that could soothe all your worries away. Light wanted to hear it again, strangely. Misa's fit of giggles was simply annoying. It was nice to hear a genuine laugh for a change.

"Do that again," he ordered, grabbing L's arm.

"I did not realize you wanted to do it already," the detective mused and then instantly pinned Light on the bed, sitting on top of him.

"W-what the hell, Ryuzaki?!"

"Ah, your body simply loves me, doesn't it?"

Ignoring his hard member, Light complained, "This is all your fault!"

"Not this again," L muttered.

"I wish you were gone."

"If you were gone. . . If you, Light-kun, were to disappear, the world would be a dark place."

The honour student robotically laughed. "Ha. Ha. Real funny."

"I was not aware how hilarious I was."

"Mhmm," the brunette rolled his eyes and stated matter-of-factly, "anyway, I meant earlier about your laugh and I want to sleep now."

"Go ahead and sleep then; I won't bother you."

"Oh yes, you will later," Light grumbled, "you always do between midnight and 3:00 AM. Please don't do that today."

"Tomorrow."

"Yeah that. Understand?"

"Crystal clear, Light-kun," L nodded and rolled on his sigh, knees tucked in fetus position.

After releasing a long sigh, Light's eyes fluttered close, hoping to stay that way for the rest of the night.

A sudden movement in his crotch area immediately woke Light up and he almost screamed.

"R-Ryuzaki? Why are you. . . unzipping my pants?! F*ck, it's too early for this shit!"

"Just another step of the experiment, do not worry, Light-kun," L smirked, completely pulling off his pants and snickered.

"What?"

"I didn't do anything and you are already erect," he chuckled, "you must have been really sexually inactive."

"N-no!"

"Say, when's the last time you banged Misa-chan up?"

"Just once," Light muttered, ashamed, "she wanted to wait until marriage to lose it."

"I stand correct as usual," he robotically stated.

"Well, erm, if you're going to pull my pants down like that," Light's face was red, "I may as well do the same to you. Payback's a bitch."

"Go ahead. I do not mind at all, Light-kun. And, please do refrain from using such vulgar vocabulary."

He ignored his request and questioned, "Really? You've been gay this entire time?"

"Bisexual," he corrected.

"Oh."

"Yes," L seemed not entertained by his bluntness and sarcastically replied, "oh."

Slowly, Light began to zip down his pants, hands trembling fiercely. L seemed to be merely amused by the entire situation, a small smirk on his face. He was wearing black boxers and Light could see his thing protruding through the cotton fabric.

"Um, it really is okay?"

"Yes, really, Light-kun."

"If you say so."

A/N: CLIFFHANGEERRRR... yeah probably turning into a smut route haha... Don't like, don't read. xD

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