Of coarse, it'd be my luck that I'd be in a coffee shop while off-duty when someone decided to rob it.
Without my gun, as luck would have it.
Not trying to do anything rash, I of coarse tried to intervene.
Which just led to more misfortune, and a trip to the hospital with a gunshot wound.
And while all was bad, of coarse my first visitors would be my partner with her horrid boyfriend.
Figures.
Well on the bright side I would be getting some sponge baths from a recently released from jail wife.
Not all things end badly.