I jump.
I hit the ground.
I land flat on the ground, face forward.
My ribs pierce my lungs, and almost immediately after get turned into a fine dust, skin bursting, blood spurting everywhere, and the pain.
Like a million icy hot needles piercing every single atom of my being
Then I wake up, back in the void, nothing but the button, like none of it had ever happened.
It's not the first time. I doubt it's gonna be the last
Sigh. I was so close to starting.
Time to reset.
I open the menu and-
*DING! You fuck, don't ignore me*
New skill unlocked
Temporary Boost Lvl 1:
Allows your body to have a temporary boost of up to ten stat points.
Your STR and VIT have increased by 3 permanently because of the extreme sprinting you just did. Realy? You just had to blow Usain Bolt outta the water
New Skill unlocked:
Sprint! Lvl 1:
Allows you to run faster than 50/kph for 10 seconds
New Skills Unlocked
Gamers Mind and Body Lvl Max:
Allows you to live life like a video game character
New Skill Unlocked:
Sniff! Lvl Max:
Allows you to sniff out characters that will be important later on in the plot
New Skill Unlocked:
Parkour! Lvl 1:
Because of that sick roll over those cars, you have unlocked the skill.
With every level, the chances of fucking up decrease
New Skill Unlocked:
Flow State Ḽ̬̤͖͜v̹͎l̲͕͇̳͙͠ͅ ̮̝͕̳̼1̢͔̝:
You ent҉er ̶̛ "The Zone" ͜ ҉and҉ ҉everythin҉g҉ that҉ the҉ ҉bra҉in deem҉s useles҉s҉ can f҉or ҉situation will҉ friends the҉ TIME FOR OFF ҉shut b҉ei҉ng
Level Up, because EXP is also gained from unlocking new skills, upgrading stats and completing quests
Stats:
Lvl- 2
HP- 200
QP- 40
EXP- 0-150
STR- 6
INT- 5
DUR- 2
CHAR- 7.5
DEX- 6
VIT- 5
Wow, thanks Author, Very cool
"Time to reset" I say to… no one. Huh. Forgot how lonely it was
I hit the Button
And it ends.
Then reverses, black holes absorbing hawking radiation, black dwarves heating up for millenia, suddenly turning into neutron stars or white dwarves turning into stars absorbing what they had once removed, growing and growing
Planets rebuilding themselves, life destroying itself, death giving way to life giving way to death giving way to war giving way to birth giving way to death giving way to the stars unraveling once again
And then it stops, the universe stabilising, for a second
And it reverses
All through it a song plays. One of death, to life, to war, to birth, to death, and back again, my mind unraveling the more I hear, I faintly hear a scream
Funny. Thought no one could hear you scream
I see War and Famine and Disease an Hate and Anger, and I [Understand]
I forget the song, but I will always understand
And then the stars start to wink out. One by one. Birth
Giving way
To death
And it starts to shrink, faster and faster and faster, and it flashes, blinding me, then it's gone
And then it starts again, but this time, in an order of Entropy that I can understand
It starts with a bang, faster than I can understand. And the stars start to wink to life and the song starts to play in reverse. Of death, to birth, to war, to life to death.
I always forgot how beautiful the cosmos was I think, watchin Gamma rays streak into infinity, and the light that I thought would last forever, decay.
*DING*
New Skill Unlocked:
R͢͠͡ ̷͢E̴̴ ̶́͘͢͞W҉̕͠ ̴҉I͞҉͠ ̨̧̕N҉̷͘͟͟ ͏͜͞D̢͟:
Allows the user to skip the universe upon death, and R͢͠͡ ̷͢E̴̴ ̶́͘͢͞W҉̕͠ ̴҉I͞҉͠ ̨̧̕N҉̷͘͟͟ ͏͜͞D̢͟ upon death. Changes are made to the universe upon each R͢͠͡ ̷͢E̴̴ ̶́͘͢͞W҉̕͠ ̴҉I͞҉͠ ̨̧̕N҉̷͘͟͟ ͏͜͞D̢͟
*DING*
Do you wish to continue from save state, or will you start a new game?
Looking at the cosmos, and all its beauty
And I wonder what Ochako was doing at the rooftop, why she was so high up
It isn't natural
Every other iteration has an irrational fear of heights.
Only one did, but she
Oh
Start New Game
*Ding*
Game has been reset. Changes to multiple variables have been made
The AUTHOR system has been made permanent
Ṟ̛̗̟͉͓Ę̦S͖̦̙̳͖̞̩͜Ę͖T̮̻͇̭̪̤ͅ ̰̮͓̥̩͉͖s̨̪̜͚y͈̘̲͟st̮̹̰e͎̙m̟̞̬̰̜͞ ͓̠͓į̰̼͔̲̗̩s̳ ň̖̻̠̟ͅo̮̻̗̜̺͠ͅw̺̜͓̜̹̱̪ ̳̙̺̭̳͉̰ĭ͓̱̞͈͚̳͖͞n̦͓̦̙ͅ ̞͓ą̼̙̮̲ ̧̥͈̜ͅse͈̺͝c̡͈̜̦ͅơ̛n̷̦̖͇̙̜̻̥d̤͔̻̪̤͇̣a̜͈̣͍ͅr͈̬̺̺͉͡ͅỵ ͓̩̙̫̰͡ḏ̹̮̪̦͚̦į̹̫̫͓̜̥r͓̠̰̼͔͟ḙ̸̆c̖̩̯ͅtǫ̱̌ ̟͚͇̳̗͍̣R̛̰ͅy͚, ̼̣̲̳͟ ̯͓ ͍a̬̼̹͙n̥̰͎͡d̟̬̀ ̪̹̱c̞̻͖ͅa͈̦͙͜n̲ ̶̜̫̟o̷̯ñ̜͜l͓̝͉̜͓̘y̤̲̠̮̘̺ ͚̪́ḅ̰ͅͅe̮͍͠ ̢͙̲͔ṷ̢̥̫̫̀ṡ̶̻͓̩͔̺e̫̠͉ď ͓̜̭̤͓̀t̬͇̥ơ̭̟̩̜̑ ͎́ṟ̥̫͚͈̕ḕ͙͔͎̺̮̠̥s̯̪͙̻̤e̲̼t̢. ̴̫͔̼̖͙͈N̬͚̫͓͘ò̠͖̹ ̥̤̜̗͓͍͞m̻̪͇̭͍ơ̪r̭͚̠̯̱̀ͅe͔͎̮̩̤̰̬ ̟̣̻̗̼ç̝͈͓̤o͕̝̝̦͙̙̟͟n̫̗͚t͎̬̹ͅ ̛͕̯̲Ì̤̯nu̮̮͝ä̯͞t̪i̤̱̦̫̘͜o̟͈͔͕n̗̖s͈̻̠̟̰͉
̭
I wake up in my room, covered in All Might memorabilia.
Bedroom sweet Bedroom.
I think that's the saying
I turn over in my bed, reaching for the spare clothes I usually leave on my bedside table.
"It's time" I say to myself "To get ready for school"
I look at the calendar on my bedside table.
Oh
UA Entrance exam, bois, can we get some hype in the chat?
This body's clearly been training training, so it should be a breeze. I walk down the stars, hoping to see my usual breakfast, but i'm greeted to a fat load of nothing. I check the clock on the wall
All this is oddly convenient, huh?
It's 3 in the morning. I walk outside, not really knowing where to go.
I start running
*DING*
Would you like to enter the flow state?
[YES] [NO]
Thinking back to the last time I entered flow state, being forced to run after Uraraka, I choose no, without any hesitation.
This is nice. Running, watching houses go by, the odd car driving every once in a while.
I check my stamina bar, expecting to see it almost depleted.
Huh. Barely a dent
I pull up my stats
Stats:
Lvl- 5
HP- 500
QP- 1000
EXP- 250-300
STR- 20
INT- 50
DUR- 35
CHAR- 15
DEX- 9
VIT- 8
Stat Points: 20
Quirk Tree:
Temporary Boost Lvl 1:
Allows your body to have a temporary boost of up to ten stat points.
Your STR and VIT have increased by 3 permanently because of the extreme sprinting you just did. Realy? You just had to blow Usain Bolt outta the water
New Skill unlocked:
Sprint! Lvl 1:
Allows you to run faster than 50/kph for 10 seconds
New Skills Unlocked
Gamers Mind and Body Lvl Max:
Allows you to live life like a video game character
New Skill Unlocked:
Sniff! Lvl Max:
Allows you to sniff out characters that will be important later on in the plot
New Skill Unlocked:
Parkour! Lvl 1:
Because of that sick roll over those cars, you have unlocked the skill.
With every level, the chances of fucking up decrease
New Skill Unlocked:
Flow State Ḽ̬̤͖͜v̹͎l̲͕͇̳͙͠ͅ ̮̝͕̳̼1̢͔̝:
You ent҉er ̶̛ "The Zone" ͜ ҉and҉ ҉everythin҉g҉ that҉ the҉ ҉bra҉in deem҉s useles҉s҉ can f҉or ҉situation will҉ the҉ TIME FOR OFF ҉shut b҉ei҉ng
R͢͠͡ ̷͢E̴̴ ̶́͘͢͞W҉̕͠ ̴҉I͞҉͠ ̨̧̕N҉̷͘͟͟ ͏͜͞D̢͟ Lvl Max:
Allows the user to skip the universe upon death, and R͢͠͡ ̷͢E̴̴ ̶́͘͢͞W҉̕͠ ̴҉I͞҉͠ ̨̧̕N҉̷͘͟͟ ͏͜͞D̢͟ upon death. Changes are made to the universe upon each R͢͠͡ ̷͢E̴̴ ̶́͘͢͞W҉̕͠ ̴҉I͞҉͠ ̨̧̕N҉̷͘͟͟ ͏͜͞D̢͟
Description:
Izuku Midoriya, with the help of his best friend Katsuki 'Kaachan' Bakugou will take the world by storm. After being trained by All Might, he will receive OFA, further brightening his future as a hero. It really hurts to look at
This is cool. I can work with this.
More cars pass by, more houses, and a particularly strange fellow who was walking his dog at 3:30 in the morning
Only issue, is that there was no dog, and that he was sleep walking
I finally reach the beach, and see a large pile of trash, mostly motor vehicles
Guess he saved the heaviest for last
I get to work, starting with the motorcycle, a 180 kg vehicle through the sand.
This is easier than I remember. Then again, I can't remember much from Before
*DING MOTHERFUCKERS! TIME SKIP, CAUSE SWEATY DEKU, ISN'T IT CHIEF*
Could've asked me before skipping 3 hours of my life, jeez
I look around at the now pristine sand
And I scream
I roar, again and again
With my shirt long gone, and the edges of my pants tearing, I collapse into the sand
But right before my head hits the ground, i'm grabbed by the shoulders by a very large man
"Young Midoriya" All Might exclaims "You truly have gone above and beyond my expectations, cleaning not only what I told you to, but outside that area, and cleaned the whole beach! You deserve my power without a shadow of a doubt
Now
EAT THIS!"
"OK!"
"EEH?!"
"All Might, i've done crazier shit, with crazier people, eating hair isn't gonna faze me" I declare, already happily munching on his hair
"Besides" I continue "it tastes like strawbarry, if strawberry tasted horrible, so, eh, I can live"
"Midoriya…
You are truly the strangest person to ever inherit OFA"
*DING*
Mutter! skill Activated
*DING*
New Skill Unlocked:
Mutter! Lvl Max:
By Muttering, you possess the ability to bend the laws of mass conservation and have the word mutter spiral from your mouth
New directory, O͚͚͖̗̮͆̎ͥͦͯ́ͬ͠N̡̳̺̬̓ͅE̷̪̦̞̩ͤ̅̓ͧͯ͋̏ ̴̹̠̟͍͈̙͗̏̉͑́͝F̪̤̖̼̻̾Ở̼̫͍͉͙͓̩̞ͫͧ̚R̥̖̫̹̰̬̟̆̀̈́̈̀̊̊̚ ̥͖̪͒́Ā̈͏̙̖̜ͅL̢̗͔͈̝͉͇̭̯̱̋͂́͊͞Lͤͫ͆ͦ̈͠͏̘͙̠͞
̛̻͎̬͈̻͐ͭ͐ͨ̂̄̀F̶̶̐͊̈͑ͥ̅̈̎͏͈̹͖̭̪Ơ̢̤ͨ̐ͧR̨̙͚̤̹͉̬ͮ͂͒ͤ̎ͣͮ͞ ̠̱̠̺̏ͬ̓ͯ̋ͯO͕̤̭͎̘͖̻̗͗ͣͯ̏̈͢N̴͈͍̖̮̩͚ͨ̈̊͛͌̃͆̅̎Ȩ̖͉̜̝̌ͦͩͦ̎̀
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*DING* Spoiler warning for people who watch anime exclusively
"Tell that to square face, the guy with the Quirk Black whip, which I wont get till chapter 214. Even then the debut is kinda ruined by the fast pacing but weekly updates, for us bleeding edge readers. But hey maybe this-"
"Midoriya, Shut Up" All Might sighs
"OK! Time for the entrance exam"
*DING*
Skill Gamers Mind Activated
Time to glance at some books and use the sorta eidetic memory to cheat.
Bingo Bango Bongo Drongo
Walking to UA I contemplate on whether or not I should trip over the brick when Kaachan grips my shoulder and in a sing song voice whispers mockingly into my ear
"You better get in~"
Sigh.
That the best you got?
"Fuck you~" I reply
Even Worse!
Taking a few more steps, I realise that A. the brick is still there and B. Ochako has touched my shoulder, so i'm not falling to the ground-
Mutter Skill Active
and my career as a hero has not been fucked from the getgo because of brain damage, so I still have a chance of-
"Sorry for using my quirk on you, but it's bad luck to fall" a voice interrupts my mumbling
I look up, and see Ochako, same brown hair, same big brown eyes,
No tears
And a rather large smile, for a face as round as hers.
Huh
I've been interrupted by lots of people lately
Lazy storytelling, maybe?
Fuck You, Again
"It's allright" I reply "I wouldn't of liked becoming braindead, right before an exam"
"Ok, see you in class, hopefully! Good luck!" she chirps, yelling the last bit as she starts running away
I run after her, not wanting to be late, looking at the massive campus in awe
You've seen better and you know it
Yeah, but it's not like I was alive for that
Yeah, true
Walking into the classroom, I do a bit of a scan of the place. I see a kid with boxy blue hair and glasses, Ochako, some people who weren't actually remarkable at all. Kinda like extras. There are two girls with Horns, one with pink skin, and one without-
*DING FUCKWIT*
New Skill Unlocked:
Observe Lvl 1:
Gives all characters a name, with their level, and a brief description is given when the skill is used
Let's be real, I should have gotten this skill first, but who cares. After that bit of 4th Wall break, let's get to the Exam
Q1.
Look, guy, this is just filler material, because neither the manga, or the anime ever show us what's on the exam
Why the fuck do you want to know what's on this exam anyway?!
Walking out of the exam room is a blessing and a half. Ever since global warming, temperatures were raised and lowered respectively, permanently, across all universes. It's way too cold for the season today. Way to cold, for spring.
Anyway, we walk onto the bus, and are all taken from the campus to the place where the practical exam takes place. After waiting about 5 minutes, we get there, and I am floored by how much money a this would have cost to build without cementoss. And how they can destroy it over and over again, without any worry because of cementoss.
Heh. Mentoss
"HELLLLLOOOOOOOOOO LISTENERS! WELCOME TO THE UA ENTRANCE EXAM. YOU HAVE 10 MINUTES TO DESTROY AS MANY ROBOTS AS YOU CAN. EVER ROBOT IS WORTH 2 POINTS. GET AS MANY AS YOU CAN, AND HOPE FOR THE BEST THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS ALLLLLLL MY WOOOONDERFUL LISTENERS!"
I hear a muffled Ding sound, and my menu pops up
*Deaf Debuff has been temporarily applied to you. It will wear off in 30s*
That's different. I thought we were supposed to meet up in that room and shit. Ehh, different Reset, I guess
"10
…
9…
…
THIS IS BORING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" screams present mic, reapplying my deaf debuff, god I wish he was fucking dead right now, I think while running through the city
*Ding*
Still kinda muffled
F͜͞Ļ͏O͝W̨̨҉ ̴̴͝͝S̴̡҉̀T̀͝A̡̕͡T̢̢͘͜͞E͢ has been entered. Shutting off all unnecessary Directories
I run
I see a robot
I punch it till it's broken, ignoring the dull ache in my knuckles.
I run and run and run, and punch and punch and punch, and rack up point after point, a non stop killing machine, deciating robot after robot.
Eventually, a bone breaks, although with DUR stat, it took a while
I rip, and tear into a robot, and use it's arm as a club
A missile fires, and I faintly hear present mic yelling something, but it's drowned out by the angry beeping noises.
I twist out of the way, landing on my foot, and use that to launch myself forward, and swing the makeshift bat, destroying the robot
Using the robot as a lever, I shoot forward
*DING Temporary Boost Skill Activated*
Running faster, destroying more and more robots, jumping over missiles, grabbing onto poles,
*DING*
O͚͚͖̗̮͆̎ͥͦͯ́ͬ͠N̡̳̺̬̓ͅE̷̪̦̞̩ͤ̅̓ͧͯ͋̏ ̴̹̠̟͍͈̙͗̏̉͑́͝F̪̤̖̼̻̾Ở̼̫͍͉͙͓̩̞ͫͧ̚R̥̖̫̹̰̬̟̆̀̈́̈̀̊̊̚ ̥͖̪͒́Ā̈͏̙̖̜ͅL̢̗͔͈̝͉͇̭̯̱̋͂́͊͞Lͤͫ͆ͦ̈͠͏̘͙̠͞
̛̻͎̬͈̻͐ͭ͐ͨ̂̄̀F̶̶̐͊̈͑ͥ̅̈̎͏͈̹͖̭̪Ơ̢̤ͨ̐ͧR̨̙͚̤̹͉̬ͮ͂͒ͤ̎ͣͮ͞ ̠̱̠̺̏ͬ̓ͯ̋ͯO͕̤̭͎̘͖̻̗͗ͣͯ̏̈͢N̴͈͍̖̮̩͚ͨ̈̊͛͌̃͆̅̎Ȩ̖͉̜̝̌ͦͩͦ̎̀
Directory Loaded.
Initiating Installation
Installing
E̶̴͟rr͟͝o̴͢͞r!
̕͢C̕͠o̴̧͠r҉̵͞r̀u͘͟p̸t̷́ ͟Fi͝͝l̵ȩ͡ş͜! ̢҉͞
De̶͝le̷té̵, ͜or͘ ̢̧Ke͢e̸̕͘p̶̡͜? ̨̛
̵͜A͜҉ųt̡̢o͡mat̷̴e̴̢d̵͝͡ A͜n̡̨s͞w҉͟͡èr̴̶͘ ͘҉g̸̸ì̸͘ve͘n̶̷͏ ͘̕b͢y͠ ̷ÀU҉͏͘T͘͘͝H͠Ơ͡͏R̴͡ ̵D̵͘͝i̶re̸̸c̵̴͞t̡o͟ry̷͟: ̧͡ ́Yes͜͠
Skills Loading
OFA Loaded
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*Flow State Interrupted by Skill/Directory Overuse
Exiting Flow state*
*DONG DONG Mutha Fuckas'*
Sweet. That was getting annoying. I keep walking around, running into the occasional robot, saving the occasional dumbass, when I feel a rumbling in the ground.
I look up and see nothing, but the rumbling gets stronger, and-
A massive robot looms over the horizon, titled
Fuck
MECH SUIT Piloted by Nedzu
The thing takes a step forward, and a skyscraper shakes. It takes another step, and the screams of examinees fill my ears
It starts walking, building topple over, the skyscraper is pushed aside, and the rest of the examinees start sprinting away
But not me. Never me
No matter the gimmick, I always run forward after hearing it
Always after seeing it
I look further, and see ochako, trapped under the rubble, a pained look on her face
My legs tense
Green sparks shoot off my body,
*DING*
Skill Unlocked:
One For All Current usable Lvl 5:
Enhances the entire body, and any quirks that can be enhanced
I leap forward, cracking the ground, feeling by bones creak, and my skin start to tear.
I hit a building and in the spur of the moment
Lik every other time
I jump off the side of the building, towards the Mech suit
I cock my fist back and punch it's chest, caving the centre and unknowingly making red lights go off in the suit.
Of course, every action has an equal and opposite reaction, and i'm shot into the air.
I start falling
I keep falling
And it goes the same every time
SLAP!
I stop, and the only thing stopping me from feeling intense G-Forces is the fact that her quirk negates those forces
"Thank you, Ochako Uraraka, for saving my life" I exclaim "And if you wouldn't mind, I think i'm gonna pass out!" I yell before the darkness takes me
NOTE:
SOME THINGS HAVE BEEN CHANGED
IT WILL BE EXPLAINED NEXT CHAPTER, BUT JUST BE AWARE THAT MOST OF THE STUFF YOU LEARNED LAST CHAPTER IS NOW IRRELEVANT
SORRY, NOT REALLY
And can any one guess why OFA isn't a new skill
If anyone is wondering why he keeps getting interrupted, it's cause when I was writing this, I kept getting interrupted by my friends