GUESS WHO'S BACK AND GUESS WHO'S BADASS!
ME!
ITACHI MOTHERFUCKIN UCHIHA BITCH! Oh and guess what? I'M A CHUUNIN NOW! AND I'M ONLY 10! BELIEVE IT! That's my super-awesome-catch phrase only I can say. Why am I a chuunin and I'm only 10 years old? I'm just that badass!...DIE YOU PERVERTS!
Let me start where I left off. You see, that Yamato guy (Stupid noob) caught me in his tree jutsu thing. He was telling me how people don't like the Uchiha and they think we were behind the Kyuubi attack and stupid nonsense only a NOOB! would say.
So any way after he caught me in that tree jutsu thing. He started to talk his ass off! And I didn't like what he was saying. He made me mad to the point where I discovered another Technique to my Mangekyou sharingan. Yes I know what it's called now and currently have three techniques that it can do and don't even get me started on what else I can do now. But I'm getting off topic. SO anyway I discovered the forbidden Technique called Tsukiyomi. Basically when I make eye contact with someone they get fucked. No you dumbass, not like that...Kami...I swear your minds stay in the gutter. What I meant was all the hope they ever had of winning is gone. I put them in a genjutsu showing them what ever i want for 72 hours. 72! THATS LIKE A FUCKIN MONTH!...
...What?...I'm 10 damnit!
But anyway it's 72 hours in the Tsukiyomi world and only like 3 minutes in the real world. Pretty kick ass dontcha think? So in the match with Yamato I basically made him think that all trees everywhere in the entire world are out to butt rape him...Yeah...In that genjutsu I showed him more then one type of morning wood.
After my match, Iruka went...and won...You know I don't feel like telling every one that's a Chuunin now just see for yourself. Right now I''m on my way home from a mission. Me ,Anko and Hana totally destroyed these bad guys! Sakumo-Sensei was even more badass with his chakra sword thing...I wish I had a sword...But nevertheless The Super-awesome-ninja-squad-bitch performed outstanding!...Maybe I should keep working on that name...
Oh! I almost forgot!1 today's the day I confront little 4 or 5 (i forget) year old Sasuke about just what the Douche those questions were about on the first stage of the Chuunin exams.
As I came up to the Uchiha Manor ...yes manor...I'M RICH BITCH!...I opened it and went inside. Just as I was inside I heard...
"NEESAN!" That chicken ass headed bastard glomped me.
"H-hey Sasuke-neesan, How's it hangin?" I said back faking my politeness.
"It's hanging low." He answered.
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...What?
At that point the mask comes off.
I pushed Sasuke off of me and yanked him up by the collar.
"ALRIGHT START TALKIN BITCH! WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DON'T WITH SASUKE!?"
This little shit is a really good actor. He starts crying and sniffling.
"N-neesan, what are you-"
"DON'T NEESAN WHAT ARE YOU- ME! WHO THE HELL IS KONOHAMARU? WHEN DID YOU GO ROGUE?! HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT X-MEN IS?! ARE YOU STILL ROGUE?! " I said smacking him hard. I am such a good brother ne?
All of a sudden Sasuke's hair raises up...like he's super saiyan...What?
His eyes become all white...like he's Brolly who went super saiyan...What?
His eye brows disappear...like he's super saiyan...3...What?
"ITACHI, YOU HAVE FOUND OUT WHO I TRULY AM."
How in the world did he not have exclamation points when he clearly talked in capital letters?... HE MUST BE POSSESSED!
Suddenly he pointed his palm at me.
"Sas-"
I was cut off because apparently he can control gravity now...just great. I was forced backwards into the living room wall.
"Oof!" I uttered when I hit the floor.
"YOU CANNOT STOP ME."
Damn.. Sasuke doesn't quit! He appeared right above me and drove his heel in to my back.
"!" I couldn't scream.
Then I felt myself be picked up and thrown out the window. I rolled on the ground and coughed up Uchhiha blood.
"I AM THE FUTURE AND YOU ARE THE PAST."
When did he get out here?! Man he's fast. I'll have to talk him to death like Yamato did me. Maybe it will by me some time.
"Hey Sasuke-"
Why is Sasuke moving so fast backwards? Okay he stopped...but why does my back hurt? Why am I sitting down leaning agaisnt the wall? That wasn't here a second ago. Why are there crackes in the wall?
"TALKING WILL NOT PROLONG THE INEVITABLE."
Yeah, all it does is make my back hurt and makes walls with cracks appear.
I've got to get through to Sasuke.
"Sasuke youre big brother loves you!"
Sasuke's eyes return to normal.
"Neesan?"
Then they go back to the whiteness.
"NO" He said in that computerlike voice.
He gripped his head.
"ARGH"
his eyes are changing back and forth. I think I'm getting through to him! Now to seal the deal.
"Hey Sasuke. I'll teach you a new move later on today."
"ARGH. CURSE YOU SASUKE'S BROTHER. YOU WON FOR NOW BUT I'LL BE BACK...IN A DIFFERENT BODY."
Sasuke fell on his knees.
"Sasuke." I rushed over to him.
"Ne-Neesan? What did you say bout a new move?"
I smirked evilly.
"Oh yeah. Watch this."
THE NEXT DAY
Sasuke woke up in his bed with me at the foot of it.
"So did you learn it?"
Sasuke for the life of him did not know what I was talking about.
"No? Well you know what they say. With practice makes perfect."
Review please...I got back in to this story...it's been awhile though...I'll post more up soon.