AN- JUST SOMETHING SHORT TO SHOW I HAVENT DIED...YET


Kami please kill me now. There is no other thing that will torture me as much as I'm being tortured now. I'm actually thinking about baby sitting Sasuke. Atleast that was more entertaining than this...

This...

I don't even know what to call this.

"How would this look on me Anko?"

"It matches your eyes Hana. Very well I might add."

Its suppose to be a team shopping day.

Bu instead its an Itachi-carry-the-bags-and-let-Hana-and-Anko-shop day.

I didn't even know Hana was a girl. Well I knew she was a Girl, but not a GIRL girl. You know? I didn't know she had a feminine side ok. How am I suppose to know when most of the time she's barking at me? I see Anko's because Anko is amazingly beautiful and awesome and badass.

Almost as badass as me.

"Itachi hurry up you little runt! You're walking too slow!"

I know damn well Hana isn't rushing me of all people. How can she not respect the rank? I'm the youngest Goddamn Chuunin in the village now...and probably the deadliest. Certainly the most Badass. I can burn things with my eyes. RIP Shisui.

I wish Kurenai were here instead of Hana. It would be me and two beauties rather than me and beauty and the beast.

"Let's go get some pocky now. I'm sure our strong man is hungry qfter carrying all of our bags."

Anko smiled at me and called me strong and man in the same sentence. AND WE ARE GETTIN SOME POCKY!

Gotta go guys.


AN-LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT ME TO CONTINUE