The horror! The horror!"
"Shawn, stop."
"But, Gus, look at this horror scene! How can you look at it? Look at her, blood and guts spilled everyone, her skin ripped to pieces. Someone cut her heart out!"
"Shawn, it's not that big of a deal."
"Not that big of a DEAL?! She never had a chance, never had the opportunity to fight back! They just picked her up and butchered her! She was so sweet and innocent! We need to call the police!"
"Shawn, you're talking about a pineapple. There's no crimes against pineapples."
"...But it was the last one!"
