Henry walked through his backdoor after a long day at work. He couldn't wait to sit down, eat, and watch some T.V.
However that was all pushed to the back of his mind when he saw his young son on the floor.
"Shawn! What's wrong?!"
"The trap!"
"What trap?"
"The stupid mouse trap!"
Shawn slowly uncurled to reveal a mouse trap attached to his genitalia.
Henry couldn't decide whether to laugh or sympathize.
"How did that happen?" he decided to laugh.
"I pulled it out from behind the stove to get something and fell on it!"
"Oh, Shawn, only you."