AN: hey look 2 in one day! the plot bunny is really stalking me today! Hope you enjoy this, its one of the scenes i've been wanting to write from the start and I really hope you like it :)
Chapter 4
Late-ish November
Will looked up as Severus stalked into the staff room at lunch and dumped a pre-packaged sandwich onto the table Will and Sue were sharing. If anything he looked more pissed off than normal, if that was possible.
"where's the fancy ass salad, sour puss?" Sue sneered. She was right, Severus usually had the most beautiful salads that looked like they had taken ages to prepare, will had certainly been jealous in the past.
Severus' dark eyes turned on Sue, "as I am sure even you, with your incredibly low awareness of the world around you, has noticed; Harry is ill."
"what the fuck has that got to do with anything!" Sue growled.
"Harry makes my lunches, obviously."
"But Harrys lunches never look anything like that?" asked Will
"Harry likes his cheese sandwiches, for some reason I cannot begin to comprehend."sneered Severus as he glared down at his lunch, not that he believed it could truly be called that. "Don't ask me, I'm not even allowed in the kitchen."
"wait rewind moment buttchin, are you saying you and Harry live together?!" Sue screeched
Severus frowned before replying, "But of course, we're married."
There was a moment of silence in the staff room as this news was absorbed. Then the uproar began
Severus just rolled his eyes.
"Morons" he muttered.