Chapter 7
By the time the police arrived barely 20 minutes after the first gunshot, the last living gunman was spilling all his secrets to anyone who would listen, if only they would save him from the dark-haired devil that so enjoyed his screams.
Harry was harder than he had been in a long time.
Severus would definitely be helping him with that as soon as they'd dealt with all the police that were now pointing guns at the two of them. You would have thought that they would have figured that a bad idea from the state of the bodies on the floor. The state of education in this backwards country really was despicable.
A few days later the school was mostly back to normal. Better even perhaps. The students had discovered that there irrational fears of their new chemistry teacher was in fact justified, Sue had bowed to him in defeat (for now at least) and Harry's popularity had risen significantly.
"Honestly, Americans!" thought Severus as he mentally rolled his eyes, "nowhere else would a teacher randomly killing people gain you more respect"
He grinned. He was really starting to like it here.
In his long and painful life you would have thought that he'd have learnt to stop taunting the gods of irony by now…
"What the fuck is prom!?"
AN
Hello!
Yes I know its been a while... a year or two. For this update you have to thank my final year dissertation that I'm avoiding starting and my lovely housemates for discovering the existence of this story. Some inspiration has found me again! No idea how long that will last, especially once I stop avoiding my dissertation but I have already started chapter 8 so you should get that soon at least!
However if anyone has anything they'd like to see from our two favorite boys I am currently very open to ideas! PM Me :)