A/N: Azeroth: I got a review on this fic that I do need to respond to.
Dear Mr. Foxfire, it seems that you read this fic without noticing the key point in the Author's Note.
I don't write these stories, for heavens sake.
Nyarlathotep, the Crawling Chaos, The God Of Bloody Tongues, AKA Nyaruko-san writes these.
I am simply to write Author's Notes, then publish them.
Luckily for you, Nyaruko actually sent another chapter today.
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In the dark places of the universe, there are creatures whose very presence would destroy most lesser beings.
In one part of these dark places, there is a room that looks suspiciously exactly like the Velvet Room from Persona 3.
But, unlike the original Velvet Room, the residents are not who they are supposed to be.
The one sitting on the couch is a creature of Nightmare.
It is the Haunter Of The Dark, The Black Pharaoh Of Egypt, and Samael, the Angel Of Death.
This is Nyarlathotep, The Crawling Chaos.
It is cloaked in shadow, only a few tentacles writhing giving evidence to the fact that the being is there.
It waves it's hand. Four animatronic figures appear.
These are the four cast of a infamous pizzeria known as Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
The one on the far left is the titular Freddy Fazbear. He is a brown bear, holding a microphone. He wears a top hat, and a black bow tie.
On his right is a purple rabbit. This is Bonnie. She has a red bow tie, and a red guitar.
Third is a yellow chick. She wears a bib that says 'LET'S EAT!'. This is Chica.
Last, but certainly not least, is Foxy the Pirate. The most worn of the quartet, Foxy is a red fox. He has an eyepatch above his right eye, but it is not over the eye. His right hand is a hook.
The four are still, and unable to move or speak.
Nyarlathotep stands from the couch, and glides to Freddy. It places hands, scaly with massive claws on its head, and looks into Freddy's eyes.
Nyarlathotep laughs, the sound echoing around the room.
Nyarlathotep removes his hands.
He moves the four animatronics so he can look at them all together.
It grins, red, sharklike teeth becoming visible.
So. says the eldritch being. You must be wondering why I brought you here today.
Nyarlathotep waits for a response, but none comes.
Ah. I forgot... murmurs Nyarlathotep. How curious...
He waves a hand, and the four animatronics recoil from him.
They take several steps back, then come to a halt.
From Freddy came a tinny, mechanical, voice, completely at odds with the cartoonish appearance of the bear. "Why... Have... You... Stopped... Our...Rise...?"
Nyarlathotep laughed again. Because the four of you interest me.
This time, it was Chica who spoke. "Please...Let... Us...Go..."
No. I have a plan for you four. You see, you lost your lives. Nyarlathotep sits upon the couch, and reclines. I intend to give you a new one. One where you will have control over your actions. One where you will be instrumental in a little thing called peace.
The four are silent.
Surprised? I thought so. After all, the only reason that you were going to Heaven when I dragged you out of the line was because you finally killed the one who killed you. So, I thought to myself, how about I give them a new life.
Nyarlathotep is suddenly directly in front of Freddy. You will serve as a new form of entertainment of my magnificent self. Be grateful.
Nyarlathotep vanishes. An image appears in front of the four animal robots.
You see this? This is Remnant.
I am going to send you lot here.
Let me give you some basics...
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Later
Your robotic forms will not serve. I will give you humanoid ones, that will suit your personalities and abilities.
But there will be some influence left from these ones.
I will also unlock your Aura.
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After all the preparations are done
Done. Now go. Find Beacon Academy. It will prove... Useful.
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A/N: Azeroth: A short chapter, true, but I liked it. A little bit of exposition into the team's past, and everything's settled.
NAM: *Begins sputtering again*
What now?
Beginning extraction procedure. All retreat. Chaos angry. Repeat, Chaos IS ANG...*Finishes sputtering*
What in heck is with this thing?