*Midoriya's P.O.V*
"Alright, put your pencils down. The last person in each row bring the answer sheets to me... and Midoriya wake up!"
"Snk! Huh? Oh, it's already over? Man I'm getting slower." I muttered cracking my back.
"You're the best guys!" Ashido yelled at Yaoyorozu and I.
"Yeah, I didn't leave anything blank at least." He said with confidence.
Well... that's improvement?
After the answer sheets were collected we were bused to the location of the practical, and most of the teachers are there in front of us.
"Now then, let us begin the last test. Remember it's possible to fail this final, if you want to go to camp then don't make any stupid mistakes." Mr. Aizawa said.
"Uh, why are all the teacher's here?" Jirou asked.
"Because... you're looking at who we are facing during the practical." I said.
"What?" Jirou asked.
"T-The teachers?" Uraraka asked.
"Impressive deduction, Mr. Midoriya." A voice inside Mr. Aizawa's scarf said. Out comes Principal Nezu.
"I had a hunch, but when Mr. Aizawa wrapped his scarf around my face, it confirmed it for me." I replied, "Like he said... I'm too smart for my own good. So enlighten me, what's the deal on my situation?"
"... That's right, you're incredibly strong, even with the weights." Ojirou responded.
"We shall get to that soon, but first. Let us explain the actual practical. No need to get hasty now." Principal Nezu said.
"As Midoriya explain, you all will be divided into pairs. These pairs along with whomever teacher you will have to fight against, have been decided based on multiple factors. However, the pairs were made not by us... but by Midoriya himself." Mr. Aizawa said.
I felt everyone's eyes fall upon me, "Wow... way to throw me under the bus like that." I muttered.
"But what Mr. Midoriya said brings up a intriguing point. He is much too powerful to be paired with any teacher, even All Might might have trouble against him, and after all this final is for you to see improvement." Principal Nezu said.
"Which is why, we had 1-B do their final on Mondays, and why you had to take them on Tuesdays." Mr. Aizawa said, "We were lucky, that one student failed their final exam." He said pointing behind us. We turned to see Neito Monoma.
"Monoma failed his practical. Was the only one to do that." Principal Nezu explained.
"That's not fair!" Hagakure said, "Giving him a second chance?!"
"... I see now. 21. 10 pairs and me." I said.
"Exactly correct. Now, here is where you come into play Midoriya. You won't have just one team..."
It dawned on me, "No way..." I muttered before looking at all of the teachers, "I'm fighting all 10."
"Correct!" Principal Nezu cheered, "That will be the equalizer. While Mr. Monoma will have a second chance, all of you will have a third partner, Mr. Midoriya. You will be put into all 10 pairs, making it a team of three. However, that's not all of your restrictions, Mr. Midoriya."
"First it's 10 straight rounds. No stopping by Recovery Girl in between matches." Mr. Aizawa started.
"In case you forgot. I go down in like 5 strong hits." I said.
"But you can go faster than the speed of sound." Mr. Aizawa countered.
"No, I can't go that fast." I responded.
"But you can still go fast, if you get hit, then it's your fault. Anyway moving on. Using your Quirk to fight as well as using your Quirk to move others around is prohibited. The only time you can use your Quirk to fight is when the two other members of you team fall. You are mainly there for guidance. However, one staff member said that making your Quirk a one and done situation is too harsh, so you get three strikes... use your Quirk three times and you're out." Mr. Aizawa said.
"So the first two are freebies?" I asked.
"Correct. Also, YOU are not allowed to step out of the exit. If you do, instant failure. As well as, you are not allowed to give them the right answer. Because that would be too easy. Guide them, but don't hold their hand." Principal Nezu added.
"So I have to guide them, but not tell them the right answer?" I asked.
"That is correct." Principal Nezu said.
"Permission to whack them upside the head should their plan be stupid?" I asked.
"So long you don't tell them the right answer then by all means." He said.
"Tehehe..." I chuckled before cracking my knuckles, "That's going to be fun, so for your sake, don't do anything stupid."
They all fearfully nodded... everyone except Ashido.
"Bah, he wouldn't hurt a gi-"
*Whack*
I took off the weight on my right hand and slapped her on the cheek. It wasn't a hard hit by any means, just enough to send the message that I couldn't care less about gender constructs.
"...Ow!" She exclaimed rubbing her cheek.
"I would should the need call for it, same with hitting a guy too. I'd call myself a pacifist but willing to get violent should the need call for it. If that thing about hitting a girl was true, then the world would be dominated by female villains." I responded before putting my weight back on, "Anyway carry on."
"I plan to." Mr. Aizawa said before looking at me. "One more thing to you Midoriya." Mr. Aizawa interjected, "While you have 10 teams, this is all lumped into one final. If you fail, even once. Game over."
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"That's totally unrea-"
"I'm fine with that." I said.
"Midoriya."
"I'm fine Iida. It's my burden to bare. So do you want me to say the pairs? Or do you want Mic to have the spotlight?" I asked.
Mic gave Mr. Aizawa a pleading look, but Mr. Aizawa shook his head. "I'll handle it."
The pairs are as follows.
Kirishima and Satou vs Cementoss.
Tsuyu and Tokoyami vs Ectoplasm.
Iida and Ojirou vs Power Loader.
Todoroki and Yaoyorozu vs Mr. Aizawa/Eraser head.
Uraraka and Aoyama vs Thirteen.
Kaminari and Ashido vs Principal Nezu... man they need a lot of work.
Kouda and Jirou vs Present Mic.
Hagakure and Shoji vs Snipe.
Mineta and Sero vs Midnight... oh dear gosh we're doomed!
"And Finally, Bakugou and Monoma... against."
*Fwoosh* *SLAM!*
"I am here! To fight!" All Might exclaimed as Monoma and Bakugou looked on in fear, "You're going to have to work together boys. If you want to win."
"... Heh." I chuckled, "This... is going to be fun."
"To complete the exam, you'll have thirty minutes. In order to win, your objective is put these handcuffs on your teacher. Or you can win if you escape from the combat stage." Principal Nezu explained.
"So we either have to capture the teacher or run away." Kaminari repeated.
"Umm, but is it really okay for us to just jet?" Ashido asked.
Principal Nezu gave her a thumbs up... is that even his thumb- Focus! "Yup."
Present Mic then spoke up, "It's going to be much harder than that combat training y'all went through earlier. After all, you're going up against someone waaay better than you!"
"Better? Really? Wait, aren't you just the announcer?" Jirou asked.
"Don't poke the guy who can blow our eardrums out with a verbal stick please. I prefer not needing a hearing aid." I muttered.
"This time, your exam will be very similar to a real battle. As strange as it is, please picture us as villains." Thirteen explained.
"Assumin' you come across your enemy. If you think you can win agains them, then fight. However..." Snipe started.
"... In instances where you're outmatched, it would be smarter to run away and find help." Mr. Aizawa finished.
"So fight to win, or run to win." Bakugou muttered.
"That's right. It's a test of your decision-making skills. But with these rules, you're probably thinking your only real choice is to flee. That's why the support course made these super-clever accessories for us." All Might said holding up a... wait a minute.
"BEHOLD! ULTRA-COMPRESSED WEIGHTS!" Present Mic exclaimed.
"These babies will add about half our body weight to our physiques. It's not much, but they will eat up our stamina and make it harder for us to move around." All Might said before struggling, "Oh shoot, these are heavier than I thought."
"... Hey look." I said before pulling my sleeves and pant legs up, "We match."
"Oh that's right. You had the weights long before this." Uraraka commented.
"Yeah, but I upgraded to double the weight." I said.
"D-Double?" Iida asked.
"Yeah, I'll plateau if I stick to the same equipment." I responded before looking at Aizawa, "I assume I'm forced to wear these?" I asked.
"You're free to do whatever, so long you don't use your Quirk in combat or to escape." Mr. Aizawa explained.
"Oh, thank frick." I said as I took off my weights and dropped them onto the floor, making mini dust clouds around them. I rolled my arm and got a few satisfying cracks out of it. "That was getting hard to deal with." I said before zooming around.
"W-What the..." I heard Snipe mutter. I eventually returned to the ground.
"That... was fun." I said.
"Remember, you can't use your Quirk to fight, and you are not allowed to flee got it?" He asked as I nodded. "Now, let's begin. The teas will take the practical exam in the order you were called. We have a stage prepared for you. Satou, Kirishima, and Midoriya. You're up."
"Yes sir." They said.
"Those waiting their turn to fight can either watch the exams or try to strategize as a team, it's your choice. That's all." Mr. Aizawa said as the teachers entered the facility. I picked up my weights and set them inside a reinforced locker that said 'Midoriya's Weights'. Once they were put away for now, I followed Kirishima and Satou.
Let's do this.
"So, if we capture Cementoss we get more points right?" Kirishima asked as we were walking down the road of the faux city.
"Yeah, that sounds right." Satou said as they turned to look at me.
"... Well that's an idea. But what's your plan?" I asked.
"We will use our strength and take him down head o-"
*Whack *Whack*
"Oww!" They yelled.
"Now... think about your Quirks... what do they have in common?" I asked.
"They... make us super strong?" Satou asked.
"Technically correct, but think deeper. Every Quirk has a weakness... what's your Quirks weakness?" I asked.
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"... Time limit." Kirishima said.
"Thank goodness, I was about to smack you both for taking to long. So with that in mind, what's the massive problem with your plan?" I asked.
"... We'll run out of time before we get to him?" Satou asked.
"Ding Ding Ding, get these two a medal!" I cheered, "Cementoss either doesn't have a time limit or one that is long after 30 minutes. So with that in mind, what is a better plan?"
Kirishima looked around... then walked towards the building. "I have an idea." He said.
"Which is?" I asked as Kirishima and Satou walked close to me for a huddle. "One of us climbs into the building and takes to the rooftops, while another stays down here and distracts Cementoss. He can't focus on both of us, and even if he did, his Quirk wouldn't get to the person on the room in time." He explained before looking at me.
"... What? Sounds like a solid plan to me. But who will go onto the roof top and who will distract Cementoss? There's an obvious answer here." I said.
"... I should go onto the rooftops." Satou said.
"Interesting why?" I asked.
"With my Quirk, if I eat 10 grams of sugar I get strong for 5 minutes. After I get tired." He said.
"I see, go on?" I asked.
"That way, I won't be close up onto the action, and if I need to I can limit my sugar consumption... right?" He asked.
"I don't know if it's right. But sounds like a well thought out plan to me. All it needs now, is execution." I said, "Welp, good luck with that." I said as they ran off to face Cementoss.
Like I, and eventually they, expected. Cementoss was having a hard time multitasking with Kirishima's onslaught, and Satou's rooftop run. However, Satou wasn't getting blocked by cement walls? Weird. Oh well, works for him. Satou eventually made it to the exit, earning them the passing grade.
"Excellent job boys." Cementoss said as I patted Kirishima on the shoulder.
"Not bad, not bad at all." I said which earned me a tired smile from Kirishima, "But I have to ask... why didn't you stop Satou?" I asked.
"... The rooftops were made of metal." He explained.
"Oh, I see. Your Quirk only works on cement or cement infused materials." I said.
"Correct. But that hardly matters now. He and Satou passed." He said.
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"Shoot! I have to get to the next test." I said, "Catch you all later!" I yelled before speeding off.
... 1 down 10 to go.
Tsu and Tokoyami were standing outside their areas waiting for me. "Sorry I'm late." I said.
"So Kirishima and Satou passed. Probably due to your help." Tsu said.
"Trust me... they would have failed had I not smacked them upside the head. They were going to rush face first against Cementoss of all people. Not a good sign, but they'll learn." I said, "Anyway what's your guy's plan for Ectoplasm?"
"Mr. Ectoplasm can make clones appear anywhere he desires, ribbit. I've researched how many he can make based on videos of his 'glory days', I counted 30 times." Tsu said.
"So we decided to utilize our skill sets to make up for our weaknesses, specifically mine." Tokoyami started, "I am excellent at long range attacks, however close range..."
"He's not very good, ribbit." Tsu finished, "So, at the start I'm certain that Mr. Ectoplasm will send out a bunch of clones at us at the beginning. We will run at first, then after Mr. Ectoplasm sends more he will attack the clones he can, while I use my tongue to pull him away should clones get too close."
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"Any thoughts?" Tokoyami asked.
"I didn't slap you two... so it's fine by me." I said before walking towards the entrance, "However, having a plan is one thing. Executing properly is another. So let's see if you can execute."
Both Tsu and Tokoyami nodded before all three of us entered the building. We were then greeted by a lone Ectoplasm... that lone Ectoplasm turned into 8 of them. Tokoyami stuck to the plan by launching Tsu up to another level, she then used her tongue to give him a lift to her level.
"So far so good." I said as I waved bye to the Ectoplasm clones before jumping to their level. Once all three of us got there, more clones arrived to stop us. Tokoyami handled the ones far away from him with his Dark Shadow, however, more clones appeared right in front of him. Tsu used her tongue to take Tokoyami to another level away from the clones.
I counted 15 out of his 30 limit. One we made it to a hall way, I counted 8 again. So we're at 27... so either he can make 3 more, or he his limit is longer than 30. Well that doesn't matter, because a lone Ectoplasm... probably the real one, stands between them and the door.
"I'm impressed you've made it this far. But... THIS IS WHERE I STAND!" He yelled as he created a gigantic clone of himself, and captured Tsu, Tokoyami, and I. However, I saw Tsu's tongue reach out for something... so that's her backup strategy. Interesting. Tokoyami sent out Dark Shadow to fight off the lone Ectoplasm. He was putting up a good fight, not letting Dark Shadow cross the finish line. However Tsu told Tokoyami to call Dark Shadow back so she could give him something... time to see if this gambit pays it's dividends.
Dark Shadow took the item and rushed back towards Ectoplasm, he took one last kick before placing the handcuff on his peg leg.
"And that's all she wrote." I muttered before destroying the giant clone and landing with Tokoyami and Tsu on my shoulders.
"Excellent job you two." Ectoplasm said with a smile... at least I think it's a smile anyway.
"Well, my job of doing nothing is done. You two had it done yourselves." I said before walking away.
2 out of 10, time for the next bout.
"I like this idea! I'll be Pidge and Keith, the arms. You'll be Lance and Hunk, the legs. And Ojiro will form the head and be Shiro!" I exclaimed. "Form Voltron!"
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"I feel like this lowers the success rate of my plan." Iida said.
"Nonsense! Let's go!" I exclaimed pointing towards the exit. I can feel Ojiro's nervousness on my back.
"Umm... can we go now?" He asked.
"Haah... Fine." Iida muttered before he got ready, "RECIPRO-BURST!" Iida yelled as he sprinted down the way, avoiding all the traps Power Loader set. However the ground in front of us collapses, so Iida leaps into the air and tells Ojiro to wrap his tail around his leg. Once he leaned back to wrap his tail around his leg, Iida used his 'Recipro Extend' to spin around rapidly.
Ojirou with excellent timing sent himself flying towards the exit. Power Loader was what stood in his way though. With one tail bat Ojiro sailed passed the exit.
"Good job Iida." I said as I let go of him before he fell back onto the ground.
"W-Wait, Midoriya, why are you floating?!" Power Loader asked.
"Oh, I passed by the montioring room on the way here. I gave Uraraka a good luck high five, and now I'm weightless. It was mainly for the Voltron joke." I said with a smirk.
"B-But that's cheating!" Power Loader asked.
"Is it though? None of you said using other people's Quirks to your advantage was against the rules." I countered, "Besides... I can't do much and I was itching for a good gag. So it was either that or I stood at the entrance and did nothing. Besides, my play by play announcing isn't good at all."
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"Fine, fair enough." Power Loader said.
I suddenly fell ass over elbows onto the floor... I could just feel Uraraka laughing at me right now.
*Uraraka's P.O.V*
"BAHAHAHAHA! Oh please tell me you got that on video?" I asked while trying to keep my laughter in check... and failing.
"I did, ribbit." Tsu said as she showed me the video of Midoriya falling on his butt, then looking really mad.
"Oh, it was so worth giving him weightlessness."
*Midoriya's P.O.V... again. I mainly did that for the gag.*
"Yup... definitely laughing at me." I muttered as I got off of the floor... then looked to my right.
"And... I'm stuck." Iida said.
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"Pbt! Hahahaha!" I laughed and took out my phone to record the sight before me. Iida is currently stuck up to his neck in the dirt... am I bad friend for laughing at him? Probably... will I stop? Nope.
"S-Stop laughing at me." Iida ordered.
"H-Heheck no! Itake will get a kick out of this one." I said, until Power Loader dug him out.
"Don't you have a match to get to?" Power Loader said.
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"Shoot! Gotta go!" I yelled before I pocketed my phone and ran over to the next test.
3 out of 10. So far so good. But this one... might be difficult.
Yaoyorozu, Todoroki, and I were hiding in an alley way. Todoroki was looking around the courner for Mr. Aizawa before he turned back towards us. "Our success will depend on which one of us finds the other first. Once we spot him, I'll draw him to me. Then you can run to the escape gate and win this thing for us. Just stay close to me until then." He said before looking at me. "Is that fine?"
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"Normally I would say something. But you're forgetting an important part about this. So I won't say anything until you figure that out." I said.
"What?" Todoroki asked sounding annoyed.
"Hey, I'm not supposed to just give you the answer now am I?" I asked.
"... Fine." He muttered before looking at Yaoyorozu, "C'mon start making things." He ordered.
"... Sure. No problem." Yaoyorozu muttered.
... At this rate. This will be a failure, Yaoyorozu has lost most if not all of her confidence. It wasn't this bad during the Sports Festival... it must have been Uwabami's internship. I saw the commercial... remind me to slap her when I see her. Objectifying my friends how dare she.
Anyway, that's where it gets hard. How can I tell Todoroki that Yaoyorozu wants to say something... without telling him that?! Fine... I'll let this thing run it's course. The moment it's totalling I'll step in.
Todoroki, Yaoyorozu, and I are running down the road, all the while Yaoyorozu is making Russian dolls. All the while Todoroki is using his ice.
"Let me know is your Quirk is acting strangely at all." Todoroki said as he continued running, Yaoyorozu hesitated before following.
"I'd expect nothing less from you Todoroki." She muttered.
"What do you mean?" Todoroki asked.
"You were able to come up with a plan to use against Mr. Aizawa so quickly. You knew exactly what was best as soon as we started." She said sounding absolutely... sad.
"This is nothing." Todoroki, who can't read emotional cues even if it's brighter than neon lights, replied.
"No. You're wrong." Yaoyorozu said standing still... she stopped making dolls, "As students who got into U.A through recommendations, we started from the same place. But in terms of the practical skills that a hero needs, I haven't really managed to do anything that stands out. During the Cavalry Battle, I just followed your orders. And all I did for the tournament was beat Komori... then was thoroughly defeated the next round."
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I glanced upwards... Mr. Aizawa is right above us.
"Wait, Yaoyorozu, you stopped making those dolls!" Todoroki said, before looking around, "He's coming!"
"I'm sorry!" She said as I looked above him.
"If you know I'm here, then you should be acting." Mr. Aizawa said. Todoroki swiped his hand at him, but Mr. Aizawa dropped before his swing could hit, "I would suggest that you prioritize evasion since I've taken your power from you."
"Yaoyorozu, Midoriya. GO!" Todoroki yelled fighting Mr. Aizawa all alone.
Yaoyorozu flinched, before running away. I followed her close behind her.
We were running, but Yaoyorozu was breathing heavily, she's growing more and more hysterical by the second.
"M-Midoriya, w-what should I do? What's the right answer?! W-Where's the exi-"
*Whack*
I slapped her across the face, she landed on her butt while clutching her cheek. "You were getting hysterical. Take a moment to breath."
"T-Take a moment?! Mr. Aizawa is coming!" Yaoyorozu countered.
"...*Sigh* Make me a smoke bomb... we need to talk." I said.
"But..."
"Or we could talk in the open. Either way, we're talking." I replied.
"... O-Okay." She said as she handed me a smoke bomb from her forearm. I heard Mr. Aizawa leap towards us, so I pulled the pin and drop the bomb onto the ground. Once the smoke has risen I pulled her far away from him.
"This should be far enough. Okay, what's wrong?" I asked.
"N-Nothing's wrong." She replied.
"I already know what's wrong, but I want to hear it from you. What's wrong with you?" I asked again.
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"I-I don't think I'm worthy of coming here. I got in on recommendations... but I feel like I don't deserve it. If anything you deserve it more than me-"
"That's a steaming pile of bullshit and you know it." I said which quieted her down. "Dude, I'm lazy as shit. If I had gotten in on a recommendation, then I would have questioned the criteria for that award, because I'm the least deserving. As for you, you're way more deserving than I am."
"B-But you're-"
"You're equal if not greater than I am in terms of intellect. Not to mention your Quirk is way more versatile than mine, and above all else. You give 100% of your effort 100% of the time. Sure I may be stronger in terms of strength and speed, but last I checked, you don't go down in like 5 strong hits or something along those lines... I could be highballing even." I said as I gripped her shoulders, "You're our Leader, our Class Rep, and above all else the top of the fucking class. Show some confidence girl!"
"O-Okay!" She stuttered.
"Now, repeat after me. 'I am amazing'!" I said.
"I-I am amazing!" She repeated.
"I am going to be a hero!"
"I am going to be a hero!"
"I will go out there and beat Mr. Aizawa's ass!"
"I will go out there and beat Mr. Aizawa's... butt."
"Louder and more feeling! I WILL GO OUT THERE AND BEAT MR. AIZAWA'S ASS!"
"I WILL GO OUT THERE AND BEAT MR. AIZAWA'S ASS!"
"THAT'S WHAT I'M FUCKING TALKING ABOUT!" I yelled before letting her go, "Now, let's find that dead weight known as Todoroki, he deserves a slap too."
"Right." She said as we headed outside. Only to see Mr. Aizawa stand in front of us.
"Nice pep talk there Midoriya... but I'm afraid you're not going anywhere." He said as he glared at us.
"Think you can handle him, or should I?" I asked.
"You can't attack or else you'll get an instant failure." She said sounding more confident. "So shield your eyes!" She yelled as she threw her dolls at him. He slashed one of them, revealing a flash grenade that blinded him. We took that opportunity to run.
"I see, blinding Mr. Aizawa so he won't erase our Quirks, clever girl." I praised.
"His Quirk has been weakened because of the USJ incident. As such, I exploited it for an advantage." She said.
"Heh... that's why you're the president." I said as we caught up with Todoroki. Yaoyorozu untied him and slowly lowered him back to the ground.
"Todoroki make an ice wall!" Yaoyorozu yelled as Todoroki made a giant ice wall seperating us and Mr. Aizawa.
"Impressive, now what's ne-" I said before I saw Yaoyorozu open her costume to make something from her chest... Well that's something I didn't need or want to see.
"Is that Mr. Aizawa's scarf you're making?" Todoroki asked turning away as well.
"It is. I don't know the material it's made of or precisely how it's constructed, so it's not exactly the same. But I created my own version with a special material woven into it. Since this is a residential area, we must keep collateral damage to a minimum. And he moves his own restraining bonds so quickly. It makes it difficult to catch him. So, you see, here is my plan." She said as she explained her plan, all the while making the materials for said plan. I bowed out of it, mainly because it's their test, and it's their job to see it to the end. So I jumped onto a nearby rooftop that had a good view of the action.
"And here they go." I muttered to myself as the pair walked away with their cloaks. Mr. Aizawa noticed them and launched his capture scarf at them, however he snagged the manniquens they made and not them, so Yaoyorozu reached back and launched the catapult at Mr. Aizawa, Todoroki used his flames to activate the scarf's woven material Yaoyorozu mentioned earlier. The scarf encircled Mr. Aizawa, renduring him immobile. Slap on the handcuffs and it's game set and match.
"A little sloppy, but I'd say she's out of her slump." I said to myself as I jumped to catch up with them, "Good job you two." I said while ruffling their hair... it was hard to do since they were taller than me... stupid 5'5 height.
"It was thanks to you, that this all happened." Yaoyorozu said.
"Heck no, you did it. And because of it." I said as I pulled out my phone.
"'I WILL GO OUT THERE AND KICK MR. AIZAWA'S ASS!' I now have something to show everyone. Everyone will flip their lids when they hear you swear." I said with a smirk.
"D-Delete that immediately!" She exclaimed while trying to grab my phone, but my speed is second to no one.
"But we got to document this for the ages... oh and that reminds me." I said before walking up to Todoroki.
*Whack*
"OW!" Todoroki yelled clutching his cheek.
"I slapped her earlier, and what you did kinda caused all of this. So I slapped you. Fair is fair after all." I said with a smirk before looking at Mr. Aizawa, "So, question. Why didn't you storm the base to capture us. Nothing was stopping you?" I asked... I knew the answer, but I wanted to hear him say it.
"... I didn't know if you had laid traps there, so I played it safe and waited for you two to leave." He said.
"Okay, sure, you big so-"
*Fwip*
"Mmph."
"Finish that sentance, and you will be sentenced to Summer Camp from Hell, the Ninth Level." He threatened.
"I-I didn't commit treachery!" I exclaimed.
"Shouldn't you be getting to the next match?" Todoroki asked.
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"You right. See you later." I said before speeding off.
4/10. Almost halfway there.
"... How did you two even accomplish this?" I asked as I watched Uraraka and Aoyama hold onto the bar for dear life while Thirteen was using their Quirk.
"I don't know just help us!" Uraraka exclaimed.
"Come on, just figure out a plan. I can't really do much to help you." I said... I mean it's true. I can't attack because I'll get DQ'd. I can pull them up, but I'll be sucked into the blackhole... Thirteen will probably hold back, but I can't leave that to chance. So I'll just have to let them work for it. Wait... Idea.
"Hey, Uraraka, listen to this." I said as I pulled out my phone.
"'I WILL GO OUT THERE AND KICK MR. AIZAWA'S ASS!'."
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"Pfft.. wait, aaah!" She exclaimed before falling towards Thirteen.
"W-Wha-" Thirteen hesitated... checkmate, and another video opportunity.
Uraraka used her Gunhead Martial Arts against Thirteen slamming them onto the ground, all the while Aoyama surged in and grabbed their other arm. All the while Uraraka slapped the handcuffs on them.
"I figured you would hold back. You may be a 'Villain', but you're still a teacher. Sorry, but I needed to pass." I said with a smile... then Uraraka glared at me.
"W-What the heck was that for?!" She exclaimed.
"Okay, look. I'm sorry I threw you into the lions den. But I couldn't do it. Our else I'll get disqualified, and I couldn't give you a winning plan. So I... danced around the rules." I said.
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"You're lucky that worked out." Uraraka muttered, "But did Yaoyorozu really swear?"
"Oh heck yeah. I was giving her a pep talk, and she said that. It was AWESOME! Oh that's so going in the highlight reel." I said before glancing at the 3 of them. "Well, you three are done. Time for the next one." I said before walking off.
5/10 I'm halfway there... ohh living on a prayer, moisturizing hair, Gandalf at the fair, and all that jazz. Well it's time to deal with the other 5 rounds.
Oh this will be a pain in my butt.
"Okay, so, what do you wanna do?" Ashido asked Kaminari while we were running towards the exit.
"Ah, let's just run. Even if he does find us, he's tiny. I can take care of him with my electricity. Maybe you shouldn't even use your power. It might look bad if you melt the principal." Kaminari commented.
"I know, right?" Ashido asked.
... Okay, I can't take this anymore.
*Wham* *Whack*
"Oww!" They both yelled.
"You're both stupid." I muttered, "Do you really think it's going to be that ea-
*Bang* *BANG*
"Shoot, he's on the move." I said.
"HE?!" They both exclaimed as things started to fall behind us. The three of us began running away from the debri.
Interesting... I'm almost certain. While we're running, he's sealing off our exits... though he's not that cruel, so he'll probably leave one just to kick us in the teeth. However, the carnage has ended... for now.
"Kaminari, can't you just zap him or something?!" Ashido asked.
"I have no idea where he's hiding, and I don't wanna waste all my shots yet. Want me to end up brain dead?" He asked.
"Okay, you two use your anti-matter you call brains and think. He's destroying parts of the land, but can't be where the destruction is because he's small and frail. What could he be doing?" I asked... if talking in riddles in enough to give them a clue, then so be it.
"I don't know! Explosives?!" Kaminari asked.
"THINK INDUSTRIAL!" I yelled back.
"... A Wrecking ball." Ashido said.
"Give the kid a medal! We need to find the wrecking ball Principal Nezu is in and capture him." I said.
"But how?!" Kaminari asked.
"... By using up one of my freebies." I said as I squatted down, "Hop on."
They climbed onto my shoulder as I jumped into the air. By pure bull luck, I'm sailing in the direction of the wrecking ball. "Kaminari, you know what to do right?"
"Hell yeah!" He responded as we are getting closer and closer. "Alright!" Kaminari yelled as he kicked off my back and grabbed onto the wrecking ball, sending electricity through it shorting out the crane and leaving Principal Nezu helpless.
We climbed up the wrecking ball and saw Principal Nezu, sipping his cup of tea.
"Excellent job you three. You have defeated me." He said as Kaminari used the handcuffs on him, "However, you are down to one more free use of your Quirk Mr. Midoriya."
"I know, I'll use it wisely... or not at all." I said... though with All Might that would be difficult, but still, the hardest one in terms of not losing my mind is officially over... and it wasn't that bad now that I think about it.
"Well you two have fun figuring out how to get out of here. I have somewhere else to be." I said as I stepped out of the wrecking ball and sailed off.
I could hear 'Hey! Come back!' off in the distance. Ehh, they could figure it out.
6/10, and so far with not as much hiccups as I expected... but these next three will be hard... then the big bang. Bakugou, Monoma, and I against All Might. I can't lay a finger on him... so it's Bakugou and Monoma against All Might.
Help me...
"Let's avoid combat with Present Mic and head straight for the escape gate. Sound good?" Jirou asked as Kouda nodded his head. While not a bad plan... I can almost guarantee that Present Mic is at the exit already. Considering he can attack at a range with his stupidly loud voice he could just chill at the gate.
"YEEEAAAAAHHHHH!"
"Gaah!" I exclaimed as all three of us covered our ears.
"So loud!" Jirou muttered before looking at Kouda, "Kouda! You can control animals with your Quirk, can't you?" He nodded his head, "Okay, get some birds to attack him or something."
Kouda waved his hands around... well thank goodness I read a book on JSL, so I have a faint idea as to what he's saying. "Something something something, Present Mic's voice, something, animals run away." I recited. "Sorry my JSL is very slim. But I get what he's saying. The animals are scared of Present Mic's loud voice so that won't be much help in this scenario."
"His shouts make me feel like my eardrums are gonna burst. He's not just better than I thought he'd be. He's like a super powered death amp. A speaker of doom." She said before we continued running towards the exit. "There's no way we can get close to him. And even if we could he'd probably see us coming. I bet he's just standing at the gate waiting for us!"
"COME OUT! I'M GETTING BORED!"
"I don't think I can... take it anymore!" Jirou exclaimed... because of her Quirk, her hearing is more sensative than Kouda and I's. This is a bad match up for her... why did I do this!
"HURRY UP ALREADY!"
Then the shouting stopped. "Any more of this and we might go deaf. What now?" Jirou asked then she looked at the rock, "Hey Kouda! You control bugs and stuff, right? Look at this! An ally!"
Kouda paled and shrieked. Jirou held out the ant to him again, he then ran away. "So... he doesn't like bugs." She muttered.
"THERE YOU ARE!" Present Mic yelled.
Jirou used her jacks to try and cancel out Mic's shout. It wasn't much, but it was something.
"Do you have a plan Kouda?" Jirou asked but Kouda shook his head, "Gah, what about you Midoriya?"
"Even if I did, I couldn't tell you." I said while picking at my pounding ears.
"LET'S MAKE SOME NOISE!"
I'm half tempted to just distract Present Mic, bite the bullet and let them pass... but no. This is their fight.
"Kouda. Just tell me if it's possible for you to control bugs or not, okay?" Jirou asked.
Kouda gave a thumbs up.
"Good." She said as she shattered the boulder with her jacks, revealing a bunch of bugs. Kouda shrieked in fear, "I know it's scary bu-"
"HEEY!"
"Our opponent is way to strong! This is the only thing I can think of!" She exclaimed, "If you can pull it off, we still have a chance. You can do it. You wanna be a hero, don't you? If so, then we gotta pass!"
I... don't need to step in. Even if my ears are dying.
Kouda, after getting over his internal dilemna rushed over to the bugs and squatted down, "Go on, tiny ones, hear my call, now is the time for you to take out the man who's responsible for all this terrible noise..."
"You can talk?!" Jirou and I asked.
It took a minute, but we can hear Present Mic shriek in fear, the bugs got to him. Kouda carried Jirou towards the exit.
"Not bad, and to think... I was contemplating running far away and taking Present Mic's throat blasts to the face. But thankfully I didn't need to." I said while patting Kouda's shoulder, "Good job there."
He smiled and nodded. Oh, there's Present Mic and the army of bugs coating his leg. I swiftly took a picture for blackmail purposes,"I don't see what the problem is though... I think bugs are cool." I said as I let a snail climb onto my hand. I smiled before setting them onto the ground so they can live out the rest of their snail days.
Well my ears are ringing, and I can't stop by Recovery Girl... Looks like I'll have to deal with it for the next 3 matches.
*Bang* *Bang* *Bang*
"Shoji. Midoriya. At this rate, we'll be trapped here forever!" Hagakure exclaimed.
"Don't worry. He's only one man. Still, escaping this will be a Heruclean task. The only advantage is that our opponent's movements are slowed because of those weights." Ojirou said, before Snipe tossed out a smoke grenade.
"A smoke bomb! He's trying to blind us. But at least it's going to affect his vision at the same time." Shoji muttered.
"I can still sense your presence here." Snipe said as he was still firing off shots.
Shoji and I bolted once the pillar crumbled after being shot at so many times. Hagakure was gone, using her stealth ops to their advantage. Shoji must have noticed as well because he rushed out towards Snipe... clever, stealing off of Snipe's attention.
I ran behind him and followed him towards Snipe. Shoji was held at gun point. However I saw a floating pair of handcuffs zoom towards Snipe.
"There I got him!"
My perfect video moment senses are tingling. I pulled out my phone and started recording at the perfect time, Hagakure pulled on the cuffs causing Snipe's elbow to brush against her breast. An awkward moment ensued before Hagakure got mad.
"MR. SNIPE YOU PERVERT!" Hagakure yelled.
"It was an accident! I couldn't see ya! I didn't do it on purpose! I promise! Forgive me! I would ne- MIDORIYA ARE YOU RECORDING THIS?!" Snipe yelled.
"Heck yeah. This is going in the highlight reel." I said.
*Bang*
He shot his gun at my phone, but I pulled it away in time.
"Nice try." I said waving my phone around.
9 shots, 9 misses, "You're really not good at this are you?"
"Dangnabbit! GIVE IT HERE!" He yelled.
"Nope, sorry. Gotta go, bye!" I exclaimed before running off.
One more before the final mission. Let's do this.
"LOOK OUT! YOU CAN'T GET TOO CLOSE TO HER!" Sero yelled taping Mineta and sending him away, before Midnight opened his mask and filled his nostrils with her Quirk 'Somnambulist'. Sero quickly fell asleep, causing him to fall onto her lap.
"Hold on, time out." I said before holding out my phone and got ready to take a picture. Midnight noticed and posed above him. More blackmail! "Okay, time in!" I yelled as zoomed over to grab Sero and get him out of here.
"H-HEY!" Midnight yelled.
"Two freebies!" I yelled back... but that means I'm out of freebies. So I'll have to fight All Might without my Quirk or I'm done for.
In retrospect, I should have abandoned Sero.
I rushed Sero back to where Mineta landed. Once there I laid him down and tried to wake him up.
"Sero... Sero. Sero! WAKE UP YOU IDIOT!"
*WHACK!*
"Oww!" He exclaimed gripping his face.
"Good, that's what you get for not thinking ahead." I muttered, "Jeez, you made me use my last freebie on you... OH MY GOSH MINETA WHAT'S WITH YOUR EYES?!" I exclaimed as he frantically wiping the blood out of his eyes... was he that jealous?! "Did you know, that in Dante's 9 circles of hell, those who are infatuated with lust have to deal with storming winds with no rest?" I asked.
"N-No?" Mineta muttered.
"Well now you do. Now in my version. Lust is level 9. So FOCUS ON THE FREAKING MISSION!" I yelled before slapping the both of them. "Gosh... I just one more team. Just one more team like Iida's, Jirou's and Tsu's team. Is that too much to ask for. Team with an actual plans and not just rushing in there like blind idiots?" I muttered.
"There you all are." Midnight said as she brandished her whip.
"Hey Sero, a riddle. What's white, sticky, and can save us in this scenario?"
"Oh I can think of one." Midnight said.
"I'm sorry, is your name Sero? No? Didn't think so." I said before looking at him.
His eyes widened in realization, as he made three strips of tape for us, and placed his over his mouth. I smiled and nodded. "It's not giving him the answers if he figures out what we need this for." I said as I placed mine over my mouth as did Mineta.
"Interesting plan. But do you really think you can fight me in a state of sufforcation?!" Midnight asked as she flicked her whip at us.
I didn't even need to tell Mineta what to do. He instantly used his Quirk to trap Midnight's whip on the ground and bind her hands to it by throwing a ball at the handle. She couldn't let go, or pull out her whip. She couldn't stop us from escaping.
All three of us escaped. Once we were out the gate I pulled off the tape and breathed in some air. "Not bad... took a bit of work on my end. But not bad, and I have more blackmail." I said as I flashed Sero the picture. He and Mineta looked mad... for completely different reasons.
Aaannd that's my cue to jet. This is the final match. Let's see how much of a disadvantage I'm at.
I used up all of my freebies. So if I use my Quirk I'll fail. I can't hit All Might with my Quirk or I'll fail. While I could... in terms of loopholes, can attack All Might without my Quirk... that won't do much of anything. And above all else I can't leave or else I'll... you guessed it, fail.
So in order for me to pass, I need either Bakugou or Monoma to escape. And knowing Bakugou's desire to be the best, he'll want to fight All Might, and Monoma would probably run, but with All Might's speed he could just catch up to him and take him down instantly. Man, why do I have to deal with hard and difficult scenarios. Well... I've come this far.
I can't fail now.
*End of Chapter*