*Midoriya's P.O.V*
"Thank you come again." The clerk at the international grocery store said with a bow, as I made... at least I'm certain that I made the biggest string of purchases that store has ever seen. Everything I need is in my hands... in a bunch of plastic bags... and now I have to run back to the campsite... yeah I should have thought this through.
"And I would walk 500 miles, and I would walk 500 more. Just to be the guy who cooks a mexican buffet for Itake and others. Yeah that doesn't work... at all..." I muttered as I walked down the highway in the middle of night-morning, carrying semi-frozen meat and a few other metric tons of ingredients to feed 40 people. On the plus side... I don't really need to train as hard as the others, so I can spend the rest of my days cooking.
A few miles later I made it back to the campsite. And it's currently... 12:20 AM. I should not only cook dinner, but also make Itake, and the others some breakfast. I opened the fridge to see a boat load of eggs... Omelettes it is then... actually hold on, just to be sure.
IM: Any vegans around here?
KB: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU AWAKE AT 12:30 A-FUCKING-M?!
IM: Just answer the question Bakugou.
Everyone said no, with a mix of explatives, and fuck yous.
TA: So long there is no frog legs I'm good.
IM: Well thank goodness I'm not cruel and heartless. I'm just making Omelettes for you jerks.
IM: Let it be known, that I, Izuku Midoriya would get up in the dead of night-morning to cook for you jerks, and I get no thank you in return. I'm so generous.
TI: Midoriya, thank you for your effort in cooking us breakfast in the really early mornings.
IM: Thank you, see why can't any of you be like Iida and Tsu?
KB: I swear to whatever God you worship.
IM: None.
KB: I swear to whatever Universe you worship. I will fucking kill you if you DON'T LET ME SLEEP!
IM: Okay, see you guys in 10 minutes so I can interrupt your sleep again.
I left the 1-A chat and moved to Kendou and I's personal chat.
IM: Are any of you in 1-B vegans by any chance?
IK: It's 12:30 in the morning.
IM: Yeah, it's called being a good person and making you all food to fuel your bodies. So vegans or no?
IK: Give me a second.
IK: No one.
IM: Good. I'm making Omelettes.
IK: I'd like mine with chili please.
IM: Aight.
Alright, Let's get cooking!
IM: Hey I'm here in ten minutes as promised.
KB: FUCK YOU!
*Knock* *Knock* *SLAM*
"GAAH!" Everyone yelled.
"Alright you jerks and Kouda, up and attem. And eat your breakfast." I said as I laid out two platters containing 29 omelettes, "They have different things, so feel free to fight to the death for them. As for me, I'm heading over to the girls side." I said before walking back to the kitchen to grab the remaining omelettes before walking to the girls side.
*Knock* *Knock* I didn't slam the door open this time.
"Up and attem, breakfast is here." I said as I placed the platter of omelettes in the middle of the girls room. "They all have different things, fight amongst yourselves over them, except two of them have chili, and one has mushrooms. One of the chili omelettes are for Kendou, and the mushroom one is for Itake. Kick rocks, I'm going to start on dinner." I said.
"Dinner? It's 5:00 Am?" Kendou asked.
"Yeah, the dinner I want to make takes hours to prepare. So you better appreciate me." I said before walking back to the kitchen.
... Was that too direct? Is that what people who have crushes on others do? Am I doing too much? Am I doing too little? Am I being too overbearing? Man... crushes are complicated. Why can't it be a cut and dry 'Hey, I like you. Want to go see a movie?' Or something along those lines?
Well I can't say that... I'm pussyfooting around this myself. And I don't wanna be a hypocrite. A-Anyway, I should be cooking.
I was tending to the massive pots on the burners, then Mr. Aizawa entered the kitchen. "Come on outside Midoriya." Mr. Aizawa said.
"In a minute." I said as I lowered the heat the pots are cooking in. "Alright coming."
"Today, real training camp begins. Ideally, you will emerge stronger. Strong enough that you will acquire your provisional licenses. More specifically, there's a growing hostile force out there. Through this, you'll be prepared to face it, so stay sharp and work hard." Mr. Aizawa said before tossing me a ball. "To start... here Midoriya. Try throwing this. Last time right after school started, your record was 503 meters. How much have you grown since then?"
I nodded and began taking off my weights. "I threw it for 10% of my power last time. So to keep a good track, I'll stick to there." I said as I stretched my arm and pulled back. "Shinkuu... HADOUKEN!" I yelled as I launched the ball far into the forest.
"710 meters." Mr. Aizawa said while I put my weights back on. "Now Bakugou, you throw this time." Mr. Aizawa said as he tossed Bakugou a ball, "Your record was 705.2 Meters, let's see how much you've grown."
Bakugou stretched before pulling back, letting out his battle cry, "GO TO HELL!" As the ball sailed into the forest.
"753.9 meters." Mr. Aizawa said.
"It's far, but not as far of an improvement as Midoriya." Sero said.
"That's because of my weights. I'm constantly using my Quirk just to be able to move in them." I said.
"Correct. You all have been through a lot these past three months. Undoubtibly you've all grown. But it's only your techniques and minds that have matured. Well, and your bodies a bit. But as you've all seen, your Quirks haven't caught up with the pace. Starting today, you'll improve your Quirks. This'll be so harsh that you'll wish you were dead, so do your best to not die." Mr. Aizawa warned.
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...
Awesome.
"Oh, and Midoriya, these are for you." Mr. Aizawa said as he handed me a box. Inside are... weights. "These are not like your current weights. They are 750 kgs per." Mr. Aizawa said.
"So three tons total?" I asked as he nodded. I took off my current ones and put these ones on. "They don't weight anything..." I muttered.
"Oh right... Uraraka. Let them go." Mr. Aizawa said.
"Right, release." She said as my arms fell down to my sides... Okay, there's the weight. It's not like when I first got my first upgrade. While I'm not as fast as I was with my 2 tons total, I can still walk with these.
"Alright, I dig them." I said as I began walking around. "Well, I'll be getting back into the kitchen now."
"Oh no you don't." A gruff voice behind Mr. Aizawa said. Oh great.
"Lock on with these stylish gazes!" Mandalay said.
"We've come to lend a paw and help!" Another member of the 'Wild Wild Pusscats', Ragdoll said.
"Coming out of nowhere..." The biggest member, Tiger said.
"Stingingly cute and catlike!" Pixie-Bob said, before they all got into a group pose.
"Wild Wild! Pussycats!" They exclaimed.
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...
"Well I'm going to cook now." I said.
"W-Who do you think you are?" Pixie-Bob asked.
"I'm the guy who plans to cook for everyone in the camp. And the stuff I'm making requires precision and timing. Heck, I'm pushing it just by coming out here for the explanation. So... bye!" I said as I used One for All at 13% to speed out of there. I only ran for 3 seconds before Tiger zoomed in front of me.
"Too slow!" He said before throwing a punch, a punch I blocked and returned with a kick to his stomach. He blocked it and let out an 'Oof' before I began running again. "It's going to take more than that to stop me-"
"Arf Grr..." I turned to see Polterpup growling at Tiger, he jumped in fear before rushing back a few feet.
"Atta girl Polterpup!" I said with giving her a pat on the head. She then followed me back into the kitchen so I can finish preparing dinner.
*Bang* *Bang* *Bang*
"Oi Nerd! When's dinner comin'? We're starving out here!" Bakugou so rudely asked.
I walked over to the door.
"It'll be ready, WHEN IT'S READY!" I yelled before slamming the door. He's lucky the food is almost done... just a few minutes.
Aaaaannnddd... done. I put all of the food onto a rolling table and opened the door.
"Alright you ungrateful dirtbags. Excluding; Itake, Kouda, Yaoyorozu, Kendou, Tsu, Iida, Shiozaki, and Uraraka. Dinner's on. What we have here is various mexican dishes ranging from 'Tamales', 'Menudo', 'Pozole', 'Mole Poblano' sweet and spicy variants, and that's about it." I said as I pushed all of it in front of them. They all shot up and rushed towards the table. I stood in front of them waving a wooden spoon around menacingly. "I want you all to line up. The previously mentioned names line up first in that order, the rest can line up after them." I said as I waited for the previously mentioned names lined up in the order I stated, before the others lined up. "Alright... everything seems to be in order. Now go 'head." I said before standing aside.
Everyone took their respective servings. Yaoyorozu was allowed to get more due to her Quirk, aside from that it was pretty orderly. Probably because I was glaring at them and verbally daring them to step out of line and see what happened. They didn't dare to risk it. Once they and the staff here got their servings I grabbed my portion and sat with my class. Once I sat down I pulled out a pocket notebook from my... pocket.
"Hmm..." I muttered while looking over the list.
"What's that Midoriya?" Yaoyorozu asked.
"My list of food I want to make." I said as I handed her the list. "I made Mexican, Gumbo which is a part of American food culture... yes it exists, and Italian. Now all that's left is Indian, Russian, German, Sweidsh, various African dishes, and French cuisine." I said which got Aoyama's attention.
"You know how to make all of that?!" Everyone, including the staff exclaimed.
"It's amazing what books, and my young curiosity got me." I said.
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"DIBS!" Pixie Bob yelled before Mr. Aizawa wrapped his scarf around her and dragged her back.
"Thanks." I said as he nodded, "Anyway I need to pick what to make tomorrow... Itake, what do you want?" I asked.
"Why does she get to pick?" Ashido asked.
"Do you really need to ask?" I asked, as my face heated up a little bit.
"Hmm... I want, Russian." She said.
"Ooh, adventurous. I like that." I said as I finished off my dinner. Thankfully those are easy and far less time consuming to make. I might actually be able to get some sleep tonight.
After that, we all returned to take a bath. Mineta tried to climb the freaking wall again, and failed miserably... again. Once all that was over with, and forcing Mineta to take another cold shower, we all returned to bed.
I laid down and rested my eyes for an hour... then my quiet alarm went off. Time to go shopping.
Now most people would say... maybe getting only an hour of sleep isn't a good idea.
But to that I say 'Utter Rubbish'!
"Thank you come again." The same clerk from yesterday said with a bow.
"I probably will." I replied before walking out and began heading back towards camp.
"I walk this empty street. On the Boulevard of Russian Eats. Where U.A sleeps. And I'm the only one I walk alone." I sang as I continued walking down the empty... road, towards the campsite. Thankfully the store had a sale tonight. So with my bags upon bags of ingredients I unlocked the kitchen and set the ingredients on the stove to begin cooking.
A few hours into the cooking process I completely forgot... breakfast for the crew.
IM: Cooking breakfast again. Any preferences?
KB: AGAIN?!
IM: I'm cooking breakfast for everyone excluding Bakugou. Any preferences?
No response.
IM: If no one answers I'll make you all a basic b*tch American Breakfast.
KB: DID YOU REALLY CENSOR YOURSELF ON TEXT?!
IM: Sorry, did someone say something?
TI: I prefer my eggs over easy.
TI: And I must agree with Bakugou this time, it's rather early for you Midoriya.
Before I could respond, another group chat has popped up. Uh Oh... it's Mr. Aizawa, the fuzz is here!
SA: Midoriya... I'm only going to say this once. Go to bed.
IM: A sorry *Bzzt* You're breaking up *Bzzzzzt*
SA: It's a text message.
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IM: Bye!
I silenced that chat and sighed with relief... he's going to give me heck tomorrow. Well, time to bug 1-B... specifically Itake.
IM: Hey, Itake, I'm making breakfast. Mainly a basic american breakfast. Want anything specific?
KK: It's super eraly. But... eggs, mushrooms, and french toast sounds nice.
KK: *early
IM: Got it. Now go back to sleep.
KK: ...
KK: You were the one who woke me up in the first place.
IM: A sorry *Bzzt* you're breaking up.
KK: You're such a goof. Bye.
I smiled to myself and set my phone aside... alright, for the second time.
Let's get cooking!
*Knock* *Knock* *Slam*
"You know the routine." I said as I set three platters full of breakfast on the ground. "I didn't bother making portions, so fight over it. Good luck, and don't kill each other... or touch my stuff. Or one of you will die. Looking at you Kamakiri."
"Why me?!" He exclaimed.
"I dunno. You were the first one I saw." I said before heading back into the kitchen. Part one is done. Time for part two.
*Komori's (Itake's) P.O.V*
*Knock* *Knock*
H-Huh?
"Breakfast is on." A voice said... I opened my eyes and looked toward the source of the noise. Midoriya. He laid out three big platters full of eggs, bacon, and pancakes... and two slices of french toast. "But first... a moment of silence for the fallen pigs and lost baby chickens who made this breakfast possible... okay that's enough. Uhh what else... Oh, the french toast is Itake's. Alright carry on." He said before leaving.
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...
He really did it.
"Haha, did you really doubt him?" Setsuna teased, jumping on the opportunity... did I say my thoughts out loud again!?
"I-I knew he would make breakfast for us-"
"Dude, it's obvious he's all over you. Look at you, getting the most powerful student wrapped around your fingers, *sniff* I'm so proud!" Setsuna said giving me an over-dramatic hug.
"H-He's just being nice... and he forgot the mushro-"
"Oh hold on, I forgot. Here, your mushrooms." He said handing me a plate of grilled mushrooms... with garlic herb butter on them, before leaving.
"You were saying?" She teased with a smirk.
"... Okay, he's perfect." I muttered.
"Then stop teasing him, and more importantly. Stop letting him tease you, and confess. If this is not signs of him liking you back, then I don't even want to know what the signs of him liking you are. Like what? Him carving out your name on the fucking moon?!" She asked.
"Don't say that. He will probably do it if it's mentioned." Ashido said.
"Hah! Too right!" Jirou said.
"So?" Setsuna said.
I took a deep breath.
"Alright, after training. He'll be cooking all day probably." I said.
"You better... this is starting to get painful. And my betting deadline is coming up." She said.
"Y-You bet on me?!" I exclaimed.
"Hell yeah! It was all Ashido's idea. So do it for me!" She exclaimed.
"... I'm doing it tomorrow." I said.
"RUDE!"
*Midoriya's P.O.V*
"I think I was getting too obvious. Dang it, that will completely undermine the plan I have. Oh well, I still have a chance." I said to myself as I gave Polterpup her breakfast. I recieved word from a red cat lady... in exchange for grilled fish, that we're having a 'Test of Courage', tonight. That will be perfect. It took even more fish to rig it so Itake's turn was last. Needless to say I'm cooking a lot of fish, along with actual dinner.
Man, this is going to be a bit of a pain. Worth it.
Wow, I never thought those two sentence would be said... or thought, by me in that order.
"OI FUCK FACE WE'RE STARVING!" Bakugou yelled while banging on the door again.
"Really, again?!" I yelled before opening the door just to whack him with the wooden spoon. "It'll be ready in a minute. SO GIVE ME A MINUTE!" I yelled before slamming the door in his face.
I made the finishing touches and brought the food out. "You know the drill. Do it." I said as everyone lined up orderly and single file. "Good. Alright, today's dinner is dishes made in Russia. Pelmeni, Beef Stronganoff, Cabbage Rolls, and Pirozhki. Alright, get to eating." I said as everyone orderly and calmly grabbed their share and sat down... man why can't it be like this every day?
After everyone was satisfied, it was time for Operation... I can't believe I'm saying this but Delta Alpha Trinity Echo. 1-B is up first thanks to my bribe. All that's left is to bring out the big guns. The big guns being a triple decker cake.
... Too much? Too little? Well I can't really back out now, it would be a waste. Now all that's left is to wait for the signal from Mandalay.
*30 minutes later*
"Everyone!" Mandalay said.
Here's the signa-
"We're being attacked by two villains. It's possible that there are more! Everyone who can move, get back to camp immediately!" Mandalay ordered.
What?! Oh no... Itake. Everyone!
I set the cake aside, ripped off my weights, and grabbed my emergency gift All Might gave me... now is a pretty big emergency.
I ripped it open... it held a flare gun, and another note. 'Should the situation call for it. Shoot the flare off, you only have one shot make it count.' The note read. I can handle these villains.
"Polterpup, stay here... don't follow me." I said as I sprinted out of the kitchen. I then ran up the trail that leads up to the mountain side for a better view.
"... with a nice view, and I ended up finding a face not on our list." I slowed my run to a stop... a villain, walking towards that kid that Mandalay and Pixie Bob were taking care of.
"Hey!" I called out which got both the kid and the masked man's attention. "Get the hell away from him!" I yelled.
"Oh? And what would you do-"
*SLAM*
"I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SHIT!" I yelled as I lifted his unconscious body over my shoulder. "Kid... get to somewhere safe." I said.
"B-But-"
"GO!" I yelled before looking over the cliff side. Blue fire, and purple mist.
"I'm REALLY pissed off right now."
*End of Chapter*