*Midoriya's P.O.V*
"Hello, party for... 47?" The waiter asked.
"48." I said as Polterpup barked... we couldn't really leave her at the apartment... she would just phase through the door and come with us. Thankfully this place is fine with dogs.
"Okay, 48." She said as she picked up 48 menues and brought them to the massive amalgamation of 15 different tables... yeah Mom rented out this whole place... All Might chipped in.
See, I would have been fine with the 44 of us, including Bakugou's parents because Mom invited them, but Mom decided to go the extra mile and invite not only All Might, but Aizawa, Midnight, and Present Mic. Two of those three were happy to be here, one was dragged here by the aforementioned two. He looks so done and I love it.
"So why here of all places?" All Might asked.
"Because, this place, is by far the best burger joint in all of Japan. No and, ifs, or buts about it." I said as we walked to see a bunch of tables pushed together to satiate all 45 of us. Itake sat to my left, and my Mom and All Might sat to my right. Once we all ordered our food, and it was brought out... it was time for me to achieve the actual reason I wanted to come here.
I picked up my burger and caressed the sesame seed bun, "Hey..." I greeted as everyone looked at me like I was weird, "And that's when I began to pray: Lord, show me how to say no to this. I don't know how to say no to this. But my God, she looks delicious. And my body's saying 'Hell yes'."
"Nerd, do you really have to do musical foreplay, with a fucking burger?" Katsuki asked.
"Yes... this was the pure reason why I chose to come here. Because this place is so bad for me, but it's so delicious." I said with a smirk before biting into it.
"Damn Kinoko... you have competition with a burger." Tokage said with a smirk.
"My love to this burger is like my relationships in middle school." I said as I finished it, "Non-Existant."
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"What?" I asked.
"How... did you finish that so fast?!" Mina asked, as Momo finished hers.
"Like that." I said pointing at her. And the minute I pointed at her, she let out a burp.
"O-Opps, S-Sorry." Momo said.
"Ehh, 6/10." I said.
"I agree, pretty amateurish. This is how it's done." Katsuki said before letting out a bigger burp.
"Katsuki!" Aunt Mitsuki exclaimed.
"Not bad, not bad." I said, "But watch this." I said as I took a swig of soda, letting it sit for a second, before letting a bigger burp.
"Damn it!" Katsuki exclaimed.
"Boys... I'm disappointed..." Mom said looking mad.
"Thank you, someone is stop-" All Might said before Mom raised a hand at him.
"Let a pro show you how it's done..." She said as she prepped herself before letting out a massive burp.
The whole group was silent, before Katsuki, Mom, and I let out uproarous laughter. "That's my Mom!" I exclaimed feeling the most proud I've ever felt.
"I-Inko!" All Might exclaimed.
"Oh don't even try All Might, Mom is the master, she taught Katsuki and I everything we know. She's the coolest Mom ever." I said.
"Fuck yeah! You should take notes hag!" Katsuki said which earned him a smack.
"She's the Mom every house needs." I said, "She's not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed."
"What a mad banquet of darkness." Fumikage siad.
"You know what Fumikage? You're such a Sacapuntas, you sacapuntas." I said.
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"What did you say to him?" Itake asked.
"I called him a pencil sharpener." I said which made her laugh.
"O-Of all things?" She asked.
"That's the only thing in Spanish I know that isn't food." I said, "Anyway, not that we're on the topic of my Mom's awesomeness, this reminds me of a story of when Katsuki and I were playing Hero Smash Beta."
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"OH! I remember that! That was badass!" Katsuki said.
"What happened?" Ochako asked.
"So here's the story. It was before Katsuki became a massive prick with his 'Inferiority Complex' so when we were five. The newest fighting game of Pro Heroes came out. It was Katsuki's birthday, so Aunt Mitsuki invited me and Mom to his birthday party." I said.
"I opened the present, and challenged the nerd to a battle. We had our fair share of wins and loses, but in comes Aunt Inko." Katsuki continued.
"She. Whooped. Ass. Half of her battles were flawless victories, the combos she did were absolutely incredible. There was one time where Katsuki and I had to team up on her, and her win percentage was above 500." I said.
"It took us 3 fucking years to finally beat her. The nerd begged Aunt Inko to buy it for him so he could practice to beat her." Katsuki added.
"But that backfired, because I played while they were in school. Couldn't let them beat me that easily." Mom said, "The reason I was that good was a during my pregnancy with Izuku, I played 'Hero Smash Alpha' to work through the labor pains. My best character was Best Jeanist."
"Mine was Miruko." I said.
"Mine was Edgeshot." Katsuki said.
All Might was dismayed. "No one played as me? I was certain I was in both those games."
"Uhh... ahem... Uhh, I hate to break it to you All Might... you weren't all that good." I said.
"W-What?" All Might asked.
"A lot of the 'heavy' characters aren't good. Sluggish, and very easy to hit and combo. Katsuki and I tried to play as you... but it didn't work out at all." I said, "They couldn't have you be as good as you really are, so they nerfed you a lot."
He hung his head in shame, "I-I see..."
"But I think you got buffed in Hero Smash Omega." I said, "Hmm, got any more stories Katsuki?" I asked.
"Let me fucking think, Oh, remember the time she cussed out Endeavor on T.V?" He asked.
"She what?" Shoto asked.
"Oh yeah... let me tell you something." I said as I placed a hand on the table, "This happened when I was 11, back when rent wasn't 10 million yen a day. Anyway it all started when Endeavor attacked a villain near our apartment. Mom and I were watching T.V, which was by the patio. So while we were watching T.V, a villain, who can stick onto walls, was latched onto our glass patio door. Endeavor... being the best villain in regards safe Quirk use, unleashed a massive fire blast at the villain, he jumped out of the way, but hit our patio door. The door shattered, and being the awesome Mom she is shielded me from any glass." I said, which got shocked gasps from everyone.
"He did?" Itake asked.
"Yeah, but that's not the best part." I said. "You should have seen her, she was livid with maternal rage. So she stormed out of the building, I followed her with concern, and when we got down Endeavor caught the villain and was talking to the press. The broke through the press and pointed directly at his face... and she. Went. Off on Endeavor. She was yelling at him, scoulding him with a swear in between every word. He was shocked, and didn't know what to do, so he just took it to the face. The recording made it out, but it was swiftly taken down, and no trace of it was ever recovered." I said... but a smile was ever present on my face.
"... Don't tell me." Katsuki and Shoto said.
"Except I recorded it!" I said, "Mom and I didn't exactly have a lot of money, so we had an old fashioned T.V. People say VHS is an outdated medium. But to that I say, peanuts!"
"Do you still have it?" Shoto asked.
"Who do you think I am? Of course I have it." I said, "That's a gold mine right there. But people don't have VHS systems any more, so I went the extra mile and converted the contents of the VHS to a DVD. I took care of it like it was worth millions of dollars... because it is."
"... I want to see it." Shoto said.
"Oh we will my friend... oh we will." I said with a smirk, "Oh, and that's Endeavor's son."
"He is?!" Mom asked as Shoto tensed up, "I am so sorry..."
It was only a matter of time before someone asked, "What is wrong with Endeavor?" It was Tsunotori.
"Let me tell you." Mom, myself, and Todoroki said.
"Jinx, you both owe me sodas." I said, "But go on ahead, Shoto. It has more impact when you say it."
"With pleasure." He said as he stood up and took a deep breath.
"Oh shit, he about to go off." I said as I held out my phone to record him... this is definitely going on the highlight reel.
Then Mr. Killjoy, I mean Aizawa stepped in.
"Okay, that's enough." He said.
"Boo! How dare you be the voice of reason?!" I exclaimed.
"Well, ONE OF US!" He exclaimed looking at All Might, Present Mic, and Midnight specifically, "Had to."
"But... the highlight reel." I muttered.
"Tell another story!" Tokage exclaimed, long forgetting her dinner.
"Hmm... Mom, you got a story?" I asked.
"Umm... Oh, how about the time you and Katsuki got stuck together?" Mom asked.
"Oh! That was fucking hilarious!" Aunt Mitsuki said.
"Oh this I got to hear." Tooru said.
"So, the two boys were playing hero and villain, Izuku was the villain and Katsuki was the hero. Anyway, Katsuki finally caught up with Izuku and instead of saying he was captured, he pulled out a pair of real life handcuffs to make it seem like he was a hero capturing the villain. Katsuki... somehow had one end of the cuffs on his right arm, because he cuffed Izuku's left arm. So Izuku was asking Katsuki, where's the key, and Katsuki said... and I quote, 'Villains don't get to escape'." Mom said.
"Izuku was freaking out asking Katsuki where's the key, because he really needed to pee, and Katsuki, realizing what he had done wrong was looking for the key to the cuffs... turns out the idiot lost them. So Inko and I took two hours to saw through the cuffs so Izuku could pee, he almost didn't make it, but rushed into the bathroom. You can guess what he found in the bathroom." Aunt Mitsuki said.
"I found the freaking key." I answered for them, "Maybe Mr. Warden, should have let me use the bathroom!" I yelled.
"Oh shut up... Ashley." Katsuki said with an evil smirk.
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"We do not talk about that." I said.
"Oh my god I forgot about that!" Mom exclaimed.
"What do they mean?" Itake asked.
"Nothing!" I exclaimed.
"Oh hell no, you're not getting out of this one." Katsuki said as Mom began telling the story.
"Remember how I said I used to play video games when I was pregnant with Izuku?" Mom asked as everyone nodded... there is no escpaing this now, "Well, I used to have a 'Nintendo 3DS'. Once Izuku was 3, I gave him my 3DS, and out of all of the games I had for the handheld, the two he loved the most were the games called 'Warioware'. It's a came that consists of playing a bunch of minigames that revolve around doing different things." Mom explained, "But one of the characters in the game is named 'Ashley', she's a 15 year old witch girl. Which became his favorite character."
"It's just that her theme song was amazing!" I countered... but they were having none of that.
"Oh yeah? Then why did you beg me during halloween to make you an Ashley costume?" Mom asked with a smirk.
"I-I deny all accusations." I said... but Mom pulled out her wallet and tossed out a photo at Itake... shit. It was a photo from the dreaded halloween party when I was 3.
"Aww!" Itake exclaimed as everyone... and I mean everyone rushed over to look. Which was met by more 'Awws' and a few laughs.
You know what... maybe I should force feed someone One for All and just die.
"Hey nerd. 'Whose the girl next door? Living in the haunted mansion'?" Katsuki teased.
... You know what, I'm owning my 3 year old self, "Better learn my name, because I am Aa-Ashley!" I said with a smirk, "And three year old me was the life of that party. I still have the tape."
"He does have a point there Katsuki, all the parents loved him." Aunt Mitsuki teased.
"Shut up! Everyone loved me!" Katsuki exclaimed.
"But one more tidbit about the Ashley thing, you know how Izuku would say 'What a drag'? Or 'Total Drag'?" Mom asked.
"He always does..." Kyouka complained.
"Well, he got that from Ashley." Mom said.
"No way..." Kendou said holding back laughter.
"Yeah, her games are called 'Total Drag' because they need you use the 'Touch Screen' to play the games." Mom said.
"Oh my god that's adorable." Itake said.
"L-Listen... 3 year old me thought it was a cool thing to say... then school lost my interest, and it... kinda stuck." I defended... then pleaded guilty immediately after.
Katsuki laughed at my embarrassment... but Aunti Mitsuki came to save the day.
"Don't think you're getting out of this Katsuki." She said, "If I recall... you two dressed as Kat and Ana the year after."
"Oh that's right!" Mom exclaimed, "Katsuki walked to my house and asked... and I quote, 'Which character in the stupid game was cuter? So I can beat Izuku!'. So I showed him Kat and Ana, he looked so content that he rushed back home to tell Mitsuki."
"I forced down my laughter and said 'Okay Katsuki, we'll make you that costume when Halloween rolls around again'." Aunt Mitsuki explained.
"But Kat and Ana are a duo... so you can guess what happens next." Mom said.
"Oh my god..." Mina said with a smile.
"Yup, we had Katsuki dress as 'Ana', and Izuku as 'Kat'. They were so embarrassed when they saw their matching outfits." Mom said as she threw out another photo for the class to see.
"Look at what you caused Katsuki!" I yelled.
"Me?! This was ultimately your fault!" Katsuki yelled.
"Well, you brought it up just to embarrass me... and now we're both suffering because of it." I said.
"Well it was funny when you did it! Now look what you made me do!" Katsuki said.
"Shut up Taylor Swift!" I yelled, "We spent this whole time talking about how awesome Mom is, at what cost? We destoryed all sense of coolness we had."
"You never had 'coolness' that isn't even a word!" Katsuki yelled.
"Excuse me-"
"WHAT?!" Katsuki and I yelled, which made the waitress flinch.
*WHACK* *WHAM*
"APOLOGIZE!" Both Mom and Aunt Mitsuki yelled.
We both stood up and bowed, "We're sorry."
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"Their moms are terrifying." Minoru said.
You don't even know the half of it.
The waitress said it was closing time. We asked for the check, then headed out with what little dignity we had left... then I felt something wrap around my shoulders.
"Well... I think you looked very adorable in those costumes." Itake said with a smile... "And those are going in the highlight reel." She said waving her phone around in my face.
"... I don't know whether to feel embarrassed of proud." I said.
"Alright lovebirds. Time to head home." Present Mic said.
"You are to be at the dorms tomorrow at 12:30, 1-B included. Don't be late." Mr. Aizawa said. We all nodded and parted ways for home.
Whelp... at least everyone knows how cool Mom is.
*End of Chapter*