(A/N: So many of you want a BNHA sitcom... and I am soo tempted to write one. Granted it'll have to be in the distant future because I have to research the fundamentals of a Sitcom, as well as I have other stories at the ready to take this story's place, when this story goes on hiatus when I reach the great wall of weekly shonen updates. Which I'm reaching... very fast. But I'll leave that decision to you all. Oh, and we're incroaching on 100,000, in fact as of uploading this chapter, we only needed 800 left. This story is on the way to overtake Servant as my most successful story. My first... and worst story... is my most popular. I feel like there's a metaphor for that... I got nothing though. Anyway, here's the chapter of the U.A Bunch!)
*Midoriya's P.O.V*
"Ooh baby it's time!" I said as I snuggled next to Itake, Eri, and Polterpup. La Brava and Gentle has just finished editing our amazing creation.
"I can't wait to see it!" Itake exclaimed, literally shaking with excitement.
Shiozaki was visibly upset... but was silently brooding. "I said I was sorry." I said to Shiozaki.
She didn't respond. I would say what happened... but that's literally episode 2, you can wait.
Gentle and La Brava popped in the C.D into the player and the screen started.
Episode 1: Pilot
"Bo bo doop bo do doop! Here's the story, of a boy named Izuku. Who was leading his own group of heroes. They had powers called Quirks. And bizarre attitudes. they are a bunch of weirdos." I sang.
Then it's Itake's line.
"Here's the story, of a girl named Kinoko. Who was busy with her own group of students. We were living in a dorm, without a care in the world, until the incident." She sang.
Together now!
"Until one day Izuku destoryed their dorm. And we knew what that meant for us. That this group, must learn to be together, because they are forced to be the U.A Bunch, the U.A Bunch, the U.A Bunch. That's the way we became the U.A Bunch." We all sang.
"Inventions by Mei Hatsume!" Mei exclaimed in the middle panel.
Believe it or not, that was Itake's idea.
The pilot begins with the entirety of 1-B staring at the crater, baffled.
"H-How did you manage this?!" Itake yelled as she and all of 1-B stood in front of the crash site.
"I-It was an act of mass hysteria!" I yelled back.
"You destroyed our dorm, and created a 50 foot crater!" Tokage yelled.
"It's 65 don't doubt my power!" I yelled back, "And I have an idea, why don't you just live with us?" I asked pointing to our dorms.
"What?!" They all yelled.
"Is that even allowed?" Kendou asked.
"Of course it is!" I yelled, "Okay maybe not... but better than being dormless. Come on, let's go." I said.
"But how? We don't have our stuff." Yanagi said.
"But your stuff is right there." I said pointing to the pile of furnature and other knick-knacks next to the crater.
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"How did we manage to miss that?" Monoma asked.
"I think we were too focused on the GIANT CRATER WHERE OUR DORM WAS!" Shoda yelled.
"Well what are we waiting for?" I asked as I stacked their furnature dangerously high and carried it all with one arm, "I was a waiter before coming here, so let's go!"
After not letting the tower of furniture tip once, we all headed to the door, "Welcome, to 1-A's dorm room."
*BOOOM*
"ICY-HOT!" Katsuki yelled as he and Shoto were fighting, while everyone is hiding behind the tipped over couches with military hard hats.
This... was the only wy to get Katsuki in the sitcom, his only demand was he'd get to fight Shoto every ultimately decided to make 5 episodes of our sitcom. Mainly because we won't have time to make a lot of episodes. That... and Mr. Aizawa would only agree to the fight if we limited it to 3 battles max. So it's the pilot, something stupid, and the finale, which is them leaving, which was yesterday by the way, but we decided to have a sitcom movie night.
(A/N: I originally wanted it to be a 5 episode run, but I changed it to three. Can't burn all my ideas for a potential sitcom oriented fanfic on a stupid filler chapter now can I?)
Needless to say, I'm writing the 'Something Stupid' episode. Seemed very fitting.
"Again?" I asked as I set their stuff down.
"AGAIN?!" They all asked.
I walked in and grabbed both of their arms, "At least try to show our new guests a good time." I said.
"New guests?" They both asked...
"Yes. I may or may not have-"
"No, you have." Itake called me out.
"Fine... I have, destroyed 1-B's dorms, so now they are rooming with us." I said as I flashed their stuff inside.
"I'm not having a roommate." Katsuki said.
"Neither do I." Shoto said.
There was an arguement amongst the boys. Time to be the mediator, "Now calm down everyone... we can settle this in a safe and fair manner-"
"Through fighting!" Katsuki yelled with mini explosions forming in his hands.
"Now that's not fair in the slightest... I would beat all of you in an instant, so instead..." I said as I pulled out sticks, "We draw lots. The ones with 1-11 will have a roommate and get to pick in that order, everyone else, congratulations." I said as everyone took a stick, "I got 1." I said.
Shoto got 2, Koji got 3, Mezo got 4, Tenya got 5, Mashirao got 6, Eijirou got 7, Denki got 8, Hanta got 9, Rikido got 10, and last but not least Katsuki got 11th.
"Hah! No only are you getting a roommate, you're getting the one we all don't want!" Hanta laughed as Katsuki lunged at him, only to be caught by me.
"Be a good sport Katsuki." I said as I tossed him aside, "I pick Bondo." I said.
Everyone picked their roommate... and by nonspoken collusion, Katsuki got Monoma.
Incoming commercial stuck right after the suspenseful scene because T.V marketing.
"Have you ever faced a villain that was... too difficult?" Mei asked.
Once, and he's in jail, but go on.
"If you have then Hatsume Industries is the place for you! Support Items, Weapons, a motorcycle WITH CUP HOLDERS!"
"I'M SOLD!" Kendou yelled out.
We all shushed her.
"WE HAVE IT ALL! So come on down! To Hatsume Industries!" She yelled.
"Warning, most items are prone to explode, use at your own risk." I said as a joke.
"OI!" She yelled as she threw popcorn at me.
"Hey! It was a joke!" I yelled.
"Oh fu-"
"Don't you say that word in front of Eri." I said.
Fun fact, him swearing wasn't in the script... neither was that, that was instinct.
"Yeesh, Papa Izuku coming in for the rescue." Eijirou commented.
After that agreement, I moved Bondo's stuff inside my room. My barren room. "So, welcome, make yourself at temporary home." I said as I placed Bondo's bed to the opposite side, then his dresser, then his other stuff. As I was placing all the stuff inside, Bondo just sat in his bed twiddling his thumbs. "So, you shy or something... no, that's a stupid question. You're the Koji of 1-B."
"I-Is that a fair comparison." He asked.
"Of course, you all are gentle giants, barely speak, and only speak when it's important." I said.
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"Valid." I said.
"But... if you want to do me a massive solid." I said as I pulled out a piece of paper.
"Help me think of pranks. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity."
That was the end of the pilot episode.
"That was... kinda boring." Denki muttered.
"Well yeah, it's the Pilot. You save the best jokes for the actual episodes." I explained, "But this... is my favorite." I said as I felt Shiozaki glare at me.
Episode 2: Divine Retribution.
"Let's see..." I listed off as I saw what was in front of me. "Gun loaded with blanks, check, thank you Hatsume. Rock used to breaking glass, check. Edible ink cartridges used for cake design in both red and black, check and check. Unsuspecting Holy Girl to scare the stuffing out of with my demonic black mouth? Ohoho! Check."
I rushed out of class to set up this prank... this will be so good.
I heard the door jingle, as well as an all too familiar voice that belonged to Shiozaki. Thankfully I locked the door. So I silently rushed to the glass door, and simultaneously shot the gun and threw a rock at the back glass door. I then popped open the red ink, and drenched my head with red edible cake ink. I then braced my precious tastebuds and stuffed my mouth with the black edible cake ink, as I laid face down on the ground.
"M-MIDORIYA!" That voice was luckily Shiozaki's, "Lord... please let him be okay!" She pleaded as she turned me over onto my back. I opened my mouth as I was turning, letting the black ooze leak out onto the floor.
"KYAAA!" She yelled as she shoved me away and scooted away, "D-D-D-D-DEMON!" She yelled.
I couldn't hold it anymore. "BAHAHAHAH!" I laughed as I spit out the ink.
"W-W-What?" She asked.
"Oh, it was a prank." I said as Shinso walked in, picked up the gun and looked at it. He then held it up to his head and pulled the trigger.
*Bang*
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"Blanks?" He asked.
"Ding ding ding." I said as I swished water and spat it outside the back. He walked over and picked up the cartridges, "Edible Cake Ink?"
"Yup." I said with a smirk, "Oh that was a work of geni-"
I was shocked when I saw the look of complete and utter rage on Shiozaki's face. "It was at this moment Izuku knew... he done messed up." Tokage said as Shiozaki stood up and walked towards me.
I was terrified, and that wasn't scripted, they didn't know that was a part of the sitcom, hell they didn't know I was planning, they thought we were doing this after class. She was legit angry, and I was legit about to piss my pants.
"N-Now let's be reasonable Shiozaki." I muttered as I backed up towards the wall. But she followed me to the wall. "L-Let's not get violent now Shiozaki..." I muttered but her look didn't change, "P-Please be gentle?"
She looked at me, her rage cooled... to nothingness. She backed off and turned around... but said this, "Sinners... will face Divine Retribution." She said before leaving.
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"That's Christian for... you're fucking screwed." Tokage said.
She was right, "I am screwed."
"It was nice knowing you Izuku." Itake said.
"Shiozaki... of all people, scares you?" Hanta asked with a smirk.
"Did. You. See those eyes?!" I asked, "She was by far the scariest one of you all."
"We're trying to watch here." Yanagi said.
"Sorry..."
Then it was the Mei's Commercial.
"Have you ever faced a villain that was... too difficult?"
Seriously?
"Mei, if you're going to hijack our screen time, at least make DIFFERENT COMMERCIALS!" I yelled.
"C-Commericals take creativity and time, so I just reused the same one." She said.
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"You're making my favorite episode look bad." I said.
"Oh, so you liked your punishment." Itake teased.
"Yeah! That's high quality entertainment. We'll have T.V stations lining up to sign my creative genius." I said.
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"Moving on." She said.
After that 'commercial' it cuts back to Eri sitting on the common room table looking over a notebook. This wasn't a hard role, just give Eri homework, ask for help, and explain it to her helpers. Mina and Denki had to help her with her homework. I made it intentionally difficult, and only those with a 12th level intellect can solve it. So Momo, Mei, Eri, Itake, Nezu, and I can solve it... oh and someone else, but that's for the act. So, hilarity will insue.
"Hey Eri." Mina greeted as she and Denki sat with her, "Need help?" She asked.
'Yes please..." She muttered.
"What do you need help on?" Denki asked as he and Mina looked at her paper.
Eri started explaining her intentionally difficult equation, as she was explaining Mina and Denki looked confused. La Brava was a genius and added a little graphic that caused mini math equations to fly around the screen. Added to their little hand gestures and confused looks, made it all the more hilarious. Denki even took a drink of apple juice, but it was a bit foamy, so it looked like he was downing alcohol.
Man, what a mood.
"Do you get it?" She asked.
"NO!" They both yelled.
"What is this? This is super advanced!" Denki yelled.
"What's super advanced?" Himiko asked sitting next to Eri.
"Just this math." Eri said as Himiko took a look.
"Oh this is easy." She said as she grabbed the pencil in front of them and walked her through it. Mina and Denki were shocked by how fast she solved it.
"Fun fact, that wasn't scripted, I just gave Eri hard as hell homework that she knew how to solve, but I told her to just ask for help and explain it to those unfortunate to ask. Which were you two." I said, "She's just the few people here with a 12th level intellect."
"Who are these few people?" Shoda asked.
"Umm... Eri, Itake, Momo, Mei, and Himiko." I said, "I'm 13th level. And Nezu is 14th."
"What about me?!" Tokage asked.
"You're like 11th." I replied.
"I dunno, she's our strategist." Itake said.
"I'll believe it when I see it first hand. And you learned from the best, but not everything, so there for you're a 12th level intellect. The Anti-Life Equation is yours." I said.
"Finally..." I muttered as I cleaned the ink out of the carpet, disposed of the gun, had to write a 15 page essay about how pranking a fellow student with demonic implications was bad... oh and the gun too but mainly the demonic implications, and replacing the glass door. I exited my ro-
"Good evening Midoriya." Shiozaki... with the voice that would strike fear into All for One himself, stood in front of me.
"H-Hello Shiozaki." I said even more scared. It's not like I can fight back, she's in the right here... and I don't want Mr. Aizawa to kill me.
"Forgive me for not noticing that you have a demon inside you." She said... I don't like where this is going, "Please allow me to preform an exorcism on you to... relieve you of your demon."
'I'm screwed.' I thought as she pushed me inside.
"Now... I would like you to remove your shirt." She said as she pulled out a incense sticks with the holder, and a 'Holy Bible'. I hesitantly pulled off my shirt.
Shiozaki had no reaction, but I heard a wolf whistle behind us. I turned to see everyone that was involved in the prank, walking in to watch.
"Whose idea was me taking off my shirt?" I asked.
"We needed fanservice!" Tokage yelled.
"It's a SITCOM! Not a reality t.v show! We don't need no fanservice." I said... then it hit me, "How did you get such good footage of this?" I asked.
"We snuck into your room while you were cleaning and turned on the cameras." Kodai said... yeah that would do it.
"Shush, I'm watching!"
She lit the incense and kneeled behind me, she said a prayer "…who prowl throughout the world, seeking the ruin of souls, Amen, it is time. Setsuna, my cross please." She said. I have a bad feeling about that, I feel even worse looking at the terrifying smirk on Tokage's face.
"Here you go, demons be gone!" She exclaimed.
"Correct, now, in the name of the holy father, demons! Begone from this child!" She yelled as she pressed the cross onto the back of my head.
"GAAH! IT BURNS!" I yelled.
"IT'S WORKING!" She yelled, and no, that wasn't acting, that was a genuine reaction, "BEGONE, DEMON!"
For once... having long hair was a good thing. Had that been on bare skin, it might have branded me. It took a few seconds, before I fell onto the floor.
"I have done a great service for you, Midoriya. Let this serve as a lesson to not fall for the devil's tricks." She said as she and everyone left.
"... Ow." I muttered as I rubbed the burned spot. After a boat load of aloe vera, I learned a good lesson that day.
Never. Prank. Shiozaki.
"That's what you deserved for pranking me!" Shiozaki yelled, "And I have blessed you, our heavenly father will surely forgive you."
"I'M AGNOSTIC!" I yelled back... before calming down, "At least we didn't go all 'Passion of the Christ' and busted out the whips. Because I would have actually fought back."
"You had a demon within your body!" Shiozaki yelled.
"So? He was just chilling, minding his own business-"
"Let's just watch the last episode." Itake threatened.
"Y-Yes ma'am." I muttered.
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"I take it back, she is top tier." Kyouka said with amusement.
"See?"
Episode 3: The Ultimate Showdown.
*Knock* *Knock*
"I have come with good new-"
*BOOM*
"YOU MOTHERFU-"
"FINISH THAT SENTANCE I DARE YOU!" I yelled as I dodged Katsuki's explosions.
"YOU MOTHER CLUCKER!" Katsuki yelled back aiming another explosion.
"COME OVER HERE AND SAY THAT TO MY FACE!" I yelled as I kicked him in the stomach, causing him to be sent flying into the couch.
"FU-FRICK YOU!" He yelled as he hopped off the couch.
"THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR EATING ERI'S APPLE PIE!" I yelled back.
"I TOLD YOU IT WAS THUNDERDOLT!" He yelled.
"I'LL BEAT HIM UP LATER!"
"STOOOOOP!" Principal Nezu yelled as Katsuki and I stopped immediately.
"G-Good afternoon Principal." I greeted as I slammed Katsuki onto the ground. "How are you this fine day?" I asked.
"I'm doing swell Mr. Midoriya, but I have something that pretains to 1-B." He said with a big smile, "The dorms shall be completed by 8:00 tonight. Please be ready to move in before then." He said before leaving.
Katsuki and I stopped fighting... and everyone stood from their crouched positions. A single thought was in all of our minds.
"FIGHTING GAME TEAM BATTLE!"
"HECK YEAH!"
It was then Hatsume's repeated commercial, moving on to the part people care about.
"Alright alright! Ladies and Gentleman, you could have been anywhere else in the school, but you're here with us here in 1-A's dorm. ARE YOU READY?! FOR A FIGHTING GAME TEAM BATTLE!" I yelled out as everyone cheered, "The issue on the table. 1-A and 1-B are here to settle the differences once and for all to see WHO IS THE BETTER CLASS! Will it be the home team? 1-A?!" I asked as they all cheered, "Or the away team, 1-B?!" I asked as they cheered too.
"Wait wait wait, why are we the away team?" Tokage asked.
"Because you're living in our home, you're the away team." I said as she quieted down, "Now then, let's get down to the nitty gritty. After... much debate. We decided to stick to the best... and most complicated fighting game I own... Smash Brothers Ultimate! I am exempt from the tournament... because that wouldn't be fair. To even it up I shall make Eri, my sub in." I said.
"Your daughter? Does she even know how to play?" Mina asked.
"Of course, I gave her a crash course last night, she knows the basics." I said with a smile, "Why? You scared to lose to a 6 year old?" I asked.
"Heck no!" Mina yelled.
"That's the spirit." I said, "Now since Mei is a part of 1-A and Shinso is 1-B. We'll need someone to join 1-B-"
"I will." Mom said.
"Oh snap!" Tsunotori yelled.
"The betrayal! The Scandal!" Tokage yelled.
"I see you Mom, hope you bring your A game." I said.
"When do I ever not?" She asked.
"Alright. Now, it's time for the actual tournament brackets. Since there are 44 of you all total... and there is no way an 11 battle bracket can possibly exist without byes, Send in 16 reps each team. Will face each other in 4 fighter class brackets, to figure out... who is the strongest of each class, and those two will face each other to finally confirm who is the best of the Hero Course... in a pointless fighting game." I said.
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"That's a complicated way of doing this." Tenya said.
"Shush, that's the only way to do this, anyway get to picking." I ordered.
With a really overdramatic yet awesome graphic, here are the fighters for 1-A's side:
Katsuki Bakugou.
Shoto Todoroki.
Mina Ashido.
Kyouka Jirou.
Minoru Mineta.
Denki Kaminari.
Eijirou Kirishima.
Himiko Toga.
Rikido Satou... who subbed for Rei Rei, mainly because she wanted to play and Rikido is too good for this world.
Mezo Shoji.
Mashirao Ojirou.
Eri.
Ochako Uraraka.
Tsuyu Asui, the one I think will make it far.
Tenya Iida.
And finally, their ace in the hole, Tooru Hagakure. If they can't see her button inputs they'll never see it coming.
Then, with another over dramatic graphic, 1-B is up. Here are the fighters:
Hiryu Rin.
Manga Fukidashi.
Shihai Kurorio.
Itsuka Kendo.
Ibara Shiozaki.
Nirengeki Shoda.
Jurota Shishida.
Neito Monoma.
Yui Kodai.
Reiko Yanagi.
Kinoko 'Itake' Komori.
Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu... seriously what kind of parents name their kid after their last name? Rei Rei works at least because it's fun to say.
Togaru Kamakiri.
Pony Tsunotori.
Hitoshi Shinso.
And Mom.
"Alright, let's get this tournament underway... here is the tournament bracket!" I yelled.
Yet another graphic. This time showing the brackets. The results of each match are represented by a fancy graphic of the winner cheering and the loser looking down in defeat. Again... 30 minute show. Anyway, the results are as follows.
(A/N: Fun Fact each player's characters acutally have special meeting behind it. See if you can figure it out. Some are obvious, some... aren't.)
Tooru vs Rei Rei. Rei Rei's Ice Climbers completely annihilated Tooru's Meta Knight, even with her invisible button inputs... though Rei Rei can clearly see what move she was doing so that logic was completely flawed from the start. But she was... really good. Like really really good.
"Did I mention that I played this game a lot when I was younger?" She asked.
Which was a valid statement, the Nintendo Switch came out in 2017... which was 60 years ago. So makes sense she would play it.
"Mad respect Rei Rei." Was all I said.
Tsuyu vs Tenya... it was a slaughter. Tsu's Greninja... was in complete control of Tenya's Sonic, even if he is the fastest thing alive, Snake's ranged attacks was too much for Sonic's speed... that, and Tenya had no idea what he was doing.
Ochako vs Katsuki... also a murder. Ochako didn't even land a hit with her Olimar, as Katsuki's Snake moved on.
Kyouka vs Shoto. This one lasted longer... because both parties had absolutely no idea what they were doing. But in a relatively close fashion, Shoto took the victory. Mainly through spamming Lucas' side and neutral B, and Kyouka had no idea how to counter it by moving out of the way... then again, maybe picking Jigglypuff wasn't a good idea... but it was all in good novice fun.
Minoru vs Denki. Denki's Pikachu was unstoppable against Minoru's Zero Suit Samus. He was eliminated immediately.
Mezo vs Himiko. His six arm would be impressive and scary... if he actually knew how to play. I gave a quick crash course to those who had no idea how to play... most got it, but to Mezo, it was one ear out the other. He chose Shiek, and Himiko chose Richter. It was actually a decent battle for him not knowing how to play and figuring it out halfway through. He lost because of Richter's range and projectiles, but he was a good sport about it... what a man.
Next was Mashirao vs Eijirou. Mashirao chose Ken and Eijirou chose Ryu. It was a close match, while they don't understand Smash as well, they know Street Fighter, so it came down to who knows the button combinations. In the end, after going to Sudden Death, Mashirao came out the victor.
But those don't matter... the final match of the first round. Eri vs Mina, what a coincidence... totally wasn't rigged by me at all. Eri chose Lucina while Mina chose Ridley, oh poor soul.
And this battle... got into the episode. Because it was so short.
"Ready?" Mina asked.
"Yeah." Eri said.
The match started, Mina rushed in first, but Eri spot dodged and followed up by a grab, she jabbed Ridley a few times before delivering a forward throw. Then a few neutral air combos followed up by a spike. A 0 to death.
"What?!" Mina asked as Eri was emotionless.
Mina tried to be careful around her... keyword being tried. Eri just rushed over to her, and didn't even let her breath and comprehend what's happening. She was beaten... and didn't even land a single hit.
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"Keh... hahaha... HAHAHAHA!" I bursted out laughing, which earned me the shocked looks of everyone. "Oh that's my girl! I'm so proud of her!"
"What did you do?!" Mina asked.
"Oh I... gave her a crash course." I said with a smirk, "But remember... I was self-banned from the tournement to give you a chance. And she learned from me..."
"You turned her into a MONSTER!" Itake yelled.
"I know... and I'm happy for it."
Next is 1-B's turn.
The first match kicked off with Rin against Kendou. Rin chose King K Rool and Kendou chose Donkey Kong. It was VERY apparent that neither of them know how to play aside from the basics and the buttons. But King K Rool is a better character in this game than the Kongo Bongo... much to my disappointment. But that didn't make the game anyless close. Rin took the match, but he was about one hit away from being K.O'd anyway.
Next! Kodai vs Shoda. Shoda chose Young Link, Kodai chose Little Mac, it was a slaughter, Shoda won, best to never mention it ever again.
Pony against Itake, my favorite to win the 1-B bracket... sorry Mom. Pony chose Yoshi, and Itake chose Princess Peach. Pony didn't do well... but she had fun, and that's all that matters, dang it! But for the winner, it was Itake. Woo!
Kamakiri vs Shinso. Shinso chose Mewtwo, and Kamakiri chose Bowser. Shinso's projectiles, decent recovery, and edge guarding options earned him the victor. And Kamakiri's respect.
Next was Yanagi and Mom. Yanagi chose Luigi and Mom chose Rosalina. I'll be honest, Yanagi put up more of a fight that I expected, she took a stock! Good! But Mom beat her handedly.
Next was Monoma and Shishida. Monoma picked Kirby and Shishida picked Duck Hunt. Kirby is literally a sentient balloon, meaning he was knocked out when Duck Hunt hit him, earning Shishida the victory.
Seventh match. Shiozaki vs Kurorio. Shiozaki picked Palutena and Kurorio picked Mr. Game and Watch, he felt kinship with him. And Shiozaki was brutally beat, mainly because Kurorio got two 9s on Shiozaki... it was tragic. But Shiozaki was classy about it.
Last match of the 1-B side of it. Fukidashi vs Tetsutetsu. Fukidashi chose Toon Link and Tetsutetsu chose Mario. Tetsutetsu ran away with this match, he said he's played this game and is quite experienced... but not as good as Eri or Mom, but Cinderella stories exist.
And with that the first battles are over. Back to 1-A's second round... and it was rather boring. Don't get me wrong, I love seeing people get absolutely annihilated, I find it hilarious, and Eri 3 stocking Mashirao was filling me with fatherly pride.
Eri destoryed Mashirao, Denki sadly destroyed Himiko, and Katsuki destroyed Shoto... and willingly rubbed it in his face. But Rei Rei and Tsu's battle was interesting, and by that, I mean it's actually competitive, but Rei Rei took the crown on that match... and with that 1-A's semifinalists are written in stone.
Next was 1-B's was ever so slightly better. Slightly.
Mom destoryed Shishida. Tetsutetsu forward air'd the crap out of Kurorio. And Itake decimated Shinso.
There was 1 competitive match, and it was between Rin and Shoda. They were as evenly matched in terms of skill as it can get. However, the match needed a victor, and Shoda won with a forward smash.
The final 4 matches are as follows.
Rei Rei vs Katsuki. Denki vs Eri. Itake vs Shoda. And Mom vs Tetsutetsu. In that specific order.
The first match between Katsuki and Rei Rei was an intense one. But in a close high percentage thriller... Rei Rei edged out Katsuki. Earning her a spot in 1-A's finals.
Eri's match... was once sided in Eri's favor, I'm so proud she's made it this far.
Itake vs Shoda, both close in skill, but Itake took him out with Peach's float and air combos. Earning her a spot in the 1-B finals.
And Mom... murdered Tetsutetsu, but he has brought great honor to his family.
So my daughter is facing my student/aunt kinda. And my Girlfriend is facing my Mom. Awesome, emotional rollercoasters.
"It's time... for the FINALS!" I yelled as cheers and boos were heard, "Glad we have some good and poor sports in the audience. Anyway, we have the best of the best representing 1-A and 1-B. But since it's the first letter of the alphabet, 1-A's matches are going first! So in the red corner. Weighing in at 132 pounds, and is the last minute substitute for 1-A but is taking this event by storm! REI REI TODOROKI!" I yelled as there was applause in the audience, "And in the blue corner, weighing in at 47 pounds and has been taught by the retired title holder for 7 years! ERI MIDORIYA!" Applause, applause, and more applause.
"Midoriya?" Tokage asked.
"MOVING ON!" I yelled, "In the 1-B side of the bracket. In the red corner, weighing in at 139 pounds, standing at 5'8, and is showing that Smash Bros skills run in the genes, INKO MIDORIYA!" I yelled as more applause... most of it from All Might was heard, "And in the blue corner. Weighing in at 112 pounds, standing at 4'11 and a half, the cutest, funniest, awesomeist, smartest-"
"Get on with it!" Katsuki yelled.
"No, let him finish." Itake said.
"Okay. dadada... okay. Clearly able to destroy the world if she wants. KINOKO, THE ITAKE, KOMORI!" I yelled as I clapped the loudest.
"HEY! UNBIASED OFFICIATING!" Denki yelled.
"ANYWAY! 1-A's match will start in a few seconds."
Eri and Rei Rei chose their characters... and the match started. Combos combos everywhere. Whenever one would take off a stock the other would take one back. Luck is out the window and has been replaced by pure skill, but a winner had to be crowned... and it was...
"ERI MIDORIYA!" I yelled as applaused was heard, "Eri is the 1-A's representative for the battle of the classes... now it's time to see whom she will be facing."
It was... sadly a blowout. Mom took out Itake without her taking a single stock.
"A complete and utter travesty... but she'll be back stronger next year." I said, "BUT RIGHT NOW! IT'S THE BATTLE OF THE RELATIVES. GRANDMA VS. GRANDDAUGHTER! ERI VS INKO!"
It started out one sided, Mom took out 2 of Eri's stocks and was racking up damage... and then, it happened. The Ultimate Comeback of the century.
"Oh these combos! These reads! Inko can't get close!" I yelled as Eri spiked Mom eliminating her second stock, "With 2 minutes and 65% damage, Eri Midoriya is back."
This last stock match was close. But Eri landed the last spike, earning her the victory.
"THAT'S ALL SHE WROTE!" I yelled, "The winner of the Battle of the Classes, Smash Bros Edition. ERI MIDORIYA OF CLASS 1-A!" I yelled as she was hoisted up by 1-A celebrating the win... "H-Hold on... what was that?" I asked as the celebration ended with confusion, "O-Okay... okay, I'll tell them." I said as I looked at Eri, "Now you did win, 1-A is the victor... but there is something else. Thug Finals." I said as I picked up the controller and picked 'Chrom'. "Time to see if the student has surpassed the master."
They set Eri down, as she picked her character, Lucina. Once the match started she got me into a combo, taking out one of my stocks. I then lazily retaliated, but she caught me and took out another stock.
"I taught you well... but I guess I will use 15% of my Smash Bros power."
I then air dodged and combo'd her into the air into a down air spike. Once she returned and tried to combo me, I countered and attacked her over to the right ledge. I then knocked her off, but instead of spiking I grabbed her and tossed her onto the side of the stage, making her bank off of the stage onto death. To finish her, I decided to her her combo me, but at the last minute I spot dodged and recovery spiked her, earning me the victor.
"Good try, but you're good." I said as I tapped her nose, "Keep trying... and maybe you can beat me. Probably not, but you could."
Then Principal Nezu came in, "The 1-B dorms are fully built!" He said.
"Oh good!" I exclaimed before looking at 1-B, "Now get out of our house."
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"Now, if you ask me." I said, "I'd give that a 6 out of 10. It was good out of the fact that we never made a sitcom before... but it feels like. I dunno, like it could have been better?" Kendou said.
"Yeah... I agree." Tokage asked.
"Maybe we should let someone else handle it..." Itake said.
"Yeah... and no offense Izuku, but you don't seem like a sitcom kind of character." Tooru said.
"Oh no I agree." I said, "Oh well... maybe in some Parallel Universe this Sitcom was a reality. But this isn't it." I said, "But it was a success as far as I'm concerned." I said.
Everyone nodded in agreement. I smiled before looking at 1-B.
"Now... get out of our house."
*End of Chapter*