I don't own KHR, HP, or Ranma 1/2!
Quick Note: I have a semi-raging headache, and funny enough, I forgot to grab an Advil Cold & Sinus after lunch. So, just an FYI but I'll be triple checking this before it goes out. I probably will still find things wrong when I read through it tomorrow. Oh, but just a heads-up, there won't be a chapter this Friday, it's a family thing. After all, family comes first!
foxchick1: Yep, I don't like cookie-cutter neighborhoods. There needs to be something different to make each house stand out. Plus, if anyone was planning to rob one of those places, it'd be like they had the floor plan for each house, once they got into one, and that's just scary.
thunder18: It's soon! It's Monday!
D C JoKeR H S: Yeah, I really feel for Squallo, as I'm not really a big Dumbledore fan, he's too manipulative. Even in the books, but in the movies, the actors did a nice job. Not sure if Squallo will be in the non-damsel in distress category, I just felt he could use something in his life that he could really complain about.
A Dursley Encounter
While Nana was staring in horror at the living horror set, Tsuyoshi felt something put him on guard. He wasn't sure what it was, but something had him edgy. Mukuro was the one who narrowed it down to an old woman playing with a bunch of cats...
"Mama, I do believe that there is a woman watching us, and she has far too many cats for it to be legal," Mukuro warned Nana, snapping her out of her horror.
"Ripear warned that there may be watchers. When you get the chance, call the local constabulary and report the woman for having too many animals within city limits," Nana smiled and waved at the older woman.
"So, we just smile and wave, and she'll leave us alone?" Takashi asked his Mama hopefully.
"Maybe, but Kuro-kun can make sure to make her life very difficult to report to her boss," Nana smiled happily at Takashi, as she messed up his hair.
Luckily, the old woman did dismiss them as a normal family on an outing, as she never heard them speaking in Japanese. However, there was another group of boys that were swiftly approaching. Tsuna's eyes glinted as he noticed a pair of green eyes peering out at them from a bush, and they appeared to be very worried as they gazed at the group of teenage boys that were headed his way. It was when the group noticed the Japanese family, that green-eyes decided to make a run for a house, and they made it indoors before the teenage group bid each other farewell and went their separate ways. His eyes lingered on the most rotund of the group, who lumbered towards the same house that green-eyes had disappeared in.
Nana felt a shiver go up her spine, "Something is going to happen, soon..."
They continued on their way towards the house. However, it wasn't until Nana reached the door, that they were surprised by the door opening and a teenager barreling into her with a trunk and birdcage in hand, "I am never coming back here!"
"Omph!" Nana managed to catch the young man before he toppled over with her, but it was Tsuyoshi that saved Nana from falling, "You wouldn't happen to be Harry, would you?"
"Who are you?" green-eyes asked Nana nervously.
"My birth name is Nolana Black, but my married name is Nana Yamamoto. I'm your mother's cousin, and I'm here to check up on you, since I just got my memories back."
"Your... memories?" green-eyes widened at her curiously.
"Ah, I see..." Nana smiled as she peered in at the family in the house, all fretting over a large balloon-like woman, "Bit of an accidental magic thing, right?"
"Yeah..." green-eyes trailed off a bit.
"Sorry, I'm a squib," Nana reassured him.
"BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY! TURN HER BACK! RIGHT NOW!" a large purple walrus commanded arrogantly.
"I can't and even if I could, I wouldn't!" green-eyes glared at the fat walrus.
"YOU'LL FIX HER OR I WILL KILL YOU!"
"That is no way to talk to a child," Nana slipped green-eyes behind her, effectively protecting him from the angry man.
"HE'S MY BLOODY NEPHEW AND I'LL SPEAK TO HIM HOWEVER I BLOODY WISH! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL BUSINESS IS IT OF YOURS YOU NOSEY CHIT?!" the walrus roared.
"I would watch your tone, Dursley," Nana's voice and eyes seared through him. "After all, I come from the same stock as your wife and sister-in-law. Now, I suggest you go attempt to retrieve your bloated balloon, before it exits the house..."
"Same stock?!" a horse-like woman gaped in horror at Nana.
"Hello, cousin. I wish that we could have met under better circumstances, however, am I to assume that the child behind me is Harry?" Nana questioned her cousin authoritatively.
"Yes..." Petunia Dursley choked out in surprise, "But... you're my cousin? That can't be possible..."
"Your father had a sister, Daisy Evans. Daisy was my mother," Nana stated confidently.
"But... daddy couldn't find Daisy. He tried everything..." Petunia gaped in shock at the woman before her.
"Daisy died while in hiding from a dark witch that disliked my parents," Nana stated coolly. "Now, I merely require you to sign in these two places..." Paper magically seemed to appear in her hand, along with a pen, "Once you do, Harry will be remitted into my custody."
"You... You'll take him?" Petunia gaped, before turning back to her husband and his balloon sister.
"Yes. I am a blood relative," Nana stated calmly.
"Even after he caused THAT?!" Petunia pointed to where her husband was desperately gripping at his sister, calling out *Marge! Petunia! HELP ME*
"Even that will not dissuade me," Nana narrowed her gaze on her cousin. "However, you may lose your sister-in-law, if you dither too long..."
"Fine!" Petunia snatched the pen out of Nana's hands, as well as the paper, and signed over her guardianship of the boy, "Just get him out of my house and don't bring him back!"
Nana snatched the papers back before the ink was even dry, "Thank you, cousin. A pleasure doing business with you. Harry, is there anything left in the house that belongs to you?"
"Nothing I want," Harry replied in surprise. Someone, an adult, was sticking up for him, and from what he'd gathered, she'd just gotten Petunia to name her his sole guardian and she was blood related on his mother's side!
"Very well. Harry, my name is Nana Yamamoto. This is my husband, Tsuyoshi, and three of our children: Takashi, Mukuro, and Tsunayoshi" Nana turned to her husband.
"Um... Hi?" Harry waved nervously at them.
"I can get your trunk," Tsuyoshi nodded to Harry, and picked up Harry's trunk with an ease that shocked Harry, as there was no way anyone but Hagrid could have done that unless they used a charm...
"I have your cage, cousin," Mukuro nodded to Harry, as he gathered the cage from the younger boy.
"You can call me Tsuna, he's Taka, and he's Kuro," Tsuna smiled. "It's nice to finally meet you, cousin Harry!"
"..." Harry just stared in shock at Tsuna, as he had pulled the younger boy into a hug.
"Welcome to the family," Takashi laughed merrily. "By the way, how are you at languages?"
"Takashi, it's not an issue right now. We'll assist him later," Nana chided her son, as she smiled as Petunia ran off to help her husband. "So, what do you think about international travel?"
"International?" Harry stared up at Nana in surprise and confusion.
"We're not exactly citizens of the crown, Harry," Nana smiled sadly. "Even if I was born here, I'm officially a citizen in another country."
"Which country?" Harry questioned nervously.
"One moment," Mukuro smirked. "Mama, distracting the watcher worked..."
"Hey... What's going on at Mrs. Figg's house?" Harry gaped as he saw the constables and flashing cars, along with multiple animal shelter vehicles.
"She was put here to spy on you for her boss. She's a squib, like me, but I work for no one," Nana smirked. "By the way, Harry, did you know that your godfather is my half-brother?"
"Huh?!" Harry gaped in surprise, "I have a godfather?"
"Yes. His name is Sirius Black, and he's my half-brother. Different mother," Nana shrugged. "Anyway, his mother is the reason that I lost my memory and was unable to get to you sooner."
"Oh?" Harry asked curiously.
"Memory charm," Nana supplied. "The goblins removed it at Gringotts earlier today. They are also working on removing a few curses from the rest of my family."
"Curses?" Harry questioned worriedly.
"Don't worry, the curses are Chinese," Nana smiled reassuringly at him.
"So, where exactly are we going?" Harry asked worriedly.
"Oh, we're going to a hotel near the Leaky Cauldron, and then we'll talk, and check in on everyone who is looking for the rest of my missing family memebers," Nana replied with a sad smile.
"So, you don't want to get to know Aunt Petunia?" Harry questioned, still unsure of Nana's intentions.
"Harry, Mama saved me from scientists that were experimenting on me, only to find out that we're really cousins, on the Black side," Mukuro stated calmly. "She wants nothing in return, except for your safety and for you to be a part of the family."
"She doesn't care about my magic?" Harry asked softly.
"Nope. We've got our own magic, Harry," Tsuna assured his cousin. "Don't worry, we will protect you."
"Protect...?" Harry looked up at all of the adults as they approached the rental vehicles.
"Hai," Takashi began, before coughing. "Sorry, I meant to say yes. Mama and Dad are good people, Harry. And from what I saw, you're not used to that. This is the perfect time to get to know them, before meeting the rest of your cousins."
"How many cousins do I have? Nana, forgive me for saying, but you don't look that old..." Harry blinked in confusion.
"Well... There's: Lambo, Ryoga, Chrome, Takashi, Tsuna, Mukuro, Ken, Chikusa..." Nana began to mumble to herself, counting everyone. "Well, overall, I'd say you have about sixteen or seventeen, even if only six of us are blood related to you. The rest are adopted. Tsuna is my child by blood, so he's your link through both of your parents, as your grandmother on your dad's side was a Black. Chrome and Mukuro are Black's through their mother. Oh, and Bianchi and Hayato are both..."
"SIXTEEN OR SEVENTEEN?!" Harry gaped at Nana in shock. He was in so much shock, that he tripped over a big black shaggy dog!
Nana, a bit puzzled by his outburst, ran face to chest into a hard body of a man with an oddly familiar scent... "Xan? XAN!" Nana latched onto him as she saw his startled face.
"Nana?" Xanxus blinked in surprise.
"Harry, this was one of my missing family members! This is my adopted younger brother, Xanxus! Where the HELL have you been?!" Nana pouted at him, "You had us all worried sick! Even Daniella is here looking for you!"
"Gran is here?" Xanxus blinked at the surprising info.
"It's good to see you too, Nana," a purple figure murmured.
"VIPER!"
Next thing they knew, Nana was hugging the purple clothed man called *Viper* like no tomorrow.
"Boss, you sure that those demon things won't get us here?" Levi intruded into the happy reunion.
"Levi!" Nana gave him a brief hug, before what he said registered with her, "Wait, do you mean Dementors? Why were you anywhere near Dementors, Levi?"
"We were in some type of weird prison," Levi shivered.
"The dog-trash called it Azkaban," Xanxus frowned. "We need to get to safety. Being out in the open isn't a good idea, sorella."
"Got it. Mukuro, could you and Viper make the car bigger on the inside?" Nana asked hopefully.
"We got this, Mama," Mukuro smirked. "Hey, Harry, you can see some of our... magic."
"Okay..." Harry followed Mukuro and the purple Viper, only to see some strange lilac Flames.
Squalo glared at Dumbledore as he landed in a weird place with a lot of shiny objects, "VOI! Where the hell did your stupid Magic Flame Hen take me?!"