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Quick Note: Whew! This site has been giving me issues and apparently a person I'm helping has been having issues too. I hope the site fixes it soon. Also, the title of this chapter is in no way meant to be offensive, and is in regards to the Most Ancient and Noble House of Black.

foxchick1: That last chapter was missing something, and boy is it going to be fun to write!

thunder18: Here's the next chapter!

D C JoKeR H S: Yep, Squalo is my own personal comic relief! At least, he is for now. I am beginning to worry about how he's going to deal with the "mind-reading, manipulative" Dumbledore. Also, I think I mentioned to you that I'm a born Southerner (from the Southern part of the United States) at some point, so your comment saying m'darlin'tickled me pink!

Black-er Than A Black

It had been a few minutes since Squalo had so rudely spoken of Dumbledore's phoenix, so it was unsurprising to see that Dumbledore was stunned.

"VOI! I asked you a question, Funky Gandalf! You gonna answer or are you too chicken-livered and up on your weed to reply?" Squalo had only just begun to insult this old man, who clearly was one fruit-bat short of a fruitcake.

Dumbledore shook his head to clear it, before informing Squalo in a calm and slightly patronizing voice, "Fawkes is a male Phoenix, not a flaming hen. And we are in my office, Mr. Superbi."

"Wherever the holy hell that is!" Squalo squawked irritably, "Now, I want to get back to searching for my co-workers, so you sure as HELL better release me from this room! Or you won't like the consequences!"

"My dear fellow, there's no need to be so abrasive. I will happily show you the way of the door, as soon as you let me preform a simple memory charm..." Dumbledore began.

"FUCK THAT!" Squalo growled and rushed out a window, jumping out it, and hopping down to the ground. He had finally escaped the old coots!

Unfortunately, what he didn't know, was that Dumbledore had done Legilimency on him; while Squalo had not shown the old goat anything about Flames, he did see deaths and murders, and the fact that Squalo was searching for the purple man that Cornelius had been having ushered away, via Aurors, a few months ago at the Ministry...

"How peculiar," Dumbledore frowned thoughtfully. "However, it was an image of a woman that worried him more so that the peculiarities of Mr. Superbi knowing the purple clad figure. She resembled a few students that he'd had go through his halls...

Back in the vehicle, heading back to their hotel, Nana watched Harry, worriedly, as the other occupants were silent, minus the teens. Nana turned to Xanxus, "So, what's with the dog?"

"Shapeshifter. Got us out of Azkaban," Xanxus answered her in a clipped tone.

Nana didn't take his tone to heart, she knew he was processing things, after all, a jail break from Azkaban was unheard of, "So what were you doing in Surrey?"

"Later," Xanxus grunted out, nodding to the driver and staring right at Harry.

"Harry is family, Xan," Nana informed him calmly. "So, I'd hate to be Viper when Lal sees him..."

"Why?" Viper raised an eyebrow at Nana worriedly.

"She's been looking for you for a few months. You know she's tsundere, and well... You know she's tough ex-military, yeah?"

"I can handle my girlfriend, Nana," Viper sighed tiredly. "It's Reborn and Bell I'm more worried about."

"Oh, and we added more people to our little family, ever hear of the Nerima Wrecking Crew?" Nana asked Viper curiously.

"Yes... Why?" Viper's eyes visibly widened, "You didn't. Nana, tell me you didn't."

"I did."

"Ugh!" Viper pinched the bridge of his nose, as he felt a headache coming on.

Meanwhile, back in Diagon Alley...

Nodoka was in fine form, as she was hit on by... "I do not care who you are! You will leave me alone or you will be sorry, you sniveling little worm that dares calls yourself a human man!"

Ranma glared daggers at the man who was harassing his mother, "You want me to beat him up for ya, Mom?"

"Mommy can handle this, sweetheart," Nodoka reassured her son, just as the worm tried to cop a feel of her ample bosom. Nodoka's eye twitched, "That does it!"

The pervert didn't stand a chance as Nodoka unsheathed her katana and threatened to castrate the insane fool who would dare touch her personage! However, he dared to try, again, and this led to a frantic chase around the alley. Well, frantic for the male who clearly had a death wish.

The chase didn't stop until the Aurors arrived and put a stop to the chase, only for multiple witnesses to come forward to the spectacle.

Ranma was a bit nervous, because it appeared that his mother might end up in jail for attempted assault with a deadly weapon or attempted murder.

Back with Nana and crew, and the escapees...

It took them a short amount of time before they were back at the hotel, up in their rooms, and that is when the dog revealed himself.

"Nana, this is Sirius Black. Black, this is my adopted sister, Nana Nanashi..." Xanxus introduced them politely.

"Actually, you missed the wedding, Xan, but I'm offically Nana Yamamoto. Oh, and unofficially, Sirius and I have already met," Nana smiled and tried not to laugh at Sirius' confused expression. "I'm your little half-sister, once called Nolana Black."

"I don't have a half-sister," Sirius frowned. "And what do you mean, half-sister? My father never married anyone besides my mother... Bitch that she was."

"He had an affair with one Daisy Evans. Daisy was sister to Dan Evans, who was the father of Lily Evans. So, I'm technically Harry's cousin, and..."

"THERE IS NO NOLANA BLACK! AND I HAVE NO HALF SIBLINGS!" Sirius barked out angrily, "AND HARRY IS MY GODSON! NOT YOUR COUSIN! WHOMEVER TOLD YOU THAT WAS LYING!"

Nana shrank back in surprise at Sirius' outburst, "The Goblins did a line test..."

"They what?" Sirius stared at her in shock, "No! I-I don't have other siblings!"

Harry was frowning, but he was sticking close to Nana, as were the rest of the boys. It was Tsuyoshi who stepped forward, "Mr. Black, my wife doesn't lie unless it's to protect someone. Also, what have we to gain, when we are not wizards and she claims that she is a squid!"

"Squib," Nana corrected softly.

"But she saved Harry from the Dursley's before you could reach him. She is responsible for him, legally, in the non-magical world, and the magical, via a contract that the goblins wrote up for her," Tsuyoshi continued. "I understand that you've had a lot to deal with in a few hours time, if not longer, but we are not your enemy. Actually, it makes you my brother-in-law."

"The only sibling I ever had was Regulus Black, and he's dead!" Sirius growled out angrily.

"Orion memory-charmed me," Nana spat out.

That silenced the older Black.

"He did it because your mother was after my mother. She was going to kill her, when he stepped in. He was going to run away with you and bring you with us, away from your mother. But she caught him and you. She erased my mother's memory and nearly killed her. Luckily, I was out when it happened. She never knew of me. But you did. I remember calling out for my big brother when Orion moved us to another house in London. However, it wasn't until right before she killed him that he wiped my memory, again. I was a young college student, I was old enough that I could survive, and he wiped my memory, to keep me safe, before he used a port-key to return to your ancestral home and let death claim him."

"Mama, you didn't even mention Chrome or myself," Mukuro smirked, as he saw the effect it had on Sirius Black. "My twin sister and I are actually Black's by blood. The genetic flesh-bag who birthed us was called Bellattrix Lestrange ne Black. She abandoned us to the streets, as we were squibs."

"I WILL NOT ALLOW BELLATRIX OR HER SPAWN NEAR MY GODSON!" Sirius Black raged.

"Just when I thought we'd gotten through to him," Tsuna sighed before motioning to Takashi and Tsuyoshi. Together, they threw their Rain Flames at him, and made him pass out.

"So, any more dramatics?" Takashi tried to laugh, but it came out hollow.

"So, that's my godfather?" Harry blinked in surprise at the passed out falsely imprisoned convict.

"Yes, Harry, that's Sirius Black," Nana sighed tiredly.