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Quick Note: Sorry, I'm kind of working on a lot right now, but at least I got this out! Oh, and for anyone who was wondering why Sirius went completely cuckoo, it will be explained in this chapter.

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Therapy, Forests, & Aurors... Oh My!

"I'm not entirely certain that Black is completely in his right mind," Viper raised an imperious eyebrow.

"Any ideas on how to assist him, without killing him?" Nana turned her attention to Viper, while still reassuring Harry and the other three boys.

"A few, but as he is your blood, you'd have to explain to the Vindice," Viper was non-pulsed by the idea. "However, it would give him his mind back and get us out of his debt..."

"Do it and I'll make you a frozen strawberry cake," Nana was not above bribing the information broker.

"With cool-whip and real strawberries?" Viper asked.

"I'll make the cake from scratch," Nana tacked on.

"Deal. Give me a few hours and we'll get him to the point where he might listen rationally to you," Viper smirked.

"Why did your brother react that way, Mama?" Takashi asked curiously.

"He's had a lot of trauma and his mind may have snapped a bit. Apparently, talking about my Black family heritage was a trigger point," Nana winced as she looked to Sirius' prone figure, as Viper picked him up and carried him to a sofa.

"So, Viper's going to try to fix his mind?" Tsuna asked curiously.

"Hopefully, he can. Xan, did he tell you why he helped you escape?" Nana asked the assassin.

"He was made the fall guy in the murder your new brat's parents. He kept hanging onto this..." Xanxus handed over the front page of a newspaper.

"That's Ron and his family in Egypt. They're visiting Ron's older brother," Harry blinked in confusion as he peered around Nana to see the paper. "What do the Weasley's have to do with my parents deaths?"

"Apparently, the guy who killed your parents takes the shape of a rat," Levi shrugged. "I was half out of it when Boss was talking to the dog-man, but I got that much."

"And how does he know that it is their killer?" Nana questioned Xanxus.

"Missing toe. All the rat left behind in human form was a finger," Xanxus grumbled in annoyance, shifting his eyes to the nearest restroom.

"Go ahead, but last question... Do you know where Squalo is?" Nana hoped Xanxus knew the answer.

"Shitty Shark is missing?" Xanxus growled out in annoyance.

"Yes," Tsuyoshi confirmed, only to witness Xanxus punch a hole through a wall and storm into the bathroom. "I don't think Lal will get her deposit back..."

Squalo had made it away from the castle, and the Merlin or Gandalf or whatever, but he was left with two choices: forest or road. Roads were a surefire way to get caught again, so... into the forest he ran!

"Shitty Boss is never going to hear the end of this!" Squalo barker out as he fled through the forest. He moved in the same direction, deeper and deeper, into the heart of the forest. And that was where he almost tripped himself up with a giant spider web, "The HELL is that Merlin feeding these creatures?!"

Suddenly, Squalo was face-to-face with the very creature that made said web... A giant Acromantula, not that he knew that.

"Looooooooooooook whaaaaaaaaaat sssssssssshiny foooooooood has stumbled into ourrrrrrrrr den, nestlingssssssssssss. Feeeeast!" the giant spider hissed out.

"FUCK THAT!" Squalo made his blade surface, and he began cutting down the giant spiders let and right.

"MY CHILDRRRRRRRRRRRRRENNNNNNN!" the biggest spider hissed angrily, as they went after Squalo.

"VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI! DIE YOU EIGHT-LEGGED FREAKS!" Squalo bellowed out as he charged the talking one.

Nodoka had almost caught the pervert, when two people in red robes appeared and stopped both her assailant and her.

"What are you doing to my mom?!" Ranma yelled out worriedly.

"Your mother has a dangerous weapon, boy," a beat-up man with one false eye that continuously swiveled around and a peg leg grunted at him.

"She was defending herself from that pervert!" Ranma glared at the man that the other red robed character, who happened to be a woman with bubblegum pink hair was near.

"Oh?" the crazy eyed man raised an eyebrow.

"He touched auntie in a no-no place," I-Pin used her inherit cuteness to bypass the crowd and go stand by Ranma.

"I see. Anyone else witness this... alleged assault?"

"I did, Auror Moody," the Ice Cream Shoppe owner stepped forward. "He's been harassing a lot of people in the alley, lately. I never thought that he'd go this far..."

"What is an Auror, miss?" Fuuta gently tugged on the red robed woman's robe.

"An Auror is a policeman in the magical world," the female Auror smiled at them. "I'm Auror Tonks."

"We'll have to take them both back to HQ and get a statement, unless there were more witnesses...?" Auror Moody raised his other eyebrow when no one else raised their hands.

"Why isn't anyone telling the truth?" Lambo whined, "It's not like the red robes are going to shoot them, are they, Auntie Lal?"

"On what charge would you be arresting my friend?" Lal spoke up, not used to having a snot-nosed brat clinging to her pant leg.

"Not arresting, just taking for questioning. The man who's stunned is Copernicus Doyle. He's a high ranking pure-blood, and would be sure to cause issue if we didn't follow procedure," Auror Tonks explained calmly.

"Where would you be taking my mom?" Ranma frowned.

"The Ministry. We have our main office there and it would be best to get her, Mr. Fortescue, and any other witnesses," Auror Tonks reassured him, as she walked towards Ranma, before whispering off to the side, "If we didn't he'd get away with it, again, due to pure blood bigotry."

"Fine, but we're going with our mom," Ukyo, who had been quiet up to this point took her position right next to Ranma and I-Pin.

Akane and the rest of the group were about to follow, when Cologne grabbed Lal's ear, "You stay with them. I'll take the littler ones and my two back to the hotel and inform the others."

"Fine," Lal agreed, wondering what the hell she had gotten herself into. "Fuuta, I-Pin, Lambo, go with Grandma Cologne and Daniella."

"Are you sure, dear?" Daniella frowned, and Lal looked at her with knowing eyes.

"I'll stay with Ranma, Akane, Ukyo, Nabiki, and Nodoka. Get the others back to the others and inform them what's happened," Lal told her.

"I will stay, too. Mai, please guide the children safely back. Mr. Fon, Chrome, please join us," Daniella stated, her eyes glowing gold as she looked to Fon and Chrome.

"Coming Gram," Chrome took Fon's hand and together they hurried to Daniella's side.

"I don't like this," Nabiki muttered to Fon.

"When ripples are made in a pond, a boat must flow with them," Fon replied wisely.

Back in the forest...

Squalo had just barely beaten the giant spider king, only to take a look around the woods and scream out in annoyance, "VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOI! WHERE THE HELL AM I?!"