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Quick Note: Just a reminder, no chapter until Monday. Sorry guys, but like the story says, family comes first. Even if I really don't want to go.

thunder18: Thanks! I figured Sirius would have to flip out from too many random emotions, after only experiencing negative ones for 12 years. Hearing his least favorite names didn't help, as he hates Bellatrix, Orion, and basically any Black who didn't marry into the Tonks family.

D C JoKeR H S: Yeah, Squalo has a lot of heart, but I can't help but use him as my favorite outlet for comic relief. ;)

Sakura Lisel: Yeah, I am actually planing on a meeting involving both parties that you mentioned with Squalo, on separate occassions.

angeldunn1993: Thanks! Here's some more! There will be another chapter, come Monday.

Ministry? Where?!

Of course, Squalo wasn't expecting an answer from what appeared to be a tall man coming from the bushes, "You are in the Forbidden Forest. Why are you here, human?"

It was in that moment, that Squalo saw more than just the torso of the tall... creature? No, Squalo realized that it was a centaur, "Voi. Did that loopy Gandalf with no fashion sense drug me?"

"I have no knowledge of this Gandalf," the centaur replied calmly, despite seeing the sword dripping with blood and a few cobwebs. "It appears you stumbled into the nest of the Acromatulas. It is quite a feat for a human to survive their clutches. You must be skilled with your blade. I am Firenze."

"Voi. Squalo. Those eight-legged freaks are all dead, now."

"I see. I shall alert my elders of your heroic deed and have them search for any stragglers," Firenze bowed his head marginally, as Squalo cleaned his sword off on the grass near his feet. "Is there anything I can do for you in return, Squalo?"

"Voi. Know how to get out of this shitty forest?" Squalo asked cautiously.

"If you head south, you will be able to exit the forest," Firenze replied.

"VOI! I ain't going back towards that shitty Gandalf!" Squalo roared in shock.

"I am afraid that I do not understand. Were you not searching for the castle?" Firenze cocked his head curiously at the swordsman.

"NO! I DON'T FREAKING WANT TO GET BACK TO THAT SHITTY CASTLE! I WANT TO GET BACK TO CIVILIZATION!"

Firenze frowned for a moment, deep in thought, "I believe I see. You wish to go to the village."

"Village?" Squalo frowned at Firenze, "Yeah, sure. As long as there aren't more shitty Merlins running around."

"Then you will wish to go Westward, but beware, it leads through the territory of the blood thirsty..." Firenze started to warn.

"Voi! I don't care as long as I get out of this shitty forest and away from that freaking..." Squalo didn't wait for further instructions as he raced off towards what was possibly his impending doom.

Back in the Alley...

Nodoka, Daniella, Lal, Ranma, Akane, Nabiki, Ukyo, Fon, and Chrome traveled with the two Aurors, and Copernicus Doyle towards what they all assumed was the Ministry, only to be told by Auror Moody, "Place your hands on the boot."

"What will that do?" Ranma snorted, being the last to lay his hand on it, only to be pulled with the others into a weird spiral vortex that pulled from his navel.

Luckily, once the strange ride had ceased, Ranma realized that Nabiki and Chrome had fallen to the ground, along with Mr. Doyle, the pervert.

"The hell was that, ya evil cyclops?!" Ranma glared at the male Auror.

"Ranma, calm down," Akane tugged gently on his shirt. Her eyes watchfully darting from Ranma to the Aurors.

"A portkey, brat," Auror Moody snorted. "Tonks, take their statements down."

"Of course, Mad-Eye," Tonks crossed her eyes. "Let's go kiddos! Time to get your statements taken."

"Daniella?" Lal watched the older Vongola member worriedly.

"Not yet. Be prepared," Daniella watched everyone around them, as they followed Tonks through a weird atrium of sorts.

Meanwhile, at the hotel...

"I can't believe that Viper is still working on Black," Levi snorted in annoyance.

"LEVI!"

Levi was suddenly enveloped in a hug from the very colorful... "Lussuria?" Levi choked out.

"Is boss-honey here? Did Nana find you and the kiddo?" Luss was very excited.

"Shishishi, the Prince wants his Mammy and Boss," Bel leered at Levi.

"We found Harry. He's safe. I'm glad you're back, but where are the others?" Tsuyoshi frowned in worry.

"MAMA!" the three littler kids ran to Nana to give her a hug.

"Papa went with Auntie and Gram to the Ministry place," I-Pin informed Nana.

"You're sure?" Nana paled in worry.

"Yes. Bad man touched Auntie."

"The Aurors took her and the others, plus an ice cream shop owner to their Ministry for their statements," Mai informed Nana. "Daniella went with them."

"Lal and Fon are with them? Wait, where's the rest of the kids and Chrome?" Nana searched the group for her daughter.

"Chrome's with them," Mukuro frowned. "She's monitoring the situation, and will inform me if that changes. However, the method in which they traveled is... strange. A vortex portal, like the Vindice, to get to this Ministry..."

"The Ministry?!" everyone in the room turned to face Sirius Black, who was now awake.

"Sirius...?" Nana began.

"Are any of you wizards or witches?" Sirius barked out.

"No, we're all non-magical or squibs," Nana replied in confusion.

"Shit. Okay, here's what we gotta do. You are going to contact Andromeda Tonks. Get her to make sure that they don't try to memory charm your friends and family. She's the only one I trust..." Sirius began.

"Sirius, are you..."

"I am mostly in my right mind, thanks to the purple mind-meddler..." Sirius frowned as he looked at her. "You do look a bit like a cross between Lily and Orion. It's... unsettling."

"Those goblins you spoke of may be able to check to see if he has any memory blocks, like you did, Mama," Tsuna smiled. "Hello, Uncle Sirius, I'm Tsunayoshi, but you can call me Tsuna."

"I have a nephew named Tuna?!" Sirius gaped in shock at Tsuna.