Okay hey dudes(and dudettes) I just want to quickly thank all of you for your Follows, favs, and the reviews I got! They literally give me life.
To the Guest(The older comment)- Thanks, someone thinking this is good makes my day as a writer and a new writer on this site as well! To answer you question, Austria and Hungary will be in it most likely as babysitters to Italy and HRE. Although I may put Hungary in earlier... I mean Shipping buddies for life(Hungary and Japan)! Some other possible ones are the Nordics(more than the flashback with Sealand) and maybe South Korea. Hope that is a good answer
To the other Guest - Okay I won't do it! Its actually hard and I'm terrible at accents and I'm not German or haven't met one so I don't have much to go on! Thanks for the review still. If people want the change to go back to before, just ask
Anyway if anyone was confused as to why there's italics in the first paragraph, I imagine it as the female narrator in the Hetalia anime but that's me. Interpret it how you feel.
Also since I'm too lazy to write Holy Roman Empire multiple times in a row, I will now shorten it to HRE in the story. If it's being said by someone though, it will probably be the whole name or a nickname and not HRE.
I don't own Hetalia! If I did like half of the more common ships would truly be cannon
Enough of my ramblings through text, onto the story!
"Bruder? Aren't you in a war or something?" HRE asked Prussia, more concerned with his brother being here than what he was doing with his hands. Absentmindedly he was petting Italy who had clung onto him as if he was going to dissolve any second.
"West? I haven't been in a war for a while! Your tiny...and you don't remember anything... that means only one thing! Are you... Holy Rome?" Prussia asked cautiously. While he was under the table he had on sound proof headphones. The loud sounds bothered his awesome ears and that was unawesome! He hadn't heard Sealand but he knew his family.
"Of course bruder! Why wouldn't I be?" HRE questioned like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
Prussia was shocked but he didn't know exactly how to tell his little brother they both were technically dead. That was the unawesome fact but it was true.
At this point, the rest of the countries had unfrozen. Spain was cooing over Romano, making him angry that "suddenly he noticed him." He secretly enjoyed the attention though. China had picked up Japan and was cradling him. He was also scrolling through the pictures he had taken. He was going to put all of them, except the one older him probably wanted, on the refrigerator. England was over in the "New world" corner calming the two former colonies. Once America was soothed, he didn't hesitate to pull Canada, who had calmed in seeing his brother calm, onto England's back asking questions such as "Engwand(1), are we in your house?" Or "Is this a sleepover? Can Papa Sweden and Mama Finland come?(2)" to which England answered no and maybe. Prussia looked like he had seen a ghost which was ironic because he basically was one.
Holy Rome, now noticing the Italian in a dress latched onto his arm, kissed Italy on the forehead making both of them blush a bright red.
"H-Holy R-Roma?" Italy asked shakily. Wasn't he supposed to be in a war? He had left and then (s)he(3) appeared here with him.
"That's me!" HRE laughed, picking up Italy and swinging her around. Around them the adults were cooing and Prussia was showing faux anger towards HRE for "Not telling him he had an awesome boyfriend!" HRE just thought he meant girl instead of boy because Italy was a girl... right? He would ask later.
France was looking away. HRE was dead and he was sure of it. Why oh why had that child come back to haunt him. He couldn't get to his precious Matthieu without bumping into that runt. Did life hate him? What had he done to deserve this?(4)
Sealand's Plan PT2
Sealand skimmed through the book, not finding anything worth noting. Looking down the page he saw a few weird ones. A spell for conjuring random items, a spell to make pig feet into ice cream, and one for better cooking, obviously someone didn't notice or chose not to notice that one(5).
Looking through the book was getting boring until he laid his eyes on one very special spell. A spell that would make the older countries relive their worst nightmares. 'Turn manus Tempus ad iuvenes iunior et restituet.' It was perfect.
Now all he had to do was practice. The waving was easy but the pronunciation was hard. Latium had been gone for quite a while when he was 'born' so he was never able to fully learn it. He kept missing things in the spell and almost killed the mouse he was practicing on. He did say more than needed, though.
More.
And that 'more' was memorized with the original.
He never knew...
I mean what could go wrong if he only added a 'Atrox ibi mala et involvent eos circa tetigit per haec verba.'
Canada wasn't feeling all to great.
It was true, he was noticed, he was able to play with his brother America without his parents fighting, and Papa France(6) hadn't made one comment on Mama England's butt that made him have a 5-second fever(6.5), but something was off.
Maybe he was being paranoid. America was happy so maybe it was just him. He wouldn't ask, they might think him crazy. Maybe even crazier than Mama with the Unicorns!
He didn't know why but he felt the need to tie his hair into a ponytail and wear sunglasses- whatever those were.
On the other hand, America was ignorant to these.
Sure in the very back of his mind there was someone talking about sunglasses and baseball bats with nails but what did that have to do with anything?
He couldn't even go there if he tried.
Romano was ignoring the stupid tomato bastard's cooing which was even more annoying than when he tried to make him clean. Idiot. The bastard probably only was cooing at him to ease him into cleaning. The bastard. Although, there wouldn't be much to clean- he wouldn't clean either way- with his fratellino here and this place being near-spotless. Knowing Spain this was an almost impossibility so where in the hell was he?
And what the hell was a fashion sense?
A phone went off. It was Baby by Justin Bieber.
Everything soon began to happen at once.
Italy looked up with tears in his eyes, HRE was trying to find where the horrid sounds(7) were coming from, Spain was covering Romano's ears as to not expose him to the "Music of the Devil" whatever that meant(8), England was trying to get America to stop hiding behind his leg and Canada to stop crying.
Japan was just taking pictures of the reactions to which Prussia stole as "blackmail material" then he answered his phone to a loud Hungarian yell.
"PRUSSIA WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I SWEAR TO GO-" But Prussia had cut Hungary off with a "Quiet there's children here." Said children were quivering in the "New world" corner.
"What do you mean children?" Hungary asked, confused. France whispered something to Prussia then Prussia nodded "Give me a second Hungary." Prussia said tapping his screen a few times. It started to make a low pitched ringing noise.
Cliffhanger central here! Anyway yeah Hungary's cameo for barely 2 paragraphs. Don't worry she'll be in next chap and actually have a body in later ones! Anyway 'splainin Time
1 - America can't say England as a baby. Cute I know. I love the chibis so much
2 - Nordics also colonized America. New Sweden is actually present time Maine. England is more of a brother to America(despite the wishes to not be called that) and so America doesn't really have parents so he decided to call them Mama and Papa kind of like Sealand.
3 - We all know that HRE thinks Italy's a girl and Italy doesn't know he isn't a girl so... yeah.
4 - France thinks this is the gods torturing him for killing HRE by sending him here as a spirit to haunt him. Francey-Pants is scared of a child hehe~
5 - England's cooking- need I say more?
6 - France had Canada before the French-Indian/7 years war. Past FrUK as Canada sees England as his Mother because at the time they were together in my head.
6.5 - France made England blush. Canada being the innocent bean he was at the time thought he had a fever. Aww~
7 - No hate to Justin Bieber fans but the Children wouldn't have heard anything like this and probably wouldn't like it all to much.
8 - again sorry to Bieber fans but I believe Spain wouldn't like him all to much
Translations
Latin
Turn manus Tempus ad iuvenes iunior et restituet - Turn back the hands of time for the young to become younger
Atrox ibi mala et involvent eos circa tetigit per haec verba - A terrible evil will wrap around those touched by these words
Italian
Fratellino - Little Brother
German
Bruder - Brother
I found out Russia doesn't attend G8 meetings anymore so it's G7 now... cool.
Also the young to become younger works with all of them mostly through human ages('cept Japan but they are younger than China so that counts I guess) America is youngest in Human age, Germany, despite being older by human standards, is younger than America by around 100 Years if were going off of independence date, Italy was a chibi for a bit and is 20 in human years, Romano is still younger than the others in the room as he is estimated to be 22(or 23 but 22 makes it easier), Canada, oddly enough, didn't have an actual age but I'm guessing he's 19 or 20 somewhere around that but older than America because CANADA DAY on July 1st, Japan's younger than China case closed.
Thanks for your time luvs 0J0
~HetaCutie