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Quick Note: I've been Beta-ing a story for JKrlin. I love KHR, and they've done a spectacular job on their crossover with Mafia.

It's titled: "Who Says You Can't Go Home Again?"

I will admit that I know nothing about the "Mafia" Category; I think it is based on a game. I really am drawn in by the way that they write their battle scenes and it's a whole new way to see the KHR gang! If you get a chance, you should check it out!

FANactic Writer: Glad to hear it and glad to have you back with us on this continuing journey!

D C JoKeR H S: I was going to make it Dawlish, at first, and then Crabb Sr, but it just didn't fit. Besides Goyle Sr. is just the perfect one to screw things up and not kill the muggles. However, now I have to wonder how he got to Japan and found out about Nana and the Hibari Clan? I'm thinking more cute stuff in the next chapter. Hopefully they can wake up the girls, soon. Oh, and I'm going to do something about the Malfoy's in the next chapter, maybe.

Interrogation

Nana had been waiting to hear from any of her Guardians about the condition of their friends, only to be a bit surprised to receive a call from... "Kasumi? Is everything all right?"

In Japan, on Kasumi's side of the conversation...

"Oh, Nana! I just came home to find four of your friends outside, arguing about a fifth person I've never seen before. It appears that they caught an intruder, and possibly the one that attacked those sweet girls. Is there anything that will work to get them to stop fighting?" Kasumi asked hopefully.

"Put me on speaker phone, place the phone on the ground, and cover your ears for five minutes," Nana sighed tiredly.

"Understood, and thank you," Kasumi smiled thankfully.

"SINCLAIR RENATO! HIBARI FON! DE MORT SKULL! WEASLEY WILLIAM BILLIUS! ENOUGH!" Nana barked loudly into the phone, as she heard the bickering. Immediately, it all stopped. "Thank you! Now, I want someone to pick up this phone and tell me what the hell is going on and it better not be Renato!"

All four men stopped and stared at Kasumi and the phone in shock and a bit of horror, but amazingly enough, it was Bill who picked up the phone, "Nana, it's Bill. It appears that we may have captured the cause of the curse. It's Gregory Goyle Sr. Is Madam Bones still with you?"

"She is. Hang on one moment. We can all hear you now, Bill," Nana stated.

"How? Never mind," Bill shook his head and got back on track. "So the one who petrified the three women is Gregory Goyle Sr. We have him in our custody, but Renato wants to interrogate him here, while Fon and I thought it'd be better if Madam Bones did it. Skull just stood there and tried to get us to calm down, and wake up the victims."

"Was anything else done to those victims?" Madam Bones questioned Bill.

"I hadn't checked that far, Madam, as I'm not a Healer. I only have Field-Healing Training," Bill winced as he could imagine her disproving face.

"You did well, Weasley. Since he was apprehended in a foriegn country, we don't have jurisdiction. However, it would be a courtesy if one of our aurors was present. Moody or Shacklebolt might be best. I trust them not to lie to me or have dealings with the minister," Madam Bones revealed.

"Both do have dealings with Dumbledore. They're part of his order," Molly informed them through the speaker phone.

"Mum?! Are you feeling better now?" Bill asked worriedly.

"We are about to go to war against Dumbledore and You Know Who. But you're staying safe, right Bill?" Molly asked worriedly.

"We're all fine, mum. Really, from the stories Skull was telling me on the flight over, I couldn't have better people watching my back than the three of them. Skull is invulnerable, Renato is the best Hitman in the world, and Fon is the best Martial Artist in the world. Did you know that Ranma and I-Pin are his apprentices?" Bill asked with a smile, glad that the others had stopped talking.

"Bill, back on task, dear," Molly reminded him.

"Right. Sorry mum. Madam Bones, I can give you the coordinates to portkey someone in. I warded the Hibari Estate, and it would be best if they appeared outside. If you know of a trusted healer, I suggest that you send them, with the auror."

"I agree. Thank you Curse Breaker Weasley. I'll send Healer Tyler, as they will use discretion. Now, what are those coordinates?" Amelia Bones requested. It took a few moments for Bill to relay the exact location, but it seemed that once she had the coordinates that the access noise dropped out of the background.

"Bill, hand me over to Fon," Nana was back on the phone.

Fon winced in worry, but took the phone, "Nana?"

"Take me off of speaker phone."

"You're off," Fon grimaced.

"While I appreciate you making sure that Renato doesn't kill our perp, please make sure he still can talk and breathe. We need details of what exactly he did to the girls," Nana informed him.

"Understood. I give you my word," Fon replied, and let out a small sigh of relief that he wasn't be chewed out.

He sighed too soon.

"Next time, please keep me better informed and involved. I do worry about you all," Nana guilt tripped him. "Please hand the phone to Renato."

"Yes, Nana," Fon handed the phone over and shook his head tiredly at Renato.

"Nana," Renato deadpanned.

"I get that you're mad, but I know you can be mad and have a clear head. Take a breath and think! Got it? I am not saying not to tutor the moron a bit, and to give him hard-core training. I'm sure he'd think that was pure torture. Make sure you take his wand, if Bill hasn't already," Nana huffed out her annoyance.

"So, you're saying that I can torture him to my specifications, as long as he talks and doesn't have his wand?" Renato smirked.

"Yes. Just make sure to use your head, and let Fon in on the tutoring too," Nana sighed. "Hand me off to Skull."

"Thank you, Nana-chan," Renato smirked as he tossed the phone to Skull.

Skull acted like he almost was going to drop it, but Kasumi could see that it was just an act, "Moshi Moshi! Skull here!"

"Skull, thank you for trying to get them both to see reason. However, I'm not sure that placing yourself between them was the best course of action," Nana sighed yet again.

"Don't worry about me, ane. I promise to be careful. Sorry I forgot to tell you we made it safely," Skull pouted.

"All is forgiven, otōto," Nana chuckled. "Please make sure to return the phone to Kasumi and let me know when the girls are awake."

"Will do! Love you ane!" Skull grinned and handed the phone off to Kasumi, who had taken her hands off of her ears.

"Kasumi, thank you for calling me. They should be better now. Please stay away from the newest man, but the red-head is safe. Kasumi, did you want to chat with Ranma, Nabiki, and Akane, while we've got you on the phone?" Nana asked.

"That would be wonderful! Thank you Nana!"

"One moment. Ranma! Akane! Nabiki! Kasumi is on the phone for you three!"

"KASUMI! I miss you SOOOOOOOOOOOOO much!" Akane had reached the phone first.

"So what are we going to do to him to get him to talk?" Bill asked curiously.

"I was thinking mountain climbing," Fon smiled evilly.

"While being chased by bears," Renato chimed in, and the exact same smile was on his face.

"Remind me why you two aren't related?" Skull sighed, "Fine, just don't let him die. We need him to talk. If he doesn't after that, I'll strap him to the back of my bike and do a lot of stunts with him along for the ride."

At the mention of everything, it almost seemed that Goyle was paling, but that couldn't be, as he was still petrified.

Shamal and Bianchi tried every test they knew, but only one thing was the same on each girl, and it made both of them twitch. If they told any of the guys outside, bar Bill, their captive wouldn't last the night.