Harry Potter & The Order of the Angstlords

by TheLegendOfSwords

An alternate reality where the events following the Goblet of Fire end up happening in a different way that is bizarre and over the top.

2. Chapter 2: Flight of the Gryffindors

Chapter 2: Flight of the Gryffindors

This year Harry, Hermione, and Ron rode their broomsticks to Hogwarts. The scene of the trees passing beneath them should've been a breathtaking sight, but due to budget constraints, the three students were green screened over a badly compressed GIF animation of trees passing by at a freakishly fast rate.

Hermione was singing, "Over the hills and far away, over the hills and over the—!"

"Shut up, Whoremione! I don't care!" said Harry.

The rest of their flight was awkwardly silent.