I don't own KHR, HP, Sherlock, or Ranma 1/2!

Quick Note: Sorry, time got away from me. I've been battling a cold/sinus infection and it doesn't help when co-workers who overuse essential oils/perfumes stand right next to me. I'm going to try to get this out today, but if I don't I apologize in advance.

D C JoKeR H S: Yes, she has a tendency to do that. When Nana finds out, it will not be all puppies and roses. Oh, and I haven't forgotten that I gave them all pets. Thank you for letting me know I was portraying Dobby the right way! Harry may have some issues with the Malfoy's but we'll have to see.

FANactic Writer: I hope so! Glad you're enjoying seeing Lucius begin to get his just desserts.

Strange Little Elf

*POP!*

Everyone in the hotel room turned to stare at the spot besides Harry. The Weasley's watched on with confusion, while Ranma, Tsuna, and their elements all adopted positions ready to take out the creator of said sound.

"The Great Harry Potter!"

"Dobby?" Harry blinked at his friend in surprise.

"Dobby is so glad to be finding the Great Harry Potter! Dobby tried the old place the Great Harry Potter was, but couldn't find him. So, Dobby try again! Dobby found the Great Harry Potter!"

"Dobby, what are you doing here? Are you all right?" Harry asked worriedly, barely noticing that Ranma and the others were putting away their hidden weapons, but still staying on their guards.

"Dobby bes coming for the Great Harry Potter's help!" Dobby's ear flopped hopefully as he clutched his hands together, almost as if in a silent prayer.

"What type of help, Dobby?" Harry asked in concern.

"Mistress Cissy and Little Master Drake are being hurt by bad old master. Mistress Cissy said if she could find the head of House Black, that they could stop bad old master. Dobby knows the Great Harry Potter can help! Because the Great Harry Potter is the Great Harry Potter! And the Great Harry Potter freed Dobby, he can free Mistress Cissy and Little Master Drake, too!" Dobby exclaimed excitedly.

"The head of House Black? Do you mean Sirius Black? My Godfather?" Harry blinked in confusion. He didn't know anyone named *Cissy* or *Drake.* The closest person he knew to *Drake* was Draco Malfoy.

"The Great Harry Potter knows a Black?! Dobby KNEW that the Great Harry Potter would know what to do!" Dobby was now bouncing from his left foot to his right, excitedly.

"Harry, is everything all right?" Ranma frowned worriedly at the strange creature between him and Harry.

"It's okay, Ranma. Dobby already promised to never try to save my life again," Harry let the older boy know offhandedly, before turning back to the house elf. "So, what exactly do you need Sirius for?"

"To get rid of Mistress Cissy's marriage and help Little Master Drake get away from bad old master," Dobby stopped bouncing as he thought about bad old master. "Bad old master is very mean, and..."

"I'll go get Sirius, Harry," Tsuna nodded to the younger boy. "Ranma, keep an eye on them." Tsuna hurried out of the room, something told him that time was of the essence. He almost flew through the hallways, until he reached the mass of the remaining adults. Thankfully, he sighted his mother, "Mama!"

"Tsuna, is everything-" Nana began as she sensed something and moved towards her son.

"Harry needs you and Sirius-Oji. There's a strange creature called Dobby that wants to talk to Sirius-Oji," Tsuna informed her.

"How did he get up here without passing any of us? That's not probable," Sherlock frowned, and with little Sam in his grasp, he and the rest of the adults followed Nana and Sirius into the other room.

"Sirius-Oji meet Dobby, Harry's friend," Tsuna stated calmly.

"A pleasure. But first nephew, can you tell me what you mean by calling me Oji?" Sirius asked curiously.

"Uncle," Tsuna shrugged.

"Oh. Okay. So, what'd you need me for, Harry?" Sirius asked curiously.

"I didn't, Dobby said he did. Something about needing the head of House Black to save two people by getting rid of a marriage?" Harry shrugged in confusion.

"Dobby, I am head of House Black. Who requests my aid?" Sirius frowned in confusion.

"Mistress Cissy and Little Master Drake!" Dobby informed Sirius, before stage whispering, "Theys don't know Dobby was going to get the Great Harry Potter to help Dobby find you."

"Narcissa? Narcissa Malfoy?" Sirius blinked at the elf in shock.

"Wait, Malfoy?!" Harry gaped at Dobby.

"Isn't Malfoy the one who influences the Minister and holds great sway over the Ministry?" John Watson asked curiously.

"Yes John, he's also aware of me," Mycroft scowled.

"How aware?" Sherlock frowned in worry.

"Enough that I have to be careful around the man, if I see him roaming the streets. Luckily, most streets he considers slumming," Mycroft informed his brother.

"Back to Cissa needing help. Why does she need House Black?" Sirius asked the elf, deadly serious.

"Because bad old master hit and hurt kind Mistress and Little Master," Dobby informed Sirius Black. "The Great Harry Potter's Sirius Black can help Mistress Cissy and Little Master Drake, yes?"

"Sirius, you can't seriously be considering helping-"

"Amelia, Cissy was my favorite cousin before she was engaged to Malfoy. She didn't even care that I was a Gryffindor. Andy was the only other one. Dobby are you sure that Cissy needs my help?" Sirius asked again.

"Yes! Yes! Dobby sure!" Dobby bobbed his head excitedly.

"Nana, I know this may be a bit much, with how many people are already staying here, and all. But do you think-"

"Two more won't do any harm. Mai, do you think owning a hotel would be a good investment?" Nana turned to her sister in all but blood.

"At this rate, it'd be cheaper," Mai chuckled. "I'll get on it."

Lucius cringed as Fudge called him into his office, only to see that he was still afflicted with Delores. That was enough for the Minister, "Delores, why don't you take the day off-?"

"I REFUSE TO LEAVE MY POST OR VISIT WITH THAT HORRIBLE MUGGLE MAN!" Delores bemoaned as loud as a banshee, "Mr. Malfoy is so nice to let me borrow his shoulder to cry on!"

"My pleasure, madam. However, I do have other engagements-" Lucius began.

"Nonsense, Lucius. I'll wait until you and Delores are through," Fudge shivered a bit, jiggling his jowls as he slipped back into his office. "Better Lucius than me."