"It says here 'Kagome'" Remus told him, holding up the corner of one of the blankets. The name looked to have been hand stitched into the cloth. The blanket in question was a simple plain blue outlined in faded pink, moth-eaten and dirty, a far cry from what Sirius would have deemed sanitary for a child. Remus held the baby in one arm and the blanket in the other. Sirius had to hand it to him, he looked like a natural.
"No last name?" Sirius inquired reaching for the blanket to examine it.
"It's possible that Kagome is a last name, but no, no other names besides that"
Sirius sighed and stopped searching the fabric for more clues "Fine then we call her Kagome. It is a her, yes?"
"Only one way to know," Remus said. Of course at that particular moment, Kagome started crying again, "Perfect, you can find out. She needs to be changed."
"WHAT! No, no, no, Remus I don't do 'changing'"
"Well you made me hold her"
"That's entirely different! Besides, I don't have anything to change her with. I didn't exactly plan on having a baby."
Remus sighed pinching the bridge of his nose with his free hand while Kagome screamed in his ear. It was like having two kids with him instead of one. "Look, get Kreacher to go and get diapers and stuff, then you can change her." Sirius had a look on his face that Remus knew wasn't a good sign.
"That's perfect! Why don't we let Kreacher do it!"
Remus gave Sirius a deadpan look "We are not having your house elf change her. She is your kid you have to do it."
Defeated Sirius called to the old house elf and did as his friend bade him, telling the elf to get him emergency baby supplies. He watched as Kreacher apparated away and slumped into the only other chair in the room besides that one Kagome had been in. The baby continued to scream and screech and grate on Sirius' nerves in general. Comparatively, Remus looked the picture of a saint, still holding the human headache in his arms while his ears got a thorough beating. The pounding in Sirius' head became worse until he really could not handle it anymore. He took out his wand,
"Silencio" And suddenly there was quiet. Blissful, beautiful silence. He could still see Kagome crying but no sound came out. Remus looked at Sirius sharply, "You did not just-"
"It's not hurting her Remus, don't give me that look"
AN~
Whew! Another chapter out! Please let me know what you think! The ending of this one was inspired by a Tumblr post by hpconversations. enjoy~!
disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or Harry Potter