I don't own KHR, HP, Ranma 1/2, Sherlock, or any Marvel characters!

Quick Note: I just did a 45 minute rush job, so this may take longer to turn out than I anticipate.

foxchick1: Not quite where I plan to place Algie, but you're on the right track. Just not yet, we've a bit to go before he gets his just deserts.

Guest: It's guaranteed, that or the truth will come out. Karma will get him when it's time. Yes, he is doing something shady, and no I'm not 100% on what it is. He's not a Lestrange, he's the brother of Augusta's deceased husband.

D C JoKeR H S: Yep! On the money! After all, I think Alice's prior occupation was... Well, you'll find out in this chapter. Yep, Algie isn't the most friendly of Great Uncle's, and he is bold, but not bold enough to talk that way to Augusta's face. FYI, I still need to buy that notebook.

Shinigami: Once again, you and I are on the same page, but it may take longer than either of us would like to get there. Also, Harry does like to downplay things, but mostly that's when he's involved. When it's his friends on the line, he's like a dog with a juicy bone, never going to let it go.

FANactic Writer: He's scared of Augusta, so that isn't something he's going to do, just yet. Yes, he is a parasite. Glad you're enjoying it so far!

Down the Rabbit Hole

Neville hurried as he fell out of the fireplace in the Leaky Cauldron. He marched outside, right past Tom the barkeep, and immediately hailed the Knightbus. He loitered for a few moments after the Knightbus zoomed up to the curb, long enough for him to catch sight of his Gran's hat out of the corner of his eye.

"Hullo. I'm Stan Shunpike and I'll be your conductor this fine evening. Any baggage to check?" Stan asked from a script.

"Just the trunk, but I've got it," Neville informed Stan as he got on the bus.

"NEVILLE!" his Gran called just as he stepped on the bus, and the doors closed when he chucked the galleon at Stan and Ernie.

"To the Hibari in London, and step on it!" Neville told Stan, Ernie, and the shrunken head.

"You heard him, Ern. Step on it!" Stan smirked as the Knightbus took off and flung him onto a bed.

"Oof!" Neville grunted as he fell flat on the bed.

"Now, what'd you say your name was, again?" Stan asked curiously.

"I didn't," Neville gasped out with a cough as they made a sharp left turn.

"So, you hear about Sirius Black? He's escaped from Azkaban with a bunch of others," Stan decided to gossip.

"How'd they escape?" Neville decided to let Stan talk on, so he didn't have to give his name.

"Well no one knows. They're the first ones to do it! But they'd have to be murderers, what with Black being a supporter of the Dark Lord an all," Stan informed him.

"Stan, about how long until we reach-" Neville yelped as he flew forward into the front glass of the bus.

"The Hibari, London. Have a good day kid, and good luck getting a room. Looks like this place is pretty ritzy," Stan whistled in surprise.

"Ah! Mr. Longbottom, we've been expecting you," a well dressed man appeared at the door of the Hibari. "I'm Mycroft Holmes, a pleasure, I'm sure. And where is your Grandmother? I was told that she was expected..."

"Gran's following me. I had to, or she'd never have come. I kinda raced out of the house without telling her exactly where I was going, but loudly said it so that she should be following in about five or ten minutes, give or take," Neville shrugged. "Uncle Algie isn't as observant to notice what I did."

"Good lad," Mycroft picked up Neville's trunk and brought him inside. "Welcome to the Hibari. Your hosts are upstairs in the temporary Medical Floor. Hello Luna, are you done with Sirius?"

"Hello Mycroft Holmes. Yes, it went very well. He now understands a bit more about Seers. Hello Neville Longbottom. It's lovely to see that you've temporarily lost the wrackspurts around you. I do hope they leave your Gran alone when she arrives, but they are drawn to anxiety and fowl hats," Luna smiled at him.

"Hey Luna," Neville sighed in relief. "Do you trust this gent?"

"He's the British Government for Non-Magical England, he's trustworthy enough, but don't blindly trust him," Luna looked a bit puzzled by his question.

"Thanks Luna," Neville tried to unscramble the answer she'd given him.

"May I show him to Harry?" Luna asked Mycroft, before continuing, "Thank you!" Luna dragged Neville over to the elevators and punched floor number 13.

"Luna?" Neville jumped as the elevator doors closed.

"It will be fine, Neville. Your mother wasn't the best Auror-Spell Creator for nothing," Luna smiled as the doors opened and she pulled him further down the hall.

"Mum was an Auror? And a Spell Creator?!" Neville gaped.

"Don't worry, she'll love you," Luna reassured him before pushing him into the room with a large bed; one still comatose man, his father, still laying in the bed.

"Hey Nev," Harry smiled when he saw his friend. He had been sitting on a fainting sofa that wasn't too near the bed.

"Harry! What exactly happened?" Neville began to question his friend and school roommate, when he heard a door open and soft steps.

"Don't worry, Alice, he's will love you. You're an absolute treasure," Nana came into the room followed by a beautiful blonde woman with wet hair.

"Mum?" Neville gaped in shock.

"Neville?" Alice had tears in her eyes as she dropped the set of slippers she'd been carrying and held her arms out for baby, hopeful he'd listen to the gesture.

Neville didn't disappoint and flew into her arms, "Mummy!"

"Neville! Oh, my baby," Alice was crying tears of joy.

Back at the Leaky, Augusta saw exactly what Neville had done and she quickly hailed the Knightbus and tossed a galleon at Stan, "You just picked up my grandson from here. I will be dropped off where he went!"

"Hullo, I'm Stan Shunpike and I'll be your conductor this evening. Please, have a seat. Hey Ernie, we're going to the Hibari again!" Stan shouted.

"WAHOO! Hang onto your fowl hat, lady! Let 'er rip Ernie!" the shrunken head ordered the driver.

Augusta gaped as she was flung to the back of the bus, and then fell face-down onto one of the beds, "Bloody hell! I hate this bus!"

It didn't take the Knightbus very long to return to the Hibari, but it had been almost fifteen minutes since Neville's arrival. Mycroft was waiting for Augusta, much the same way he'd waited for Neville.

"Young man! I'm looking for my grandson, Neville. Have you seen a young boy around here?" Augusta attempted to interrogate him.

"I do believe that he went into this building, madam. If you'd like to follow me, I can take you to the exact floor he got off on," Mycroft directed Augusta with a hidden smirk.

"Well, get on with it!" Augusta blustered as he had offered her his arm, but she refused to take it.

"As you wish," Mycroft's eye twitched a bit, as he led Augusta to the elevators. "Floor thirteen."

"Thirteen?" Augusta frowned, "I thought that it was bad luck for hotels to have a floor thirteen?"

"Normally, it is, but when it's the lucky number of the owner, it will always have a thirteen," Mycroft tried not to sneer as she huffed, waiting impatiently for the elevator to open.

"Wonderful," Augusta grumbled, as she tapped her foot irritably until the doors of the elevator opened. "About time!"

"To the left. Room number 32," Mycroft gestured for her to take the lead.

Augusta stormed forward, and burst through the door without knocking, making everyone turn to look at her in shock, and for her to gape at the one sight that she thought she'd never see again, Neville in Alice's embrace, "Alice?"

"Gusty?" Alice blinked in surprise, "Is everything all right?"

Luna smiled as she skipped up to Sirius, "Hello again!"

"Luna, what did you do?" Sirius raised a curious eyebrow.

"I did nothing, but Neville's Gran followed Neville like Alice going down the rabbit hole after the white rabbit," Luna smiled as she laughed merrily at him.

"Shishishi! His mother's name is Alice, but you're comparing him to the white rabbit and his Gran to Alice in Wonderland," Belphegor laughed as he appeared out of the shadows. "The prince knew that you were going to be amusing, Moon Priestess."

"I'm glad you think so, your highness," Luna took the hand he offered her and they both skipped out of the room, leaving Sirius to stare at the odd sight.

"Fufufu!" Mukuro appeared out of Sirius' shadow, "What you're thinking is that it's not the strangest thing that you've seen, lately."

"Exactly," Sirius deadpanned. "You know I think those two make a rather cute, if strange, couple."

"Nana wanted me to remind you to write your wolf," Mukuro handed Sirius a pad of paper and a pen. "Harry said you can use Hedwig."

"Oh. Thanks," Sirius accepted the items blankly and didn't notice when Mukuro disappeared. He looked up at the ceiling with a tired sigh, "Prongs, Lils, if you're watching over us, please make sure that I don't get any crazier."