Tyson interviews the fanfiction community
Embarrassing moments from fanfiction authors.
"Okay guys, I have a little twist to my show and it's something in which most authors have been pretty excited about. Today, I am going to share with you, the most embarrassing moments in some of your lives. Oh yes, everyone has been talking to me and my producer over the past few days and some of the stories have been hilarious."
The crowd clap their hands and cheer at the champion as he starts to chuckle amongst himself.
"Let's start tame, and then work our way up the 'shocking scale' shall we? Some of you guys are just as wild as Max." The retired champion shifted through his show cards and continued to laugh to himself. "Our first victim is Solitaireseraphim . Silvertaciturn. She says she is a clumsy person, but one time she spent an hour searching for her glasses but they were on her head. Oh dear… Kenny has done that so many times."
"Okay, this was from Soumita: she said she got angry at school and punched a guy in the nose. He ended up with a fractured nose and blood clot." A cringe left Tyson's figure and he playfully tugged the collar of his yellow t-shirt. "Well, we all know who to not annoy now don't we?" He joked and clapped with the audience.
"Next we have LadyDiamond20, she has admitted that she has kissed a girl by mistake." Suddenly the champions cheeks flared up and he cleared his throat. "I'd love to know the backstory to that. Did it get exciting?!"
The crowd then wolf whistled and Tyson laughed at his cheeky audience. "We have a response from
"Indigo Jupiter! She says her most embarrassing moment was that she got hit by a football in a face and her face was swollen and pink. On that very same day, some kid threw up in a school bus and some parts of his puke landed on her uniform. She wasn't impressed… I wouldn't be either too be honest. You're too nice of a person if you didn't at least punch the kid who booted the football in your face."
"This was submitted by Angel Devastation, she said her pants have fallen down on a school trip." Tyson lowered the card and pulled a jaw dropping face. "This shocking scale has shot up drastically. The guys in the audience have just leant forwards to ignore their girlfriends. Oh yes, stuff just got real in here… someone open a window."
Removing his jacket, Tyson hung it onto the back of his luxurious chair before continuing, he was getting warm from embarrassment by reading these out. It wasn't the most comfortable thing to talk about – girls kissing girls and their underwear taring up. It was almost porno material that Bryan would share on his Facebook profile.
"I cannot believe you all are sharing this. It's crazy." Tyson then turned his attention to his producer. "I expected more dignified actions from you."
"I never disappoint." The British blonde bit down onto her lower lip and giggled devilishly. "Oh, just hurry up and read it out."
The Dragoon wielder cleared his throat and shifted his eyebrows. "Ann was friends with a guy at school and they were walking home together after a day at the swimming baths. Apparently, Little A Granger was climbing a fence and her t-shirt got caught. So her top flung up and because she wasn't wearing a bra, the guy saw everything - the whole package on her chest. What the hell!? What did the guy do?" He struggled to say everything with his producers brown eyes burning into his skull.
"I just remember his face lighting up and then all of a sudden he wet himself when I begged him to help me get my shirt free. I couldn't hide my chest no matter how far I pulled down on my top. It was so traumatising because I was just 14 years old." Ann went bright red and she hid her face behind her little clipboard. "*Beep* my life."
"I'm now going to move on before I wet myself from laughing." Tyson shuffled through his card and briefly read the next scenario out loud. "This is from L F Granger, another Granger. She says she was sitting on a picnic table and her pants got caught on a nail. So when she got up, the nail ripped a huge hole in her pants…"
Tyson paused to let the audience laugh, "Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse, her pants had ripped in front of the boys' basketball game. Jeez! Because you are a big fan of mine, I will let that one slide." He winked and thought: That would be the only action Eddy would get in his games~
"What school did you all go to? I am calling Max and we are heading there first thing tomorrow morning. Me and him have missed out big time after hearing all this. Jeez with how wild some of you are, I bet Bryan and Kai would even tag along for the hell of it."
Suddenly the girls in the audience scream when they hear the sound of Kai's name being mentioned. Tyson then looked around the stage to see if the Hiwatari had actually walked on stage, but there was no sign of him.
"Phoah, you guys gave me heart attack then. I generally thought he was here.…" Tyson smirked and scratched the back of his neck, "After a show with him around, you'd soon be crying for me to come back, trust me. But our final fanfiction author to humiliate is RPS….I cannot read this out! Max! Come down here and read this out for me."
By now Tyson's face was blood red and he handed the script to his best friend who rushed onto the stage. All the fans of Max screamed with joy and Rei rose to his feet to clap the reunion of the two friends in the spotlight.
"Remember not to hog the stage Max…" Rei winked and laughed at Tyson's sour reaction.
"Shushh." The retired champion hissed and turned his attention back to the blond American. "Go on, read it out buddy. You don't mind discussing this type of stuff."
"About poo? Ohkay." Max read the comment and burst out laughing. His lungs could not grab enough air to recover what he had lost. "RPS said her most embarrassing moment to date: You mean besides walking around with my mom at walmart and her saying very loudly that she has a massive turd stuck up her ass and it feels like she's being *beep* (fucked) by her own *beep* (shit)? God, I wanted to die."
"And that is the end of my show guys, thanks for taking part and….. I have another card here. It's about RPS and Little A Granger…. Uh…" Tyson paused and his face flared up into a violent red colour. "Where is the line here? Do you guys seriously expect me to read this out? Urgh."
Max peeked over Tyson's shoulder and lit up like a curious school boy in a candy store. "Granger has seen Saiko's sized J boobs in a Facebook chat by accident. HOW THE HELL!?" He read out loud with excitement and started to laugh all over again.
"Yea, I think we are going to end it here, just cut for *beep* sake." Tyson hid his face behind the schedule card and rolled his eyes. "And I thought Bryan could be a fruit cake sometimes… Jeez. What is it with these girls and boobs?"
"Those girls have probably seen more woman chest than you Tyson." Max wiped the tears from his eyes and high-fived the front row of the crowd. "Bye guys!"
"People are going to start shipping these girls. For goodness sake." Rei sighed heavily and turned his attention to Mariah who was sat next to him. He didn't know where to look after this 'boob' topic.
A/N: A huge thank you to everyone who got involved with this chapter, it was fucking hilarious reading some of your material. But for 2 weeks guys, I am going to take a short break from writing because my final university deadlines are among me and I want to finish them! Thank you for understanding and keep in touch! Little A Granger~