Tyson Interviews The Fanfiction Community
~Be Our Guest~
Jumping on to the stage whilst waving his hands to the enthusiastic audience, the retired champion couldn't wait to crack on with the show, especially as it had been a few weeks now. (Sorry). "Hello guys! Oh man! It's so good to see you all again! Thank you so much for coming along!" He stated with sensirity in his voice.
But once the atmosphere calmed down, Tyson began his exciting show that was quite unique to all the others that had been previously planned for him. "Today guys, I am going to explore who the Fanfiction authors would compare themselves to be similar to in the Disney world. Oh yes, you do not want to miss this, especially as I have received some amazing and honest messages from the people in the community." He announced, really hyping up the show to keep everyone on board.
"To kick off this show, 27cansoftune compares their personality to be similar to the Disney character, Aladdin and when I asked them why, they said: 'He's the best.' Well, he is cool, but what's he the best at? Hmmm."
"Next up, MasKaiHilFantic described to me why he was similar to Donald Duck. Apparently it's more to do with passion than it is the way he talks." Tyson then lowered his cards to realise what he'd just said, "Wow, that was slightly harsh."
'But if there is a character who I would compare to myself, it'd be Donald Duck. I got a temper like him.' MasKaiHilFantic~
Tyson then shuffled through his script cards and he nodded in agreement to the statement made by the author, "That wasn't very Kai-like now was it? Nah I'm kidding. Donald Duck is a pretty cool guy. How would you cope with a Daisy as a girlfriend though? That's what you need to ask yourself." He then turned his eyes onto the cards to read about the next author.
Funnily enough, the script cards led to his producer.
"Now, Little A Granger..." Tyson paused because he knew his producer wasn't paying attention. She too was busy looking at her mobile phone and reading her Facebook messages. He then spoke out loudly to make her look ahead at the stage, "Which Disney character are you?"
Clearing her throat because the camera was shoved in her face, the blonde flashed a nervous smile before answering, "Well... I'd say I'm like Elsa because she too was just a good girl who gave up on trying to please everyone. She found happiness in being left alone with her family, and so did I. She's a big sister, so everything she does, I can relate to because I've been there and done it." She then leaned past the camera to stick up her thumb to the champion.
"Hey! I'm over here!" The host demanded, enjoying the idea of the cameras being focused back onto him. "This is the Tyson Granger show! Oh, and by the way, a Guest review asked you a question Ann. How old are you?"
Pushing her lower lip down to reveal that she was uncomfortable with the topic, the author then responded bluntly, "Well, my name was inspired by the fact that I was always the youngest in my group of fanfiction friends... Oohhhhh do I have to answer this? Tyson its rude to ask a lady how old she is. I'm not doing it." Ann protested, wanting to have a fit in a spoilt manner.
"I don't care if its rude, you need to answer the question."
"Fine." Little A Granger eyed him in a sulkish gesture, "I'm in my early 20s. However, I'm not saying anymore because I don't want people to know my real identity."
"Oh cut the rubbish Ann." Tyson burst out laughing, "You need to answer the question, I am demanding that you do..."
"And I will replace you with Kai if you don't move on from my age!"
Straightening up in his seat, the Granger stopped laughing for a brief second. But once he watched the blonde sigh in a guilty expression, Tyson continued his laughing fit. "Oh man, she can't stay mad at anyone for long. Anyways, Guest, she's 22." Just as that number tickeled past his tonsiles, his producer threw her clipboard at him.
"I warned you! Where's Kai? Get him on the phone now. I'm changing my username to Little A Hiwatari."
"Oh come on! You would so have done the same to me!"
Ducking to avoid the item, the host watched his producer walk into the crowd with her hands placed on either side of her hot cheeks. She then sit next to the guests because she clearly was pissed at the Granger for his careless actions. That was her 'time out zone.'
Slightly left in an awkward position, the champion adjusted himself and he turned his attention back to the camera. "Back to the Disney characters comparison, I am going to feature an author who has been writing for some time now. She has changed her username from az23b into something quite remarkable - Aegri Somnia Vana, she compares herself to be similar to Jafar from the movie, Aladdin." He paused at the sudden realisation of her chosen character.
Tyson's eyes lit up and he cracked a big smile, "Whooah. I then asked her whos mind she'd love to control and she replied," He turned the audiences attention to the video tape playing on the large screens.
"Anyone would do. Maybe I would go mind controlling random people off the street! But preferably the candy shopkeepers into letting me get away with all the candy." Aegri Somnia Vana then stuck her thumb up to Max in the audience, who was cheering to support her decision.
"I'll share the candy with you!" The blond American announced as he too began to chuckle. "Go Jafar!"
"Haha! That is brilliant. Hey! I want some of that candy too Max! But here is why the author believes she's similar to Jafar." Tyson piped up to focus the camera back onto him, "It's a good read..."
'I think I'd prefer Jafar. He has the perfect amount of sarcastic humour meddling with a cool tempered personality, however ruthless when unleashed at incompetent people. Plus... I prefer the poisonous snake if a familiar is taken into account, and as Jafar well represents that with his staff and all so... *tick mark* Check! Talking about powers who doesn't wanna shapeshift and control minds, yeah?'
"I told you it was good didn't I?" Tyson winked as he picked up his glass of water to take a gentle sip. "However, last, but not least, we have Indigo Jupiter. I've deliberately left her to be the last author because it's the way she describes herself. I mean, who would see themselves being Disney twins with a hilarious snowman who would melt for his friends? Well, here's exactly what she said to me."
'Ah let see...because i tend to joke around a lot. My laugh is funny (according to people). And when I walk, my sisters say you walk like Olaf. But mostly...I care a lot ^^... after all; 'Some people are worth melting for...' - Indigo Jupiter~
"That's a true friend right there." Tyson praised before chucking his script cards over his shoulder carelessly, "Well guys, that's all I have time for today. Join me next time as I interview Indigo Jupiter on my upcoming show! But first, I'd like to say a huge thank you for everyone who participated in this show and see you all soon! Oh! Before I forget! If you guys wanna get involved in the Disney discussion, comment below on who you compare yourself to be and why!"
A/N: I really, really didn't want to reveal how old I am. I have been avoiding that delicate piece of knowledge for years, especially as I like to keep people guessing. But when the Guest asked me in the comments, fuck me did I cry on the way to work haha. Anyways, thank you so much to all the authors who put up with my harassment over the past few days, you guys are amazing and I really appreciate your support - Granger~