I'm gonna say this again and again. I'm not the owner of anything except for my ocs.
CH 7
The day has arrived, Team placements. Sitting in the classroom with the other graduates was a little nerve-racking. Most of them I did not know. Hinata and Ayame had introduced me to a few people but only a few of them were in my class. Pinky and Blondy are sitting on my right while Hinata is sitting on my lap sleeping. Ever since that night that both her and Ayame had 'persuaded' me to forgive them, I haven't been happier. "Hey, Naruto so what is your uncle like anyway," Pinky asks me. "Yeah what is he like. He trained you to be so awesome so is he a powerful shinobi." Blondy says while moving too Pinkys lap. "Well, girls, this is him." I pull out a bingo book and turn to page ten.
Name; Curtis Grimm
Rank; S
Known villages; Konohagakure, Kiri
Rank; Jounin
Known aliases; Brothers Grimm
Known affiliates; Jacob Grimm (see page 11)
Personal Data.
Age 37
height 6ft 1in.
Weapon none
Element type. Fire and lightning release.
Genjutsu Unknown
Taijutsu Unknown
Curtis grim seems to be able to form fire and lightning release with little to no hand seals. This might be a kekkei Genkai but it is unknown for certain. He is one of two Grimm clan members to receive a Bingo book entry. He is part of the group The Brothers Grimm consisting of him and Jacob Grimm ( see page 11). He tends to wear a long crimson red robe that covers some sort of armor.
Bounty.
Iwa 50,000,000 ryo Dead, 100,000,000 ryo Alive Approach with extreme caution
Kumo 100,000,000 ryo dead, 50,000,000 Ryo Alive Approach with extreme caution
"Wow, your teacher seems to be a bit of a badass, "Pinkie says to me. "Actually both he and his brother trained me." I turn to page eleven as I say this.
Name; Jacob Grimm
Rank; S
Known villages; Konohagakure, Kiri
Rank; Jounin
Known aliases; Brothers Grimm
Known affiliates; Curtis Grimm (see page 10)
Personal Data.
Age 35
height 5Ft 11in.
Weapon twin serrated blades
Element type. Wind release.
Genjutsu Unknown
Taijutsu Unknown
Jacob grim seems to be able to form his wind release with little to no hand seals. This might be a kekkei Genkai but it is unknown for certain. He is one of two Grimm clan members to receive a Bingo book entry. He is part of the group The Brothers Grimm consisting of him and Curtis Grimm ( see page 10). He tends to wear a long black robe that covers some sort of armor.
Bounty.
Iwa 50,000,000 ryo Dead, 100,000,000 ryo Alive Approach with extreme caution
Kumo 100,000,000 ryo dead, 50,000,000 Ryo Alive ,Approach with extreme caution
"Both of these guys trained you. Dam no wonder why you nailed the finals." Blondy says handing back the bingo book. After I take back the bingo book Blondy leans into Sakura lovingly and closes her eyes. My gaze meets Pinkies and we both sigh. The door to the classroom open and in walks Sasuke and Shikamaru. Both of them wave at me and I wave back. Both boys come and join us. "Hey, Naruto how are you," Sasuke asks me. "Well I passed the exam and I have the most beautiful girl on my lap right now how do you think I'm doing, "I said winking. "I know what you mean," he replies taking the seat next to mine. He then pulls Shikamaru onto his lap and kisses him. "You know you are so troublesome, but I love it," Shikamaru says breaking the kiss. "ALRIGHT KIDS SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME," Iruka says walking in followed by Itachi. "Alright, you are now genin it has been a pleasure to be your sensei for all these years. I would like to start out by saying that you know holdummmmmm" Iruka is silenced by a kiss from Itachi. "You always drone on let's get to the placements. The sooner you get off the sooner we can play." Itachi says. "Fine alright so listen up team one is"I drone out his talking and focus on the woman sitting on my lap. " team seven Sasuke Uchiha. Sakura Haruno, and Kiba Inuzuka. Jonin sensei latetashi. Team eight Hinata Hyuga, Shino Aburame, and Naruto Uzumaki Grimm. Sensei Kurenai Yuhi. team nine still in circulation. Team ten Ino Yamanaka, Shikamaru Nara, Choji Akimichi. Jounin sensei Asuma Sarutobi. Your senseis should be here in about an hour." Iruka says. He walks out followed by Itachi. The door the hour passes by quickly thanks to Ayame's visit. As she leaves team tens sensei enters. "Team ten you're with me let's go," he says passively. One by one each team leaves until only two are left. Team seven and eight.
"Hime let's prank Kurenai when she shows up, " I say too Hinata "Naruto-kun let's do it," I whisper the plan too Hinata quickly and we move to make it happen. Quickly I write a seal above the door and windows. Hinata places a genjutsu on herself with a bucket of paste. We wait for about ten minutes until I feel a familiar chakra signature. I smile at Hinata and she gets ready. The door opens and my seal kicks off. Gallons of water poor down on the unsuspecting Jonin. After all the water has been dumped Hinata throws the paste on her. Everyone starts laughing at this until one scream is heard. " GAK IIIIIIIIIII" my face drops into shock. Stanking there wet and pasty is not Kurenai. No, it's worse it's Anko Mitarashi Yuhi. "YOU ARE SO FUCKING DEAD. WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOU ARE GONNA WISH YOU NEVER MET ME. THE REST TEAM EIGHT GO TO TRAINING GROUND EIGHT." I take off out the window not wanting to find out what she would do to me. "DO YOU REALLY THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY FROM ME." bolting around a corner I keep trying to lose her. "NICE TRY DUMBASS GET BACK HERE SO I CAN SHOVE MY FOOT UP YOUR ASS." rounding another corner I see Ayame and I smile. I run past her in a blur. "helloAyameloveyougottogoby." and I plant a kiss on her as I run past. I turn around and see Anko had stopped. "Awwwww that's so sweet he kissed you even when he is running for his life," Anko says. "Wait a minute, GAKI GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE SO I CAN KICK IT" I take off again this time I'm heading towards training ground eight. As I reach the training ground I see my team waiting for me." Kurenai does not look happy at all. Anko has almost caught me at this point but I see my destination. I immediately hide behind Kurenai's legs holding them like a frightened child. "ANKO MITARASHI YUHI WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING," Kurenai yells stopping Anko in her tracks. "Kurenai I um was chasing the gaki since he pranked me." Anko seems too cower in front of her wife. "I DON'T CARE. YOU ARE A JOIN OF KONOHA YOU NEED TO ACT LIKE ONE." Kurenai says. "Nei-chan he drenched me and threw paste on me." Kurenai at this point is fuming. "ANKO you are too return home and stay there till I come back I will deal with you then." Anko face contorts to one of horror. She hangs her head and leaves in a swirl of leaves.
"Alright, kids my name is Kurenai Yuhi. oh and Naruto you are not off the hook by the way." my head drops at this. " I like my wife and genjutsu. I dislike those who look down on women shinobi. Alright, glasses you next" I look over at the one named Shino. "My name is Shino Aburame. I like bugs, I dislike those who think bugs are weak." I nod at this. "Alright, you Hyuga you are next." I look at Hinata and she winks at me. "My name is Hinata Hyuga. I like naruto-kun Kurenai-san and cinnamon rolls. I dislike the caged bird seal." Kurenai nods her head and looks at me. "yes, I have noticed you have been spending a lot of time with Naruto. Pray, tell what you have been doing." Kurenai asks with a sickly sweet smile. "Well, Kurenai-san since you are like a mother to me I will tell you. You should know that you will be a grandmother in about eight months time." Kurenai's eyes go bug-eyed at this. She then faints. All of us start to laugh hard at this. Kurenai regains consciousness not a minute later. "YOU WHAT. NARUTO IM GONNA FUCKING CHOP YOUR NUTS OFF WITH A RUSTY SPOON BOIL THEM AND FEED THEM TOO ANKO TONIGHT FOR PUNISHMENT" I immediately hide behind Hinata. "Kurenai-sensei it was a joke we just kiss and play shogi." I can tell by the look on Kurenai's face that I have gone pale. "Naruto I'm sorry. I didn't mean to threaten you." i raise my head and move back to my original place. "it's fine Kurenai,"I say smiling a little bit. "Anyways naruto you're up." I stand up and get ready. "My name is Naruto Grimm Uzumaki. I like Kurenai-sensei, Hinata-chan, ramen, my uncle and his brother. I dislike nothing as of yet." I say with a smile. "Great job guys. That's it for today go home get some rest and be ready for your test tomorrow. Meet back here by Eight sharp." we all nod and leave. Kurenai catches up to me and Hinata while we walk away.
We all head to Kurenai's house for the night. As we walk into the house I can see that it's a simple one-story house with a few rooms. But what caught me off guard was a dog house in the living room. "Umm Kurenai-san what's with the doghouse," I ask curiously. "Oh, that's for whenever Anko is in the doghouse for angering me. WHICH SHE SHOULD BE IN RIGHT NOW." we all hear a whimper coming from the house. "Anko come here now." Anko comes crawling the doghouse on all fours with a dog collar on printed on the collar is "I'M IN TROUBLE" in big bold letters. "Come here now," Kurenai says pointing too here feet. Anko crawls across the floor and silently sits there. Kurenai bends down and looks Anko in the eye. "Did you learn your lesson" Anko nods and whimpers. The whole site is odd but seems to be commonplace for them. "Good now stand up so I can give you your spankings" Anko stands up while whimpering. Kurenai bends Anko over he leg on the armchair and swats her three times on the ass. "Good now we have company take off the collar and make dinner." Anko smiles and nods. Rushing to take off the collar she heads into the kitchen to make dinner. Hinata nods her head and sits down. After a lovely evening with them, I head home to my place to turn in for the test tomorrow.