The Super Ridonculous Race
Episode 1: None Down In Toronto!
Part 1: A Familar Introduction!

Author's Note: Thanks to UltimateWarriorFan33 for inspiring a susprisingly good chunk of the characters in this fanfic, as he kinda helped to basically get me back onto this kind of crossover story.

Also, this thing is technically a sequel to the Grand Ridonculous Race...all things considered, there's teams that are actually returning from that fanfic and that's about it.

Also, 91 teams is definitely a lot, Andrew Bubbles, yes it is!

I'm ready to make this fanfic the best it can be, so ACTUALLY send a review my way to see what I can improve


Since the introduction of 91 teams and 182 people, Don was really ready to get the first episode started with a hard kick to the face, ready to make this start the best it could be and since he already told people that no-one was dying, things were all smooth sailing.

''Okay, so there's 91 teams that here to race in crazy locations, deal with each other and attempt to win five million dollars!''

This guy was sure that these ninety was really the creme de la creme, despite some of the teams having some crazy criminal backgrounds that they had.

''With these teams, they'll travel to all sorts of locations from the ordinary city to remote jungles to high mountains!''

The locations were definitely there, as that was just three of the locations that were litterally on offer, as there's a lot more for this super season of the race that's gonna keep on moving.

''With the locations set, the cast ready and the drama prepared, as long as no-one's dead...It's THE SUPER...RIDONCULOUS RACE!''

Don teeth shined once again, as that was pretty much the intro's transition to this young host walking towards the contestants.

We've got no theme song again, but the teams have already arrived, so it's that time of the show again to introduce the show once again.

''Okay, so there's way too many teams and they're going to go through the world...on a race to the end of the planet!'' Don announced, with his headphones screeching. ''Yes, I did introduce them before this episode and yeah, they're all here.''


As the contestants were actually there, Don somehow managed to be late...apparently.

''Today, you guys are starting your journey to travel around the world from country to country! On this edition of the race, at the end of the chill zone, two teams will be eliminated in each leg!''

Everybody was a little bit shocked, even if they were actually smart enough to realize that it would already take long.

''At the end of the many legs with danger, animals and challenges, you guys will take FIVE million dollars!''

A lot of people were just excited in their own ways, as Sonic and Knuckles were repeatedly fistbumping, Leni was just making Lori jump together, Wario and Waluigi were just rubbing her hands and K' & Maxima were preparing themselves.

''Look over here! This is a Don Box, the gateway to the challenges, animals and probably all of the danger in EVERY SINGLE leg!''

The contestants were actually looking right at the Don Box, which was also designed based on every single country that the teams were going to visit.

''And this time, the challenges are very varied, from the classic Botch-or-Watch to the new Versus, where you guys go head to head!''

Mario and Wario were both looking at each other like they were ready to do some throwing down, as Balrog and Terry were just doing the same thing.

''Anyways, I got an hour-long edition of a show, so YA READY?!''

''Yeah, so shut your mouth.'' K' told the main man.

The contestants were all prepared in their own way to win it all once again...or just to win, as Don just dropped his hand and side-stepped out of the way to avoid his doom.

''Is this season going to be the death of me...who knows?'' Don asked, still a little scared.

"Where's my money!" Balrog shouted, as Vega was just not in the mood to deal with his foolishness.


All 92 teams were actually really prepared to do their stuff, as they were on their way to the first challenge of the whole season, as they were really willing to make themselves part of the best reality show in the world, as the runners were trying to be as fast as Sonic, who was just in the lead.

''Geez, you guys better speed up or else, you're gonna lose!'' Sonic proclaimed, ready to win.

''And here comes the faster guys!'' Dante exclaimed, ready to deal with the blue blur and the echidna.

''What-'' Knuckles said, as he was just punch-grabbing trash cans. ''Hey, I'm not even that fast!''

Sonic, Dante, Knuckles and Trish were actually ready to run as hard as they could, as they were just heading towards the second Don Box and the major battle was just getting started in an old location.

This old location was also where the first challenge was taking place at, so it wasn't really go time yet for everyone...

...as some teams were lacking the speed in the case of Ed and Edd

''Why is everybody much faster than us?'' Ed asked, just kinda running in a bit of a day dream.

''Because they're tough people to beat.'' Edd told him, as they were just in the bottom of the leaderboard.

The first team to actually hit the Don Box was also the teams with the best reactions in the game...so far.

''Stairs and Scares? Well, I'm up for that!'' Frank enthuastically exclaimed, just ready to take it in its stride.

''Sweet, it's also an All-In!'' Sonic said, as he just snatched the ticket. ''Knuckles, we've got to do both challenges!''

''On it!'' Knuckles proclaimed, running towards victory. ''Sonic, you're right behind me!''

''I know.'' Sonic told him smugly.

*CONFESSIONAL w/ Sonic & Knuckles*

''I've used my speed a ton of times.'' Sonic said. ''This should be the easiest thing I could do.''

''Don't worry, Sonic! I can be fast and quick!'' Knuckles exclaimed, fist bumping his friend.

''Wait, you didn't skip leg day, right?'' Sonic asked, sceptically, as the echnidna's legs were small.

"Nah, it's just my legs are small, thank you." Knuckles fired back, somewhat pissed off at the remark.

Knuckles and Sonic were just still being pretty smug.

*CONFESSIONAL w/ Mario & Luigi*

''Luigi, never look down, okay?'' Mario suggested, ready to climb the stairs.

''Why would I look down?'' Luigi told him, seriously. ''It's not like there's ghosts here!"

"Phew! That's great!" Mario was just relieved at his brothers.

*CONFESSIONAL END*

The first challenge was going to be revealed pretty damn soon, as most of the teams that were really in this challenge to win very hard...even if they didn't have the physical skills to win the first half of the leg.


To be continued with Part 2, where the first challenge is getting started...and also I needed to upload something for some dumb reason!

Yes, there's 92 teams!