The Super Ridonculous Race
Episode 1: None Down In Toronto!
Part 2: Stairs, Scares and 91 Pairs!
Don was back to introduce the first challenge once again to all of the people that were new to this race, as he was looking...better than ever in the CN Tower.
''Yes, the first two challenges are back as one single challenge! An All-In challenge in a challenge that both members do!''
This guy was just looking towards the stairs that were now just opened for the guys that were in it to win it.
''There's just over 2,500 flights of stairs for everybody!''
The stairs were being shown from a camera with some of the best zoom, as there was just a ton of flights of stairs rising
''And THEN, they have to walk around this definitely safe skywalk!''
Said skywalk was back with one of the toughest safety rails in existance, as the rail stayed there like it was meant to.
''Not to worry, we've got an resting area at the end...because this show is for everybody, but it's still an race!''
There was actually several places to just catch your breath at the end of this challenge of hard work...both at the bottom and at the top, as the challenge was also upped.
The first team to also get on the stairs were also ready to just do their thing and prove something to the world...apparently, as they were also the first returning team of the game.
''Alright, my glutes are ready for this thing!'' MacArthur exclaimed, just doing some stretches to ensure her survival.
''Okay, so we should-'' Sanders told her partner...
...before two of the most physically fit teams were just running up the stairs like they were meant to do that one thing.
MacArthur and Sanders shutted up immediately, as they were finally ready to get running towards the top, which wasn't going to be easy.
The Manly Soldiers(Ralf & Clark) and The Women Warriors(Chun-Li & Cammy) were actually the first ones to finally get started in this crazy challenge and they weren't escaping the officers' grasp.
''Personally, second place wouldn't be a problem.'' Cammy told Ralf, staying on the safe side.
''Second place's alright, but it's not amazing!'' Ralf replied, going for the best.
These two didn't exchange many words, but those words were definitely from the leading teams, as the bronze team was finally making their comeback worth it...with a wide smile.
''We'll take first, if you don't mind.'' Josee told the both of them with a strong smile.
The ice dancers took first place like it was their rightful place and then waved to their fans behind the cameras.
''Hello to all of our fans back home!'' Josee shouted happily. ''We love all of you!''
These two were just smiling their way back to third place, as they were now upping the pace once again to be second again.
The battle was getting stronger with the rest of the teams.
''Okay, no more wasting time!'' Sanders declared, taking on the stairs in third.
''BOOYAH!'' MacArthur shouted...very loudly.
Actually, the top four were actually really good at being consistent at their own jobs, as their glutes were the best of the best
Well, the rest were the best, as returning and new teams alike were definitely feeling the struggle of these stairs...
...except for the fastest team in the game, who was just holding back...by accident...in seventh place, behind Frank and Chuck, who were doing alright.
''Knuckles...stop being slow.'' Sonic said, just trying to get Knuckles' speed out of him.
''But we'll lose this-oh, yeah.'' Knuckles replied, putting his anger in his feet.
These two were ready to put their feet where they wanted to be, as passing Jasmine, Shawn, Frank and Chuck wasn't really some impossible task...especially with a charged run.
*The Fast Friends' Confessional*
''Okay, Sonic, next time, we'll 'gotta go fast' ASAP!'' Knuckles said, a little more enthusiastic.
*Confessional ends*
Sonic and Knuckles were actually both in the mood for some cool running, so they both stepped it up two notches again, as first place was in their reach again.
''What the hell was that?'' Frank asked in shock.
*The Zombie Fighters' Confessional*
''One day, you're dealing with super-powered zombies and the next, some fuckin' hedgehog and echidna runs faster than a car.'' Chuck told his partner.
''Woo, this is gonna be a challenge!'' Frank shouted in excitement.
*Confessional ends*
''As the best get moving very quickly, the rest either are running okay...''
Ryo(12th) and Ryu(13th) were both sharing some glances at each other, being that this was the second time that they met.
Yuri(12th) and Ken(13th) also remember each other and they were ready to set off something.
''...suck at running...''
Chet and Lorenzo were definitely looking positive, despite the duo having some troubles with the stairs in 37th place.
''...or just plain not okay.''
Unsurprisingly, Ed and Edd weren't doing too hot position wise, as being 62nd of 90th was definitely something to be worried about...but it wasn't even the worst performance, if that wasn't really obvious.
The best of the rest were actually having a fun time racing through this place, as they were just more motivated to win this damn thing so hard.
With K' and Maxima in 15th, Kitty and Dudley were both ready to deal with it in 16th place and they were both fighting hard.
''What's your deal?'' K' asked, taking a quick glare at Dudley.
''I don't have a deal.'' Dudley replied, still taking it to a new level.
''You are a true dumbass.'' K' told the dog.
Despite the agents not being fastest guys, thanks to Maxima being a big guy, they were just coming out on top with a slight boost of speed, as the battle was getting hotter.
''Wow, how are we doing THIS good?'' Tori asked, just being in sixteenth. ''I swear, Trina, if you keep being like this-''
Trina was actually just behind her, as she was finally getting into the mood of the battle.
''Okay, this is weird.''
''You're not wrong there.'' the older sister said smugly.
The next team was actually one of the best teams, as they were just keeping up their pace consistently, as they were doing military-grade analysing...in 5th.
*Ralf & Clark's(The Soldier Guys) Confessional Start*
''Sonic and Knuckles ran like they were going to the Olympics...seriously, I think they're already hitting the top of the stairs!'' Ralf exclaimed in surprise. ''Seriously, who's in this.''
''Trust me, you don't even want to know who some of these people really are...'' Clark said, actually scaring Ralf. ''...those contestants are probably criminally insane.''
*Confessional End*
Speaking of criminals, these two were just a little behind the old zombie fighters and these two litterally got dragged into this battle in 9th.
''Steal something and I'll make you be in cuffs again.'' Carmelita told the old raccoon, who was just carrying the travel tip.
''You ain't easing up...'' Sly sighed.
Tenth belonged to Heather and Al and eleventh belonged to Gwen and Leshawna and it was bad enough that the master thief and the police proffesional looked down.
''Man, I hope this doesn't suck.'' Gwen said, uneasy about this.
''Then quit-'' Heather butted in, before she ducked under Leshawna's slap.
''Got a problem, Heather?''
''Leshawna, you're definitely a problem.'' Alejandro exclaimed.
These two teams were having some minor trouble with each other's personalities, but back at the top, things were definitely a lot more troubling, as Sonic and Josee tied for the lead and neither one was budging.
''As the leaders get everyone stuck in the first half of the first challenge, that gives some of the worse performing teams time to catch up!'' The host exclaimed, as the stepbrothers and the fashion bloggers were back. ''Some less than others.
Also, the stepbros were still 33rd and the fashion bloggers were 32nd, giving them time to talk awkward small talk.
''Tom, what's up?'' Chet asked.
''You know, just climbing a million stairs.'' Tom replied, a little exasperated.
''I'm not even that tired.'' Lorenzo commented, just making things awkward. ''Tom, Jen, you look pretty okay.''
''I swear, I hope this is the only challenge.'' Jen said, struggling with the sweat.
''Er...see ya!'' Chet told the fashion bloggers, as he stepped it up a notch.
Lorenzo just kinda followed him with a smug look, as the stepbrothers were actually stepping it up another notch, as they started running for a good position.
The supportive friends were also there, feeling really awkward in 34th
''This is awkward, right?'' Alya asked, making Jen nod. ''I guessed so...''
*The Supporting Friends' confessional*
''I somehow made it more awkward...'' Alya told Nino, her head now out of her hands. ''...by asking if it was awkward!''
''Don't worry, Alya. It's gotta be up from here for sure!'' Nino exclaimed, just having a fun time at the top.
*confessional end*
''As the ice dancers, the fast friends, the police officers and the women warriors finally get started on the second half...''
These four duos were just struggling to decided who should go first, as they were just all glaring at each other for some stupid reason.
''...more teams also arrive at the end of the challenge...''
Nick and Judy were just happy to beat so many teams to the top, as the rabbit was just looking out of the door with a lot of fear.
Ralf and Clark were actually impressed with this duo, as Clark, the soldier with the hat, was just shaking hands with Judy.
Also, Sly and Carmelita were still growling at each other weirdly enough.
''...and some teams are close to finishing this.''
Dante and Trish were just running up the stairs, as fast as they could in 19th place, as they were making some cool comments at the other teams.
''Really, Tails?'' Dante asked. ''You're really fast-''
''My date can't run that fast!'' Tails shouted at the cool demon hunter in 20th place.
''Sorry, Tails.'' Zooey told her friend.
''Ohhh.'' Trish said, not so witty. ''Besides, there's no reason why Rad's slow.''
''These muscles weren't made for speed!'' Rad exclaimed, just happy to get a comment towards him. ''They're made for carrying an awesome guy!''
Dante, Tails, Trish and Zooey weren't really that impressed by the chest-heavy alien, as Enid was just ready to make the mood way less awkward, but Dante got there first.
''Oh, carrying an ego?'' Trish suggested.
''Yeah...just gotta deal with it.'' Rad said.
''Oh, really?'' Trish asked, as her team was just finally speeding up.
Enid was just rolling her eyes with a smile, like she had to deal with it every day.
''Rad, you just told her to deal with your ego.'' Enid told her colleague, just having that same cheeky smile.
The battle was definitely a little weird, as there was just a ton of running from these three teams, as they were just straight fighting and running with each other.
The next team was a lot less weird and suprisingly, they were also one of the smallest teams in the game, as there was some big gap
''Dendy, we've still got many stairs to climb!'' Kaio/K.O. exclaimed enthusiastically. ''
''Yes, but I didn't expect you would do this good...you definitely trained.'' Dendy noticed, as 25th place was pretty strong.
''For sure!'' K.O. exclaimed happily. ''I'm guessing you trained as well...''
''Whoa, how are ya keeping up?'' Brick asked.
''We both trained hard for this competition.'' K.O. said, not even breaking a sweat.
''Of course, your aura seems to show your diligence and so do your words...you should also be careful around people who want to use your power.'' Dawn explained, nailing K.O's aura.
''NO WAY! How did you find out?'' the kid hero asked.
''Never though I would meet an aura-reader on a competition like this.'' Dendy said, excited to meet the nature lover.
The teams were actually still prepared to do some major battling, as these stairs were just half the challenge.
The best teams to deal with the skywalk were basically the people with no fear and some of them wouldn't be up for a while, but there was a brave team...or all of them.
''We've just got to take the skywalk...wow, did this just get a lot easier?'' Jacques said.
''I think it totally did.'' Sonic proclaimed smugly.
''Don't get carried away...we still don't have a safety harness.'' Cammy said, accounting for the crazier action.
All five of the leading teams were just going for it anyways, as the same guy that put the helmets on these teams two seasons ago.
''Well, the safety rail's back...so it should count for something.'' Ralf Jones proclaimed, as this soldier was just running into the walk.
''Hold on!'' Clark said, just assessing the situation at the moment.
The rail was definitely looking like something that was solid, as Clark and Ralf was dealing with the strong wind that was actually preventing them from running their way through the course.
''You're not going to take the gold on my watch!'' Josee shouted, just running after the soldiers with Jacques coming right behind.
''Oh well, guess we're going along for the ride.'' Sly commented, as he sped off with Carmelita towards the skywalk.
Some teams were also on for the ride, as the most of the top teams were just dealing with the high wind that was up on the tower and they were really getting into the mood of the battle.
''OH MAN!'' MacArthur exclaimed with a big old smile. ''I missed this?!''
''Do you know how windy it is?'' Sanders asked loudly, as the wind was just muting her volume.
''I think I can hear it!'' MacArthur exclaimed, as the wind was just roaring about 300 meters up.
Cammy and Chun-Li were actually starting to push foward, as they were both walking and somehow, they both barely made it through this challenge, as they were pushed to the finish line.
*The Women Warriors' Confessional*
''Judging by this first challenge, it seems nothing much has changed.'' Cammy noticed. ''The wind just made it a lot harder.''
''Some days, situations are made harder..by accident.'' Chun-Li explained to her friend, as though she didn't know.
*Confessional end*
The other runners were definitely up for the challenge, as they were just really dealing with the wind like it was no big deal and Ralf and Clark were both just braving it easily.
''Yeah, let's hit the wind!'' Ralf exclaimed, as he was just running through the wind at a high speed.
''Nothing could slow me down...almost.'' Sonic said, attempting to run his heart out, but since the wind changed direction...these guys were too slow.
''Kyokugen for life, brother!'' Yuri exclaimed, as she was just stepping out onto the skywalk with ease.
''Don't get too carried away...I mean, there's gotta-'' Ryo asked, a little sweaty of the wind and then he got pulled through.
''I've got this one in the bag!'' Ken boasted, before looking out the window and getting his hair blown in his face.
The karate masters were a little bit confindent in their own skills, as they were get moving into the second half of the challenge.
Other teams were just climbing through this damn one challenge, as they were really ready to work extra hard and the pirates were just ready to deal with it...even if seems to be a climbing problem.
''Smee, step lively!'' Captain Hook barked at his right-hand man.
Smee and Hook were just straight sprinting up the stairs pretty lively.
''Okay, I'm not really ready to do that.'' Someone said, just trying to make their best Smee impression.
''Smee, why are you-''
''HA!'' Cuphead exclaimed, by accident.
Hook was just glaring straight down at Cuphead and it was pretty much the same thing back, as they were mad for some dumb reason.
''Cap'n, you could just-''
''Mr. Smee...sometimes, you've just gotta-'' Hook said, ready to do some bad moves to Cuphead...and.
''Yeah or you could just deal with it.'' Cuphead told him, as it wasn't even serious.
The Pirates were also in 30th place and The Cup Brothers were in 29th place, so people could definitely hear them argue over pointless stuff and one of the teams were just passing those two.
''CAN YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTHS, GUYS?!'' Lorenzo yelled, as he was just getting these guys to focus on the challenge.
29th now belonged to the stepbrothers, as they were just using their energy to provide that push towards quality moves.
Lorenzo, specifically, was starting to get targeted, as he was just getting swords swung for him...two flights down.
''Come on, you can-''
''I'm not going to let some brown kid insult this great name!'' Hook shouted, as he was just swinging at Lorenzo's back.
Lorenzo just kicked him in the back.
*The Stepbrothers' Confessional*
Chet was just looking confused.
''Cup guy just made an impression of mustache face...what's their deal?'' Lorenzo shouted passionately.
''Uh...I don't know what's going on...'' Chet said confidently, as he wasn't really sure.
*CONFESSIONAL END*
First place finally managed to hit the second Don Box, as these top teams were just sure that grabbing the tip was going to get them somewhere.
''Okay, so we both need to grab the zipline and ride all of the way to find your next Don Box...'' Clark explained, as he was just sitting down to wait for the elevator. ''...sometimes, it's good to relax for a second.''
''Yeah...you know, there's more what that came from...tune in to see more teams battle their way through the stairs!'' Don exclaimed, as he managed to make Sonic a little more mad.
''Wait, you were the whole time?!'' Sonic shouted, not willing to take the wait anymore.
''Yes.'' Don answered, as Knuckles was just squeezing Sonic into not fighting the ''widowmaker'' and the other teams were a little irked.
To be continued with Part 3, where several more teams go through the first challenge and the second challenge finally gets revealed!