The Super Ridonculous Race
Episode 1: None Down In Toronto!
Part 3: A New Challenge Is Revealed!
''So after that, these guys were just making their way to the second challenge...''
Cammy and Chun-Li were confindent that they were ready to do this thang, as were Sonic and Knuckles, as there was three lines with at least five handles, enough to carry fifteen or so teams.
''...others were just straight up working on the first challenge as hard as they could!''
Captain Falcon and Samus made it to the top with some sweating, but it wasn't really a big deal, as they were used to physical exertion of this type and the other challenge wasn't really scaring Samus.
''It should be relatively easy to just walk and-'' Samus said calmly.
''There's a lot of wind blowing...we should be careful.'' Captain Falcon suggested, as there was balls that were blowing back.
The two heroes were just walking with their helmets, as they weren't about to be hit by something big.
The next teams was a different story entirely, as Rad, Enid, K.O. and Dendy were all ready to work on this thing...apparently, as they were also all staying back for a second to check out the wind.
''It's not that bad...just a little wind should-'' Rad said, not ready for what happened.
Samus was actually starting to be blown towards the wall, as Captain Falcon managed to make it through kinda easily, while the blonde bounty hunter was just thrown at the end.
''What the hell just happened there?!'' Samus exclaimed in confusion.
''The crazy wind?'' Captain Falcon said, feeling a little stunned.
*The Bounty Hunters' Confessional*
''Samus, sometimes, it's okay to be scared of something...trust me, having your life on the line for entertainment kinda helps.'' The masked racer told his friend, as Samus was just rolling her eyes.
''It's nothing...'' Samus said.
*End of confessional*
''Wh-where the heck is this Sonic guy?'' Boxman asked, feeling the dissapointment.
''He's probably done with this leg.'' Eggman told him, also feeling the dissapointment.
''Come on, Trina!''
These two villains heard the voice.
Boxman and Eggman were actually just meeting with a bunch of teenagers, as they were both moving onto the pretty awkward skywalk with another team arriving soon.
''Okay, Trina...we've just got to walk on this skywalk and then we'll...relax or something.'' Tori told her sister, as she was sure that water was somewhere.
''Is there...any water...anywhere?'' Trina asked, with a bit of water issues.
''No...we've just gotta go through this skywalk and probably down a zipline.'' Eggman told Trina, sadistically.
''URGH!'' Both of the sisters groaned, as they were just moving onto the second challenge.
*The Rich Sisters' confessional*
''Finally...water!'' Trina sighed, as she started to just gulping down a bottle of water.
''Yay, Trina!'' Tori exclaimed happily, ready to do it.
''Yay...I shoulda packed drinks.'' Trina said, just ready to get her water on.
*And the Evil Genuises steal it...what a day.*
''HAHAHA, that was great!'' Eggman shouted happily. ''We should do that kind of stuff more often and with so many teams to mess with, who can stop us?!''
Boxman was just looking at his friend, smugly.
''No, seriously, I wanna know.''
''Why?'' Boxman asked angrily in confusion.
*The confessionals finally end!*
As the two teams were just having a bit of an awkward time, a third team was just running for it and they were mad about stuff.
''Come on, we've got no choice, Stewie!'' Brian exclaimed, as Stewie was somehow doing better than the stepbrothers, who were back for another round.
''Brian, it feels like my feet are dead.'' Stewie said, as he was just taking a break from just running up the stairs.
''Are you sure?'' Brian asked, genuinely concerned, as the three teams were just taking the skywalk pretty slowly.
Slowly wasn't enough, as the balance was starting to get a little bit unsteady with the wind actually pushing him ahead.
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Either way, it was time for the situation to move on ahead onto the next challenge, as things were about to go to from the old challenge to the new challenge that was pretty much a little bit slower.
''As some teams are still stuck in the first challenge...''
Phil and Jack were just straight up swagging around on the stairs, as they were now actually at the top of the leaderboard, Eddy and Edd, who were just barely getting into the skywalk.
''...other teams will actually be zipling to the second challenge, which is on the same island as the airport!''
Tails, Zooey, Chet and Lorenzo were actually all somehow riding the same two handle, despite there being four people who were really willing to test something on accident.
''Also, there are teams that are about to introduce the second challenge to the audience.''
''My chica, you should do the honours of introducing the challenge.'' Alejandro explained, as Heather was just grabbing the tip to the next challenge.
''Okay, so it's an Lost-and-Found challenge.'' Heather said with a confindent look. ''This should be very easy.''
Don mastered the art of cutting in apparently, as he was here to do some mroe introducing for this challenge.
''In this kind of challenge, teams have to find mulitple objects in a certain location to basically unlock the next Don Box!''
He was on the same island, as there was some sort of ridonculous tokens in some kind of bucket that was just...there.
''In this challenge, the teams have to traverse the Toronto Islands to find one of the Ridonculous Race tokens, which unlocks the Don Box!''
The Don Box was basically at the entrance of the Toronto's old school airport, as there was planes that were ready to lift off easily.
Anyways, there was many teams that were going in all sorts of directions, as they were really willing to do some epic finding, especially with some of the special things that could be found through just walking around the four islands.
Sonic and Knuckles was definitely having some kind of speed problem, as turning would be a problem on this island.
''I swear, this is going to be something bad.'' Sonic said, sure that the battle was going to be awkward.
Sly and Carmelita just got to the challenge, as they had no time to waste, especially with the strange relationship that just made them have the opposite moods.
''I swear, if you try to steal-'' Carmelita started, before getting cut off by the bad old cooper himself.
''-you mean, win the challenge with my skills?'' Sly finished, just being a rude cooper.
''...I mean steal the tokens...it says you'll get a penalty.'' Carmelita stated.
The thief and the Interpol officer were going to have do some (slightly) crafty moves to finally get the tokens...others were just doing some things that were a bit more simple.
''Come on, reach for the stars, Luigi!'' Mario exclaimed to Luigi, who was just trying to reach a bucket.
''Mario, I swear this bucket is just-a too far.'' Luigi said, just struggling.
Luigi was just really reaching for the token from a tree, as he was just grabbing on with both hands...scared of falling from a tree.
All of a sudden, Ralf was just bumping him on his butt and Luigi just gave a quick death glare.
''I swear it's easy...just watch this!'' Ralf exclaimed, as he was just snatching the token...it wasn't his team's colour. ''Damn it!''
Luigi was just sure that he could do it and then the ''strongest human martial artist'' was definitely excited to just do it and he jumped up there to finally get his team's first token.
''That was on my first try!'' Hercule proclaimed, as that was true as heck. ''Buu, we've gotta stick together for the challenge!''
Buu was just taking a bit of a break with another team who was up for a break.
''Hey, jelly guy! Are you okay?'' Tori asked, just a little worried.
''I guess so...Buu's gotta move!'' Buu said, in a space of about five seconds.
The end result was that several teams were just finding some tokens pretty quickly, as Jacques and Josee were both somehow able to grab their first token with a great backflip.
''Hello once again!'' Josee exclaimed to HER fans, as Jacques was just recovering from the backflip landing.
Sanders, MacArthur, Nick and Judty were taking a slightly different approach, as they were all not only in the same spot, but they also didn't like the team, but they both had to get two tokens.
''Stand aside, I think I've got this one!'' MacArthur yelled, as she was just proceeding to climb another tree.
Judy was also doing just that, as the other two were just ready to shout some inspiring things.
''MacArthur, are you climbing good?'' Sanders asked, just not really having anything good to say.
''Judy, are you doing the thing?'' Nick asked, being a little less descriptive.
Judy and MacArthur were somehow in a competition for some token, as one was just using her jumping skills to own this place and dig for the token, while the other was just climbing and falling.
''Nice one!'' Nick exclaimed, as he managed to catch his team's token from Judy just dropping it. ''I swear, there's gotta be more.''
''Is there really?'' Judy asked and everyone could see a fat and aggressive girl just fall down with a bucket.
''I DID IT!'' MacArthur groaned, as she got the token and the bunch of tokens in some bucket.
*The Police Officers' confessional*
They were still at the place.
''Okay, I swear that rabbit is one of the most awesome teammates a guy could have!'' MacArthur exclaimed.
''Sometimes, you've just gotta know your skills.'' Sanders said, a little confindent that Judy wouldn't work that well with an aggressive partner.
*Confessional end*
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Back on the stairs and the skywalk, it's going to get slightly ugly, because there were certain duos that weren't able to do as well as they predicted, as they weren't the fittest of the best of the teams.
''I don't have any problems with you...'' Jack said, just trying to do some diffusing.
''Well, tell this guy that my punches is better than this!'' Shen exclaimed.
''You punch like a pussy!'' Johnny shouted, ready for a fight.
''Come on, you're gonna get a taster!''
''I got fighting skills, pretty boy!''
They were both done with the skywalk...but the teams that were ready to get into there were just hypnotized into watching some strange fight go down.
K.O. and Dendy were just running in and stopping the issue with some strange moves, even though Jack was actually able to help with his two hands.
''That's really petty, guys!'' K.O. shouted, just declawing Johnny slightly.
''Look at you fighters...just getting stopped by two kids.'' Kukri smugly said, prompting the two of them to come into the elevator. ''Sons of bitches...''
''Hey, wait for me too!'' Johnny shouted, as he was running into it...with Jack, K.O. and Dendy were actually also entering the elevator.
Then it closed quickly.
''It doesn't really matter that much.'' Brick said, just shrugging it off somehow, as he was in 32nd place.
The three teams were just straight up in the elevator, as they were coming down a level to a better space...mostly because of the teams that were coming up too many levels.
They were also practically tying for 29th place together, as Zoey was just started to feel the long wait.
''Hold on, it's not that long!'' Zoey exclaimed, as there was teams that were just bunching up for the elevator.
''Come on, Karamatsu girl...it shouldn't be that long.'' Karamatsu said, as he was just a t-shirt with his face.
Zoey was just feeling the painful shirt, as she was just kinda shocked...also Terry was just kinda stuck with the rest of them.
''Come on, elevator! Get movin-'' Terry Bogard shouted, before it opened with some teams STILL inside it.
Actually, it was pretty much half of a team, as Shen and Johnny were still in there, just on top of each other and everybody had the same question.
''Who's up for a elevator!'' Jyushimatsu yelled, as he was just practically leading the many teams into the elevator and there was way too many guys in there. ''Hold on, guys! Share some space!''
The elevator was just actually going down pretty quickly, as the high amount of teams that were locked were just a little bit too much.
''No way, it's Zoey!'' Sadie exclaimed in the elevator.
''Uh, hey.'' Zoey told him, just waving at the fat fangirl.
''Oh my god, it's really you!'' Katie said, just weirding up the moment.
The rest of the teams were definitely not feeling it
''I swear, there's a lot of people in this elevator-'' Mary said, a little bit more hopeful about this second challenge.
''HUSTLE, HUSTLE!'' Jyushimatsu exclaimed very enthusiastically, as the teams were finally moving with him basically just grabbing his own brother to move on. ''MUSCLE, MUSCLE!''
''As teams move on...'' Don announced, as there was a zipline overbooking with the stepbrothers and the actual brothers were both basically on the same handle.
''...the lead is still up for grabs, as anyone can find one token and snatch the lead!''
Gwen and Leshawna were actually looking really cool, just trying to do some snatching from a bucket with a token deep inside the thing and Gwen was just getting lucky, as she found her second one.
Sanders, MacArthur, Nick and Judy were in some kind of battle basically got their own coloured tokens, as they were both just in some kind of battle to win each other, as they were just swimming in the ocean.
Ryu and Ken were definitely going to achieve some things, as they were using their physical skills to take that token like it was nobody's business
Jacques was just straight up reaching for a token that was just his own colour, as Josee was just smiling with a hint of anger, despite her boyfriend getting a token on her first try.
''HOLY SHI-'' Karamatsu exclaimed, as he was cut off by something magical.
Jyushimatsu managed to get two out of three tokens on his first try, making Josee seemingly...more mad, but Jacques managed to get his third token by then.
*The Idiot Brothers' Confessional starts*
Karamatsu was just looking a little worse for the wear, as he was just carrying some major bruises.
''Jyushimatsu...how do you do this?'' Karamatsu asked in surprise.
''You just gotta believe in your skills.'' Jyushimatsu said, something simple. ''Then you gotta get all of them out and then you change your styles!''
Jyushimatsu was still wearing his baseball attire pretty awesomely, while Karamatsu was just attempting to look cool.
*Confessional end*
''Mon ami, let's go!'' Jacques said as he was just bringing his girlfriend along for the ride.
''I got the thing!'' Jyushimatsu exclaimed, as he managed to carry along the token and some squirrels.
''Damn, how did they do it so fast?!'' Sonic shouted, startling the echidna to fall down on him and the two were just going to do some more challenging things.
''Damn, that kid can run hella fast!'' Leshawna exclaimed, ridiculously confused. ''Gwen, you doing okay?''
Gwen was just covered in...wild wood.
''Yeah, never better.''
The battle was starting to get some oomph, as more and more teams were just sure that they were working their way to their plane tickets.
''As the leading teams attempt to get their coins into a Travel Tip dipenser...''
Some like Karmatsu and Jyushimatsu was just throwing coins at the machine, while others like Gwen and Leshawna just dispensed the coins into it to get the ticket.
''...and rivals fight each other for dumb reasons...''
Sonic, Eggman and Tails were just kinda fighting each other and it was just straight up confusing Knuckles, who was just trying to compherend what was going on.
''...some other teams actually attempt to do some more skywalking.''
There was more villains coming around to the skywalk, as they were confindent that winning this thing was definitely something that was worth mentioning.
''Haha, you blokes can't outlast me!'' Coachman boasted, as he was just riding on top of Stromboli, who was getting of this bullshit.
''Silenzio for a single damn second!'' Stromboli yelled, ready to drop a ''friend'' and he wasn't alone in doing that.
''Cap'n, I don't think this is safe!'' Smee said, as he was just getting blown by the wind...also he was litterally shaking slightly.
''Then step lively...I don't have time to hear you complain.'' Hook barked at him almost, as another team was just shouting from a window.
The Pirates and The Old Men were just looking at these two with a hint of shame, even if one of them couldn't really do it hard enough to intimidate them.
''Just chill...I'm just judging your style!'' Jen shouted from the window with Tom giving a good facepalm to her.
Both teams were litterally out of the skywalk pretty damn soon and so was the Fashion Bloggers, as they only left behind...nothing much.
''Sorry, guys!'' Tom apologised loudly, as the elevator was just leaving for the zipline floor with the stepbrothers also in tow.
''Hey, stop holding up the-'' Chet shouted even louder, as they were straight up leaving the place.
It was pretty much done, as the two were going to have a short time to basically in 45th and 46th place to basically do some talk...and man, two of them were good at it.
''Er, so how about this challenge?'' Smee asked, awkwardly.
''It made my feet ache a lot.'' Hook said, just lying down on the floor.
''Cap'n, the challenge isn't even half as hard as this one!'' Smee stated very confindently.
''Great...then we'll step into the flying box, ride down the rope and-''
''-you're going to get beaten by us!'' Stromboli exclaimed, ready to do some slamming.
''Shut your mouth, big man!'' Hook shouted back, just waiting for the elevator that was coming quickly.
''Wait...we can combine our skills to do something unheard of!'' Smee exclaimed, as Stromboli and Hook were just glaring at each other.
''You mean, the novel concept of an alliance?'' Coachman smugly suggested, as though it was his idea.
''Why would you-oh?''
The cruel gypsy was just opening the elevator pretty damn easily, as the two teams were pretty much getting to work with each other in the elevator, despite there being another team.
''Why don't you guys team up for an alliance?'' Edd asked, waiting for the zipline.
''You have an smart idea, young child!'' Coachman said, just irking all of the teams into the elevator.
''Double D, you're just gonna get us killed...'' Eddy told him, as the two villainous teams were just staring at Double D like he proposed something awesome.
*The Pirates' Confessional*
''I, Captain Hook, will feel regret...I don't trust that coach...man?'' The pirate captain said, feeling that things WILL go south soon.
''Aw, captain, he's probably not that bad of a person.'' Smee said, just rubbing the hatted pirate's back. ''Besides, he's not that bad!''
*The Old Men's Confessional*
''Er, those pirate guys aren't bad!'' Stromboli said, genuinely impressed with their skills. ''Especially that fat guy...I LIKE HIM!''
''But...this is a race, so we're gonna have to knock off those blokes sooner or later.'' Coachman stated evilly and very smugly. ''It would be-''
''Honest John was better than you, anyways!'' Stromboli jeered, VERY PEEVED.
*No more confessionals for real!*
''Is there is going to be more than alliance? Is there teams that are still on the stairs? And who's going to be the leading team of these four teams in the lead so far? I know the answers and you don't...so stick around more of...''
Don was sure that no-one was gong to hear this damn shout, as he was just in the old airport.
''THE SUPER RIDONCULOUS RACE!"
He was pretty wrong.
''And you're not going to be racing!'' Rick shouted from the zipline.
Don wasn't really that irked by it, as he got to see the chaos from his own awesome view of being the host of the show.
To be continued with Part 4, where the lead gets snatched, dumb moves were made and some teams start stepping it up a notch!