The Super Ridonculous Race!
Episode 1: None Down In Toronto!
Part 4: Getting Gold In Ontario!
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''Anyways, after an surprising alliance was formed, someone's gotta win this one...aka The Chill Zone is in the airport!'' Don said, sitting on an important bench in what was the Chill Zone, as the Carpet of Completion was just looking pretty close for most.
There was six teams that were just sure that they were able to take the lead from each other, as two of them were also actually back to claim their prize...or whatever.
''Okay, you're not ready for me!'' MacArthur exclaimed, as she was just sprinting as hard as she could.
''Trust me, I came from the Olympics!'' Josee proclaimed, also doing that one thing.
These two were still locked in some kind of major rivalry, as they were both were just ready to claim their prize, no matter how much they cared or not.
''Just watch your step, because I'm going to make my TV series after this race!'' Karamatsu boasted, as he was just using his feet to get to good places.
''I don't mind not getting first...I just like first place more.'' Judy said, just happy to be an a show like this.
''I'm too fast for you guys!'' Sonic boasted, as he was just speeding on ahead to the airport entrance.
''Who's going to take the first place and who's going to be the best of the losers?'' Don asked, as there several teams that were just straight up trying to fit through the small entrance door...even if it was too small for the most of them.
Josee just pushed through to the lead, as she wasn't about to lose this round and Jacques was just jumping through all of the other teams like it was no big deal.
''Okay...so you're first...again.''
''WOO-HOO!'' Jacques proclaimed very excitedly, as he was just an giving out of an character jump, scaring Josee a little bit.
''Sonic and Knuckles gets second...former cadets you're third...and small police officers, you're fourth place!'' Don announced. ''Idiot brothers-''
''Hey!'' Jyushimatsu exclaimed, taking offense to that;
''-you're fifth place and karate siblings, you're in sixth!''
''Alright, where are we going?'' Ryo asked, as he was pretty sure that these teams have no idea where they were going.
''You guys are going to like this...you're all heading to Chicago!''
All of the teams were sure that this was amazing, but weak.
These six teams were off faster than the blue blur with a chilli dog, as they were all sure that the night sky was definitely going to be pretty awesome in the city of talent, arts and jazz.
''As teams litterally are just lining up rudely to get to the next city in the competition...''
Current Positions:
1st: Ice Dancers (Jacques & Josee)
2nd: Fast Friends (Sonic & Knuckles)
3rd: Former Cadets (MacArthur & Sanders)
4th: Police Officers (Judy Hopps & Nick Wilde)
5th: Idiot Brothers (Karamatsu & Jyushimatsu Matsuno)
6th: Karate Siblings (Ryo & Yuri Sakazaki)
And they were just trying to get the best competition out there!
''...others arrive at the all-new, all-cool second challenge of this competition...''
Some people were just straight jumping out of the zipline, as both Alya and Jen were just booting it towards their first bucket, with their friends staying pretty close.
''...and yet still more teams attempt to finish their challenge!''
Heather was just jumping to snatch some tokens, as she was completely sure that one was on the top of the bucket...as she managed to snatch it from the top.
''Finally, we've got the last one!'' Heather exclaimed, as she was just sure that this was over.
''Sweet, we're outta here!'' Gwen also exclaimed.
The two rival girls were just glaring at each other like they were able to do some important battling, as they were finally running towards the chill zone with their friends in tow.
Leshawna and Alejandro were definitely trying to keep up, as they were both also glaring at each other for obvious reasons.
''Boy, you're not gonna get the best of me!'' Leshawna exclaimed.
''Maybe, I can make the same thing happen twice!'' Alejandro shouted, as this was getting serious.
Either way, no-one was apparently in any danger, as the two teams weren't even getting physical yet...but they were really good at running at a high speed.
They got their tickets ridiculously quickly, they ran through the airport entrance and they were both just a little bit peeved that they tied.
''Gwen and Leshawna you get seventh place and Heather and Alejandro you get eighth...anyways, you're part of the first twenty-two teams on the plane to Chicago!'' Don announced, as the two teams were ready to go their seperate ways in the line.
Actually...
7th: Reality Show Heroes (Gwen & Leshawna)
8th: Reality Show Villains (Heather & Alejandro Burromerto)
''Wow...I'd never thought I wanted to go to a place so badly!'' Gwen said happily, as apparently Trent was staying there.
''Weird goth girl probably wants to see all of the-'' Heather angrily said, mocking the poor girl.
''Sh10th: ut up, Heather! I'm not an sixteen year old idiot anymore.''
''You're right...you're still an idiot, Gwen!''
''Heather, do you really have anything nice to say?''
At this point, Alejandro and Leshawna preferred not to talk, as they'd just be making the problem a thousand times worse...even if they'd have good enough insults for anyone.
''You best not be playing with my girl...Gwen's going through some hard times.'' Leshawna told the spanish bad boy.
''Don't worry, mama...you'll just be the last team we'll beat!'' Alejandro smugly stated, giving an evil smile.
*The Reality Show Villains' confessional*
''Alejandro, we'll get revenge on those dweebs...even if takes me the whole competition!'' Heather exclaimed very loudly.
''My chica...I don't think they're going to be easy to beat.'' Alejandro said, a little
*The Reality Show Heroes' confessional*
''I swear Heather's going to enact revenge on me...or something!'' Gwen exclaimed, a little worried.
''Nah...it ain't gonna work that good, even if she gets revenge.'' Leshawna said, pretty sure.
''I don't know...'' Gwen said, pretty unsure.
*Confessionals end*
''9th goes to the mercenaries!'' Don announced, as the host was just meeting back with the guys that would probably punch a good tank, as Ralf was just barging through.
These guys have probably dealt with tanks before...
9th: The Mercenaries (Ralf Jones & Clark Steel)
The next team was definitely sure that they'd make it through pretty damn well, as they were definitely a little awkward.
''See, I'd never though that throwing the other teams' tokens would give them a ticket!'' Sly suggested, pretend to be smoothly.
''Regardless of a master thief being somehow being naive...you guys are in tenth!''
The host was sure that they weren't supposed to be handcuffed together, but he just handwaved it as something unimportant, as their relationship was actually pretty strange.
What-
10th: The Thief & The Agent (Sly Cooper & Carmelita Fox)
The next team was definitely someone that kinda loved the simple life, even if it doesn't make any sense how they loved it out.
''I'd never expect to see you two in 11th!'' Don announced, as the villains were looking very happy about their lives.
11th: Evil Geniuses (Eggman & Boxman)
''As more teams arrive at their destinations pretty closely...''
12th: Women Warriors (Cammy White & Chun-Li)
13th: Bodega Workers (Rad & Enid)
14th: Karate Masters (Ken Masters & Ryu)
15th: Rich Sisters (Tori & Trina Vega)
16th: The Foxes (Tails & Zooey)
''...other teams are still working on this challenge like it was pretty cool...which wasn't wrong.''
Somehow, the teams were definitely either working their butts to basically be on the first plane of the race or just plaing attempting to clear the challenge with no major problems.
''Okay, Cuphead! We've just gotta find the third token and we should be home free!'' Mugman exclaimed, as he was definitely feeling like that his brother wasn't doing enough.
''What do you think I'm doing?'' Cuphead asked, as he was just grabbing a lost token for his team.
''Sorry about that, brother...anyways, let's get there before-''
Cuphead and Mugman were definitely surprised that the mutants made it to the Don Box, before them, but it wasn't really any problem, as they both arrived.
''So, you've got a mugshot?'' Gambit asked, just lightening up the mood.
''No, man...I swear I-'' Mugman said, incrediously.
''Hey, hey...you're a mug...you should know!'' Cuphead exclaimed, just calming his brother down and the awkward-ness was pretty much gone.
''Oh...darn it!'' Mugman said, happily running against the mutants.
These guys were actually at the new chill zone, meaning that they made it.
''Mutants, you're 18th, Cup Brothers...you're 19th!''
18th: Cup Brothers (Cuphead and Mugman)
19th: The Mutants (Wolverine and Gambit)
*The Mutants' Confessional*
''Damn...this is a little bit too easy.'' Gambit said, just a little bit arrogant.
''Yeah, don't get ahead of yourself, bub.'' Wolverine told the card thrower.
*Confessional end*
The kids were just sure that they were able to climb high enough to reach the top of the tree, as K.O. was just determined enough to climb that tree like it was nothing, as Dendy was just trying to check for the right token.
''Okay, so you absolutely suck...good to know-'' Sam said, as Dendy was just sure that the young hero was definitely getting it.
K.O. just grabbed the token like it was no big deal, as he was just jumped back down.
''Whoa...that kid just jumped back down!'' Cat exclaimed. ''How did you fly like that?''
''I'm not much of a flier.'' KO explained, as he was just about to run out of the challenge.
The kid heroes were just looking a little bit more confused, but he was sure that there was one more token and Sam just punched a bucket to make a token come down.
''No way!'' Sam shouted, as she dropped a token...for the prosecutors, as they were just a bit more lucky, especially with Edgeworth just coming in
''Your tactics are just a little bit-''
''Oh, really?''
Edgeworth wasn't really that threatened, as he now had one.
Cat was just on looking at the punches, as more tokens were just dropping for the teams that weren't theirs and she had two at this point...even if she was just getting other teams more tokens.
''Samantha Puckett...you're still wasting your time doing this stuff.''
Sam's fists was more ''broke'' than the bucket...with teams just taking at the opportunity to steal it pretty damn good, especially with the prosecutors...executing their moves quickly, ready to snap.
''Yeah, you're gonna regret talking to me-''
''Hey, what's up?''
Cat also got the third token, meaning that this race was a little messed up, as it was a race between two teams that that didn't really deserve it.
Also, Cat was being carried for some absurd reason...that suddenly had nothing to do with attempting to win the race.
''Wait, why am I flying-''
''Do you know that you're being carried? I'd never-''
Both Franziska and Sam were actually just trying to fit through that they couldn't really fit in and Edgeworth was just onlooking at the both of them.
The two teams were just straight pushed into the damn door, as they were both really ready to ride out, but a third team found out another door.
''There's more than one door to just go in.'' Dendy told the two teams, as he was in a good place.
''Kid heroes, you're 20th...''
''I did alright.'' KO said, just relieved to be on flight number one.
''...prescutors, you're 21st..''
''That wasn't the best we could do.'' Edgeworth declared with shame.
''...babysitters, you're 22nd...''
''Damn, are we toast?'' Sam asked in fustration.
''No...where's the butter?'' Cat replied, wanting a taste.
Two teams will arrive in Chicago early, one arrives a little less early.
20th: Kid Heroes (KO and Dendy)
21st: Prescutors (Miles Edgeworth & Franziska Von Karma)
22nd: Babysitters (Sam Puckett & Cat Valentine)
''As more finish, more teams pile onto the second challenge!''
There was some guys that were sure that they were doing their thing really well, as the father and son team were definitely feeling the heat.
''Well, this ain't going to be easy.'' Bobby said, reaching for that damn bucket.
''Come on, Bobby, I didn't send ya just to lose in the first round!'' Hank motivatingly shouted.
''But this is just the first leg!''
''I didn't come all of the way to Canada to hear you whine.''
Hank and Bobby were definitely not doing that well, despite the young Texan boy just trying his hardest to complete the challenge.
Kim and Ron were pretty much doing the opposite, despite the latter losing his pants in the process, but they were definitely ready to make it even stronger.
''So, that's two...outta three!'' Ron exclaimed, while he wasn't wearing a shirt. ''Now, we've just gotta get number three.''
Kim was just deciding to ignore the dumb move, as she was just getting the third one pretty easily.
''Oh...like this?'' Kim said, as she was just grabbing her last one by accident...as she could've easily just grabbed another one.
This agent duo was just looking confusedly at what she had got, but there was definitely some other teams that were good at finding tokens.
''Why the heck are you showing off your non-existent muscles, dork?'' Chet asked smugly.
''Because I can!'' Ron exclaimed, as he was just running with the stepbrothers.
''Hey, wait! I also got th-''
Kensou were actually really willing to do it hard, but he managed to lose one more token by pure accident and a stumble just ended in him rolling to attemp to get his token.
This guy managed to slide catch the token, as Athena was just running to his aid, even if they were both okay.
''Kensou, are you okay?'' Athena asked, just checking on his injuries.
''Yeah...we can still move on!''
The duo were just walking towards the Chill Zone like they were really here to do some major chilling, as they arrived in a after two teams with the host hosting.
''25th place!''
Yeah, I'm the fastest...
23rd: Teen Agents (Kim Possible & Ron Stoppable)
24th: Stepbrothers (Chet & Lorenzo)
25th: Friendly Heroes (Athena Asamiya & Sie Kensou)
26th: Nature Lovers (Hayley Smith & Jeff)
''Come on, babe! We've still got a chance to win this race!'' Jeff said, amped on hype and weed. ''Babe, we're also going to Chicago!''
''Well, it's no Morocco, but at least it's something new.''
They both just ran for the line...which was still existing, even if they were for a flight that departed thirty minutes later.
Don was about to explain something huge.
''So, teams have to go on different flights and the first flight is already filled with teams and every 30 minutes, the flights will depart and flight two is already getting teams to join the party!''
The party was definitely a little less happy than before, but then again, dropping villains into parties kills the mood in very different ways.
Most of them were also at the second challenge, as they weren't the worst of the runners that were just trying to work their way through the challenge.
''No way...there's coins with our faces on them?!'' Leni exclaimed, prompting Lori to groan.
''They're the tokens for this challenge!''
''Ohhh...''
Lori looked at the camera like she expected the viewers knew what was up.
*The Older Sisters' Confessional*
''So, we're ready to win and we've got so many chances to win the money!'' Leni exclaimed, as she was just checking out some new fashion.
''Actually, it's just one chance, but we've still ready to win it!'' Lori exclaimed.
They were both showing their game faces during this.
*confessional end*
The old men were actually doing much better, even if the whip just was making life harder for everybody...the whip-holder included.
''Geez, stop throwing it around like you can actually control it!'' Jasmine shouted, as she just got whipped.
''THEN you can just get out of my way!'' Coachman shouted exaspratedly. ''I can't see why you-''
The whip hit him in the face, as Jasmine was just starting to climb up to get the token herself.
''Er...''
''Argh, you can shut your mouth.'' the top hat wearing man groaned.
''Yeah, let's just put-'' Shawn said, before...
It was there and then, when they were ready to throw down, when all of a sudden both teams had gotten their second token by pure accident.
''Lanky boy!'' Stromboli exclaimed, as he just slapped the guy that was scared of zombies. ''Get out of here!''
There was more teams that were just really dealing their hand and some of them were just having some trouble.
''Seriously, you're not that macho.'' Brick told the robot, as he was just walking.
''Yeah, you better run, because I'm gonna...do something!'' Bender exclaimed, as he was just stretching his arm to reach places.
''What was that all about?'' Fry asked.
''I was owning ass and owning this challenge!''
''You got all three?''
''What do you think I did?''
Fry and Bender were definitely moving onto the chill zone, as they were just ready to deal with shenanigans that were unexpected.
Also, the host were sure that there was people that were just coming into the airport and it didn't really matter that much...as there was teams that were just doing their thing.
27th: Adult Best Friends (Fry & Bender)
28th: Zombie Fighters (Frank & Chuck)
29th: Questionable Heroes (K' & Maxima)
30th: Unlikely Friends (Shingo & Benimaru)
31st: Brutal Fighters (Shen & Kukri)
The latter three duos were actually sure that they weren't prepared to place next to each other.
''It's none of your damn business...'' Kukri proclaimed. ''I don't care that much!''
''Well, you kinda do care a lot.'' Benimaru said, being a savage.
''Goddamn it, you revealed my fucking secret.'' the hooded man was just uninterested.
''So, does it really matter?'' Benimaru asked, as K' was just burning a taco in rage.
''I guess not.'' Kukri said. ''You bitch.''
''Personally, I think you're both bitches...just two different kinds of bitches.'' K' stated, just pissed off at the ''dirty'' duo.
The three of them were just getting eyes attracted towards them, as they were just bored with the wait and the bad insults that were being thrown all around.
''You've got a bit of a problem...kinda.'' Cat told K', who was just giving a dirty look. ''You're still the cool guy of the cool guys.''
''You're still a bit of a dumb joke!''
Cat was just a little taken aback.
*The Unlikely Friends' confessional*
''I swear this is going to be one heck of a season!'' Shingo sighed.
''Wait, what do you mean?'' Benimaru asked and the guy didn't have no answer.
*confessional ends*
''As more than a third of the teams finish this leg of the race, some teams are ready to step it up to the max and some are still not deserving of the position, but the race for not last is to be continued!'' the host announced, in front of a backdrop of slight animosity.
To be continued with Part 5, where some more teams get finished with their challenge and the race for not last continues!