The Super Ridonculous Race
Episode 1: None Down In Toronto!
Part 5: Finders, Climbers and Riders!
Disclaimer: Once again, NONE of the properties I'm using to make this story are owned by me in any way, because there's 92 teams in the battle and none of them are my own original characters!
There was at least 62 teams that were just waiting to get their chance in the spotlight, as they were definitely not ready to kicked out of the spotlight and the weird thing was that there was a lot of heavy hitters included in the race.
''This is going to be something special?'' Ken asked, studiously hunting for tokens.
''Well, it's the first new challenge of the season.'' Ryu stated, just a little worn out by getting tokens.
''Hey, is there a better challenge?'' Spencer asked, dropping coins. ''I swear I keep on dropping them!''
''I guess not...sometimes, you have to suffer through tediousness.''
Spencer was just trying to run after the squirrels, as they had his last one and Carly was just sure that she was seeing some things.
''I swear I'll catch you and then I don't know...'' Spencer explained to animals that couldn't understand.
The bro was just climbing up a tree like he was some kind of explorer, as Carly was just also chasing another one that just dropped the second token.
''No way, I think we did it...badly.'' Carly said, excited to be leaving the challenge.
Spencer dropped...token in hand, as the team finally moved on.
Ryu and Ken weren't that far behind, as Ken was just able to provide the token with a quick grab and a run to the Don Box, as both teams were doing it.
''32nd goes to Ryu & Ken!''
These guys were definitely happy to be able to come through.
32nd: Karate Masters (Ken Masters & Ryu)
The squirrel fighters weren't even far behind.
''33rd!''
33rd: Strange Siblings (Carly & Spencer)
There was more teams that were just trying to deal with it in epic ways, as there was a lot of teams that were still doing their thing.
''COME ON?!'' Sho yelled loudly in fustration.
''I think these squirrels kinda hurt a lot.'' Sig said, trying to wave off the squirrels.
Then he got whipped in the back.
''Coachman, can you please not whip me-''
Gai Tendo was just doing some good searching, while appealing to the camera and Sho was just being fustrated.
''Okay, you're just mad and you can deal with that.'' Gai said, just getting some more tokens pretty easily.
Gai and Maguro were definitely attempting to search in the same spot, as these two were actually really willing to just make their hands battle for that token.
''Get out of there!''
''So, can you calm down a bit?'' Maguro asked.
''No way, I've still got to win this one!'' Gai exclaimed.
''Didn't the winners leave a while ago?''
''I guess so...but-''
Maguro managed to get the token and get out of the bush that it dropped in and Gai was just getting his third token, which was also in the bush.
''Hah, that's three!''
Phil and Jack were just trying their chance at shaking the tree, as though it was going to lead to something amazing.
''Man, this crap is going to be the most epic crap-'' Phil exclaimed loudly, just shaking the damn tree.
''Stop talking about crap...please?'' Jack said, a little scared of what could happen.
''33rd goes to the Puzzle Solvers, 34th goes to the Obscure Fighters!'' Don announced, as the two were just happy to be in a decent position.
34th: Puzzle Solvers (Maguro & Sig)
35th: Obscure Fighters (Gai Tendo & Sho Hayate)
''Hey, I'm not obscure...you just haven't met my fans!'' Gai exclaimed, just being walked away by his friend.
''Do you really have that many fans?'' Sho asked.
*The Puzzle Solvers' confessional*
''Gai seems like a cool guy...I think he has a lot of fans that like him!'' Sig said, still looking stoic.
''Is that sarcastic or not? That's the real question and I think I know the answer.'' Maguro was just trying to impress the audience.
*confessional end*
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Some teams didn't have that good of the legs to last through the running challenge and some other teams couldn't really conquer their fear of heights, but either way the challenges must be done.
Or in some teams' cases, they were stuck temporarily because of the elevator being used by other people that were just here to do some stuff.
King was just snarling at the wait and Armour King was just looking at the elevator that was not coming.
''Oh mi god...I bet someone pressed ALL the buttons!'' Katie exclaimed happily.
''I wonder who did it?'' Sadie asked, bringing the important questions.
''I dunno, Sadie.''
''Me neither, Katie!''
The Reality Show Fangirls were actually just happy to do some looking at challenge numero dos, while others weren't even willing to wait a second.
''Thanks, Kasumi!'' Xiangfei growled.
''Yeah...you kinda made us wait.''
''...Okay, so maybe it was my fault, but we still gotta kick it!''
''Kick what?''
There was more teams that were just waiting for the elevator to open up and get some duos down to the next challenge.
''Man, it's gonna take forever.'' Emma said, just texting to someone that was a little too close.
''Don't worry about it...I'm sure the elevator moves-'' Xander stated, unintentionally being proven right.
The teams were quickly filling up the elevator, as they were just joined by the cleaner, but either way finally some teams were moving onto the second challenge and this battle was getting crazy.
''Come on, this just smells bad!'' Xander exclaimed, as the teams were definitely sweaty.
''It could be WAY worse...at least I'm here with my hairy chest.'' Hercule exclaimed, just showing off his muscles.
This earned the ire of several people including his teammate, as Buu was just looking at his friend like he did something wrong.
*The Dumb Fighting Friends' confessional*
''Buu don't like fashion girl being harrassed.'' Buu said, dissapointed.
''You've got a point there.'' Hercule said.
*confessional end*
''As guys like Mark move on from the first challenge, tickets for flight number two are up for grabs and the teams finishing up the second challenge aren't willing to let that go to waste!'' Don shouted, as Balrog and Vega were just looking at each other. ''By the way, you guys are in 36th!''
Balrog and Vega were just really angry at each other, as Don was just trying to not shriek.
''Still not a race to the death!'' Don butted in with some sweat, as Balrog and Vega was just rolling their eyes.
36th: The Harsh Fighters (Balrog & Vega)
The host exclaimed this, as Austin was just trying to swim for his second token, as it landed in the water.
''Austin, are you okay out there?''
''Yeah...I think I've got it!''
These two were just waiting for each other to get out of there, as there was teams that there that haven't finished yet...
...soon, Austin was wet, but out of the water and they were both double-timing it.
''Austin, there's a lot of teams that almost finished the challenge!''
''Don't worry about it, I'm sure that we'll get to move on!'' Austin said, just being chilling.
The both of them finally reached the Don Box and they were actually the first one to the damn box.
''Chicago's awesome!'' Austin exclaimed.
''Isn't that where Trent lives?'' Katie asked, a little unsure.
''I dunno..'' Sadie guessed.
These teams were quickly coming into the old airport, as they were pretty much a crowd of teams that were done.
''So, you're in 37th...''
Austin and Ally were looking satisified with their okay performance, as they were just relieved.
''...you two, Phil and Jack are in 38th...''
Phil and Jack just nodded their hands, as they were just preparing for a sweaty slap.
''...Barker, Stromboli, you're in 39th...''
Stromboli was just ready to unload his rage on the host, as Coachman was just satisified with the leg being done.
''...the lonely warriors are in 40th...''
Jack was just happy to make it through, while Johnny was ready to do some impressing and also pulled Stromboli
''...and the normal and weird team are in 41st.''
Brick was just looking dissapointed at this result, as he dropped two tokens and wasted time for his team.
''Brick, don't worry about not going ont he first flight. We both made our mistakes.'' Dawn was just giving some sympathy. ''We did work surprisingly well.''
''Sorry for dissappointing you, ma'am. Don't worry about it, we'll successfully make a presentable comeback!'' Brick exclaimed, still having some serious confidence. ''I'll make sure of it!''
''...It's the first round, just chill.'' Austin was just crossing his arms confidently, giving Brick some good advice.
''Honestly, you could kinda do the same thing. He's just trying to not dissappoint his friends.'' Ally was just trying to give some perspective.
''Oh, that makes sense, but he doesn't need to have all of that pressure.''
''Maybe that's how he lives.''
Brick and Dawn were definitely just going to another location, as Austin and Ally awkwardly looked at each other with a smile.
Dab masters are not allowed to have a bad presence!
37th: Singer-Songwriters (Austin & Ally)
38th: Rude Dudes (Phil & Jack)
39th: Cruel Old Men (Coachman & Stromboli)
40th: Lonely Warriors (Johnny Bravo & Jack)
41st: Odd Combination (Brick MacArthur & Dawn)
The teams were (almost) all smiles, as there was more teams that were arriving onto the second challenge.
The first team looked like they'd taken dip in the water and the second team were a little surprised that they'd finished so fast.
''Pirates, 42nd! Young Brothers, 43rd!'' Don announced. ''You're on flight number two, congrats!''
''See, cap'n, it wasn't that bad!'' Smee reassured his captain, even if Hook was looking pretty steamed.
''Yeah, shut up, Smee.'' Hook growled at his right-hand man.
''Double D...we didn't go home first, so that's gotta be a success!'' Eddy exclaimed, just happy to survive.
''I don't know, Eddy, you always come up with the scams."
''Yeah, just listen to me and it'll be easy peasy!''
"I'd rather not than get myself into trouble." Edd was just walking away pretty casually, leaving Eddy to just talk to himself.
Apparently, it's going to be very easy to do it!
42nd: The Pirates (James Hook & Mr. Smee)
43rd: Short Brothers (Edd & Eddy)
The next two teams were just in the same situation, as the top six, as they were all stuck in the doors, thanks to one fat guy.
''Come on, Pete! You just gotta move!'' Mickey said, pushing him.
''I can move...you're just pushing a little bit too hard!'' Pete exclaimed, as he wasn't budging. ''Mortimer, you gonna sit around?!''
''Yeah, he's YOUR teammate, so YOU should do something!'' Mickey exclaimed, noticing that Minnie managed to slip through.
''Yeah, that's easy to say, when you're...Minnie, I'll show you how strong I am.'' Mortimer proclaimed, as he went the wrong way.
Mortimer got knocked out by Rick and Morty just panicking to get out of the challenge.
''See you guys at the chill zone!'' Rick exclaimed, as Morty just managed to bump out the two teams out of the trap. ''Look, we're definitely NOT gonna lose this one!''
''Gee, I don't know, Rick...there's definitely a lot of teams coming-''
''44th goes to the Grandfather and Son team, 45th goes to the Boyfriend and Girlfriend team and 46th goes to the Reluctant Partners!'' Don announced, as these three teams were actually moving onto a good position. ''You guys are the last teams on flight number two, so sorta congrats!''
These guys were joining the nineteen other teams that were waiting for the second flight!
''Thanks, Morty!'' Mickey exclaimed in happiness.
''Geez...uh, you're welcome.'' Morty said, just a little bit more awkward.
''Hey, you accidently helped us...you're cool?'' Pete asked.
''I dunno...I heard you were kind of a crook.''
''Hey, that was a while ago...now I'm a car salesman.''
''Yeah, you sound like my kind of guy!'' Rick added in, as him and Pete were actually liking each others companies.
44th: Grandfather & Son (Rick & Morty)
45th: Boyfriend & Girlfriend (Mickey & Minnie)
46th: Reluctant Partners (Pete & Mortimer)
*The B&G's confessional*
Mickey and Minnie were both very confindent that they had no idea what they were up for.
''We got 45th once and I don't know if we're going to keep it up or do better than it! Yeah, because she can cook up moves, while I feel all of the grooves!'' Mickey was just definitely making his girlfriend confused. ''It's what we do!''
''Yeah, but it doesn't make sense and it's...yeah.'' Minnie was just slightly stunned, as she pulled a smile at the end.
*confessional end*
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''As the seats are booked on flight number two and flight number one is in the air, seats for flight three and four are still open for the contestants to get their hands on and of course, two teams are gonna go home!''
The battle was getting more and more intense, as there was only one more team to climb these stairs and they were actually done.
And on the front of the second challenge, Tom and Jen finally the second challenge and they were actually behind another team and they didn't know why they were angry.
''What the heck is going on?'' Jen asked, as she entered airport with a smile and a strong strut.
Tom couldn't really match her strut, but he tried as best as he could and Don stopped them then and there.
''Wrestling guys, you need to calm your butts down!''
''The grappling tigers got 47th and you fashion bloggers get 48th place, meaning that you're on flight three!'' Don announced. ''For the record, I don't care that much about your 30 minute delay.''
Tom and Jen weren't that bothered, as they were confindent that there was a ''Flight 4'' somewhere in the airport, but King was livid at this special announcement.
''Come on, tiger face, it's not that bad!'' Tom exclaimed. ''By the way, your details are really accurate and really awesome.''
King roar quietly, as he gave a thumbs up, despite his angry roars still being apparent.
''Wait, you don't talk?''
King just nodded yes, clearly making Tom not that shocked about it.
Armour King was just growling to say that Tom was an bit of an idiot.
''Huh.''
"I don't know why you didn't even realise it."
Meanwhile, another team was just witnessing something a little bit more awkward, as Jen was just somehow riding on top of Armour King for an dumb reason.
''I swear one of these days, I'll make you pay what you deserve!'' Stewie exclaimed. ''You made tigers ugly...''
''I don't know what's going here, but I think we've finished this leg.'' Brian said, not so steamed.
"Excuse, they're cute and they don't wear armour!"
"I think that's just his act. It's a dumb act, but it's an act."
''49th place! Reality Show Fangirls, you get 50th!'' Don announced, as Katie and Sadie were surprised to see that there was still so many teams that haven't finished.
''Wait, how many teams are there?'' Katie asked, just asking an question.
''Isn't there, like, 92 teams...wow, that's so many!'' Sadie answered, also even more surprised.
''I know right?''
''Yeah, it definitely is!'' Don joined in, just interrupting the flow.
The host didn't know that he interrupted those two, but either way there was still more teams that were battling to get out of the challenge.
It's getting real
47th: Wrestling Tigers (King & Armour Kin)
48th: Fashion Bloggers (Thomas & Jennifer)
49th: Dog & Baby (Brian & Stewie)
50th: Reality Show Fangirls (Katie & Sadie)
As the battles continue, some teams weren't ready to take it easy at all, as they were just trying their strongest moves out on anybody that wanted to teach them a lesson.
''Okay, you idiots need to be taught something important!'' Abigail proclaimed.
He was talking to the Hard-Working Guys, whose name kinda did describe them.
''I'll show you who's the best of the best!'' Hugo exclaimed, even if there's no wrasslin' involved.
They were just doing it...terribly, as they were just struggling to get their third token, which was on the grass.
''Come on, Ed boy! I'm sure that you can do it!''
''Yeah!'' Ed exclaimed, as he not only managed to hoover one, but two tokens and one of them was for another team. ''This one looks weird...''
''The Spy always get what he wants...whe-'' Spy was just stealing his team's token.
''Oh, okay.'' Ed said, as he dropped the tokens and they were the last ones for both teams.
''Ed boy, let's get moving towards the carpet!'' Rolf also declared.
Pyro was just running a lot faster than usual and he did not look like he was having a comfortable time, but Spy's speed was still quite a bit faster than his match-wielding partner.
The two younger teams were actually getting moving, while Hugo was just struggling to grab his third one and Poison just straight up whipped the other two back to her hands.
''Hugo, can you please speed up-'' Poison asked, as she was just waiting.
''Yeah, I was done...so stop talking non-sense.'' Hugo exclaimed, as there was another team coming up.
These three teams arrive at nearly the same time, despite the time difference between those three duos.
''Ed and Rolf, 51st! 52nd, Pyro and Spy! 53rd, Hugo & Poison and you're all on the third flight!'' Don announced, dissapointing the three teams at the same exact time. ''At least, you're not on the fourth flight.''
"Come on, Ed boy! We need to strategise!" Rolf added in.
"I don't know how to do it." Ed added in.
Hugo was just giving a dumbfounded look at the tall kid with a green tracksuit jacket, as Poison was just getting a chuckle out of the dumbness.
"Alright, Hugo, we're going to use your strength and my whip to out-manouvre the rest." Poison said, somewhat quietly.
"Got it, though I think everyone can hear." Hugo was just noticing the Spy's fingers on his own hair.
51st: Hard-Working Kids (Ed & Rolf)
52nd: Questionable Pair (Spy & Pyro)
53rd: The Wrestler and The Promoter (Hugo & Poison)
''54th, Kasumi & Xiangfei!''
54th: Young Women Fighters (Kasumi & Xiangfei)
*Kasumi & Xiangfei's confessional*
''I swear you being slow on the stairs cost us our lead!'' Xiangfei declared.
''I don't know, you weren't the best runner.'' Kasumi said.
''Wait, did we have a lead?'' Xiangfei asked.
''Nope, but we can still comeback!'' Kasumi declared happily.
Xiangfei was pretty sure that there was no chance for a comeback.
*confessional end*
There was more teams that were attempting to come through and they were definitely feeling their butts get some damage.
''I don't know, buddy...are we here to win?'' Chris asked, just carrying the three tokens with Don.
''You should go back or risk a penalty.'' Don told them.
''Let's get moving fast!'' Zach announced, as the duo were just sprinting hard.
They were back sooner than expected and there was another team that was just coming in to deal with it, as Zach pratically teleported the last token into the hole with Chris by his side.
Mai was both just showing off their bodies by no accident and King was just seeing the two roomates book it like a overstimulated teenager.
''Chris and Zach, you're in 55th! 56th goes to you two girls...somehow.'' the host announced, as the girls were just a little peeved. ''57th also goes Wario and Waluigi, another team that kinda sucked...today!''
*Older Women Fighters' confessional*
''So, are we done?'' Mai asked, a little confused.
''No...I don't even KNOW what you were doing, though.'' King told her with a hint of anger.
*Treasure Hunters' confessional*
''Wario, you've got to be kidding me!'' Waluigi exclaimed.
''Wario ain't a fast runner, but Wario will make it up next time!'' Wario boasted.
''And Waluigi is gonna run fast!'' Waluigi boasted.
*confessional end*
''Once again, how long is this episode?'' Don asked, getting some information from his staff and they were doing some confirmation... ''Oh, it's an hour-long show?''
The staff confirmed, as there was 41 teams that still weren't done.
''Stick around for more of the Super Ridonculous Race!''
To be continued with Part 6, where some flights depart for a new city that is in the northern United States and the last two teams to arrive...arrive!
Also, if you want to know who's finished this leg so far, here's a list for you guys to check:
Flight #1:
1st: Ice Dancers (Jacques & Josee)
2nd: Fast Friends (Sonic & Knuckles)
3rd: Former Cadets (MacArthur & Sanders)
4th: Police Officers (Judy Hopps & Nick Wilde)
5th: Idiot Brothers (Karamatsu & Jyushimatsu Matsuno)
6th: Karate Siblings (Ryo & Yuri Sakazaki)
7th: Reality Show Heroes (Gwen & Leshawna)
8th: Reality Show Villains (Heather & Alejandro Burromerto)
9th: The Mercenaries (Ralf Jones & Clark Steel)
10th: The Thief & The Agent (Sly Cooper & Carmelita Fox)
11th: Evil Geniuses (Eggman & Boxman)
12th: Women Warriors (Cammy White & Chun-Li)
13th: Bodega Workers (Rad & Enid)
14th: Karate Masters (Ken Masters & Ryu)
15th: Rich Sisters (Tori & Trina Vega)
16th: The Foxes (Tails & Zooey)
17th: Cup Brothers (Cuphead and Mugman)
18th: The Mutants (Wolverine and Gambit)
19th: Kid Heroes (KO and Dendy)
20th: Prescutors (Miles Edgeworth & Franziska Von Karma)
21st: Babysitters (Sam Puckett & Cat Valentine)
22nd: Teen Agents (Kim Possible & Ron Stoppable)
Flight #2:
23rd: Stepbrothers (Chet & Lorenzo)
24th: Friendly Heroes (Athena Asamiya & Sie Kensou)
25th: Nature Lovers (Hayley Smith & Jeff)
27th: Adult Best Friends (Frylock & Bender)
28th: Zombie Fighters (Frank West & Chuck Greene)
29th: Questionable Heroes (K' & Maxima)
30th: Unlikely Friends (Shingo Yabuki & Benimaru Nikado)
31st: Brutal Fighters (Shen Woo & Kukri)
32nd: Karate Masters (Ryu & Ken)
33rd: Strange Siblings (Carly & Spencer)
34th: Puzzle Solvers (Maguro & Sig)
35th: Obscure Fighters (Gai Tendo & Sho Hayate)
36th: The Harsh Fightrrs (Balrog & Vega)
37th: Singer-Songwriters (Austin & Ally)
38th: Rude Dudes (Phil & Jack)
39th: Cruel Old Men (Coachman & Stromboli)
40th: Lonely Warriors (Johnny Bravo & Jack)
41st: Odd Combination (Brick MacArthur & Dawn)
42nd: The Pirates (James Hook & Mr. Smee)
43rd: Low Key Scammers (Edd & Eddy)
44th: Grandfather & Son (Rick & Morty)
45th: Boyfriend & Girlfriend (Mickey & Minnie)
46th: Reluctant Partners (Pete & Mortimer)
Flight #3:
47th: Wrestling Tigers (King & Armor King)
48th: Fashion Bloggers (Thomas & Jennifer)
49th: Dog & Baby (Brian & Stewie)
50th: Reality Show Fangirls (Katie & Sadie)
51st: Hard-Working Kids (Ed & Rolf)
52nd: Questionable Pair (Spy & Pyro)
53rd: Wrestling Heels (Hugo & Poison)
54th: Young Women Fighters (Kasumi Todoh & Li Xiangfei)
55th: Dumb Roomates (Chris & Zach)
56th: Older Women Fighters (King & Mai)
57th: Treasure Hunters (Wario & Waluigi)
TBC in Part 6!
Seriously, there's always the chance that this battle is going to end pretty soon!