The Super Ridonculous Race!
Episode 2: Illnois All-Star Stuff!
Part 1: Landing In Chicago!
With alliances getting started, it looks like that the competition that was already put on a flame is already heating up at an exponential rate, though it mostlu
Anyways, here's the first part of Episode 2, where the teams drop into Chicago and bust some moves and do another challenge that I'm not going to reveal right here!
Also, I gotta ride sandwiches somewhere!
Don was back...in a not so new location.
''Last time on the Super Ridonculous Race, 93 super and not-so-super teams were actually on TV, trying to win and not lose in Toronto! With three tokens, two ziplines, one skywalk and hundred of stairs, we saw them perform! Some of them performed perfectly like Jacques & Josee...some slowly crept to the finish like Daphne & Velma!''
Footage was shown of these good teams and these bad teams.
''With new friendships forming and a new alliance springing up so soon, these guys are doing all kinds of stuff! But the true losers of last round, Chloe & Sabrina and PJ & Gabe, won't be able to experience more of this race! What's going to go down in the lights of Chicago? Who's going to be this leg's losers and winners? And which teams' skills will make them win? Find out on this episode...''
Don was just looking prepared for what was ahead.
''...THE SUPER RIDONCULOUS RACE!''
After the theme song, planes were shown taking off at very different times, as the sun was just lower in every corner of the TV, except for the plane that was on the bottom right.
''Those teams who managed to get their tickets on flights one, two and three are out of the airport! Even if the teams on flight number three are just on their plane!'' Don announced, as the three groups of duos were just looking positively. ''The teams on flight number four...are still waiting.''
Surly and Andie were still a little tired for all of the ridiculous racing that they did.
''I could really go for some nuts.'' Surly said. ''Isn't there a lot of them?
''Yeah, there is...we don't have money, though.'' Andie answered.
''What the heck is money?'' Surly asked.
''Little bits of paper and metal that look different and are worth something...yeah, I have no idea.'' Andie said, just chilling.
''Hey...I'm talking to a squirrel, right?'' Nino said, just trying to get some nuts. ''Listen, buddy, I'll get you guys nuts-''
''Yeah and you better make that they're real nuts or...I'm going to make your nuts pay!''
Nino was just struggling to hold back laughter, while Surly just gave up the act.
''Come on, squirrel guy! I'll just go and get you nuts.''
Meanwhile, Dexter was doing some amazing strategy that could've been done by a genius.
''So, I'm just going to go somewhere and you're going to stay put and do nothing.'' Dexter explained like a genius.
*The Young Investigators' confessional*
''As someone who wants to do this with her boyfriend that forgot...I think we're out of the race in the next round!'' Daphne exclaimed loudly. ''After all, the first team to be sent was on the last flight!''
''No, it was because they were attempting to live action roleplay...where no cares.'' Velma stated. ''Besides, there's definitely much worse teams that are on the same flight.''
''When you put it like that...''
Velma was starting to smile.
''...it doesn't make it any better!'' Daphne said loudly, almost crying. ''I'm sorry, Fred!''
Velma's shoulder was being cried on and she couldn't care less about that.
''However, those teams almost didn't want to be on Flight 2!''
Flight number two was definitely the most interesting thing that was happening outside of Chicago, as there was some dumb fight attempting to go down.
''What did you just call me?!'' Shen yelled.
''I just called you rowday, what are you going to do about it?'' Bender shouted back.
It was just a shouting match, as the duo were blocked by the waitresses and Vega attempting to woo at least one of them didn't help matters, as the argument became a little more heated than usual.
''We're both gonna own ya in the next leg!''
"Yeah, what he said." Fry joined in a strangely non-commital way.
''I'm just here...doing jack shit.'' Kukri said, chilling in his seat innocently.
''You can go and try...because I'm good at owning!'' Bender yelled, just making Frylock a little worried about the quality of the clap backs.
Bender and Shen were both doing some glaring matches at each other, as it was turning into the night sky.
Meanwhile, some people were getting some rest by just doing some quick napping.
Smee was just trying straight resting next to Hook, who was also resting on the window.
Tails and Zooey were both making the best sleep with their noise-cancelling earphones.
Either way, some were resting or some were attempting to rest their pretty heads on the seats...but something was just irking them, as Ken was just resting against Frank's head in awkward way.
''I swear-WHO THE HECK ARE YOU?!'' Frank yelled...very loudly.
''Ah...wha? I swear I can explain what happened, Eliza.'' Ken mumbled in his sleep.
''Oh, it's just you.'' Frank said, just going back to sleep immediately.
''No problem, Eliza.'' Ken mumbled some more.
Ryu and Chuck were just looking at each other, like the other had just done something pretty wrong and were ready to apologize and they were just going back to do their thing of watching TV.
Even if the two of them were definitely asleep, there was two teams that wanted to do some payback on him...but then again, so was a good chunk of the plane, as the payback was just too high for the members to not having a problem.
''That was kind of a bad move.'' Dendy commented, harbouring no ill will.
''Yeah, says the ten year old nerd.'' Mortimer smugly stated.
''Okay, my partner may have done an-oh, what's the point?'' Chuck said, as the ire of this plane was too high.
"The point is that a ten-year old insulted me by doing moves!" Mortimer was just actually somewhat offended.
"And those moves weren't exactly too good." Dendy was just staying calm, as he was just trying to give some constructive thoughts.
''...Okay, what's your problem?" Chuck was just not figuring things out, as he was seeing a calm kid and an offended adult.
"Shut up, you blonde fool!" Mortimer yelled, just making his partner wake up.
Those five words pretty much almost woke up everybody in the plane...sans the guys with noise-cancelling earphones.
*The Stepbrothers' Confessional*
''Bro, we could've done that...a thousand times better!'' Chet exclaimed. ''Obviously, it's kinda wrong to do that junk on a plane.''
''For sure, bro! I mean there's no reason to do it anyways.'' Lorenzo said, just being a little chill. ''Of course, we don't need a reason to do it!''
*The Nature Lovers' Confessional*
''Man, I can't get high, but I can sleep easily.'' Jeff said, as he was actually half-awake.
''How long is this flight?'' Hayley was just feeling pretty awake. ''I know it's definitely not that long.''
''I forgot, babe!'' Jeff exclaimed, as he was just feeling the golden smell. ''I think it's like a whole bunch of hours."
"Actually, it's just two and a half." Hayley just got something from Dendy, who was there by coincidence.
*The confessionals are well-done*
''As Flight 2 gets woken up, Flight #1 has someone being as quiet as a mouse!'' Don announced, as someone was just crawling.
The first flight was definitely having troubles of their own and one of them was about to do something ridiculously cruel to his enemies.
These two were doing some very genius moves, such as trying to make sure that no-one cared enough to alert the prankee of their presence.
''So, you're gonna make a move on annoying hedgehog guy?'' Rad whispered to Eggman.
''Yeah and this is going the best prank ever!'' Eggman whispered happily.
''You sure? I know how to prank...or something.''
''Yeah!'' Eggman exclaimed very quiet. ''I've got an IQ of 300, so I know how to prank in every single way possible.''
''Good luck.'' Enid said, putting her hand over the alien's mouth, as Boxman were just watching for the moment that the prank failed.
Eggman realized too late that he should've just gone for it, as Sonic spotted him a mile away with a good eye, leading the hedgehog to just give him some water to his face.
"You should've just stopped talking." Sonic was just giving Eggman some good old snarky advice.
Eggman just let out a loud, but very quick yelp, as Enid was just giving an thumbs up to Sonic, who did the same thing back to the ninja girl.
Meanwhile, something a lot more useful was happening several aisles down, as they were experincing some turblence.
Heather and Josee were just sitting with each other together by accident, but they were starting up something, as they both had questionable smiles.
''So...you know, we're both one of the strongest teams in the game so far and unlike you, I have won first place MANY times.'' Josee boasted. ''I wonder if we can team up to basically rule the competition!''
''How do I you're not just going to backstab us?'' Heather asked skeptically.
''Trust me, we're going to split the money with you!'' Josee shouted with a hint of malice. ''And I don't care about your...whatever.''
''No, that's final and you can't make me change your mind.''
''Wow, you're going to regret this decision!''
Heather and Josee shared a quick glare that suggested that Alejandro and Jacques would've just stepped back for good reason.
The two catty women were both just looking away from each other towards either towards Chicago or to their partner.
Alejandro and Jacques were both a little stunned by this clear power play, but they just ignored it and went on to be secret team buddies.
*Alejandro and Jacques' confessional*
''I swear whatever our girlfriends are up to is strange. Must be some kind of new alliance.'' Alejandro guessed, trying to be a detective. ''Besides, they both know how to play mind-games and are both incredibly...fit and...''
The Spaniard was just now blushing red.
''And what?'' Jacques asked. ''There's no way that us ice dancers could join up with some no-name team-''
''...Heather is very beatitful.''
Alejandro and Jacques looked at each other like they heard a really big insult.
''You know, you could at least prepare yourself...like me! Let's agree to this thing and I'll help you prepare.''
''Not really a problem...I don't think Heather's going to like that.'' Alejandro said, looking towards her girlfriend in the background.
''What makes you say that?'' Jacques asked obliviously. ''We could rule the race-''
*Confessional end*
Don was about to introduce the city of Chicago to a lot of people.
''Chicago, the jazziest city in the northern United States is home to theathers, all kinds of dance troupes, dance studios and musicals and to go along with the talent, the famous Loop elevated! Teams have to take a taxi from O'Hare Airport, where I'm standing, to a dance studio, where the teams will receive their next tip!'' he explained, as teams were attempting to take some taxis at night. ''Also, Flight 1 has now landed and its teams are looking for taxis!''
''Taxi!'' Sonic yelled loudly.
''Where's the taxi?!'' Knuckles shouted, almost breaking down.
''Taxi!'' Ralf exclaimed pretty loudly.
''Where's the cab?'' Rad asked not so loudly.
"Get me a taxi!" Balrog yelled, just being the second loudest in the game.
There was no-one that was getting the attention of the taxi drivers, even if they were some of the more famous, infamous or unusual contestants.
''WE NEED TAXIS!'' Gwen screamed loudly.
Right after that, four taxis all arrived at the same time, as they did what she did, her and Leshawna, The Reality Show Villains, The Fast Friends and The Police Officers, leaving 18 others to shout very loudly.
''Yeah, see you guys at the next challenge!'' Knuckles told the rest of the teams, who were just looking at him weirdly. ''Gonna run on the highway!"
Sonic was just groaning hard.
''Please tell me you're not planning to do it?" Heather asked, obviously just asking the important questions.
''We'd either be killed or just end up causing more traffic, so is that what you want?" Sonic was also asking another important question.
"Er..." Knuckles' mind was just rack up the answers. ''...it's fast?"
Heather and Alejandro were just smiling at the echidna's lack of intellect and Knuckles somehow didn't really register it properly, as Sonic was just not in a good mood.
*The Police Officers' confessional*
Nick and Judy were just pretty shocked at Knuckles' dumb idea.
''I don't get it. Don dedicates a part of his life for all of our teams to not die, but Knuckles just has a really dumb idea that could make him die!" Judy was just defending the slightly non-commital promise that Don made.
''Hey, it's not like he's going to do it. Knuckles can't run that fast and Sonic can, so...'' Nick dismissed it.
*The Former Cadets' confessional*
Sanders and MacArthur were both a little scared.
''I know that I said that I'm ready to give it my all, but that echidna's...too hardcore!" MacArthur was just pretty confidently. ''Put that stuff on another road and it'd work!"
"I'd doubt that they wouldn't get a penalty for that, though." Sanders was just putting some facts on the ground.
*Confessional cut*
The Cup Brothers and The Mutants jumped in the same taxi, as there was room for six and the camera was on.
''So, you're telling you defeat some flower, a princess of sweet stuff and a guy with a ship that shoots lasers?'' Gambit asked, completely unsure.
''Yeah, sir!'' Cuphead exclaimed.
''...That doesn't seem too crazy...but you're cups, so...''
''It works without you guys more.''
''What are you saying?'' Wolverine asked threateningly.
''We l-live in a very crazy world.'' Mugman said loudly and very quickly, as everyone just understood.
''I realized that, while you guys were yapping.''
''Huh...I never noticed.''
These guys were just trying to pass the time in their six-seat taxi, while other teams were taking an different approach to riding the taxi...even if it was Total Drama-related.
''No matter how cool she is, I can't stil get over Courtney's strategy board.'' Gwen sighed.
''Girl, I think she's gonna be sorry she made that strategy guide.'' Leshawna guessed. ''She knows she messed with you and she ain't gonna be happy with that.''
''Yeah...I'm still not ready to forgive, th-'' Gwen said, before her taxi got bumped by another team who was DRIVING the taxis.
''Scram, because you're behind the evil geniuses!'' Lord Boxman shouted. ''Sometimes, you've gotta lose.''
''Watch yourself and your styles!'' Eggman yelled from the taxi, as he sped away.
Gwen and Leshawna were both incensed by the two evil geniuses' moves, but they were trying to keep their taxi driver to the speed limit and he knew what to do.
Sonic and Knuckles were double timing it, as they weren't driving the taxi, but they bribed the taxi driver with some more money.
''My condition's gotta go fast!'' Sonic shouted, as he was just now racing Eggman...somehow.
The former cadets and the police officers were just starting to notice the chaos that was in front of them, as they were both in the same taxi.
''Wow, everyone's so desperate to be the first ones to the Don Box.'' Sanders noticed, as there was several really fast taxis.
''No way! We're being passed by everyone else or something.'' Judy sighed in worry. ''Let's just hope that they're bad at dancing.''
''At least we're still in a good position.''
''Yeah, as a fellow police officer, we've still got a chance to...oh, no.''
''Josee just passed us...ridiculously fast!'' MacArthur shouted, just taking a single look at the ice dancers. ''Come on, why can't this taxi go fast-''
The ice dancers also chose to get off the interstate for some reason that might have to do with the certain lack of traffic that was just happening in the same area.
''-okay, never mind, let's just to get downtown!''
''Let's up the pace a little bit.'' Nick added.
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...The Bodega Workers and The Evil Geniuses and the two of them were not happy to see each other.
''Finally, there's the Don Box and Lord Boxman!'' Enid shouted, just jumping out of the car.
"Wow, you three have a history." Eggman noted, with some raised eyebrows.
Rad threw the money at the driver very quickly, as both teams were out of their taxis in an instant.
''Alright, let's see what Don's got for us!'' Rad proclaimed smugly.
''Yeah, we're way better dancers than you are!'' Eggman shouted back.
"Not really. We both suck." Enid was just stating the facts, making Rad and Eggman really mad.
The two teams attempted to hit the Don Box first, but Enid managed to get it first.
''Okay, it's an botch-or-watch. Just Dancing Alone?'' Enid told the two teams, as she didn't give a damn about who knew about it.
Then Don just cut her off with a quick flash.
''If you haven't known by now, a botch-or-watch is a challenge that only one member does. In this challenge, the member that wants to dance has ten minutes to practice their dance and then after that, they have to be judged by these three dancing experts-''
''Come on, we're not THAT good.'' one of the girls said, as she was a brown-haired Latina with a pink and blue fitness outfit.
''Yeah, she's wrong.'' another African-American guy said, as he had a red jumper, some navy blue jeans and red high-tops.
''Thanks for that, Don!'' the third dancing expert shouted at Don, as he was a white guy with long brown hair.
''...after these three try to figure out wherever the team member's dancing is worthy of a tip, the teams that pass get their tip, while the teams that fail have to waste time...practicing.'' Don explained, really sure that he was just going to cringe at some of the teams.
The four of them were definitely ready to do some dancing, even if they didn't have the best clothes for it...but Rad had the perfect outfit.
''So, that's it for part 1!'' some random guy that was just shouting said.
"Sorry, dude. When the first challenge gets started, there will be some good dancing, some bad dancing and some pretty ugly dancing! Who's going to be the first dancing team out of the challenge? Find out...after the break!" Don announced, making the random guy's announcement official, before putting the white blonde haired guy with small goatee out of the shot and his presence.
To be continued with Part 2, where the dancing reaches its limit, as everybody tries their hand at it...even if they suck at it!