The Super Ridonculous Race!
Episode 2: Illinois' Got All-Stars!
Part 2: Dance Dance Ridonculously!
Yep, it's going back on again as these guys are ready to dance it up in the inner northern suburbs of Chicago and no matter what, there's guaranteed to be at least one super terrible dance in there!
Rad, Enid, Ivo and Lord Boxman were all getting started their great dancing moves, as they were in the studios, just trying their hardest to nail their moves perfectly.
''...So, you're dancing, right?'' Enid asked sweating.
''Yeah, because I've got very rad moves and my name's also rad!'' Radicles proclaimed happily.
''Yeah, stop...''
''I ain't gonna stop practicing my moves...I need these sick moves!''
There was definitely more teams coming and two of them were wearing some of the biggest grins that could have, as they were as real as their Olympic medals.
''No matter who does it, the ice dancers are gonna get first again.'' Sonic noticed, as Jacques was just onlooking the rest of the teams with condescending looks. ''Besides, they dance great!''
''You never know, the impossible might happen.'' Knuckles told the three teams.
''They worked very hard to get their golds and what stopping them from doing that in this round?'' Dr. Eggman asked Sonic, who was just looking at him weirdly.
''You're right...and I'm going to beat you.'' Sonic told him.
''Too late...because I've already started!'' The newly arrived Heather and Alejandro were just not surprised at the argument going on.
''Oh yeah, because I'm actually prepared!" Rad and Enid was just watching yell loudly at his mortal enemy.
The hedgehog and the bald scitentist were face to face ridiculously close and then they both looked at the Ice Dancers angrily.
''If I'd have one advice for you two is that you don't make a good couple.'' Josee said, making the duo angry.
There was more and more teams arriving and they weren't in the mood to deal with the leading team's bullcrap, no matter how much they didn't care.
There was actually already three teams that were just entering this race with some moves, as they were coming in loudly.
''We're here to do some quick dancing!'' Sanders declared, as her, MacArthur, Judy and Nick all came in the same time with a loud door opening.
''I agreed to be the dancer, right?'' MacArthur asked her partner. ''I got some really good moves...what's your problem?''
''You don't really...dance that good.'' Sanders said, slightly worried.
''Don't worry about it!''
*MacArthur's own confessional*
She was just wearing some legwarmers, but that was about it.
''I'm gonna deal with this challenge in ways that nobody expected a police officer to deal with them. I don't know how I'm going to do that, but I've got a ton of oomph and...what I else can I say?'' she boasted ridiculously.
''Not much.'' Judy added.
*The Police Officers' confessional*
''Judy, I think you've got this...kinda...maybe.'' Nick said, failing to raise the mood.
''So, how am I even going to get on the first flight?'' Judy asked. ''I still can't dance, even after just going through...THAT.''
''Face it, Judy! We're gonna go further than anyone has gone before and alone, you can do that as well!''
''...Thanks.'' Judy said, regaining her smile.
*Confessionals will be confessionals forever*
Regardless of whatever the teams were actually ready, the 5 minutes were up for the first team to complete it and it was obvious who was just going first.
''Josee, you'll be beatitful out on that stage.'' Jacques told her from the bench.
''Thank you, Jacques!'' Josee said to her partner loudly.
Either way, someone was also done and they weren't waiting for the ice dancers to even get started before they barged in front of the judges and already, things were getting hot.
''Wow, Alejandro...you're the best guy ever!'' the dancing girl shouted, as the Spaniard blew a kiss.
The other judges were definitely already a little jealous, but they just let him get on with it, as he did some traditional Spanish dancing complete with the splits.
He just straight up picked himself up right after that, leaving the three judges to clap to his chiseled muscles and the girl judge just gave him the tip.
''You're my favourite contestant ever!'' she shouted.
''Thank you for the compliment.'' Alejandro told her, as him and Heather were just leaving the studio.
These two were just taking some time to read it, as they were just escaping the place of the dance.
''Alejandro, take a taxi to Lincoln Park and attempting to find the next Don Box...in the bushes.'' Heather explained. ''Come on, there's got to be a taxi somewhere!''
''As our first team out of the first challenge attempts to find a taxi in this bustling city of traffic...the rest of the teams off the first flights are definitely dancing hard!''
Josee was just basically doing some pretty acrobatic backflips, three mid-air spins and basically the full force of ballet moves in a very quick succession complete with a genuine smile and the African-American threw the tip in her mouth.
''Jacques, let's move on!'' Josee declared, as the two moved on.
Sonic was just definitely doing some speedy breakdancing, as he was just definitely spinning on his head ridiculously fast, before he span uncontrollably on his back and backflipped for the audience.
''Alright, just give me a second.'' Sonic said, still lying down on the ground.
''Dude, we got that tip!'' Knuckles told him, grabbing that tip and taking the blue blur along with him.
Leshawna of the Reality Show Heroes booty blasted her away out of a tip, Cuphead of the Cup Brothers was definitely trying his hardest to attempt something, Rad of the Bodega Workers was basically putting one arm in front of his whole body, grooving and repeating it to get that tip, while Ralf of the Mercenaries just crashed...and burned.
"For real, I think you're just going light the place on fire." Gwen stated the obvious with some sarcasm. "Without a tip."
"Ooh wee, that's something alright." Mugman was just watching with his finger covering his eyes.
In other news, Ralf wasn't lighting the place on fire with his not so great dance moves, Cuphead was just struggling to see the colonel trip over himself trying to do the shuffle.
''Damn, a colonel shouldn't be burning the ground!'' the African-American girl said, named Eliza exclaimed, as Ralf was just went back to try again.
"Hey, I just wanted to add some flair!" Ralf protested with some serious looks.
"The floor's made of wood, so that wouldn't be a good idea."
Ryo was just stepping up to do some good dancing, as he just made an martial art an dance...but then again some of the more extreme arts have to have a lot of discipline to them and those moves weren't really unique or well-executed.
''It was alright, but you could do a bit better.'' The long-haired white guy, whose name was Ty said.
*The Karate Siblings do some cool confessing*
''Sometimes, crazy stuff can be done in five minutes, but other times, you're just lying there...bored out of your mind...in that-'' Yuri tried to explain.
''-that lock on your head and you try punch it, but you punched a real wall.'' Ryo explained with an ashamed look.
''You and that wall must've had some real memories...'' Yuri said mischeviously.
*the confessional end*
Yeah, the second flight arrived and they definitely made their presence noticed, wherever that was good or not, as there was quite a lot of teams that were just making their opponents feel really bad.
Weirdly enough, only one team from the first flight was still there and that was mostly because of how one of them had toilet troubles and the other was just not willing to be a terrible person.
''No way...diarrhea must be crazy up in there!'' Pete said to the two kids, as he smell the toilet like no else would.
''Yeah...but now that's over, we've got a race to win, Dendy!'' Kaio exclaimed with a ton of determination and a few rolls of extra tissue.
"Indeed." Dendy was just noticing that Rick and Morty were doing a strategy that worked really well.
These two teams were practically stuck together, as Rick managed to attract the first taxi with a bunch of compliments and Morty was just making it louder with a bonus megaphone.
Coachman and Stromboli were just checking their ears for a sound that wasn't way too loud, as there was just a whole bunch of teams that were liking their methods.
"Go, Rick!" Shen yelled, ready to fight.
"You can shout them all here!" Trina definitely got helped by Rick's shouting.
''Yo, man! You've got it good!'' Rick shouted, as he managed to get his taxi ridiculously quick. ''Get it-in here, Morty!''
''Alright, Rick!'' Morty shouted happily, as the duo just jumped in the crazy and their taxi speed off. ''That was strange, but at least everybody's got an taxi!"
There was actually not really enough taxis for everyone, but there was still enough to get most of the teams back into the race within a two minute and therewas always a cga
''Did he just compliment his way to a taxi ride?'' Frank asked.
''Yeah, if you have two eyes!'' K' yelled at him.
The duo were just making everyone's eyes look right at them.
''Hey, big mouth guy...maybe you can shut up for a second.''
''You know what, you're starting to sound a little bit like a stupid guy.''
''And I don't care that much.'' Maxima said to the two idiots, grabbing the both of them.
''Honestly, you two need to calm down or else, you're gonna explode.'' Chuck said, being honest.
The two teams' taxis arrive at the same time.
''I'm going to make it count on this leg.'' K' warned Frank.
''Oh, edgy guy. I've got the skills to leap ahead of you.'' Frank warned K' back.
"Cool, see ya at the first challenge, where you'll probably suck."
"Don't worry, kid, I'll probably beat ya anyways."
Chuck and Maxima were just sure that some kind of rivalry started, as their partners were just glaring at their new rival like they had an issue that went further back than half a minute ago.
There was teams that were definitely taking taxis, as The Kid Heroes, The The Nature Lovers, The Manly Fighters, The Questionable Heroes and the Reluctant Partners were definitely speeding and making the other teams feel the tyre dust...even if it wasn't that notable.
''Oh, come on! I'm wearing this amazing outfit for this race and this race only! Also, you look pretty beatitful.'' Benimaru said to Carly, who wasn't having any of it.
''Do I look...wow.'' she said, resisting Benimaru's charm and noticing Shingo's...cuteness?
''You know I've got a whole lot more where those abs are coming from.''
''Er...this is getting-'' Carly didn't really blush, as Benimaru was just shocked.
''You know you're talking to my sister, you know?'' Spencer told Benimaru, who just shrugged it off. ''Oh, hey, our taxi's here.''
''Hey, my name's Shingo Yabuki? What's up, Spencer?'' Shingo asked, badly breaking the ice as the taxi arrived.
''Just hopping into a taxi.'' Spencer replied, pretty much copying Shingo's awkward technique. "So, what you're doing?"
''Cool, I'm doing the same thing.'' Shingo was just pretty much flopping at this point.
Benimaru, Carly, Spencer and Shingo were all getting off to an start that was admirably badly executed.
Both teams were actually hopping into their taxis and going to their location that was on their tip, leaving them with a peaceful taxi ride with each other.
Also, the Kid Heroes, thanks to some kind of toilet trouble and the Reluctant Partners took the same taxi...leading to some odd confrontations in the taxi.
''Now, you listen to me!'' Pete shouted at KO and Dendy.
''I don't think that would be wise.'' Dendy suggested, ready to listen to Pete's ideas. "Though, I'd like to hear your ideas."
''Yeah, you think you're a wise guy! You're a friggin ten year old for crying out loud!'' Mortimer shouted, taking over the reigns and somehow being offended.
Pete was just groaning at this scaredy cat act from his partner.
''Dendy may not be the wisest guy, but he's not a bad guy like you!'' Kaio shouted, a little scared of the bigger guys. ''Seriously, you've acted like you're better than other people for some reason.''
''Come on, do you know me?'' Mortimer asked.
Kaio just nodded no with an interested look, while Dendy was just struggling to even care.
''Of course you don't...but, we can do stuff that every single hero would like to do, you know, save people, help people and do other hero stuff! Together, we're gonna get ladies...touch stuff and...I forgot the hero stuff! Point is we're gonna be an alliance.'' Mortimer explained with a smarmy look that was just doing the opposite of what it should be doing.
''No thanks, you don't seem really trustworthy.'' Kaio said, his nerves working in tandem with his brain.
''Look, if you sign up for my alliance, we can split the money.'' Pete explained easily, making things a lot simpler.
''Isn't that what an alliance is traditionally based on?'' Dendy asked.
''Yeah, but we could be the dream team.''
''I would not like to be part of that dream.''
''Come on, kid! Would trust a guy like me?''
''I wouldn't trust a guy like any day of the week!'' Kaio realized, just surprising Dendy. ''Besides, you two are definitely villains.''
The taxi still went on with the reluctant partners stunned by KO's random deduction skills and Dendy patted him on the back.
*Both confessionals take place at the dance studio, but first, here's the Kid Heroes' confessional*
''What did I do?'' Kaio asked, still stunned at what he did. ''They couldn't have been villains!''
''I didn't really know...I just kinda did it because their bio's pretty...villainous.'' Dendy said. ''They said they liked to cheat others out of cars and steal girlfriends."
Kaio was definitely very shocked.
"Yep, those two are definitely bad guys
*The Reluctant Partners' confessional*
''You know what I think? That our alliance is intimdating to these kids!'' Mortimer very smugly boasted.
''We don't have an alliance, dummy.'' Pete told him.
''Oh, yes we do. You know how I managed to talk to those guys back on the plane? Yeah, we're now in their alliance and our alliance is going to be amazing!''
Mortimer then held up a paper with 'CAN YOU STOP' written on it, leading Pete to figure out the obvious.
''Yeah, I think that's a no bud.''
*The Pirates' confessional*
''Cap'n, I think they're in this thing! You know, the really big mouse and really big cat!'' Smee said, enthusiastically. ''I think it would be mean to reject them because-"
''That ''big mouse'' was just spewing out blige water.'' Hook stated with a scowl. "He should join our alliance of winning and stealing!"
"Cap'n, thanks!" Smee's confusion was both really obvious, but he definitely approved the idea.
*This was the time and place to confess*
Soon enough, only three teams were trying to get their taxis and it was definitely some kind of struggle to get their taxis, as one of them just managed to get to the taxi stand.
"See ya at the elimination...place!" Balrog exclaimed, as he was just mocking the two of them not being able to catch the taxi.
Unluckily, he managed to get hit by a pebble from Phil.
''DAMN IT!'' Filipino Jack shouted, as he was struggling to catch up to Phil.
''Sometimes, you gotta swear it out to move dat fast!'' Phil told him, before he noticed that there was only three other teams here.
''Wait, but that doesn't make sense.'' Filipino Jack was just slightly stunned, as Fry was just trying to wave his hands for a taxi.
''You know doesn't make sense?'' Bender asked.
''That the taxis are not here, man?'' Phil suggested, shocked as heck.
As if on request, the three remaining teams managed get their taxis at roughly the same time as each other and they were just trying their hardest to make the process as fast as they could make it.
''You might want to move fast, moron.'' Eddy told the taxi driver. ''We're in the Ridonculous Race!''
''Being cordial would make this taxi go faster.'' Edd explained.
''I've got no time to be...whatever, Sockhead! We need to move now or else our butts will be out of the race.''
Edd just sighed, as the taxi was the third-to-last one to leave O'Hare, while the other two teams left behind the Low Key Scammers are ready to deal with each other being in the taxis.
The taxi was also bigger than usual, as the two of them were about to give some glares to each other.
''As the teams from the second flight are on their way to the first challenge, the teams from the first flight are definitely struggling to pull through, but some teams are doing that anyways!'' Don announced.
Ralf wasn't really much of a dancer, but the way he did the twist was on point, as Clark was just looking a little embrassed. His superior was really in the groove and making some efforts take it to the next level.
''Yeah!'' Ralf shouted, as Ty gave him the tip. ''Alright, we're heading to Lincoln Park for our next challenge...on foot!''
''My feet aren't going to like this race.'' Clark said, as the duo were out.
Leshawna just went back in for a second try and she changed up her act...but her booty wasn't strong enough to get her tip once again.
''Damn, I guess third time IS the charm.'' Leshawna sighed.
Cuphead's loose limbs allowed to dance like no-one ever did before, as he was just a pretty fast and ridiculously loose version of the shuffle.
''No way, Cuphead! How do you even do that?'' Mugman asked with complete surprise.
''Hey, when your arm can stretch far, it's best to use it!'' Cuphead exclaimed happily, as Eliza just threw him a tip.
''Whoa, now that's an impossible dance!'' Eliza told the two brothers, who went on their merry way.
*Cuphead's solo confessional*
''To be honest, we entered this thing, mostly because most of our friends have been through LITTERALLY HELL...the best thing we can do is bring them some money.'' the cup guy explained.
''Nah, I bet it's way deeper than that.'' Nick guessed.
''You might be right.''
*Go and be an confessional rights activist or something*
Trina managed to mess up it step one, as she tripped over something and this also impacted Tails, as despite being able to fly, he rolled over that same wire and the wire was moved outta the way by Franziska.
''The Von Karma family will never...I'm ready to do some amazing acrobatics that have definitely been in the works for too long!'' she boasted, just getting the judges to take one look at her.
"Come on, show what you've got." Ty wasn't convinced, seeing one too many arrogant amateurs.
Ty, Eliza and Kai weren't surprised that her dance wasn't the best thing in the world, but then she brung her whip into action and she was just dancing around it like she knew how to do it, basically spinning her whip around her body.
''Yo! That was marvelous!'' Kai exclaimed, just giving her a tip.
''I knew that.'' Franziska smugly proclaimed, as her whip was just ready to get a ''rest''
A good chunk of the teams were clapping, as Chet and Lorenzo were just ready to get things moving.
''Well, that was surprisingly easy.'' Miles said, having a smug look on his face. "To be fair, it wasn't supposed to be a hard challenge."
More teams were ready to do some special battle, as Benimaru was definitely using his abs to his own advantage, making Shingo feel a little bit more odd than before, as was this enough-
''Your abs are amazing!'' Eliza told him.
''Thank you, my lady.'' Benimaru replied politely, catching the tip with his mouth.
''Now go and win this one!''
"I love all of my fans." Benimaru was just ready to let Chet and Lorenzo do their thing.
Eliza was just somewhat smitten, as the other two judges were definitely feeling dirty, even if the model did have some great dance moves to back it up.
However, Chet was just ready to bring some things into the game, along with a good chunk of the remaining dancers.
As the model left the place, more teams were definitely trying to get finished with their dancing, as the next few were just trying their best to get some perfect dancing with Sly definitely doing some Chinese moves and Chun-Li making it look easy.
''This is what happens when you copy moves. You just beaten by better people.'' Cammy told the thief.
''Hey, I don't copy techniques...I'm just not on top of my game right now.'' Sly smugly stated.
''At least I don't steal stuff for a living.'' Cammy was just keeping it just as calm.
''But, I've got a crew of friends that help me steal.''
''Honestly, I don't need friends that steal and honestly, I'd rather have a day job." Cammy fired back with a good quip.
''But, you're not a thief and besides your girl being beatitful, what else could you have?" Sly was just chilling like he had actually done it.
"Really, ringtail?" Carmelita was just more dissapointed about the obvious.
Suddenly, it was interrupted by the next two teams that arrived in the area and one of them was a surprise to everyone and one half of the surprising team was just taking an interest to a certain fox.
''Ha-cha-cha, I'm ready for ya!'' the tall mouse exclaimed to the fox Interpol officer.
''Wait, weren't you on flight two?'' Carmelita asked, just dumbfounded.
''So what, you're intimidated by our amazing presence?'' Mortimer suggested.
''No. You look you're with my partner that wasn't supposed to be my partner."
''Oh, you mean that amazing thief guy?''
''He's a raccoon that should be jail for all of the crimes that you did. You'd be the fally guy.''
''Oh, hey fox girl! Don't be angry, because I know how to cheer you up...really well. Don't get with that thief guy...I know what you want.'' Mortimer boasted. ''I get all of the ladies back at home! I've got a good cha-''
Carmelita just moved without even speaking to him, as she was just too tired of Mortimer's act.
*The Reluctant Partners' confessional*
''Oh, come on, she could've gone all over me! I've got all of the girls back at home-'' Mortimer shouted.
''-Because you suck at keeping those ''girls back at home''. Look, I'm no good guy, but I have a legit wife and a son...what the heck have you got?'' Pete told the mouse. ''Nothing, but girls that don't care.''
''Geez, Pete! Have some mercy on me, man!''
*The confessional is goners*
''Who's going to be the first one to complete this race and what the heck is the second challenge and why am I splitting it off pretty early? I know because this is...The Super Ridonculous Race!'' Don announced, just getting some ire.
''Hey, shut your mouth!'' a mouthy Asian guy exclaimed, as he was definitely looking a little bit round, bald and bearded and he also had a chain.
Don didn't really pay any attention to him.
To be continued with Part 3, where the zoo becomes home to a lot of the contestants trying to get some good pictures.
Wherever they're good or not, depends on the contestant!
Who's going to be the first team to make it look easy?
Who's going to be the first team to make it harder than it should be?
No matter, it's going to happen in the next part!