The Super Ridonculous Race!
Episode 2: Illnois' Got All-Stars!
Part 3: The Zoo Photoshoot!
Wow, it's still looking pretty good for this reupload with some added content! I'm sorry that I forgot
The teams from flight one and flight two were definitely on the first challenge and some of them were pretty sure that they knew how to dance, while others were struggling to feel it.
''Come on, MacArthur! This is your third attempt and there's still a lot of teams left!'' Judy shouted, freaking out.
''Calm down, rabbit lady!'' Sanders told her. ''
''Geez, what's with the butts today?'' Zooey asked, just trying to hide behind Tails.
MacArthur was just trying to backflip hard, as she was just trying to take her moves to the next level with the level of fluidity and butt shaking being turned up even further.
''Yeah, I'm turnt up!'' she yelled, just surprising the judges.
At this point, Eliza just threw her the tip to basically make her go away.
''MacArthur, I don't want an encore! Please!'' The black girl pleaded, as the former cadets were definitely just walking away awkwardly.
The former cadets were definitely feeling like they didn't succeed, but the next team was really feeling their drive to succeed, as Judy was just trying to take advantage of being light on her feet.
''Push yourself kinda hard.'' Nick whispered to her.
Judy just basically did a ridiculously fast shuffle and she was struggling to not fail it, as she wasn't really much of a dancer, but Nick's cheering was just making her not fall down.
Either way, third time was the charm once again, as Judy managed to get the tip for the first time.
''Nick, I did it...I think.'' Judy said, not so sure that the tip was worth it.
''Well you got the tip!'' Nick told her, just taking her on a ride.
''Er, good luck with the next challenge!'' Tails told the police officer duo, who were definitely happy to move on.
It was really obvious that this challenge wasn't ready for whoever arrived on the scene, as Ivo just got in touch with his rhythm and got a tip, Tails managed to float his way to a tip, the two of them having a bit of a spar in the same taxi.
''Come on, let's just get in the taxi.'' Zooey told her.
''No way, I'm getting in with an evil genius!'' Tails insisted.
''Tails, it's just five minutes...'' Zooey said, before seeing a massive amount of traffic. ''...maybe, you've gotta chill out for a second.''
''I...uh...guess you're kinda right about that.'' Tails said.
''Yeah, I-'' Zooey exclaimed, before getting two guys on top of her.
Suddenly, the super villains just managed to ''jump'' a taxi...somehow AND they were both readying their skills.
''Also, we're already in our own taxi, so it's super easy now! So, see you way later than expected!'' Eggman shouted, just trying to taunt some people. ''Haha, you wanna do that sometime and you'll be the best villain ever!''
''Do I look like I care?'' Boxman asked with a hint of boredom. ''Besides I know you're dancing
Tails and Zooey soon just went in their normal taxis, just trying to compherend what had even happened.
''So, uh...you like taxis?'' Tails asked Zooey awkwardly.
''No...was just wondering why they stole a taxi.''
''I don't even...don't even know why that would work.''
The two of them looked at each other like they didn't know what to do next.
''As the teams from the first flight have just left the challenge, ready for major traffic...''
''...the leading teams that have battled through some traffic are ready to reveal the second challenge!''
This next challenge's first team actually was Heather and Alejandro, although there was two other teams that weren't that far behind the rest of them and it was really obvious that the traffic was ridiculously bad.
''How do people live through this kind of traffic? It's like New York, but more obnoxious.'' Heather whined.
''You just get used to it.'' Alejandro said, being a little calm.
''How do you even get used to this?''
''...My chica, that does not matter right now!''
''Oh...you idiot.''
Right after Heather said that, another team was just straight running ridiculously fast just passed them by to head to the next Don Box and their running speed couldn't match the Fast Friends.
''Okay, they need a speed limit on these pathways!'' Knuckles shouted, as his buddy was there first.
''So, you wanna slow me down?'' Sonic said jokingly.
''Nah, we're kicking limits either way!''
The two teams practically hit the Don Box at the same exact time and there was a few more teams that were really close and one of them had no time for respect.
''Now if you excuse me...'' Josee said, before slamming the button to get the tip.
''It's an All-In!'' Chun-Li said, just gathering her breath.
''How did you?'' Josee asked the daring duo.
''It's classified and awkward.'' Cammy said, just shutting the ice dancer's mouths.
''Look, I don't really care...I just want to do this challenge!''
''All I can say is that we're going to have to do some photography and that we're going to find several animals.
Josee and Cammy looked onwards, as they were both shot by a Cuphead, who was stuck in a trance and the military lady just gave him a slap with her hat.
''Hey...wait, take pictures of animals...that's a cakewalk!''
Cuphead didn't know the details, though and that's what the host was going to provide here.
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Don come prepared with a face mask, but the rest of him was pretty much the same old host.
''In this All-In challenge, teams have to first find the keys to the exhibits that their assigned animals are, because they have to take pictures from the inside-'' A monkey just threw some poop at him and he just wiped the poop off. ''-of the exhibits. Once, they're inside, they must take three somewhat different pictures using a disposable camera...which will be judged by this guards.'' Don explained, just keeping it simple.
''Okay, when do I get paid?'' The guard asked, who was a 17 year old brown-haired white girl with a pixie cut and she was just wearing the normal guard outfit.
''After filming, my lady.'' Don replied.
The guard just flicked his chin, but it still hurt badly.
Either way, it was time for the challenge to get started and the teams were actually considering looking in all of the bushes, as the keys to the exhibits could be anywhere and what animal they had to deal with could be the most troublesome.
''Huh, talk about stupid!'' Sonic shouted to Eggman, who was just stuck in a bush.
''So, that's just bush talk, right?'' Eggman shouted back.
''It's got some really good ears...'' Knuckles said. ''That bush must be the awesome-est bush in this park.''
''No, it's not, you-'' Sonic said smugly.
''Hey, I know sarcasm when I can see it...also, what's the challenge?''
''I didn't read it.''
''You're gonna read it and weep boys!'' Eggman exclaimed happily.
The Fast Friends went back to basically know what the challenge actually was, while some other guys were actually arriving at the same exact time and they both were sure they were meant together.
''Er, let's see what the challenge is...alright, guys?'' Knuckles said with enthusiasm, just ready to see the challenge.
''Yeah, let's do that!'' Rad exclaimed, as the two teams get the two tips.
While the muscleheads were just reading the tips and getting even more excited for what the challenge entailed, the somewhat sarcastic duo were just stuck with each other.
''So, Sonic, have you got a-?''
''You know, you and me should...do stuff.'' Sonic said seductively. ''We've gotta challenge to complete, so we gotta stick together.''
''No, we don't.'' Enid said with a confindent smile.
''Yeah, we do, my ninja gal!''
''Uhhhh...yeah-''
''Yeah, we haven't met each other, yet!'' Rad shouted excitedly. ''I'm Rad, the best alien that anyone has even known.''
''And I'm Knuckles, who always skips leg day and keeps my body in check!'' Knuckles said, just shaking hands.
''And together, we're the Bunch of Heroes!'' They both said together, somehow being in sync.
The Bunch Of Heroes were now born and one of the alliance members wanted nothing to do with each other, but she was just dragged into it, being the smartest of the four and the person that cared the least.
''Okay, now, we've gotta find keys and the animal pictures that are on the keys and then we can stop being-''
''-on this challenge, I agree with you, Enid!'' Rad interrupted, just bumping Knuckles.
Meanwhile, some other teams were definitely ahead of them and they were just really good at searching...but then again, this was part of their job to search places.
''So, you gotta key yet?'' Nick asked.
''No, I'm just finding nothing so far.'' Judy replied.
''Well...I hope that doesn't take a long time.''
''On it!''
The duo were sure that they have found a key together, as they both bumped into each other and they heard some metal shaking in the same bush. Judy just grabbed it first.
''Is it weird that we've gotta take pictures of real rabbits?'' Judy asked the two of them.
''Yeah!'' Nick exclaimed with a bit of a surprise. ''Hold up, how do we get in?''
''We just go to the rabbit habitat, open the door, make sure its locked from the inside and basically take three different pictures of the rabbits and then we just kinda lock the door and get that tip.'' Judy explained. ''That sounds kinda easy.''
Once again, there was Alejandro and Heather, two people that were just trying to fight with Jacques and Josee, who just managed to grab a key out of a small branch.
The duo were definitely just fighting over a key that would lead to a frog's habitat, even if it didn't really matter that much, but they somehow just got thrown another frog key.
''Well, played, whoever threw that key!'' Alejandro exclaimed, impressed.
''Okay, so we're just taking pictures of frogs.'' Heather said, slightly digusted.
''Should be easier than getting a gold against mediocre ice dancers.'' Jacques proclaimed, very smugly.
''So, what are we waiting for?'' Josee asked.
''Uh, nothing.'' Heather told the two of them, as the Bad Couple were just running off.
''You're not going to take gold from me!'' Josee yelled, loudly.
*The Bad Couple's confessional*
''I still can't believe that we have to suffer through so much traffic! But...we're at least starting to go somewhere with those ice dancers.'' Heather said with a somewhat heinous smile.
Alejandro was just as smug as his girlfriend.
*Confessional's over, bro!*
The Bad Couple and the Ice Dancers were just sure they weren't really meant to following each other, but they had to be in the same place anyways, but others were just really good at topping it.
The Fast Friend found a key really fast and Sonic was just attempting to carry Knuckles to speed his attempt up.
''Woo, we've got lizards!'' Sonic exclaimed loudly.
''Should be easy...they're pretty small dudes!'' Knuckles said, just happy to get an small animal.
''As the second flight teams' dance their way through the challenge, some teams are still left dancing!'' Don announced, as Sly and Carmelita somehow managed to pass the challenge and so did the Kid Heroes, as who managed to do it.
Meanwhile, ALL of the teams from flight number two were just trying their hardest to bring the best dance that they could really do and some of them were just actually good.
Sig was just looking pretty tired, but he was just shaking his own arms to make them smoothly dancing, as he was just shuffling slowly down there, but the weird combination just made him go through.
''Okay, we made it through!'' Sig said in a monotone voice.
''Why are you so monotone, guy?'' Eliza asked, before the guy went away.
Phil was just doing the most gangster thing that he could think of, as he was just trying to doing some casual breakdancing, but he was just popping and locking, but he blew the backflip and landed on his chest.
''Augh, man! Just pretend that it didn't happen, guy!'' Phil shouted, which just got groans. ''Shut up, you dumbasses!''
''Hey, I'm up next.'' Trina told the wannabe gangster.
''Girly, I know...now I just gotta try and win!''
''You're gonna lose some!''
Tori was once again up next, as she was just trying to do some decent dancing moves, but her sister just stepped in for very obvious reasons.
''Uh, hello, my name's Trina and I'm here to not trip over a wire!''
Trina was just doing some classic music video dance choreography, as she was just attempting to nail it, but she didn't have the skills to do them well, so it looked kinda sloppy, but smooth, as she just transistioned from one pose to another.
''Well, how was it?''
''It wasn't really that good, but it's good enough to get you a tip.'' Kai told her, as Trina finally got that tip.
''Finally, Trina...let's just dissappear before-'' Tori said, as they managed to get looked at by Benimaru, who was flexing hard. ''Get outta here, sexy guy.''
The duo were just sure that they saw that guy that attempted to look like the coolest guy ever, but the guy was up next.
''Hello, ladies! I heard you want to see my dance!'' Benimaru explained, just trying to look his most beatitful.
''Come on, Benimaru...it's not gonna-'' Kai snapped, but he saw Eliza just staring at the model's chiselled abs. ''Yeah, I do want to see your dance.''
Benimaru was just ready to make a dance out of several poses that he did as a model, as he knew how to make anything look good and he just smoothly linked them together like he was a professional at it.
''Not gonna lie, you're not just all about your looks.'' Kai told Benimaru.
''Yes, he is, you idiot!'' Lorenzo yelled from the crowd.
''Shut up, stepbrother guy.'' Benimaru said.
''You're completely wrong, Lorenzo! He's not only a model, but he's also a good friend and a great fighter!'' Shingo explained, just defending the model with a tip.
Eliza just threw Benimaru her number, but Ty catched it instead.
The two of them just went and Chet stepped up onto the scene with a look on confidence, while Jyushimatsu was up next.
''I...haven't got anything to say! I'm ready!'' Chet yelled.
He did some pretty cool acrobatics, but then he had some skills in rhythmic gymnastics, so it was pretty obvious that he managed to do it and he leapt, spun and did several cartwheels with passion.
''Nice one...guy! Anyways, you bros get to move on!'' Ty told the duo.
''That's just gay!'' Bender shouted.
''No-one cares about your metal butt.''
''Hey, I'll have you know that my shiny metal ass-''
The judges were just checking out the next team like they didn't hear an arrogant robot just yell about his own metal ass and they just did their jobs.
*The Adult Best Friends' confessional*
''Bender, can you just stop for a second? I dunno if we're gonna do it.'' Frylock said, looking at his robot friend.
''Trust me, we're gonna smoke so much ass that it's gonna smell like ass!'' Bender exclaimed. ''Once we start winning, we're never gonna stop.''
''Not even for the best beer in the world?''
''Beer is what I live for! So, that promise ain't broken yet.''
*Confessional is done*
''Meanwhile, back in the second challenge, teams that don't care about their own butts, try to take pictures of animals that have butts!'' Don announced, as several teams were doing it.
Gwen and Leshawna just about managed to find the duck key and Gwen was starting to shake a bit, but Leshawna just got her under control and they just went into the exhibit.
Heather, Alejandro, Jacques and Josee were just all trying to stop each other from getting the best pictures of the frog, who were just going around and minding their own business, as the flash was off and the game was really on.
The two teams managed to end up with some frogs covered out on their faces
Sonic and Knuckles were both sure that they have managed to make a great one with the lizards, as the two knew what to do and the echidna's move of putting the flash on made it easier, but it also stunned Sonic.
Judy and Nick were still a little weirded out by the fact
''Wow, we did it!'' Knuckles shouted.
''Yeah...where's my brother?'' Sonic asked, still stunned. ''Anyways, let's get...running.''
Knuckles just lifted him up by his two legs, locked the door and carried him out of the challenge and he was sure that this team passed.
''At least it's leg day.'' he stated, while he was going to the guard with the camera.
Sonic just jumped off the echidna, gave the camera to the guard and just winked at the animal guard, who was just gave him the tip and a rejection note.
''Huh, she doesn't want to be my fangirl.'' Sonic noted.
''Can't imagine why.'' Knuckles told him by accident.
The next two teams were definitely done with the challenge, as they were all sure that they were just done with their stuff and these two were just not happy with their experience.
''Wow, we still look beatitful.'' Jacques stated, just ignoring Heather's water covered butt and Josee just smiled at her.
''Yeah, yeah...can you just give us the tips, PLEASE?!'' Heather screamed, just scaring the guard.
''Come on, we're not gonna lose here!'' Josee shouted.
''Is second place losing?'' Alejandro asked, just trying to calm the girls down.
''Of course it is!'' Jacuqes shouted at him.
The duo were soon on their way to the finish line, as they were just trying to get to an place where they could call an cab and there was more teams coming in to do the challenge.
Two of them had an awkward introduction.
''Well, look who's here.'' Gwen guessed. ''OH NO-''
''Hey, we didn't do anything to you!" Minnie shouted in a panic.
''Oh, sorry about that, hon.'' Leshawna said.
''No problem...you two kinda have a lot of enemies somehow.'' Mickey said, just trying to do some small talk and/or advice. ''But, you've also got a lot of friends.''
''Er, thanks...what's your name?'' Gwen asked.
''Mickey Mouse.''
''Uh, Mickey? What the heck is up with those ducks?''
The ducks were just straight up trying to fight them with their wings and the cameras were still able to take pictures and be solid. But, the contestants were a little less tough.
Others were doing a lot better, as one was in a peaceful bird exhibit.
''Wow, that's one down!'' Ryo exclaimed quietly. ''Only two more to go.''
''Uh, what else can we do?'' Yuri asked, not noticing the bird that was just flying. ''Yeah!''
There was only one more picture to go for the Kyokugen duo, who were smooth sailing.
Others were litterally having a rough time, as the exhibit that they had to go was a little bit packed and Foxes and Babysitters were just stuck outside talking to each other outside of the bear exhibit, where the Evil Genisuses
''Man, that bear is going to get hurt-'' Sam said, just swinging her butter sock around.
''But we can't hurt it!'' Cat yelped. ''It said so on the tip.''
''Oh...damn...why can't we do that?''
''You know, the zoos have to use these animals in regular every day situations.'' Tails told the former juvie, who was just raring to use her butter sock. ''Also, you know butter melts.''
''Look, it's in the fridge when I'm not using it, okay?'' Sam huffed.
''No, it's still not okay...it's food...and the bear doesn't need to be hit.'' Zooey said, almost panicking.
''You know, the fox lady is right!'' Cat shouted.
''Ah, shut your mouth.'' Sam said, as the team was out.
It didn't really matter, as Vega and Balrog were coming up with a pretty creative solution to the mess, especially since Balrog was just full of fist power.
"I'm going in to deal with this animal! I bet it's gonna be easy money!" Balrog was just ready to use his fists.
"It's an tiger, it's going to fight you and not me." Vega was just complaining somewhat quickly, as he didn't have any faith in his partner.
"I don't care, because I got it." Balrog just slapped his friend away.
Balrog somehow managed to make the door open without the tiger even realising it, as Vega was just not that impressed by the simple.
"Yeah, I'm doing it." Balrog somehow managed to sneak up to the tiger without a big deal, as he was just careful to not put the flash into the tiger's eye. "My ass ain't dead, yet."
Vega was still unimpressed at the action, as Balrog was just finally taking the picture like he cared and then he just went out like no-one went in.
"Hmph, looks like that you're finally becoming below-average." Vega just had a certain smile.
"Shut up, look at what he did and then think again." Gai was just backing up his guy.
"It would be impressive if I did it." Vega was just making Frank's dissappointment bigger.
"Never mind, just stop being into yourself." Gai was just walking away to his team.
*The Obscure Fighters' confessional*
Sho was just very scratched, while Gai was just feeling invigorated.
"Where were you? I just about escaped with a picture!" Sho was just not feeling it.
"Hold on, we don't have any pictures left, right?"
"You weren't even at the doors, so you wouldn't know that we have all of the pictures!"
"Okay, okay, so that's good." Gai was just ready to address his friend. "I'm actually pretty happy you're alive."
Sho was just groaning that his friend didn't even get it.
*Confessional cut*
Eggman and Boxman were both sure that they were really getting tired of these challenges, as their clothes were actually torn like they were battling with a bear.
''Uh, did we win?'' Eggman asked, just confused.
''Yes, we did! But did it matter?'' Boxman asked with a ripped coat.
''YES! PUT YOUR COAT BACK ON!'' Eggman yelled at his teammate.
The rest of the teams were a little wary of the bear habitat AND a new team arrived, not so ready for that sight of a bear just scratching the door.
''Wow...that bear has got killer instincts.'' Dendy said, just sweating slightly.
''Yeah...I bet it's got something to do with Boxman!'' KO declared like an idiot, which just got Boxman to turn around. ''What did you do?''
''I just took pictures of the bear!'' Boxman yelled loudly and angrily.
"I doubt that you did just do that."
But even then there was much more dangerous exhbits that were just causing teams to run away from the place.
''Uh, Cap'n!'' Smee yelled, being heard from far away
''You're the one who thought that polar bears aren't dangerous!''
Teams from Flight 3 were arriving and they had no time to waste on whatever was ahead on them, sans the fact that they had to get taxis to move on from the airport.
''The almost losers from Flight 3 arrived and they're ready to do some retruibution or revenge or whatever
''Come on, let's get through this!'' Captain Falcon shouted, confindence that his taunt would get a taxi. ''Come on, you better stop!''
''Are you saying you want to fight?'' Mai yelled, as they were both just in the same spot.
''Uh, yeah!''
''No way, we're just trying to get a taxi!''
''Are you guys going to get in?'' King asked, as her and Samus just jumped in the taxi like there was no other one.
''I got no time!'' Samus exclaimed
The two teams were already ready to do some major fighting in the taxi, as Mai and Captain Falcon were just doing some glaring and Samus and King were just having some regrets.
Others were a little bit more calm, but just as demanding about their taxi requesting.
''Cab, please?'' Jen asked.
''Pretty please?'' Tom asked.
The taxi driver just opened their doors, as the Fashion Bloggers stepped in and so did the Reality Show Fangirls, who were actually following them, but they were more focused on just passing the time.
''Oh my god, can you believe that there's so many teams in this race?'' Katie asked.
''Also, apparently, did you that this costs a lot of money?'' Sadie guessed, surprise.
''Uh, yeah! We're in it and we're gonna do it as BFFs!''
''You mean BFFFL!''
''Oh yeah!''
There was quite a lot of duos in Chicago that shouldn't really be in Chicago, but for now, they were in there and no-one could make them stop doing the race, no matter how many questions that the other teams or even the host could ask.
''Three flights worth of amazing teams are already in Chicago and the fourth one is set to arrive pretty soon and is there going to be a huge comeback and is there going to be something special, but all I can say is that two teams are going home! Find out soon in the Super Ridonculous Race!'' Don announced, as he was at...a place that was very distnct in Chicago.
To be continued with Part 4, where teams start to finish the race...and a third challenge gets revealed and explained!
Let me tell you, this should have been up earlier, but I was pretty much either too lazy to finish this or too preoccupied with Rough Sonic Riders to do it, but here it is in all of its animal loving glory!
Also, the next chapter will arrive AFTER Christmas, but before New Years Day