The Super Ridonculous Race!
Episode 2: Illnois' Got All-Stars!
Part 5: More Lights Arrive!
There's no new chapters arriving on Sunday, so Part 6 will be up tomorrow with the same amount of updates as this chapter has or even more than that!
Part 7 will either be coming on Monday or Tuesday and it will also be updated to this new standard!
It was really obvious that the result wasn't really going to surprise anyone, as of course, one of the leading teams won the race and the top eleven were pretty much done with their part of the race, but what was going to be a potential surprise of how three teams managed to eat through a pizza.
Boxman and Stromboli knew that if they could get on the same plane as each other, they could get each other into their alliance, wherever they knew it or not, but that was just pretty much the only reason why they were eating so fast.
Fry was just doing it for a good bet.
''Come on, Fry! Lose!'' Bender shouted, being a tease to his friend.
''Hey, I won't lose to you!'' Fry said, being a little more serious, eating it like there was a prize at stake that would be given at the end of this leg.
Kim was a little reluctant to just eat that pizza so easily, as you know, she's just your average teenage girl under her bad-ass exterior.
''Yo, Kim! You gotta speed up or else-'' Ron yelled, motivating her to just let go of the questional asthetics of the eight-inch pizza.
''I'm trying, but this thing is turning me off.'' Kim told her friend, just struggling to make it work with the questionable taste and the rough mix of ingredients.
The teams were working their way through regardless if they cared or not and some of them were done incredibly quickly and they were surprised to make it through so quickly.
The more evil teams were actually done with the challenge, as if they were part of the same huge group, while Fry, Kim and unsurprisingly, Mugman, was just struggling to eat that slice.
''Geez, just give up the tip already!'' Eggman shouted, a little angry.
''Wow, look at Pete go!'' Boxman exclaimed, very happy to see a potential ally own it like it was nothing else.
Thanks to his big belly and big appetite, Pete was just droppin jaws everywhere with the ownage of the many topping pizza and Candace was just looking at him in
''Yeah, you gotta problem?'' Pete asked, only having half of a slice left to eat.
''Yeah, I guess.'' Candace said, a little angry and a little desperate with four times the amount of pizza that Pete had left.
Pete just plowed through it and Mortimer was just a little impressed with the performance that his partner was playing, as he was just not attracting any girls.
"You're one heck of a pizza player!" Mortimer exclaimed, as he went in for the high-five.
"Save it for the finish line." Pete just added in, ignoring his friend's attempt at a high-five.
All three of the teams that could be in the alliance had tips and they were all sure that things were looking pretty good and they left pretty quickly with their bowels flushed out from the suprisingly fast toilet breaks and the abilities to just wreck their competition
The pirates were a little slow on the uptake, as Smee had to swallow it all down and he wasn't doing that much swallowing compared to his allied teams, who didn't even care about their pretty rounded physique.
Tori was just done with her pizza issues and she was just walking to the toilet with her sister feeling what Tori was just feeling.
*Trina's solo confessional*
Trina was just struggling to not cringe at her sister's pain.
"You know that bit, when you kinda want your sister to just shut up for being very annoying and very dumb? It's gone way past that and into 'You didn't have to do that, but thanks for doing it' and it's really...awkward." Trina didn't really like the knot in her stomach.
*Confessional cut*
The race was still on and the spots were going to fill up pretty quickly, as teams were running in and their stamina was high.
''12th place!'' Don told the scientists, who were actually elated at the fact that they just ran like no-one else could. "Eggman, what do you want?"
''Yes, I'll have the alliance!'' Eggman shouted, as the next team came in and he knew what he was just getting into it.
''Barker, Stromboli, you're in 13th.'' Don told the two old men, who were a little peeved at Eggman's very loud comment. "Good luck to you two, because you're going to need it."
"I'll make my own alliance that usurp yours and then take over yours!" Somehow the doctor managed to forget that telling your rivals this idea wasn't a good idea and Boxman was just trying to sneak away from his clearly angry friend.
''No, you'll be in the alliance.'' Coachman told Eggman, clearly tired of the latter's antics that were just annoying the hell out of practically everyone.
''What...that's real?!'' Eggman shouted, very excited to join a group of two villainous teams that weren't really supposed to be an villanous alliance.
''Yes and it's a bunch of bad people looking for a bunch of money. Now are you blokes gonna join or not?!" Barker was just actually holding the whip, ready to just make Eggman not talk.
''Just ease on the annoyed attitude, will ya?'' Eggman was actually intimidated by the whip holding. "I'll join Smee's alliance that you clearly made yours."
The two teams were definitely sure that this alliance was definitely going to include them, as Boxman and Stromboli just went with it, even if Eggman actually managed to catch the warning strike
The next team had some dollars and Bender was just a little peeved that he messed up his bet and Fry actually ended up winning
''14th place! Who won the bet, though?'' Don "asked" the betting duo, who were just making good on their promise.
''I did...and it felt pretty good.'' Fry replied, taking it not that seriously and getting his hand out for the quick cash that he definitely had.
''Fine, here's your money!'' Bender shouted, slamming five dollars onto Fry's hand with an fact that wasn't pleased at all.
''Wow, that's gotta be some crazy bet.'' Zooey said, interested in what happened, as her and Tails get 15th place.
''Fox guy and fox girl, you're in 15th!'' Don announced loudly, just happy to interrupt conversations.
''Basically, I had this whole pizza with just a buncha of toppings and if I ate it in five minutes, then I get five dollars. Uh, I won.'' Fry explained, so casually that it semeed to be making Zooey a little sceptical.
''Yeah, I noticed...good job on getting on flight number 1!'' Tails told him, as he was just ready to give the ginger props on owning the bet.
The teams were just all excited to do some stupid things, as two more teams arrived with an appetite certainly did exist and these two were just closing in on the Chill Zone.
''I never want to eat another slice of that pizza again.'' Tori said, a little sick of the ten-inch blazing pizza that was just in her stomach now.
''Oooh, tell them guys...that...that they're the worst people ever.'' Pete told her, being right behind her physically and figuratively
''Sisters, you're 16th, random guys, you're 17th!'' Don exclaimed, as the two of them were just groaning their butts off from all of the overeating that they had to do. ''You two are both on flight one!''
Five more awesome and not so awesome teams were definitely done with the challenge and they were relieved to know that they were on the first flight, as Don just threw them their tips that just showed the same information, as they already read it and they were all dissapointed.
"Come on, at least give some new stuff!" Trina complained, pretty simply.
Bad boys are definitely know what they're gonna do!
12th: Evil Geniuses (Eggman & Boxman)
13th: Bad Seniors (Coachman & Stromboli)
14th: Adult Best Friends (Frylock & Bender)
15th: The Foxes (Tails & Zooey)
16th: Reluctant Partners (Pete & Mortimer)
17th: Rich Sisters (Tori & Trina)
*The Evil Geniuses' confessional*
''If I have to estimate, I have a 100% chance of joining the best alliance that has a lot of villains and passion for destroying people!'' Eggman gushed.
''What makes you think it is 100%? Hmm?'' Boxman asked, raising an eyebrow.
''We're called the Evil Geniuses, you genius...why do you think we are not in the bunch of villains!''
''Because you come up with bad names like that.''
''You're still wrong, but...''
*The Bad Seniors' confessional*
''Why didn't you get those two very smart guys into the alliance earlier?!'' Stromboli asked, glaring at his partner.
''You see...'' Coachman tried to lie/explain, but he was-
''These guys have some much smarts, one of them has 300 IQ or something? We're gonna go around and win this with their skills, because their IQ is...300, yet they act like bambinos!"
''They were on the first flight, you gypsy idiot!'' Coachman shouted even angrier than before. ''What the hell do you want me to do?''
Stromboli just got whipped, but he didn't really care that much about that, as he was just walking away.
*Done*
As those teams finished, some of them were just eating pizzas like it was their business and one of them was already done with the thing.
''Well, that hurt.'' Kim said, a little chill. ''Come on, Ron!''
''Already one step ahead of you!'' Ron shouted, before tripping over a kerb.
Rufus just shook his head, as he just saw Kim just flipping him foward.
''Well, that was a good landing.'' Kim said, just being sarcastic.
Other teams were hard at work at demolishing the pizza, as Morty was completely sure that he was doing that thing and he was almost done with his pizza.
''Okay, you piece of shit...that's just one...one more bite and there you go.'' Rick told his grandson, who was just confused.
''Come on, shut up already! No-one wants to hear you talk!'' Chet shouted at the scientists.
''Okay, then.''
As grandfather and son ran away to the final challenge, two people were encouraging their brother and their stepbrother to make it work
''Come on, bro, you gotta blow through this!'' Chet shouted at his brother.
''But my appetite is messed up right now.'' Lorenzo told him, ready to do some eating.
''Honestly, it's just two more bites of...whatever the heck that is.'' Chet said, a little less confindent.
Carly was just a lot more confindent about his brother's abilities to do some good eating.
''Wow, Spencer!'' Carly exclaimed, proud of her brother.
''Yup...I kinda love pizza.'' Spencer said, a little calmly. ''Man, that saved a lot of nights!''
''Er, how many?'' Carly asked. ''You know, I'm kinda old enough.''
The two of them were sure that they had to do some talking.
Other teams were actually really willing to deal with their special moves, as they were just making time for each other to own it all, as teams from flight number two were working hard.
''Brick, don't work yourself too hard, because there's something strange on this pizza.'' Dawn told him, just trying to stop him from doing it very quickly.
''Hold on, I'm almost done, Dawn!'' Brick said, taking one last bite. ''Trust me, Dawn, I'd rather it would hurt me than it hurting you.''
''I hope that it doesn't hurt too much.'' Dawn said.
Brick knew that the battle wasn't over and so was Dawn, who noticed that Mickey and Smee were also done and were much happier than him, but the soldier soldiered on anyways.
Meanwhile, some more teams arrived at the finish line and they were definitely feeling the relief from that thing.
Gwen and Leshawna were just done with the race, as they were just straight up tired of the race that just happened.
''No more please...'' Gwen said, just trying to catch her breath.
''Yeah, girl! I feel...ya!'' Leshawna said, just putting down Gwen.
''18th goes to the Reality Show Heroes!'' Don announced.
Gwen and Leshawna were both ready to do some amazing things...just not now, as they were just relaxing their...whatevers.
Either way, things were happening and Brick was just having one heck of a time, while Smee was just...keeping on going and Mickey and Minnie were definitely doing alright.
''Smee, step even livelier, I don't want to see those idiots!'' Hook declared loudly.
''Aye...aye...cap'n!'' Smee said, struggling to run as fast as he could.
''I can see a carpet in the distance!'' Hook told everybody, as though it was informational.
''Thank you! Wait...aren't we going there?'' Minnie realized, a little bit awkwardly.
''Yeah! I hope nobody's sick!'' Mickey shouted, accidently tempting fate.
The mood became a little bit awkward and the awkward somehow managed to double up, as Brick started to get a little bit sick from all of the food, as they were all sure that this was almost over.
''Oh no.'' Mickey said, scared of what would happen.
Don was sure that these three were the first teams to vomit, despite Brick winning the battle with the pizza.
''Odd Combination, 19th, you're on flight number two!'' Don announced, perplexing the young cadet and the moon child.
''I can sense that you have ran out of names.'' Dawn said, feeling Don's aura.
''...Please go.''
The host anticipated that the pirates would arrive first out of the three trios, but Smee was just vomiting on the beach and his captain was a little bit behind him.
''Pirates, you get 20th place! Good Couple, you get 21st place! You're both on'' Don shouted, just trying to look away from the weird scene that was happening on the beach.
Mickey was just trying to carry Smee into a good position, as the latter was just feeling very heavy from all of the pizza that was just going down.
''Are you going to help him?'' Minnie asked, ridiculously worried.
''No.'' Don was just about to step away from the projectile vomit.
''Why wouldn't you?'' She asked again, quite a bit angrier.
''Because my clothes are-''
''You should be ashamed!'' Minnie instantly replied, as she knew that Don could help him...somewhat.
Minnie and Mickey were both just trying to help Smee with his own problems, as Don just felt like he got roasted with only a few words and Captain Hook was just trying to threaten him.
Captain Hook, however was just very confused at the new alliance members that were just joining the club.
*Pirates' confessional*
Smee was just genuinely excited for some new friends joining the club.
"I think it's going to be good that we got the scientists!" Smee was just looking for the new possibilities. "Maybe they can figure out how much water I need to cook some stuff!"
"...I don't think they can help you." Captain Hook was just not surprised and also very dissapointed.
*Confessional cut*
Not so new arrivals!
18th: Reality Show Heroes (Gwen & Leshawna)
19th: Odd Combination (Brick & Dawn)
20th: The Pirates (Hook & Smee)
21st: Good Couple (Mickey & Minnie)
Other teams were completely sure that they were just done with their stuff and that they weren't bothered by anything else but their chances for getting on the first flight.
Rick, Morty, Kim and Ron were actually done with their pizzas, as they were all sure
''Okay, so, we've just gotta jump into a portal and then...do something...I don't*urp* fucking know.'' Rick said, trying to come up with a plan.
''Uuuhhh...can't we just run?'' Morty asked, rathering keeping it simple. ''You know, we're just running to win...not running to escape!''
''Yeah, I know it feels weird.'' Rick said, just barely smiling. ''Anyways, we've gotta get-''
''-on flight one. I know, right?'' Ron exclaimed happily. ''Yep, we're going to take that the seat-!''
''Seats.'' Kim butted in.
''-Seats, yeah!'' Ron continued.
The two teams were actually just running hard as hard as they could really run and a third team joined the club, as they were mad and they were just trying to not be angry.
''Shut up, guys! Me and my bro are mad as hell!'' Lorenzo yelled loudly. ''And we're gonna get on the first flight if it means-''
''I'm not mad.'' Chet said, not being loud.
''NEVER MIND!''
Three teams were ready to deal with it, as they were all sure that they were going to be on first flight and Don was just prepared to deal all of their attitudes.
Chet and Lorenzo were both actually mad now and they were still not in sync for an obvious reason.
Rick and Morty were 100% in sync and they didn't really care that much about the position.
Kim and Ron were also completely in sync, even if Ron was just preparing to push someone over with his running style.
Don was just looking on like he was just waiting for them to arrive...but soon...they all arrived at slightly different times and two of the teams had a surprise.
''Grandfather and Son, you're in 22nd...'' Don announced.
''Don't care.'' Rick said, just not caring.
''...Teen Agents, you're in 23rd...''
''Well, we tried hard.'' Kim said, caring a little bit more.
''...Stepbrothers, you're in 24th...''
''Lorenzo, what's your deal?'' Chet asked, a little more calmly.
''Eh, I guess I sucked.'' Lorenzo said, still a little angry.
''...And you're all on flight number one! For some reason, they needed to fill up the seats and so I did that.'' Don explained, which was just making the contestants a little bit excited.
Except Rick, who was just content with not waiting in an airport as Morty was just celebrating getting a good headstart
''Morty, we've got a chance of getting first.'' Rick told him. ''I know you're gonna screw it up, so don't screw it up.''
''Er, sure, Rick!'' Morty replied, not so confindent in his actual skills.
''Oh yeah, we're gonna make your grandson screw it up!'' Chet told Rick, putting some pressure.
''We've got to plan. There's definitely some alliance up ahead...I think.'' Kim guessed, pretty sure that there was a team that had an alliance with one or more teams. ''And if I'm right, I'm 100% sure I know who it is!''
The three teams were confindent that they were ready to make it through this race easier than before, as 25 teams would be allowed onto the first flight.
There's still All-Stars!
22nd: Grandfather & Grandson (Rick & Morty)
23rd: Teen Agents (Kim & Ron)
24th: Stepbrothers (Chet & Lorenzo)
''As 24 teams from flights number one and two finish their race and get their chance to take the lead in the next round, 44 other teams from flights number three and four are ready to race to avoid the bottom two!'' Don announced.
There was definitely a lot of teams that were just trying to get their spotlight in the episode, as they were actually really feeling the strength.
''Well, this is uncomfortable.'' Nerd commented on the dacncing challenge. ''All I've got a crappy dances.''
''And there's no way outta this...I don't know you're uncomfortable, though.'' Candace a little displeased at the angry nerd's reaction.
''I plain suck ass at dancing and my partner sucks even more ass at dancing!''
''Okay.'' Candace said, just shrugging it off easily.
Katie and Sadie were making their time worth, as they easily won their way to a tip, making them one of the first teams from the third flight to make it through pretty smoothly.
''Where the heck did you get those dance moves from?'' Ty asked.
''I remember it being, like, years ago that me and Sadie messed up our dancing. So we've been, like, working hard to nail it!'' Katie shouted, just making them wait.
''Oh, thanks.'' Ty replied.
''I don't get this challenge!'' Hank shouted, a little bit insecure.
''I'm not so sure that it's bad.'' Bobby said, less insecure.
''Son, when you're older, you're gonna realize that this challenge is bad.''
''Right now, I gotta pass this thing.
An angry girl just slapped the both of them with their fans, as they were just talking about this challenge and they had un-needed pent up anger on their side.
''Hey, shut up! This challenge doesn't suck and you both suck!'' Mai yelled, just making her partner King slightly bothered. ''Seriously, you're both gay!''
''I'm not gay!'' Bobby said, just ready for the challenge.
Many teams were definitely looking determined to bring their best skills, as Wario was just not embarrassed to dance like a man and tip-toe like a man, making Bobby and Hank a little stunned and making Waluigi a little bit happier than before.
''Go, Wario! Waluigi is always behind you!'' The purple-hatted guy yelled with a ton of passion. ''Wario, spread those legs-''
''WOW?!'' Kasumi shouted in surprise.
''Unbelieveable.'' Hank said, weirdly calmly.
''Are you serious?'' Hugo asked, stunned.
Wario was starting to get a little bit uneasy with whatever Waluigi was doing it, meaning that Eliza just threw him the tip and Wario managed to catch it.
''We're-a gonna be number one!'' The brothers said together.
The old-school brothers spoke up about this weirdness.
''Wait, what the hell were these guys doing?'' Adam asked in total surprise.
''I dunno, but it seemed really stupid.'' Barry said.
''Well, you're totally right! I think I just have an idea.''
''It can't be worse than what they did.'' Barry said with a lack of confindence. ''Right?''
Jasmine wasn't ready to break it to them, but she was sure that Adam would easily find a way to do it anyways.
Also, there was just a ton of teams that were actually done with this challenge pretty easily, namely the Rude Dudes, who were just being disgusted, the father & son team, who had Bobby just doing some old-school square dancing and weirdly enough, Samus, who just whipped it all around.
''Honestly, I don't dance, but I always give it all I've got.'' Samus said, being as serious as she always is.
''Great job, Samus...it's been like ten minutes or something.'' Captain Falcon guessed, being not so serious.
These two were just doign their own stuff, while the other two duos were doing some talking.
''Anyways, where the heck are the taxis?'' Bobby asked.
''Yeah, that's what the hell I'm wondering!'' Phil shouted, just offending some people and Bobby was just one of them.
''You don't have to swear so much.''
''Hey, you're not my dad, little bitch.''
Jack knew that his friend really messed up.
''Excuse me...you don't talk to my son like that...Phil.'' Hank paused mid-sentence to basically remember his name. ''I don't get what's your attitude.
Phil just gulped as loudly as he could. ''Hey, man...I'm sorry, man! Geez!''
The taxis arrived before one team could beat another up, as all three teams and a new fourth team jumped into the six-seat taxis and they were ready to have some pun.
''Yep, it's Sans and I'm gonna take the steps!'' Sans said with no shame at all.
''Hey, pun-master-'' Samus asked almost immediately and...
Sans was just continuing his pun attack. ''I've gotta pun that hurts a lot and right now, this taxi's punning it down-''
''Sans, stop!'' Papyrus shouted, a little bit offended. ''I'm the GREAT PAPYRUS ready to make sure that my team completes the challenge with great skills.''
''Neat...I think we should team up!'' Captain Falcon exclaimed, making some new friends.
''WOWIE!'' Papyrus yelled, getting the taxi driver to look back a little bit, wondering his life decisions were actually good. ''Oh, I'm sorry, driving guy.''
''We could get the advantage, but Sans...shut up.'' Samus stated to the skeleton with a waist jacket. ''Well, do we have a name?''
Sans just immediately stopped the pun train and the taxi was a little bit quite.
The two teams were sure that they made some kind of weird alliance, but they weren't sure what to call it.
*Captain Falcon's confessional*
''I think I've got a good name for the team, but I don't want to say it or else, I get hit. Since I've got two skeleton guys and Samus in this thing, I'd like to call it the Bone Breakers...because-'' he confessed.
''We're tough? That's actually a decent name.'' Samus butted in, just happy to get a decent name.
*The Skeleton Brothers' confessional*
''Did you know that our alliance is called the Bone Breakers?'' Sans told his friend.
''And why is that?'' Papyrus asked, a little worried.
Sans didn't know the reason and it was really obvious that Papyrus was a little sweaty right now, but he had a pun to bring out.
''I guessed I boned out.''
''SANS!'' his brother shouted.
*The Rude Dudes' confessional*
''Er, aren't just you gonna apologize or something. Isn't his dad that tall as hell? And couldn't he fight?'' Jack suggested, unsure of what Hank could actually do as a person.
''Anyways, man! I could do something crazy! Chica's gonna be impressed with me and that old guy's gonna be wrecked!'' Phil shouted really loudly, just coming closer and closer to the camera.
Phil then tripped over a random wire.
*3 confessions, 0 lies is a great ratio.*
Most teams were actually up for the challenge, but this team wasn't ready, yet they managed to get something that was pretty good.
''Come on, Double D! Spit it out!'' Eddy said, just trying to get Edd to not choke it out.
''I feel like I'm going to regret this later.'' Edd said, spitting out the words and some food.
''Is 25th place and a seat on the first flight regrettable?'' Don asked, just trying to perk up Edd.
The nerd with the sock hat just facepalmed. ''I think this might kill me.''
''Double D, we've got a chance to win a single leg!'' Eddy exclaimed loudly, just bumping his brother.
25th: The Low Key Scammers (Edd & Eddy)
Another team appeared and they weren't happy about their results, as they were all sure that their mood was a little bit awkward, as they were a little bit questioning Don
''Seriously, this is definitely...pretty wrong.'' Nick said, feeling the pizza.
''Yeah, we're both animals and we're eating other animals!'' Judy shouted.
''Er, you're in 26th place and you're getting a seat on the second flight.'' Don told the two of them, not caring about their problems.
Don was just getting some dirty looks from another team behind them.
26th: The Police Officers (Judy & Nick)
The two were completely sure that their eating habits were completely terrible, as the both of them were actually looking torn up and Carmelita was ridiculously looking
''It's a long story that I want to tell.'' Sly said, just happy to do it. ''Anyways...''
*An actual flashback*
Sly was just trying to poke a polar bear to get the best picture with his stick, as he was just trying to get the third picture, as Carmelita was just looking at Sly with suspicion.
''What did you do?'' Carmelita asked a little too loudly.
''Wait, I just poked him.'' Sly said very quietly, as he was definitely feeling the scratches that stacked ontop of him.
The polar bear was just preparing to do some defending of its territory and they were both just trying to complete the challenge.
*End of the flashback*
''27th goes to you guys, you guys are on flight number two!'' Don told the two of them, who were starting to think that this was way worse than it actually is.
27th: The Thief & The Agent (Sly Cooper & Carmelita Fox)
The two of them were looking a little bit lethargic, as they were both looking tough, but they were really feeling slowed down.
''What the heck, bub! What place are we?'' Wolverine asked Don threateningly.
''28th!''
''Well, that's a downer.'' Gambit said, actually caring about the position of the team to an extent.
''You're on the second flight.'' Don told the two of them, making their moods not change, even if they had to wait a while before they get started again.
''At least the flights are good.'' Wolverine told Don, not caring that much about the position that they were in, as he knew that it would be a mistake this early in the game.
28th: The Mutants (Gambit & Wolverine)
The next duo were a little bit confused that so many teams were actually arriving and they were getting on the first flight, but they were sure that their shirts were going to a good cause.
''Look, I know what you're trying to do, but it's not working.'' Don told the two of them.
''Come on, man! I will always support the trees!'' Jeff said, somehow behind her.
''And they basically provide the air for us.'' Hayley continued, before Don dropped a sentence of dissapointment.
''And you're 29th and you're both on flight number two!''
Even if Don didn't care that much, the duo were completely sure that there was a lot of people that supported to save the Amazon rainforest.
29th: Nature Lovers (Hayley Smith & Jeff)
The next two were a little more pissed at Don for the last challenge.
''Man, where can I get more of that?!'' Frank yelled loudly, ready to take on the flames once again.
''It's like hell on top of magherita.'' Chuck said, knowing that smell of flavoured heat.
''Because it's hot as hell and it's awesome.''
''You had bad judgement. Don, you got anything to add?''
Don was just ready to give a downer and a joke to these guys...after being spooked by the additional comments that were just being made on the eight-inch cayenne pepper covered pizza.
''Honestly, 29th isn't bad. Getting on flight number two is bad.'' Don announced, just making the duo a little less happy than before.
30th: Zombie Fighters (Frank West & Chuck Greene)
These two guys were sure that they were really feeling the heat, as K' was having a really hot hand that accidently marked through a chair that was just feeling the chilli.
''Seriously, this is getting stupid.'' K' said, as his hotter than average hand was just causing his some cuff problems. ''What the hell is with my hand?!''
The white-haired tough guy was just trying to find somewhere to cool it down and he was looking...constipated?
''Okay, I'll never let you eat cayenne pepper covered pizza!'' Maxima said, very concerned about his friend and also being very sarcastic.
''Okay, you're in 31st, you're on flight number two and you need the ocean!'' Don announced very quickly, really concerned about K's right hand.
Benimaru and Shingo just came in from a distance with an concerned face, though the former had something to say.
"You should probably cool off." Benimaru gave some advice from a distance.
''Shut up, you model!'' K' shouted angrily, not exactly liking the comment, as water was just thrown onto his hand. "At least that's over."
Maxima was watching his friend get a pretty chilled feel from having his hand in some cold water, even if the water wasn't that cold
31st: Questionable Heroes (K' & Maxima)
It was really obvious that these two were just having a very uncomfortable time, as they were just watching K' cool down his own hand, before he just flick his hand out.
''Wow, that must've made you hot.'' Benimaru said.
''Really? You're gonna make dumb statements?'' K' asked.
''Yeah!''
K' was just beyond pissed off and Benimaru was just winning, as he was just showing his abs.
One of the members in the next team were just straight up loving it, as Carly was just having an awkward look and K' was just huffing at the attention-grabbing moves
''Whoa...he's...'' Carly said, compherending Benimaru's body like it was an work of art. ''Spencer, he's hot.''
''Uh...'' Shingo and Spencer said simulteanously, considering that neither one of them had the best body type.
''32nd goes to Shingo and Benimaru! 33rd goes to Carly and Spencer!'' Don announced, as they were pretty sure that they were confused. ''You're all on the second flight!''
Some things are stupid!
32nd: Unlikely Friends (Shingo Yabuki & Benimaru Nikado)
33rd: Strange Siblings (Carly & Spencer)
They were just pretty okay with as Shingo and Carly were just doing some old-school talk about stuff.
''So, you know, what's up?'' Shingo asked.
''Just trying to think if I love a topping filled pizza.'' Carly said, calmly.
''You know, I nearly burnt my mouth during that mess.'' Shingo told him, slurring some words.
''What?''
''I think this pizza's my ultimate chalenge.''
''Come on, you dork!'' Carly said jokingly.
''Seriously...kinda hurts to have in my stomach.''
The friendly duo were just sitting on the beach, watching the start of the sunset and they had no idea what they were actually doing other than just spend the rest of the day well.
The second challenge also had many challengers attempt to finish their part of the race and they were all sure that their skills were good enough to win it all at dusk
''Oh my god! These hamsters are so cute!'' Jen exclaimed loudly.
''Aren't they-''
''You're so right, Tom!'
The bloggers were pretty sure that they could easily take pictures with these things, as they were just a little bit surprised when things were just looking at Jen...menacingly.
Tom just gulped and jumped back with his girlfriend.
''These otters were actually kinda alright.'' Jen said, being soft with them.
Other teams were a little bit more rough with them, as Shen was just a little bit angry about a small animal that was just doing nothing much and this guy was just angry over a lizard.
''Come on the fuck on, lizard!''
''Yeah, sure.'' Kukri said, just actually taking pictures like Shen was just overacting to add some uneeded presence
Kukri was just feeling relaxed at this challenge with his ''strange'' experience, as Shen was the angriest guy in the room that was about to punch some things open.
Kukri just looked at his hand for a second. ''I swear it feels like you're a totally angry idiot.''
''Wow...I feel the same way as well...let's go, lizard guy!'' Shen shouted encouragingly.
Meanwhile with a team that was actually sync, Brian & Stewie were actually able to do some strange moves that were basically hypnotizing, even if it wasn't having that much of an pronounced effect.
''What the hell are you dong, Stewie?''
''Saving our asses from the chopping block.'' Stewie said, just trying to mess with the cheetah by trying to make sure that Brian wasn't a dead dog. ''Come on, I'm doing something...you're just taking pictures.''
''Okay, then...Isn't the cheetah staring at you?'' Brian asked, a little scared of his team's safety.
Brian was right about that, but regardless, things were definitely happening with the tougher animals that were just at the zoo and making sure that
Johnny Bravo and Samurai Jack were sure that they were really ace-ing this challenge, as they were just somehow managing to get some good mileage out of an ant-eater.
And they finally got their tips with a ton of success.
''Wow, this is going to be so awesome.'' Johnny said. ''All of the ladies would love after going right up to the bear.''
Samurai Jack was just looking a little bit scratched by the experience.
''Er...you're alright.'' Samurai Jack said, a little stunned by the sudden move that came out of nowhere. ''Should be okay.''
The other Jack was actually doing alright, as he was just petting this wolf for the last photo, as Phil was just looking like the biggest douchebag in the place.
''Ey, man, I could own this wolf.'' Phil told him, as he was just moving out of the room.
''Aren't we supposed to take pictures on it?'' [Filipino] Jack asked, not willing to see his friend just end up hurt.
''Yeah, but-'' Phil was just ready to show off his poorly practiced wrestling moves.
''Isn't this a zoo?'' His cousin just talked some sense into him, even if it wasn't a lot.
''Yeah, man...nevermind, Jack...a sexy lady would kick me out.'' Phil was just going back to just indulging in his own fantasy
[Filipino] Jack was just looking dissapointment and Phil was really feeling the awkwardness that his cousin was giving him, as they were both not
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More teams were actually arriving at their chance to get some chances on the third flight, as they were all sure that their moves were definitely good enough to attempt to get two seats on the second flight.
Don was sure that this view emphasised his good looks, as the sunset was starting to appear, and so did the teams that were just arriving on site.
KO was just looking like a bit fat, as he was just struggling to deal with his own attacks, as Dendy was just feeling the very awkward pain.
''Dendy, are you okay?'' KO asked, as he was just ready to help her out in this time of indigestion.
''No...but, at least we made it through.'' Dendy said, ready to just call it a day and go to the toilet.
''You kids are in 34th and still in the race!'' Don told them, as he was just struggling to not smell that the questionable smell of the mixed pizza.
''Wow, that's actually good!'' Kaio proclaimed, pretty happily, as he was just ready to help Dendy find a place to get the put into the toilet.
''I feel like my digestion systems are about to be bad.''
''WHERE'S the rest room?!''
34th: Kid Heroes (Kaio and Dendy)
The next team was actually looking a little bit stuffed about their own skills, as they were really feeling their puzzle skills being unused.
''I guess it's alright.'' Sig said, just shrugging his shoulders.
''No way, we're in 35th!'' Maguro exclaimed loudly.
The puzzle solving duo were pretty sure that they predict something, as Don's open eyes were showing the obvious.
''You guys are 35th!'' the host exclaimed, as the duo just high-fived.
''Yaaaay.'' Sig exclaimed, still slightly monotone.
35th: Puzzle Solvers (Maguro & Sig)
The next two teams were looking pretty sure that they were very different to each other and they were both some bad runners, making somewhat equal, even if their fighting skills could not be more different than a Taekwondo pro to a kickboxer and that didn't even mention the skill gap.
''What the hell? How are you two catching up to us?'' Shen asked in fustration and confusion, ready to get an good answer.
''Back in country, we ran fast!'' Rolf exclaimed, as both him and Ed were just putting in their chops to make good on their promise.
''Aw, this is getting ridiculously stupid. AKA a typical reality show.'' Kukri stated with a snarky tone, not caring about the fact that two kids were just passing him.
''What's a reality show?'' Ed was just being the guy that was pulling Rolf, as his hidden strength was just making Shen a lot more interested. ''...Oh, we're travelling the world!''
''Wow, that's very incredible.'' Kukri was just ready to give up.
''Hold on, Ed-boy!''
Don was just ready to jump to the side, as they were never stopping and both teams didn't really care about the host.
''Tori and Trina, you're in 36th place, Shen and Kukri, your 37th place position is well earned!'' Don was just jumping back hard, as the fight between the teammates were becoming much more apparent. ''Trust me, good relationships do exist!''
Ed and Rolf was just very excitedly...preparing for the next leg.
Shen and Kukri was just genuinely ready to just fight each other, as the kids were just genuinely prepared to try their hardest.
36th: Hard-Working Kids (Ed & Rolf)
37th: Brutal Fighters (Shen & Kukri)
The crazier teams were definitely starting to wind down...even if they're not winding down at all with their own moves.
''Cuphead, Mugman, you sad gentlemen are in 38th place!'' Don announced.
The two of them just shrugged it off and their shoulders were non-existent, as the main host couldn't really compherend it.
''What the heck happened to your shoulders?''
The brothers were just a little stumped, as Cuphead was just struggling to hold back his laughter and Mugman's confusion was there to reflect on what Don actually said.
''Oh, it's your limbs.'' Don finally managed to compherend the weird anatomy of the two walking and talking cup.
''Yep, it is definitely my limbs, you idiot.'' Cuphead answered, laughing right after, leading Don was just roll his eyes.
38th: The Cup Brothers (Mugman & Cuphead)
Balrog and Vega were both genuinely ready to just hear their placement, as they both knew that they didn't do too good and that Vega couldn't eat a lot.
"Balrog, Vega, you two are definitely in 39th place." Don was just ready to say another one-liner. "I would say congrats on getting onto the second flight, but you'd be mad even if you got first."
"I can't say that I'm surprised that you don't know how to hold down a whole-ass pizza." Balrog was just not having a fun time with Vega, who had already gone off to find Cammy. "Running away like a bitch!"
"Your unsophiticated language is just adding to my list of regrets!" Vega yelled back, making that Balrog was just insulted.
39th: The Harsh Fighters (Balrog & Vega)
The duo were just unsurprised about their chances...actually Captain Falcon was actually a little bit surprised.
''Wow, can't believe we arrived so quickly.'' Captain Falcon noticed. ''Wait, what place are we?''
''40th...wait, I don't care.'' Samus said, just not really having a close one, as Balrog was just grinning from ear-to-ear.
Don was just still looking a irked before smiling again to two of them's dissapointment that were apparent. ''Seriously? You still got 40th place!''
Captain Falcon and Samus weren't that excited about the result, as they were really feeling the above average placement that was just a downgrade from the high-tier placement.
40th: Bounty Hunters (Samus & Captain Falcon)
This returning team was just looking a little saddened at this result, as their dissapointment was really obvious.
''You two are 41st place!'' Don told the two of them. ''You're both on flight number two...stop being sad.''
Tom and Jen were excited to deal with more dangerous challenges, as they were just a little bit dissappointed at the challenges that were just obviously some teams holding it back.
''Also, there's dangerous challenges ahead.''
Tom and Jen were both not that shocked at the revelation, as they both knew what was about to come and that the dangerous challenges had been held back for a reason.
41st: Fashion Bloggers (Thomas & Jennifer)
This duo were looking ridiculously happy about their result, despite one of them being cowards of some kind.
''Yo, I managed to eat so much pizza in so little time!'' [Filipino] Jack exclaimed very happily, as Phil was still unimpressed by the somewhat lackluster performance. ''That was pretty ridiculously awesome!''
''42nd places goes to you rude dudes!'' Don announced, pretty happily. ''You may now rest.''
The duo immediately sat down on the ground like they had gone through a crazy meeting, which wasn't too far off from the truth.
"Come on, man, that was good, but it ain't good enough!" Phil's frustrations just rose to the top. "We came here to win it!"
"But you kinda suck at doing the zoo pictures! It wasn't that hard, it's like 9pm." Filipino Jack was definitely whining in his defense.
"You're right, man! We both have gotta step it up and step it up, we're going to do!" Phil exclaimed, ready to let a good night's sleep make things a lot better for tomorrow.
42nd: Rude Dudes (Phil & Jack)
The fangirls were looking pretty sure that they were up against two different teams as they were really feeling the excitement of this race catch up with them.
''Sadie, we've gotta be, like, fast!'' Katie was just trying to speed her friend up with some words.
''Katie, you're right!'' Sadie already realised it, but she tried to reach her fastest speed.
The fangirls were actually trying to speed up even further, as the duo were being quickly followed by two better teams.
''Hey, honey.'' Johnny said, butting in suddenly like he had no problem with the two of them.
A third team was coming up and they weren't even going as fast as the other two, as the teenagers were coming up to the finish line along with the warriors.
However thanks to Katie tripping over the Lonely Warriors, the teens actually won pretty unfairly.
''43rd goes to you, Katie & Sadie!'' Don announced, as the girls were squealing at their butts being saved from elimination. ''44th goes to the Lonely Warriors and 45th goes to the Father & Son team!''
''Wha-'' Bobby tried to ask, before being cut off by the host saying...
''You're all on flight number two!''
''Come on, son.'' Hank said, giving a look of dissapointment to his son, who was just sure of what was happening.
Bobby just now looked up at his dad, sure that he didn't even do his best in this hard challenge compared to the first episode.
They were all not sure what happened, but they still had a chance to make the game change by a lot.
''Sometimes, it's okay to lose.'' Samurai Jack said, thinking positively. ''Other times, you should never lose.''
''That make sense...kinda!'' Johnny guessed, very confused about the very deep words.
43rd: Reality Show Fangirls (Katie & Sadie)
44th: Lonely Warriors (Johnny Bravo & Samurai Jack)
45th: Father & Son (Hank & Bobby)
''Wow, there's still a lot of teams left!'' he announced, as he was taking one look at Hank and Bobby
Don was looking pretty clean cut, as he was just looking pretty smug about this show, as there was definitely somethign special.
What they didn't know was that there was a lot more teams that were actually just doing some plain old hardcore battling.
''45 teams have already finished and 44 teams will pass in this city of lights and as the sunset goes down, the second challenge will become a real pain for some! Two teams aren't ready to be losers in...The Super Ridonculous Race!''
To be continued with Part 6, where whoever's going to be eliminated will be eliminated once again, as there's no rest to the Ridonculous grind!
Trust me, it is going to come soon and let me tell you, a unsurprising team and a surprising team are going to be eliminated in this round!
Also current positions for the 42 teams, because I rushed Part 4:
Flight #1:
1st: The Mercenaries (Ralf & Clark)
2nd: Ice Dancers (Jacques and Josee)
3rd: Former Cadets (MacArthur & Sanders)
4th: The Karate Siblings (Ryo & Yuri)
5th: Bad Couple (Heather & Alejandro)
6th: Bodega Workers (Rad & Enid)
7th: Babysitters (Sam & Cat)
8th: Fast Friends (Sonic & Knuckles)
9th: Idiot Brothers (Jyushimatsu & Karamatsu)
10th: Karate Rivals (Ryu & Ken)
11th: Women Warriors (Chun-Li & Cammy)
12th: Evil Geniuses (Eggman & Boxman)
13th: Bad Seniors (Coachman & Stromboli)
14th: Adult Best Friends (Frylock & Bender)
15th: The Foxes (Tails & Zooey)
16th: Reluctant Partners (Pete & Mortimer)
17th: Rich Sisters (Tori & Trina)
18th: Reality Show Heroes (Gwen & Leshawna)
19th: Odd Combination (Brick & Dawn)
20th: The Pirates (Hook & Smee)
21st: Good Couple (Mickey & Minnie)
22nd: Grandfather & Grandson (Rick & Morty)
23rd: Teen Agents (Kim & Ron)
24th: Stepbrothers (Chet & Lorenzo)
25th: The Low Key Scammers (Edd & Eddy)
Flight #2:
26th: The Police Officers (Judy & Nick)
27th: The Thief & The Agent (Sly Cooper & Carmelita Fox)
28th: The Mutants (Gambit & Wolverine)
29th: Nature Lovers (Hayley Smith & Jeff)
30th: Zombie Fighters (Frank West & Chuck Greene)
31st: Questionable Heroes (K' & Maxima)
32nd: Unlikely Friends (Shingo Yabuki & Benimaru Nikado)
33rd: Strange Siblings (Carly & Spencer)
34th: Kid Heroes (KO and Dendy)
35th: Puzzle Solvers (Maguro & Sig)
36th: Rich Sisters (Tori & Trina Vega)
37th: Brutal Fighters (Shen & Kukri)
38th: The Cup Brothers (Mugman & Cuphead)
39th: Bounty Hunters (Samus & Captain Falcon)
40th: Fashion Bloggers (Thomas & Jennifer)
41st: Rude Dudes (Phil & Jack)
42nd: Reality Show Fangirls (Katie & Sadie)
43rd: Lonely Warriors (Johnny Bravo & Samurai Jack)
44th: Father & Son (Hank & Bobby)
...To be continued?