The Super Ridonculous Race!
Episode 2: Illinois' Got All-Stars!
Part 6: There's No Losers Here!
Yeah, sorry for not updating this much, though it was mostly because one of my other stories that aren't here took a lot of energy out of me!
Teams from flights two, three and four were really battling to survive to make sure that be prepared for something special...mostly because of those same teams.
Also, the teams were actually dancing it up pretty hard, but those are just unimportant details.
''Whoa, you just gotta dance like no-one's watching you...'' Nino told her, just trying to chill her out in a way that didn't put her friends eyes on the team in the future.
''Thanks, but we're still possibly on the chopping block! I don't want to lose on the second leg-'' Alya said, starting to get into a panic thanks to the somewhat questionable passes.
''-Seriously, Alya, chill a bit.''
Alya went back up for one my try and this time, she breathed once and she basically did some random gymnastics combined with some good old modern dancing.
''Wow...dab on the losers!'' Eliza shouted, just encouraging the red-head to move on ahead.
''I'd rather dab on you.'' Alya said, not willing to dab on her fellow competition.
Even with Eliza grumbling, Alya got the tip and Nino just did some strong dabbing, as others were up for the challenges...thanks to that one strong dab.
''I like what you've got there.'' Drake said, praising that dab.
''What's a dab?'' Adam asked, up next.
Adam was just doing some slightly questionable jiving, but he was just clicking his fingers like a professional, somehow getting him through and others were a little more distracted such as Drake was just dabbing it up to the extreme, to the point that Josh
''Inspiring.'' Ty said, slightly tired of the lackluster contestants. ''Where's the coffee?''
''I don't know! Why don't you get your own!'' Drake shouted at him, clearly not even in a good enough mood to be stable.
''...I wasn't even asking-never mind.''
Ty was annoyed, but Kai and Eliza were still ready to go the long distance, as there was a lot of teams left in this thing that wanted to show off their skills.
Such as Morrigan, who was just using her own skills to basically mess with the guy, as she was just using some rhymthic gymnastics to have some fun in the challenge.
''So, that's my thing.'' The succubus said, before being thrown a tip. ''Thanks for the tip.''
''You're very welcome!'' Felicia exclaimed, completely sure that her lack of attire was just messing things up.
The girls were out and the next team was just happy to dance their way through this, even if meant that they had to stoop down a level or two.
Mai was just using her two fans and whatever to make sure that she was just letting her stuff do the work for her, as she was just straight spinning her fans around her own body, then doing a kawaii move.
''Urgh, that wasn't that good.'' Eliza said, before taking a look at the guys.
Ty and Kai were just ready to give that tip to give her like no-one was watching them, as Mai just snatched it with some anger.
Other dancers like Mary and Hinata were just doing their thing, as they were both pretty sure that they'd pass.
Some teams were able to make good choices on who should join in on their taxi ride.
''Come on, taxi guy!'' Terry shouted, hanging with his friendly teammates and the high school fighters were ready to add on this.
''Let's get a move on, already!'' Batsu yelled, clearly ready to just speed up this taxi that had its light on.
The shouty guys were definitely sure that the taxi driver was moving on, as the girls were just ready to move on from that situation where they just got stuck in a dancing challenge without any hope for a while.
''Let's make up for some major lost time, guys!'' Mary exclaimed, very happy to make a come back that was worth putting up as an high-light.
"Don't worry, I haven't forgotten about it!'' Hinata reminded, as the two teams were definitely in a fast taxi that was just squealing its wheels
Batsu, Terry, Mary and Hinata were actually really willing to make sure that they were able to compherend what the next challenge was, as there was a whole bunch of duos that were just behind them, ready to overtake them and switch places with the actual taxi drivers.
Other teams actually wanted to consider who they chose to ride with in taxis, as these two were pretty much very awkwardly different and one was a little more shouty than the other, thanks to some bad news that came through from another team.
''WHAT THE FUCK?!'' Mai yelled, as she was just shouting in Jasmine's ear.
''Ow, I'd like to keep my hearing?'' Jasmine said, clearly not in the greatest of moods.
''Why didn't Andy call me, clustraphobe?''
''Because he's not here and you kind of put your phone with your teammate."
Mai and Jasmine were both pretty unconvinced by their own insults, as the tall girl was just trying to pass the time by not shouting
''Are you okay?'' Shawn asked, really feeling awkward. ''Seriously, your boyfriend or husband doesn't need to know that she's shouting."
''I'm glad this taxi is fast or else I'd suffer.'' Jasmine told him, managing to notice the speedy driver that was in front ''Although, I swear this is definitely Duncan.''
''Who's Duncan?'' King asked, very intrigued.
She was right, as the bumps were definitely feeling the speed, especially since that the driver was an ex-felon that was just trying his hardest to be on the TV show and the green mohawk just gave it away.
''Yo, ladies!'' the taxi driver (who mostly definitely was not Duncan) shouted, making them regret all of the situation. ''I heard that you guys are from this season of the Ridonculous Race and I wasn't on it!''
''So he's Dun-'' Shawn said, using his reasoning.
''Yeah, I'm not Duncan.'' the taxi driver butted in, being even less convincing than before.
''Cool, so he's not Duncan...so he's-'' Mai guessed, before the taxi just bumped into a bollard on the side and just moving on by accident.
The taxi didn't exactly get its engine hit, but that scratch on the side of it, marked a bad thing.
''Whoa, who stole it?'' Hinata asked, arriving at the same time. ''Seriously.''
The four other teams were looking pretty dizzying at the fact that there was an obvious contestant wannabe driving the taxi and the fact that Terry just saw him didn't really help matters for the game.
*The Survivalists' confessional*
''I swear that's totally Duncan!'' Shawn said, ready to know a mystery. ''Either that or he's a really good lookalike...even then, he sounds like that former criminal.''
''Can't we just nail the other challenge?'' Jasmine asked, just a little nervous about the situation that was at hand.
*The Lady Fighters' confessional*
''Well, that Duncan guy is very awesome...but not as awesome as Andy, who's always feeling it!'' Mai exclaimed, forgetting her friend was in the same place.
''Feeling what?'' King asked, raising an eyebrow and looking for some answers that didn't really matter.
''Feeling the passion to refine ninjutsu...stuff!''
''I've already got that passion!''
King and Mai were actually glaring at each other like they were about to compete for stupid stuff.
*Confessionals are over-done*
The second challenge was just really making the teams feel their efforts, as Daphne and Velma were actually doing alright.
''Wow, there's a lot of cute animals in here!'' Daphne exclaimed. ''I swear there's a lot of awesome otters.''
''Otters aren't really that awesome...but they are cute.'' Velma admitted.
''I think Fred's going to love these otters!'' Daphne said, fawning all over the otters.
The two of them got to do some photography, as they were all sure that they were both prepared enough to get past the bites.
While those two were actually just doing some quick photos, one team was trying to avoid the crocodile bites, as one of them threw a rock.
This caused the other one to be mad
''Dude, why did you do that?'' Modrecai asked, slightly freaked out.
''I dunno, man! It was just slowly walking up to me!'' Rigby shouted, just trying to-
''Mmm-hmm...and?''
''We've got the pictures.''
The duo was just done with the crocodile and they were kinda annoyed with each other for obvious reasons, but others were somehow managing to push through with ease, thanks to some weird techniques.
Grizz and a grizzly bear just was completely ready to hang out with each other, as Panda just took some pictures of the two of them having some strange times, as they were both grizzly bears, which was just making some others plain jealous.
Panda was just sweating like he was possibly on the bear's prey list, as he was just trying to take three pictures of a grizzly bear.
''So...like...uh...are you-'' Panda said, shaking.
''Great! Let's get moving!'' Grizzly shouted, not letting his brother answer the important question. ''Sorry about it, but me and my friend are here are gonna win!''
The two of them left, leaving the actual bear confused, while less successful teams were definitely looking a little bit...cowardly.
''Okay, the snake is behind a bunch of glass...it's not going to bite your ass...it's biting away at your bravery.'' Nerd told him, being angry all of the time and not realising that it was counter-intuitive to just be louder than average.
''Come on, man! What else I'm going to do with one of the most dangerous animals on the planet?'' Critic asked pretty quietly.
''Being an tough-ass man that is actually in the picture.''
Nerd just threw him the camera and Critic could see what was wrong, as his hat was the only thing that was in the picture, thanks to a bad angle and the blur
Teams that were actually on challenge number three were really working their work through it pretty damn easily, and an alliance was apparently being broken, by they weren't worried about it.
''So, we're going deep, eh?'' Sans asked, ready to help his brother eat something that wasn't a good bowl of spaghetti.
''SANS...WE'RE DONE!'' Papyrus said, still angry at the puns that were just being thrown out.
''You don't have to dish it out.'' Sans replied, winking mid-sentence to indicate something.
''I don't know what to feel right now!'' Papyrus' confusion didn't make him blind to the fact that there was a Chill Zone to the southeast of the resturant.
The duo were finally done with the challenge, as there was a lot more teams that were actually coming and eating, especially with some big appetite.
''I don't have for your deep dish bullshit.'' Stewie exclaimed loudly. ''Hey, do you want to finish this?''
''Yeah and I want to be outta this on the second episode.'' Brian stated very sarcastically. ''Who the heck swapped my pizza?''
''It is I, Spy and I the heck swapped your pizza-'' Spy stated, just taking bites out of that pizza.
''I'm allergic!'' Brian yelled, directly in Spy, as though the guy did know. ''Seriously, how did you not know that?''
The two finally swapped back their pizzas, as Brian's one had a slice taken out of it pretty easily and Spy smiled pretty obnoxiously, as the baby genius was just surprised that he managed to pull it off.
''Who knew that dogs are allergic to chocolate?'' Spy asked, as he obviously knew.
''Wow, that's some strange sabotage.'' Stewie noted, remembering the rule. ''Well, Brian, speed up!''
Another three teams were actually just doing some special struggling, as there was three people that was just doing it even faster than before.
''Dante, step it up a notch.'' Trish said, just making a quick comment.
''I swear I saw this in my dreams once!'' Dante exclaimed, as he happily ate the topping filled pizza. ''I don't remember a Chinese girl eating that fast, though.''
''Wow...what's with your hair?'' Kasumi asked, in total surprise.
''It's probably dyed!'' Xiangfei exclaimed happily, not caring about this issue.
''Actually, they're not.'' Trish told them, like she knew it was true.
The two girl warriors just looked at her for a second, before they started eating again.
Xiangfei, Brian and Dante were actually in a very close competition with each other, as one knew there was a penalty for his team, one knew that his love for pizza was actually awesome and one knew that she love eating.
Either way, there was a lot more where that came from, as the three of them were practically done with their challenge and they couldn't even run at the same speed for obvious reasons.
Soon, Spy and Pyro were also done with the challenge, but they were definitely behind the other teams.
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Honestly, there was a lot more teams that were actually arriving and some of them were a little obvious with their positions, as they were definitely arriving at the Chill Zone, either with their egos intact or not.
''Where's all of the teams...are, oh.'' Don noticed, as the teams were actually coming in there and attempting to win.
Dante and Trish were pretty much done with this leg...in both senses, as the duo were not really interested in his leg.
''45th place!'' Don announced, giving the hunters relief.
''Well, where's the really good legs? Earlier, there was one that was good.'' Dante asked indignantly.
''Well, Don's probably hiding them somewhere.'' Trish replied, not giving a damn about her partner. ''Maybe, you can wait a day or two.''
45th: Demon Hunters (Dante & Trish)
Don was just trying his hardest to hid being insulted, but the next two teams just made the feeling go away, as they were both going to feel dissapointment in just a second.
''46th...''
Brian and Stewie were actually looking a little dissapointed.
''Goes to the strangest team in the game, Brian and Stewie!''
Pyro didn't really care that much, as he was almost nowhere to be seen whereas Spy was just sweating badly.
''Spy...it's really obvious that you deserve a penalty.'' Don told the sweaty spy. ''Firstly, figure out you and your friend's name. Secondly, you've got a 20 minute penalty!''
Pyro was just sad, but nobody could tell that from his mask and Spy was just trying to punch Don, who was just crouching.
46th: The Miniature Duo (Brian & Stewie)
Currently Penalised: The Questionable Soldiers (Spy & Pyro)
Another team arrived, as they were completely sure that they were really done with this leg.
''IS THIS OVER?!'' Candace yelled. ''I can't let Jer-''
''Well, we are at the Chill Zone...so...'' Stacy said, just done with carrying Candace. ''What the heck was that mystery meat?''
''I...don't...know!'' Candace said, before Don interrupted to say...
''47th place and you're on flight two!'' Don told the duo, who were happy that this thing was over.
The next team was just had one of them basically rub off the the pizza crumbs off her face.
''I think we did okay.'' Kasumi said, assuming some stuff and Xiangfei was just trying to knock out Spy.
''You girls are 48th-'' Don tried to explain, before...
Xiangfei might've hit Spy with a hard hitting move, but Spy's diguise was definitely fooling people...not this girl, though.
''-what's with teams these days?''
47th: Girly Best Friends (Candace & Stacy)
48th: The Young Women Warriors (Kasumi & Xiangfei)
''Only two more teams are in for flight number two and the pressure is on to own each other...no matter how the stupid the move may be!'' Don announced very loudly. ''And look who appears!''
Papyrus was just looking proud of his 49th position, as Sans was just looking a little bit displeased, even if it wasn't really obvious, but they were definitely arriving.
Mario was just looking straight up sick, as Luigi was just carrying him out of this mess, as the bro was just dealing with the mystery meat once again and it was pretty high quality.
''Seriously, how did you mess up so bad, plumbers? What happened, skeleton brothers?'' Don asked, just wanting to ask questions.
''I don't know! I ate-a really good pizza and then I was-a knocked out.'' Mario explained worryingly. ''Luigi carried me the whole way here...I think he's okay, right?''
Luigi was just too tired to say anything, but he just nodded his head rapidly.
''I dunno...let's just say Papyrus couldn't keep his head in the game...he's back to normal now.'' Sans stated, still carrying that same smile.
Papyrus was just little awkward about it, but he decided to just make an angry face, making Luigi cower in fear.
''Papyrus, you're scaring me!'' Luigi said directly.
''My brother said a pun.'' Papyrus replied, trying to calm himself.
''Then why are you so angry?'' Luigi asked, not bothered to deal with problems.
''Because he does that all of the time!'' Papyrus shouted, making it loud and clear.
''Oh.''
''Since all of the seats on flight number two are taken, the seats of flight number three are availible for all of the guys, girls and people that can't win!'' Don announced, ready to call all of them losers.
49th: The Skeleton Brothers (Sans & Papyrus)
50th: The Plumbers (Mario & Luigi)
''As 50 teams get the upper hand on the rest of them...the remaining teams get past the fact that they're losers amd do their own skills their own way!'' Don announced.
The teams from flights 2, 3 and 4 were definitely sure that they were all able to pass through, no matter how small they are and depending on the challenge, they were really feeling it or not.
''Seriously, this is going to be very ridonculous!'' Surly exclaimed. ''I got the puns of a lifetime!''
''I dunno, this is just a little bit stupid.'' Andie guessed, just having a fun time.
The squirrels were doing their thing, as Andie was just watching Surly dance and it was...okay, as Ty was just shrugging it off.
''Yeah! Take it from me!'' Surly boasted.
''Take what?'' Andie said, just forgetting the tip. ''Oh, yeah!''
The squirrels were definitely out of here and they were definitely in the mood to win...even if they have no chance.
''Honestly, I think that there's a challenge that's gonna stop us, but we're gonna push through somehow!'' Surly exclaimed.
Merlin and Mim were sure that they didn't even want to know each other's plans, as they both had scowls on their face from their rivalries for obvious reasons.
''What's with your frowns?'' Alex asked. ''You're...mad about stuff that happened-''
''-It was yesterday that my ''friend'' tried to sabotage our team by trying to move my tokens around.'' Merlin said, failing to not make his anger obvious. ''She's definitely a mad madam.''
''I tried to move the tokens of the other team around...but somehow ours got mixed up in this.'' Mim explained to him.
''Wouldn't that cause more trouble than it's worth?''
''I like trouble
''Are you married, because-'' Marty asked, just trying to find an explanation.
''I hate him!''
Marty was a little dumbstruck and this kinda caused him to say something even stupider, as Alex was about to go out there and dance his heart out.
''Wow, you two bicker like an old married couple.''
Merlin was just regretting this decision, while Mim was just unsure what to take from those words, but Alex was sure that could end bad, so he just did his thing.
Alex was just doing some old-school circus tricks that he could on the ground and solo, but he was definitely sure that he worked his butt to win it, as all of the judges clapped, before being pushed off the ''stage'' by a certain purple haired with a lot of hatred
''Hello, my dears! What is up with this challenge?'' Mim asked, trying to be hip and not even trying to make the hipness less desperate.
''You've gotta dance...at an acceptable...it should be okay, that's all.'' Kaio tried to explain, before Mim just basically did some ridiculously fast ballet. "That was really…fast."
"See, I've got tricks that will help you become a ba-good guy." Mim was just being observed by Dendy and Merlin, who were not liking the moves that Kaio was being pulled with.
"Nah, no thanks. Last time I took a shortcut, I actually became a bad guy." Kaio just stood his ground.
"Oh, er…"
Kaio and Dendy were just still waiting their turn, as Merlin and Mim were just still angry at each other for being an awkward team.
The steps were definitely visible, it's just that Sonic would have a hard time moving that fast in a small space and she definitely was just getting that tip...if it wasn't being trampled on.
Either way, these two teams were out of the location as soon as possible and their moods still had a strong contrast to them, even if it meant that both teams were just seeing each other have an bad time.
Other teams were definitely a lot more confindent about their attempts, even if this wasn't their first time attempting to not punch themselves, as Ribbon Girl managed to punch herself in the cheek.
''Come on...Ribbon...Girl!'' Spring Man shouted with a ton of enthusiasm and passion that didn't really need to be there.
She got up with tears in her eyes, if only because said punch caused her eyes to feel the heat.
''I know you've failed twice before, but make the losses into a win...you alright?''
''Yeah...what? Still, thanks.'' Ribbon Girl replied, kinda confused physically but her spirit wasn't confused about what she really needed to do.
Ribbon Girl stood up confindently, but not before wiping her tears away from her face.
As the two were back for another round, the girl was just looking happier than ever and she had the passion to spin, jump and do a mid-air uppercut and not once, did she let her cheek bruise get in the way.
Other teams were actually doing a lot better, as Itsuki was just something doing the most botched version of the Egyptian dance, but said dance was definitely hypnotizing.
And there was a lot more where that came from.
The pizza was definitely broken in some strange forms, as the teams were definitely a little...displeased by some of the craziest foods on the planet, but others weren't reallly displeased.
Beat was just chilling around like he was defiant about something majorly awesome, as he was just trying to let the chilli flow through his body.
Alya was just trying her hardest to get the best blog post about the wasabi covered pizza, as she thought it was just unusually awesome.
Josh wasn't ready for the chocolate, as the pizza was actually just throwing him off guard with all of the greatest tastes in the world.
Shawn didn't have that great of a stomach and it was more like the pizza was winning over him with its questionable taste...as his green face pretty much showed anything.
Patrick was just not sure what to really do next after he ate three different slices that wouldn't really be working.
*Spongebob and Drake's confessional*
''What the heck is up with my brother? It's very awesome kind of chocolate!'' Drake asked, indignant that the choc pizza was definitely broken-ly good. ''It's good times awesome!''
''I don't know...probably because chocolate and pizza don't go together...or maybe it's not a Krabby Patty.'' Spongebob told him, really feeling the sad. ''I actually don't know.''
*confessional's outta here*
Many battles were definitely happening here, as a great chunk of the contestants were really willing to amp up their eating efforts, even if they were not sure how they were able to do that...especially, Tomo, taking it up to the next level.
The pizzeria had some of the strongest contestants in this race, as they were just trying to power through it with some unexpected moves...as others weren't actually doing good at all.
''As the seats on flight number two are filled up with guys that don't need to be on camera, the seats on flight number three are open for the teams to get in there!'' Don announced, just excited to have the planes ready.
The sun on the beach was actually almost on the horizon, meaning that this wasn't going to be pretty easy.
More teams arrived to feel the dissapointment, as there was no seats on flight number two and a 45-minute wait wasn't really in their own plans, especially with their lackluster skills.
The first team figured it out easily.
''You're 51st place!'' Don told the duo, who weren't surprise.
''Well, at least we're not tied for last.'' Daphne said, relieved.
''You girls are on the third flight and you may go.
51st: The Young Investtigators (Daphne & Velma)
The duo were pretty much about to blow, as they were all feeling their appetite practically dissappear, but guess who was happy after that.
''Wow, can I do that again?'' Star asked. ''And where's more of it?''
Don just threw his hands down in confusion. ''You're in 52nd and you're on the third flight.''
Marco was at least pleased to be on the third flight with his friend.
''No, Star, there's no more pizza.'' Don told her.
Star was just feeling the dissapointment, as Marco was sure that there was more crazy food ahead.
''But, at least we've got to have a really fun time...and we could actually win.'' Marco said, just really feeling the heart.
Star and Marco were very determined to make a major comeback in the next rounds.
52nd: The Cross-Dimension Heroes (Star & Marco)
The duo were actually pretty sure they didn't want more of that pizza, as Moredcai was just trying to get over the fact that he ate so much pizza, that he was barely not vomiting.
''Wow, geez...talk about hot.'' Rigby noted, before Mordecai retched a pepper back up. ''Er, I got the milk if you want some.''
''Urgh, dude...Don, what the heck..*cough*...is wrong with...uuhh?'' Mordecai said, tapping the host on your shoulder.
Don looked like he knew who made it extra spicy.
''You're in 52nd, get on the third flight and down that milk!'' Don declared, making Mordecai and Rigby slightly mad. ''I got a hour long show, okay?''
The bird and raccoon duo were actually done with the host's shenanigans, as they just left to go somewhere else.
Don was just confused at what transpired. ''Some people don't like showbiz...''
53rd: The Working Bros (Modrecai & Rigby)
The two of them were sure that they were done with the race, as Panda was just feeling like that he couldn't really post the worst of him on the net...because it'll be shown on TV anyways.
''Will it be shown on TV?'' Panda asked
''Heck yeah!'' Grizz answered.
''You bears are in 54th place! Also, you're on the third flight.'' Don told the duo, while he was just looking tired as heck. ''Also, who aren't you blogging?''
''I don't know! At least we're moving on.'' Panda said, just relieved.
''Man, I wonder what Ice Bear's doing at home? Must be pretty cool.'' Grizz said, still looking on the positive side of life.
The bear duo were going to have to do something that was slightly special...just high-five.
54th: The Real Bears (Panda & Grizz)
The next duo were confused at the previous duo, who just wanted to talk with them, especially since that they were both animals.
''Alex and Marty, 55th!'' Don announced. ''You two are on the third flight!''
The four teams were actually just ready to ask some questions.
''Why the heck are you so small?'' Marty asked.
''Why the heck are you so cool?'' Grizz asked.
The duo weren't ready to answer those questions, but they were definitely in the mood to do some cool talking, as they just gasped.
''You know, I don't know, but what I know that we're just living in the city.'' Grizz explained. ''We're just trying to live our lives in that awesome place!''
''Well, I'm part of a circus that travels all over the world! It's called AFRO CIRCUS!'' Marty explained enthusiastically.
''Wow, that must be one heck of a circus.''
Alex and Panda noticed that the next team was not in a good mood, so they basically moved away and Marty and Grizz basically did the same thing to save their skins.
55th: The Performing Animals (Alex & Marty)
The next duo were pretty sure that they weren't in the mood to do much, as one of the members were just making the mood very tense and filled with rage over nothing interesting.
''Oh, come on! We came before a bunch of animals!'' Mai yelled. ''Zebra-''
Mai just straight up grabbed held back on the arms by her partners.
''Don tell us who's-ow...''
King was just trying her hardest to hold Mai back.
''Sorry, fan lady, you're in 56th place! Dexter, Dee Dee, you're in 57th!'' Don announced, as the two of teams finally met each other.
Dexter was just not pleased with what was happening with The Rough Friends, as the women duo were just a little incensed with each other's behaviours.
''I cannot believe that you idiot would fight someone that doesn't want to fight over such useless matters!'' Dexter scolded Mai, who was even angrier than before.
''Wow, this is starting to get pretty damn awkward.'' King said.
''Yeah, I agree! Why are you awesome girls fighting?'' Dee Dee asked.
''Because I got beaten by a bunch of animals.'' Mai stated, still pretty angry.
King was just shrugging and tired of this fight, as she just let go of Mai and immediately the kunoichi was just ready to bring it on hard on Don, who just crouched.
56th: Lady Fighters (Mai Shiranui & King)
57th: Contrasting Siblings (Dexter & Dee Dee)
It was about two minutes, before the next two teams came and they were both even angrier about this race.
''Honestly, you are pretty fucked.'' Nostalgia Critic stated.
''No thanks...you're definitely screwed.'' Gai replied, bringing a clap back.
''We're a damn problem and we don't care!'' The Nerd yelled at Hayate.
''Hard work's a real solution!'' Sho exclaimed loudly, as the two teams were nearly done.
Strangely enough, Nerd just tripped the two fighters over pretty quickly and it was pretty obvious who won over the duo.
''58th goes to the Critic and the Nerd, while 59th goes to Gai and Sho...does it really matter, because you're both on the same flight?'' Don announced, as the two teams actually groaned.
They still had the energy to glare at each other pretty hard.
58th: The Angry Critics (Nostalgia Critic & AVGN)
59th: Obscure Fighters (Gai Tendo & Sho Hayate)
The duo were actually a little stunned from the pizza action, as Austin was actually somehow covered in pizza and Ally was just happy that the ''topping deluxe.''
''Come on, it's pizza! It's the most awesome version of pizza ever!'' Austin pleaded.
''I don't know...it's...it's...'' Ally tried to say, but she forgot to say something.
Ally was just a little scared of what those toppings were.
''You're 60th place anyways!'' Don told the two of them, who were just jumping for joy that they weren't out of the game. ''Sure, you can celebrate.''
''Austin, we've got to do better next time.'' Ally told him, a little worried. ''Wait, do we have to?''
Austin and Ally were actually sure that they had a better chance next round.
60th: The Singer-Songwriters (Austin & Ally)
The best duo were about to meet another really good duo, as they were just getting their great positions.
''Alya, Nino...I am sad to announced that you're...61st!'' Don announced, giving Nino some mood whiplash.
''Whoa, chill, Don, you can't just throw us off like that!'' Nino exclaimed.
''Yeah, that's just messing with their heads!'' Austin butted in
''I do it all of the time.'' Don said, nonchalantly.
The ''bros'' were just teaming up to make sure that nobody was thrown for a loop by the host with the most awesome name ever, while the ''bro-ettes'' were a little stunned.
''Do they know how reality show hosts act...actually, I take that back.'' Alya said, reminded of Don's big ego. ''Isn't he the one of the worst hosts ever.''
''Wait, what about that Chris McLean guy?'' Ally asked, who was confused.
61st: The Supportive Friends (Alya Cesaire & Nino Lahiffe)
The two teams that were coming after about a minute of waiting, as they were just fighting who was the better player, even if it didn't matter that much in the grand scheme of things.
''Come on, this is going to be my least favourite thing ever!'' Josh whined, just panting.
''No it's not...there's gonna be way worse!" Barry stated loudly.
''I dunno!''
''I don't know!''
The two brothers were definitely pretty sure that they were the first two teams to race each other to the end of the Chill Zone, especially since they were arriving at the Chill Zone.
''62nd goes to Adam and Barry, while 63rd goes to Drake & Josh and your bros are going to be fighting, right?'' Don stated, a little scared.
Drake and Adam were just glaring at each other for a second, before they both went their seperate very quickly.
62nd: Old School Brothers (Adam & Barry Goldberg)
63rd: New School Brothers (Drake Bell & Josh Peck)
Don was sure that there was no more people that were trying to race each other about stuff that nobody cared about.
''Wow, this is going to be something.'' Don said, feeling drained already.
The next two teams were just trying their hardest to speed it up even further, especially since they didn't even need to do that one thing.
''Bring it on...sexy...ladies...!'' Batsu shouted, losing his train of thought due to-
''Batsu, don't be stupid!'' Hinata shouted, as the duo were actually ahead.
''Right, let's make it-''
The high school fighters were definitely working their way to 64th, as Don could see them closer and Morrigan...even as she sped up...was too slow.
''64th goes to the Japanese high-school fighters...65th goes to the best freakshow girls!'' Don announced, as the two of them were just tired out.
''Wow, this race is look pretty...okay. I hope the next leg is definitely great.'' Morrigan told Batsu, who was just resisting his urge.
''Well, it's not one that you're going to win.'' Batsu retorted with confindence.
''Yeah, that's completely right.'' Felicia said, joining in, earning a weird look. ''There's no way we could catch up.''
''Yeah, that should be right...but we have more of a chance!'' Morrigan exclaimed excitedly.
Hinata was just high-fiving Felicia for being so fast.
The two teams were actually just talking about some stuff, mostly the competition, as they were heated enough to say some competitive stuff.
''Batsu, let's get a good sleep!'' Hinata stated loudly.
64th: Fighting Friends (Batsu Ichimonji & Hinata Wakaba)
65th: Monster Girls (Morrigian Aensland & Felicia)
The next team were just having some fun with each other, as they were just running like they were finding some jellyfish, as they were on Oak Street Beach and they just realized that they did worse.
''You got 66th place!'' Don announced, as the duo were done.
''No way, we dropped places...I think we can get back up!'' SpongeBob declared.
''Back up to where?'' Patrick asked, not sure what his friend was talking.
''I don't know...we should get onto the second flight!''
''Oh yeah...I don't think we can get on it.''
The duo were not prepared, but they were in a pretty good mood.
66th: Undersea Buddies (Spongebob & Patrick)
The next two were actually just continually running through like they were just trying to get out of the police's grasp, as they were just running ridiculously fast to the Chill Zone.
''Yeah, we're ready to escape the idiots that just want to arrest us!'' Beat boasted.
''Er...are we?'' Gum asked, not so sure.
''Well, you're 67th, so I wouldn't say you're ready.'' Don told the skaters.
''Does it really matter?''
Don didn't really care that much about whatever they were fast or not, so he just shutted up.
Beat and Gum just shrugged it off pretty easily, as they were straight up moving ridiculously fast with their skates.
*The Skaters' confessional*
''Come on, of course it matters. We just want to travel all around the world and just bring the soul of the streets to many different places...y'know with graffiti.'' Beat explained, happy to just see some art around the place.
''Honestly...'' Gum said, blushing slightly. ''...I just want to go to London to see that tunnel.''
Beat was just a little irked, by his friend blushing.
*confessional's over*
67th: The Skaters (Beat & Gum)
The duo that was coming up next was actually just straight up carrying a fire hydrant for something, as Dudley was just looking pretty strong for carrying a a fake fire hydrant.
''I...give up, Don.'' Kitty said, struggling to explain.
''Well, you're in 68th place!'' Don exclaimed. ''Get away from that fire hydrant.''
Dudley just shrugged and let go of the hydrant and it didn't really break, as the agents were surprised.
''Wow, it's actually real.'' Dudley said, pretty damn shook.
The dog was excited and the cat was just close to keeping it serious, as the two had very serious looks on their face.
68th: Secret Agents (Kitty Katswell & Dudley Puppy)
Ten minutes later, three teams were actually really willing to bring the speed that they wanted to bring to the rest of the competition, but they managed to hit a stop gap.
''I'm ready to run up all of the walls!'' Kagura yelled.
''All of them?'' Jasmine asked, not pleased.
''All of the walls!'' Tomo screamed, making herself being heard.
''Wow, you definitely have an energy.'' Ribbon Girl said, taken by surprise.
The three teams were ready to take it up to the next level, as they were just running down the path and arriving at the beach and guess who tripped up?
''Goddamn Tomo!'' Kagura exclaimed, as she was just trying to pick herself back up.
Finally, it was down to the some of the strongest warriors...well, the strongest warriors in this group of three okay teams.
And who came out on top?
''69th and 70th!'' Don told the two teams, being Jasmine's team and Spring Man's team, as they were just happy to keep on living.
Spring Man just fistbumped Ribbon Girl...before they realized that fistbumping managed to get each other knocked back hard/
Jasmine and Shawn just watched the duo almost fall down.
*The Survivalists*
''Well, that was one heck of a punch!'' Shawn remarked. ''I wonder if I can get that kind of technology incase the zombies and thieves start appearing.''
Jasmine was just sighing both in disbelief and in love, before she noticed something.
''Er, Jasmine?'' Shawn asked.
*confessional's out*
''71st goes to you gals!'' Don told them, as Tomo was just shaking the dust off.
*The High School Runners*
Tomo was just still looking pretty dusty.
''Well, at least we're on the third flight and then...we're-'' Tomo explained, before being cut off by-
''Just slow down, Tomo. You suck too much.'' Kagura insulted Tomo, just looking inappropiately smug.
''We're near the bottom...this ain't a time to be smug.'' Tomo said, actually saying things of common sense.
*confessional's kinda out*
69th: The Survivalists (Jasmine & Shawn)
70th: Stretchy Fighters (Spring Man & Ribbon Girl)
71st: High School Runners (Kagura & Tomo Takino)
The next group of two were actually pretty sure that they weren't supposed to run really fast down the path, as they were just tired as hell about the challenge and this run to the Chill Zone.
''Takumi, what place are we?'' Itsuki asked very loudly.
''Itsuki-'' Takumi said, a little stunned.
''You're in 72nd place and you're still in it!'' Don shouted in the guy's face.
The two of them were both stunned by the host himself.
''Takumi, we're still in it! We're still in it-'' Itsuki shouted, before Takumi just went away to have some peace and quiet.
72nd: High Speed Drifters (Takumi Fujiwara & Itsuki Takeuchi)
The seats on flight number three were nearly full, as those teams that were going to have to wait an hour and a half to get to a flight were doing some other unimportant stuff.
''Seriously, this is a little bit fast for most people...anyways, we've got 16 teams that are ready to make each other lose!'' Don announced. ''Are the squirrels are going to survive? How much do the brothers suck? And is Spy and Pyro out of the race completely? Find out in the next part!''
His teeth shined as bright as the moon ''apparently'' as it transitioned in a black screen.
To be continued pretty damn soon with Part 7, where the actual losers of the round will be announced and the challenge becomes real!
Also, here's the positions for the teams that have arrived and have a reason to continue on, complete with additional surnames where needed
Flight #1:
1st: The Mercenaries (Ralf Jones & Clark Still)
2nd: Ice Dancers (Jacques and Josee)
3rd: Former Cadets (MacArthur & Sanders)
4th: The Karate Siblings (Ryo & Yuri Sakazaki)
5th: Bad Couple (Heather & Alejandro Burromuérto)
6th: Bodega Workers (Rad & Enid)
7th: Babysitters (Sam Puckett & Cat Valetine)
8th: Fast Friends (Sonic & Knuckles)
9th: Idiot Brothers (Jyushimatsu & Karamatsu Matsuno)
10th: Karate Rivals (Ryu & Ken Masters)
11th: Women Warriors (Chun-Li & Cammy White)
12th: Evil Geniuses (Dr. Eggman & Lord Boxman)
13th: Bad Seniors (Coachman & Stromboli)
14th: Adult Best Friends (Phillip Fry & Bender)
15th: The Foxes (Tails & Zooey)
16th: Reluctant Partners (Pete & Mortimer)
17th: Rich Sisters (Tori & Trina Vega)
18th: Reality Show Heroes (Gwen & Leshawna)
19th: Odd Combination (Brick & Dawn)
20th: The Pirates (Captain Hook/James Hook & Smee)
21st: Good Couple (Mickey & Minnie Mouse)
22nd: Grandfather & Grandson (Rick & Morty)
23rd: Teen Agents (Kim Possible & Ron Stoppable)
24th: Stepbrothers (Chet & Lorenzo)
25th: The Low Key Scammers (Edd & Eddy)
Flight #2:
26th: The Police Officers (Judy Hopps & Nick Wilde)
27th: The Thief & The Agent (Sly Cooper & Carmelita Fox)
28th: The Mutants (Gambit & Wolverine)
29th: Nature Lovers (Hayley Smith & Jeff Fischer)
30th: Zombie Fighters (Frank West & Chuck Greene)
31st: Questionable Heroes (K' & Maxima)
32nd: Unlikely Friends (Shingo Yabuki & Benimaru Nikado)
33rd: Strange Siblings (Carly & Spencer Shay)
34th: Kid Heroes (Kaio & Dendy)
35th: Puzzle Solvers (Maguro & Sig)
36th: Rich Sisters (Tori & Trina Vega)
37th: Brutal Fighters (Shen Woo & Kukri)
38th: The Cup Brothers (Mugman & Cuphead)
39th: Bounty Hunters (Samus Aran & Captain Falcon)
40th: Fashion Bloggers (Thomas & Jennifer)
41st: Rude Dudes (Phil & Jack)
42nd: Reality Show Fangirls (Katie & Sadie)
43rd: Lonely Warriors (Johnny Bravo & Samurai Jack)
44th: Father & Son (Hank & Bobby Hill)
45th: Demon Hunters (Dante & Trish)
46th: The Miniature Duo (Brian & Stewie Griffin)
47th: Girly Best Friends (Candace Flynn & Stacy Hirano)
48th: The Young Women Warriors (Kasumi Todoh & Li Xiangfei, Xiangfei being the latter's first name)
49th: The Skeleton Brothers (Sans & Papyrus)
50th: The Plumbers (Mario & Luigi)
Flight #3:
51st: The Young Investigators (Daphne Blake & Velma)
52nd: The Cross-Dimensional Heroes (Star Butterfly & Marco Diaz)
53rd: The Working Bros (Modrecai & Rigby)
54th: The Real Bears (Panda & Grizz)
55th: The Performing Animals (Alex & Marty)
56th: The Lady Fighters (Mai Shiranui & King)
57th: Contrasting Siblings (Dexter & Dee Dee)
58th: The Angry Critics (Nostalgia Critic & AVGN)
59th: Obscure Fighters (Gai Tendo & Sho Hayate)
60th: The Singer-Songwriters (Austin & Ally)
61st: The Supportive Friends (Alya Cesaire & Nino Lahiffe)
62nd: Old School Brothers (Adam & Barry Goldberg)
63rd: New School Brothers (Drake Bell & Josh Peck)
64th: High School Friends (Batsu Ichimonji & Hinata Wakaba)
65th: Monster Girls (Morrigian Aensland & Felicia)
66th: Undersea Buddies (Spongebob & Patrick)
67th: Graffiti Skaters (Beat & Gum)
68th: Secret Agents (Kitty Katswell & Dudley Puppy)
69th: The Survivalists (Jasmine & Shawn)
70th: Stretchy Fighters (Spring Man & Ribbon Girl)
71st: High School Runners (Kagura & Tomo Takino)
72nd: High Speed Drifters (Takumi Fujiwara & Itsuki Takeuchi)
...to be finished!
Either way, the ridonculous racing will continue pretty damn soon in the newly announced seventh part of this episode!