Autumn: Hey everyone! It's your favorite Mewtwo! Unless you like Jillian more. Anyway! Jack here promised links to the others accounts and he has brought just that!
Yep! And first up is Chloe, and I gotta say, her only story so far is a damn good one! u/8604500/chlooepm
Next is Cadium, I can't really choose a story from him, because they're both good (even if he only has one actual story going)! u/9321832/Cadium
Now comes Max, someone i've read from and beta'd for. He has talent but refuses to see it. If only he'd slow down and take his time… u/8225217/super12123
Now we have Xeta, i've recently stars reading Project X, a story i've meant to read for a while. u/8827713/XetaJTS
Now, last by certainly not least, is a man named Degen. His story, shortened to SFSS, is a great read. I want to finish it but recently I've had little motivation to read or write. u/7390854/DegenerateFluffington
Now, go check em em out and tell em ol' Jack sent ya.
Autumn: Are you done yet? We need to start the story.
Yeah yeah, take over and write from your diary. Aftward you can go on a date with Lance. Just remember to keep it short and sweet ok?
Autumn: Yes DAD, I understand.
Glad to know I'm your father. I did create you after all.
Autumn: Just start typing! And since you refuse to say it, Jack does not own Pokemon, Naruto, Undertale, Inuyasha, Yugioh or anything like it. All he owns are me, my father, Ryan, my mother and siblings. The concept as well but that's obvious.
-Last time on Unlikely Couple-
Whatever, I know this is getting kind of long and you guys probably don't want to read a journal that's long anyway. So I think I'll read the next few pages of what happened in a little bit. Thanks for listening!
-Break-
-Lance's POV-
Ugh, I can't believe it rained! We were trapped inside all day, the roads being too slick to drive on. Thanks a lot for not using Teleport Jillian! Really did us a favor when we didn't get to go to a restaurant we had planned a month in advance!
"I can hear your thoughts ya know. I'm a Psychic type. Add on the fact that I'm a Mewtwo and the possibilities are endless." I jumped as I heard Jillian's voice in my head. She really needed to work on letting us know before she just jumps into our minds.
Anyway, me and Autumn ended up sitting inside all day, playing board games like Pin the tail on the Rapidash, Spin the Claydol, I spy and even simple talking. I always have fun when I talk to her, hearing her try and impress me with her accomplishments when she already knows I'm impressed she wants to stay with me. I'm not easy to live with, especially when we sleep in the same bed together. She's really cute when she snores.
"Hey Autumn? Can I ask you a question?" I called to her, needing to know if she felt exactly like I did.
"Sure Lance, what do ya need?" I heard her respond from the kitchen. I could hear a faint chop chop chop while she cut up some vegetables. She always makes great stew, just the right amount of meat and vegetables with a pinch of salt, a dash of pepper and even a smidge of garlic. It makes my mouth water when I think about it!
"You know what marriage is right?" I asked, a lump in my throat. I always hid a box with a ring in it in my hair. I had the ring made to order, costing me a fortune, but she was worth it. It had a 30 carat diamond with flecks of green in it set in a solid gold and silver band with the words "Forever together" engraved in it. She doesn't like me spending a lot on her but it's what I do. Gotta get the lady some gifts every now and then ya know?
"Yeah, why? What made you think of it?" She asked as she walked out, toweling her hands off. She normally used psychic, but not when she cooks. Says it ruins the experience or something.
I had to try and stop a light dust of red from appearing on my cheeks as she said that. She didn't know about that so we tried to keep it hidden as much as possible. "N-no reason Autumn, just thought about how nice it'd be if we were married, ya know?"
As I said that, she had a look of mischief on her face, one that spelled nothing but trouble. "Are you sure it was just the thought? You sure we can't be married now? Don't think I don't keep an eye on your credit card. I know about the ring you bought and I was upset at first. Now, I don't know if I should be."
I could only splutter at hearing that she kept an eye on my purchases. I knew I should have switched to debit. Or maybe just carried cash on me. Damn you modern banking! "Autumn! You should know better than to snoop around my purchases!"
"And what if I don't?"
"Then you need to learn."
"Now now you two, don't get in a fight over this. Lance, you know Autumn was only making sure you were staying safe. But at the same time Autumn, you shouldn't do that." I heard a voice from the door, sounding suspiciously like my adoptive mother. I never knew my real mom, but her and Mom used to be real good friends before my old mom passed away. She was a lovely Pokémon, but sadly all things never last for long.
"Mom?" We both said, surprised she was up this early. Especially on a weekend, when she normally slept until about noon. It was only seven in the morning, not even five minutes past. "What're you doing up so early?" I asked, confused.
"Well, your Uncle Shawn invited me to go jog with him. I haven't jogged in a while so I guess it's a good time to get my Origin form back in tip top shape. I think when I get back we'll go see your grandfather. He hasn't seen you since you were little and I think we could all do with seeing him." She said, reminding us of her Origin form. She wasn't overweight per say, just out of shape in her Origin form.
"Really? We can go see Grandpa Arceus when you get home?" Autumn asked, anxious to see our grandfather. She had every right to, seeing as how he rarely has time to visit or get visited. Last we saw, he had made some new pokemon for the world to discover. Trumbeak, I think he called it.
All Mom did was nod her head before she left the house, going for a jog with Uncle Shawn. It's nice to see Mom getting her exercise. She needs it to stay healthy and she hasn't done it as much since she was accidentally shot in the foot while jogging past a gun range in her Origin form. Kinda hard when it was only a month ago and the thing had gone through the leg while basically shredding the tissue, muscles and bone. She was lucky to be able to even keep the leg, let alone walk.
"So, what was this about marriage I hear?" I heard Jillian ask. I turned to see her with Tanya again. Geez, can't they separate? It's like they're connected at the hip or something.
"Nothing Jillian, now get out of here and go have fun with Tanya again. Tone it down though, the entire house can hear you." I said, enjoying the flustered looks on their faces.
"Th-that hasn't happened for days!" Tanya, a normally quiet and shy Loppuny, said, surprising all of us with how soft her voice was. Jillian rarely heard her and when she did, it was normally nothing but raspy moans from nights of passion. I don't know why, but that night I had thought of asking Autumn if she wanted to be my wife. I'm glad everyone was asleep, though I then had another stray thought about what might happen if she heard that thought.
Ah, how nice it was to have a dream. Sadly, every dream me and my family have had has been crushed over and over. I guess that happens when you live with a single mother supporting six kids - though we were really adults that just acted like kids because we don't want to leave the house yet.
The next day wasn't much better. It rained again, pretty much fucking our chances of a date yet again. I know what some of you might think, "You don't need to spend money for it to be a date ya know." and you'd be right, aside from the fact that being at home doesn't really sound like a good date idea. Don't get me wrong, we both love to be lazy, but sometimes getting out of the house is good. We even had this planned for a while anyway.
Oh well, sadly it can't happen this month. I guess that's it for my rant today. Thanks for reading you guys! I hope I can do more of this soon!
-break-
Autumn: Hey! I thought you said we could go on out date!
Lance: Yeah, what's with that?
Listen you two, I don't have time to explain. Your mother is already hounding me about it, just go do whatever you do on your time off.
Autumn: What do you mean time off? We are characters in a story!
Exactly.
Autumn and Lance: …
Anyway! I have a few reviews to reply to. I wanted to do this as a special thing for now since I have some writer's block for UNH. First up is Cadium, one of the two authors I read from (thanks by the way).
He says "HELL YEAH! This story is awesome! Great job dude! I can't wait to see what you do next! Like usual, This is Cadium out"
Well Cadium, again, thank you for the review. Its pretty awesome to know you read it! And I'm glad you liked it! Though I'd like a little feedback as to whether or not Lance is being portrayed right (you can't see it but I rubbed the back of my head)
The last one, but still very important, is ChlooePM. She says "Great first chapter, I loved it! The characters were well introduced and it was very well-written! Can't wait to see what'll happen next!"
Well Chloe, thank you as well. As you know I have writer's block at the moment when it comes to my main story, so doing this and getting feedback is great to see. Whenever you read this, message me on Discord and I'll let you in on a little secret. It has to do with Mucosa. Now, I'm sadly not gonna say much other than to ask for feedback as to whether or not I portrayed Mucosa good whenever I introduce her. Also, I kinda forgot what her description was… eheh… woops…
Anyways, that's all for today everyone! Thanks for tuning in to read, I'm gonna get some sleep so I'm not a zombie at school tomorrow. And remember, as a personal favor from your friendly neighborhood Jack, always BOOP THE LOOP!
